Travel reality shows are not dating shows
Chapter 91 Night 1
The two walked around and found a lot of fruits, but unfortunately they were not tasty.
Ji Yu couldn't help sighing: "Nature is amazing, it can produce so many... each has its own unpalatable fruit."
After he said this, Gan Yan recalled the taste in his mouth just now, and shook his head with lingering fear: "It's terrible... This is not a gourmet record at all."
Ji Yu looked at the big bag of fruit in his hand: "Let's go back and have a look, anyway, this can be regarded as... starving to death."
When Ji Yu thought of Lu Huaiguang and Ye Zhao staying together, he was afraid that they would disagree... No, it was more likely that they would not say a word.But he was still worried.
Gan Yan responded, but turned his head and held up a handful of brightly colored mushrooms: "Brother, do you think this is edible?"
Ji Yu looked at him speechlessly, ordinary elementary school students know that brightly colored mushrooms should not be eaten!
But after thinking about it, Ji Yu came to his senses again, this child should be half naturally stupid, half pretending to be stupid, a newcomer on the show, trying hard to earn scenes for himself.
With a compassionate mentality of caring for newcomers, Ji Yu looked at him lovingly: "Of course it's ok, but you can only eat it once in a lifetime!"
Gan Yan looked at the handful of mushrooms, and then at the director team: "If the rescue is in time, I think it might be possible to eat it twice."
Ji Yu was afraid that he would really eat the mushroom for that shot, so he quickly slapped the mushroom out of his hand: "Let's go, let's go back, your two brothers are waiting for us hungry."
In the camp, Lu Huaiguang saw the wood and Ye Zhao built it. The division of labor and cooperation between the two were surprisingly harmonious.
Lu Huaiguang rolled up his sleeves, revealing his beautiful arm lines, and fixed his foot on a piece of wood while working intently.
Ye Zhao was quite satisfied with the labor: "I want two more one-meter-long ones."
Lu Huaiguang responded shortly, and glanced at him slightly out of the corner of his eye.
He was really curious about the relationship between Ji Yu and Ye Zhao, and it was rare for him to take the initiative to talk to someone: "You and Mr. Ji... How did you know each other before?"
Ye Zhao gave him a funny look: "Would you like to ask us what's the relationship?"
Lu Huaiguang didn't deny it either: "Yes."
Ye Zhao felt that there was nothing to hide: "In the past, I, Ji Yu, MOMO, Zhao Jin, and the boss were in the same group. You have already seen two idiots in our five-member group."
Lu Huaiguang asked: "Why didn't you come with MOMO and Zhao Jin?"
Ye Zhao paused when he was working: "You really...asked me so directly. I was still on my own show at the time, the timing was unlucky, and... I haven't contacted them for a long time."
Lu Huaiguang wanted to continue asking, but Ye Zhao spoke for him: "Actually, what you want to ask most is why Ji Yu and I didn't deal with each other?"
Lu Huaiguang felt that he was quite self-conscious.
Ye Zhao laughed: "We have a natural horoscope disagreement. Do you sometimes feel that Ji Yu is very meddling?"
Lu Huaiguang frowned, and Ye Zhao knew from his face: "Oh, it seems that you don't think so, but I do. Once a good old man like him thinks that you and him are his own people, he will take care of you and protect you. You are not happy at all, and he has to coax you to be reconciled."
"But I thought at the time, this kind of comforting bullshit is the most useless thing."
"What's the use of 'working hard' and 'working hard'? Honestly admit that your trash is trash..."
Lu Huaiguang thought for a while: "Then why did you come?"
Ye Zhao sneered: "I'm here to catch your popularity, you are so popular now, if he hates me, he hates me, and if I show my face, I will earn money. Otherwise, you think I came here to reconcile with Ji Yu ?"
Lu Huaiguang gave a confident "hmm".
Ye Zhao was speechless, and after a while he snorted disdainfully.
Lu Huaiguang focused on the work at hand: "You are different from what I imagined."
Ye Zhao said unceremoniously: "You are not what I imagined, are you such an annoying character?"
Lu Huaiguang: "..."
It is also a skill for this person to open his mouth so badly, no wonder he can make Teacher Ji angry.
At this moment, the two members of the foraging group came back, and Lu Huaiguang's eyes lit up: "Brother!"
Ye Zhao looked at him speechlessly, the sun was shining brightly, he let go of the saw and went to help him carry the fruit.
Ji Yu felt as if he saw Sa Huan'er, a puppy wagging his tail, running towards him, and wiped the sweat off his brow in great relief: "How are you doing here?"
Lu Huaiguang looked at the fruit they picked curiously: "It's pretty good, the progress is not bad, and the bottom should be able to get out today. You found so many? Then survival shouldn't be that difficult this time."
He had originally thought that food was the biggest problem.
Ji Yu didn't seem so optimistic: "Although there is food, it's unpalatable..."
Gan Yan enthusiastically introduced to him: "This is astringent fruit. It is very sour at the beginning, but the astringency in the back..."
Ye Zhao came over and took a look: "That's because you picked the uncooked ones."
Gan Yan got stuck halfway through his speech.
Ye Zhao sighed: "The ones that are ripe are yellow-skinned. They may not be particularly sweet, but at least they won't be astringent."
Gan Yan silently walked to Ji Yu's side: "Brother Yu, I think I'm such a waste."
Ji Yu patted him: "It's okay, I'm your good-for-nothing Brother Yu."
Ye Zhao frowned: "Your ability to coax children has not deteriorated after all these years."
Ji Yu: "...don't make me sound like an old pervert who seduces my younger brother, okay?"
Gan Yan came back to life with full blood in a few seconds: "Brother Ye, I don't need to be coaxed, I'm very strong!"
Ye Zhao squinted at him: "Oh, that's right, little waste, I'll find some familiar ones and come back."
Gan Yan fired all his firepower: "Okay brother! We just saw a big piece of this! There must be someone familiar!"
It was the first time for Ye Zhao to see someone who reacted like this when he was scolded, and his expression was a bit complicated for a while: "...Oh, then you can do it."
That night, everyone finally had normal fruit that could be eaten, and the camp also set up a foundation, which seemed to be quite a sense of accomplishment.
Ye Zhao ignited a fire, and lit a handful of fire in the dark night.
Gan Yan scratched his head: "It turns out that the sky is so dark after dark."
Ye Zhao: "Nonsense."
Watching the firewood burning on the quiet uninhabited island, there are insects in my ears, and occasionally I can hear the rustling of the grass. The sky is vast, and the sea is endless, all black.
Gan Yan looked at Ji Yu: "Brother Yu, why don't we roast the fruit?"
Ji Yu was exposed to the sun for a day in the scorching heat today, and he walked a lot, feeling very tired.But Gan Yan was as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, and he was still full of vitality at this point, Ji Yu had to sigh that he deserved to be a young man.
Probably because he also thinks that Ji Yu is the best to talk to among this group of people, and he always wants to have a word with him from time to time.
Ji Yu sighed: "Aren't you full yet?"
Gan Yan laughed stupidly: "No, I just think there is a fire anyway..."
Ye Zhao: "It is said that fruit roasted at high temperature will be sweeter, but I think most people want fruit... because they are too full."
Gan Yan smiled brightly: "Brother Ye, you know a lot."
Ye Zhao: "..."
Is this person a bit incomprehensible?
Ji Yu saw Lu Huaiguang moving his arm slightly, and remembered that he had done a lot of physical work today, so he silently moved to his side, taking advantage of the night that no one could see, he hugged his arm and rubbed it gently.
But he forgot that there is Gan Yan who doesn't know how to read the atmosphere.
"Brother Lu, do you want a massage! I'll come too!"
Lu Huaiguang: "No need."
"Hey! Brother, you have done physical work today, if you don't press it properly, you will be sore tomorrow!"
Lu Huaiguang said without hesitation, "No, thank you."
Ji Yu held back his laughter, and Gan Yan ran up behind him: "Brother Yu, I'll give you a massage!"
Before Ji Yu could refuse, he rolled up his sleeves: "Hi, I'm Technician No. 1 Gan Yan, and I'm starting to clock the clock now."
Ji Yu didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I didn't do physical work..."
Gan Yan was already tapping on his shoulder rhythmically: "Oh, this guest seems to be very hard on your side..."
Lu Huaiguang looked unhappy: "Hmm?"
Gan Yan: "I mean tendons! Cough, I speeded things up for you, guest!"
As he spoke, he suddenly sped up the tempo, Ji Yu gasped for breath with a trembling sound, and finally couldn't bear it anymore: "If you have something to do, go first, it's okay."
Gan Yan: "Huh? I'm fine."
Ji Yu: "Then why are you doing so fast! I'm about to be beaten into vibration mode by you!"
Gan Yan chuckled, stopped embarrassedly, and looked at Ye Zhao: "Brother Ye, let me give you a press too!"
"No need." Ye Zhao didn't want to deal with their playful interactions, but halfway through the refusal, he suddenly had an idea, and he hooked his hands at Gan Yan, "Come here, brother will give you a massage."
Gan Yan walked over as if flattered, but still a little nervous.
Ye Zhao held his shoulder, showed a smile, and broke it hard.
"what--"
There are loud screams piercing the night sky tonight.
Ye Zhao twisted his arm and let go of the dying Gan Yan: "Don't tell me, it's really refreshing to move before going to bed. Let's go, it's time to sleep."
Ye Zhao sprinkled some things that were said to repel mosquitoes around, but still reminded everyone: "Expose as little skin as possible, and it is best to only expose your nose to breathe."
Gan Yan became more frustrated and courageous, and dared to ask: "Why, didn't you spray mosquito repellent?"
Ye Zhao: "Because this stuff is just a taste they hate. If you are very hungry, there is something delicious in the toilet, why don't you hold your nose and eat it?"
Ji Yu just got into his sleeping bag: "Can you stop describing us like that?"
Everyone found their own seats, and Ji Yu went to Lu Huaiguang's side to stand next to Lu Huaiguang, who was still unable to sleep.
He whispered, "Teacher Lu, I seem to be hungry."
Not far away came Ye Zhao's voice: "Are you a pig?"
Lu Huaiguang: "He is not."
Ji Yu suddenly lost his anger, and looked at the sky calmly: "It's not that I'm hungry, I'm full, but I didn't eat meat today, so I feel like I haven't eaten. Do you know why?"
Ye Zhao ignored him, but Gan Yan answered, "Why?"
Ji Yu: "This means that I am not a pig, nor a monkey, hehe."
Ye Zhao: "Monkeys are omnivores."
Ji Yu: "...Oh."
Ji Yu couldn't help sighing: "Nature is amazing, it can produce so many... each has its own unpalatable fruit."
After he said this, Gan Yan recalled the taste in his mouth just now, and shook his head with lingering fear: "It's terrible... This is not a gourmet record at all."
Ji Yu looked at the big bag of fruit in his hand: "Let's go back and have a look, anyway, this can be regarded as... starving to death."
When Ji Yu thought of Lu Huaiguang and Ye Zhao staying together, he was afraid that they would disagree... No, it was more likely that they would not say a word.But he was still worried.
Gan Yan responded, but turned his head and held up a handful of brightly colored mushrooms: "Brother, do you think this is edible?"
Ji Yu looked at him speechlessly, ordinary elementary school students know that brightly colored mushrooms should not be eaten!
But after thinking about it, Ji Yu came to his senses again, this child should be half naturally stupid, half pretending to be stupid, a newcomer on the show, trying hard to earn scenes for himself.
With a compassionate mentality of caring for newcomers, Ji Yu looked at him lovingly: "Of course it's ok, but you can only eat it once in a lifetime!"
Gan Yan looked at the handful of mushrooms, and then at the director team: "If the rescue is in time, I think it might be possible to eat it twice."
Ji Yu was afraid that he would really eat the mushroom for that shot, so he quickly slapped the mushroom out of his hand: "Let's go, let's go back, your two brothers are waiting for us hungry."
In the camp, Lu Huaiguang saw the wood and Ye Zhao built it. The division of labor and cooperation between the two were surprisingly harmonious.
Lu Huaiguang rolled up his sleeves, revealing his beautiful arm lines, and fixed his foot on a piece of wood while working intently.
Ye Zhao was quite satisfied with the labor: "I want two more one-meter-long ones."
Lu Huaiguang responded shortly, and glanced at him slightly out of the corner of his eye.
He was really curious about the relationship between Ji Yu and Ye Zhao, and it was rare for him to take the initiative to talk to someone: "You and Mr. Ji... How did you know each other before?"
Ye Zhao gave him a funny look: "Would you like to ask us what's the relationship?"
Lu Huaiguang didn't deny it either: "Yes."
Ye Zhao felt that there was nothing to hide: "In the past, I, Ji Yu, MOMO, Zhao Jin, and the boss were in the same group. You have already seen two idiots in our five-member group."
Lu Huaiguang asked: "Why didn't you come with MOMO and Zhao Jin?"
Ye Zhao paused when he was working: "You really...asked me so directly. I was still on my own show at the time, the timing was unlucky, and... I haven't contacted them for a long time."
Lu Huaiguang wanted to continue asking, but Ye Zhao spoke for him: "Actually, what you want to ask most is why Ji Yu and I didn't deal with each other?"
Lu Huaiguang felt that he was quite self-conscious.
Ye Zhao laughed: "We have a natural horoscope disagreement. Do you sometimes feel that Ji Yu is very meddling?"
Lu Huaiguang frowned, and Ye Zhao knew from his face: "Oh, it seems that you don't think so, but I do. Once a good old man like him thinks that you and him are his own people, he will take care of you and protect you. You are not happy at all, and he has to coax you to be reconciled."
"But I thought at the time, this kind of comforting bullshit is the most useless thing."
"What's the use of 'working hard' and 'working hard'? Honestly admit that your trash is trash..."
Lu Huaiguang thought for a while: "Then why did you come?"
Ye Zhao sneered: "I'm here to catch your popularity, you are so popular now, if he hates me, he hates me, and if I show my face, I will earn money. Otherwise, you think I came here to reconcile with Ji Yu ?"
Lu Huaiguang gave a confident "hmm".
Ye Zhao was speechless, and after a while he snorted disdainfully.
Lu Huaiguang focused on the work at hand: "You are different from what I imagined."
Ye Zhao said unceremoniously: "You are not what I imagined, are you such an annoying character?"
Lu Huaiguang: "..."
It is also a skill for this person to open his mouth so badly, no wonder he can make Teacher Ji angry.
At this moment, the two members of the foraging group came back, and Lu Huaiguang's eyes lit up: "Brother!"
Ye Zhao looked at him speechlessly, the sun was shining brightly, he let go of the saw and went to help him carry the fruit.
Ji Yu felt as if he saw Sa Huan'er, a puppy wagging his tail, running towards him, and wiped the sweat off his brow in great relief: "How are you doing here?"
Lu Huaiguang looked at the fruit they picked curiously: "It's pretty good, the progress is not bad, and the bottom should be able to get out today. You found so many? Then survival shouldn't be that difficult this time."
He had originally thought that food was the biggest problem.
Ji Yu didn't seem so optimistic: "Although there is food, it's unpalatable..."
Gan Yan enthusiastically introduced to him: "This is astringent fruit. It is very sour at the beginning, but the astringency in the back..."
Ye Zhao came over and took a look: "That's because you picked the uncooked ones."
Gan Yan got stuck halfway through his speech.
Ye Zhao sighed: "The ones that are ripe are yellow-skinned. They may not be particularly sweet, but at least they won't be astringent."
Gan Yan silently walked to Ji Yu's side: "Brother Yu, I think I'm such a waste."
Ji Yu patted him: "It's okay, I'm your good-for-nothing Brother Yu."
Ye Zhao frowned: "Your ability to coax children has not deteriorated after all these years."
Ji Yu: "...don't make me sound like an old pervert who seduces my younger brother, okay?"
Gan Yan came back to life with full blood in a few seconds: "Brother Ye, I don't need to be coaxed, I'm very strong!"
Ye Zhao squinted at him: "Oh, that's right, little waste, I'll find some familiar ones and come back."
Gan Yan fired all his firepower: "Okay brother! We just saw a big piece of this! There must be someone familiar!"
It was the first time for Ye Zhao to see someone who reacted like this when he was scolded, and his expression was a bit complicated for a while: "...Oh, then you can do it."
That night, everyone finally had normal fruit that could be eaten, and the camp also set up a foundation, which seemed to be quite a sense of accomplishment.
Ye Zhao ignited a fire, and lit a handful of fire in the dark night.
Gan Yan scratched his head: "It turns out that the sky is so dark after dark."
Ye Zhao: "Nonsense."
Watching the firewood burning on the quiet uninhabited island, there are insects in my ears, and occasionally I can hear the rustling of the grass. The sky is vast, and the sea is endless, all black.
Gan Yan looked at Ji Yu: "Brother Yu, why don't we roast the fruit?"
Ji Yu was exposed to the sun for a day in the scorching heat today, and he walked a lot, feeling very tired.But Gan Yan was as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, and he was still full of vitality at this point, Ji Yu had to sigh that he deserved to be a young man.
Probably because he also thinks that Ji Yu is the best to talk to among this group of people, and he always wants to have a word with him from time to time.
Ji Yu sighed: "Aren't you full yet?"
Gan Yan laughed stupidly: "No, I just think there is a fire anyway..."
Ye Zhao: "It is said that fruit roasted at high temperature will be sweeter, but I think most people want fruit... because they are too full."
Gan Yan smiled brightly: "Brother Ye, you know a lot."
Ye Zhao: "..."
Is this person a bit incomprehensible?
Ji Yu saw Lu Huaiguang moving his arm slightly, and remembered that he had done a lot of physical work today, so he silently moved to his side, taking advantage of the night that no one could see, he hugged his arm and rubbed it gently.
But he forgot that there is Gan Yan who doesn't know how to read the atmosphere.
"Brother Lu, do you want a massage! I'll come too!"
Lu Huaiguang: "No need."
"Hey! Brother, you have done physical work today, if you don't press it properly, you will be sore tomorrow!"
Lu Huaiguang said without hesitation, "No, thank you."
Ji Yu held back his laughter, and Gan Yan ran up behind him: "Brother Yu, I'll give you a massage!"
Before Ji Yu could refuse, he rolled up his sleeves: "Hi, I'm Technician No. 1 Gan Yan, and I'm starting to clock the clock now."
Ji Yu didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I didn't do physical work..."
Gan Yan was already tapping on his shoulder rhythmically: "Oh, this guest seems to be very hard on your side..."
Lu Huaiguang looked unhappy: "Hmm?"
Gan Yan: "I mean tendons! Cough, I speeded things up for you, guest!"
As he spoke, he suddenly sped up the tempo, Ji Yu gasped for breath with a trembling sound, and finally couldn't bear it anymore: "If you have something to do, go first, it's okay."
Gan Yan: "Huh? I'm fine."
Ji Yu: "Then why are you doing so fast! I'm about to be beaten into vibration mode by you!"
Gan Yan chuckled, stopped embarrassedly, and looked at Ye Zhao: "Brother Ye, let me give you a press too!"
"No need." Ye Zhao didn't want to deal with their playful interactions, but halfway through the refusal, he suddenly had an idea, and he hooked his hands at Gan Yan, "Come here, brother will give you a massage."
Gan Yan walked over as if flattered, but still a little nervous.
Ye Zhao held his shoulder, showed a smile, and broke it hard.
"what--"
There are loud screams piercing the night sky tonight.
Ye Zhao twisted his arm and let go of the dying Gan Yan: "Don't tell me, it's really refreshing to move before going to bed. Let's go, it's time to sleep."
Ye Zhao sprinkled some things that were said to repel mosquitoes around, but still reminded everyone: "Expose as little skin as possible, and it is best to only expose your nose to breathe."
Gan Yan became more frustrated and courageous, and dared to ask: "Why, didn't you spray mosquito repellent?"
Ye Zhao: "Because this stuff is just a taste they hate. If you are very hungry, there is something delicious in the toilet, why don't you hold your nose and eat it?"
Ji Yu just got into his sleeping bag: "Can you stop describing us like that?"
Everyone found their own seats, and Ji Yu went to Lu Huaiguang's side to stand next to Lu Huaiguang, who was still unable to sleep.
He whispered, "Teacher Lu, I seem to be hungry."
Not far away came Ye Zhao's voice: "Are you a pig?"
Lu Huaiguang: "He is not."
Ji Yu suddenly lost his anger, and looked at the sky calmly: "It's not that I'm hungry, I'm full, but I didn't eat meat today, so I feel like I haven't eaten. Do you know why?"
Ye Zhao ignored him, but Gan Yan answered, "Why?"
Ji Yu: "This means that I am not a pig, nor a monkey, hehe."
Ye Zhao: "Monkeys are omnivores."
Ji Yu: "...Oh."
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