[My English] Uncle, I just want to be a salted fish

"Dong dong dong."

At this time, the man standing in front of the Kurosawa formation with three hideous scars on his right eye was the strongest hero in the legend.

KING!

A powerful oppressive force filled the entire corridor, and every blow of the roaring "Emperor Engine" hit Kurosawa Zhen's heart heavily.The alien with short hair was tense, his sharp fingertips trembled slightly, and the one-eyed staring at the man widened in shock.

Hey, hey... are you kidding... Didn't the king mean that he was completely an ordinary person?Why is there such a terrible pressure! !It feels completely invincible! !This is cheating! !

Hey, are you kidding me!Why is there such a strange person who looks very powerful at the door of Qitama's house! !The dust on the ground was blown up by the aura of this strange man with special effects all over his body! !The lights outside are obviously on, so it can't be a weirdo that even Saitama can't solve! !This is cheating! !

The superficially calm and calm King's "Emperor Engine" rang loudly, and cold sweat was already pouring down his back.

In the midst of the confrontation between the two, an ordinary door opened with a "squeak".A shiny bald head appeared between the two of them, and Saitama, who was wearing a hoodie, showed a strong dissatisfied expression.

"I said, can the two of you get in?"

in the living room.

Saitama led King to the cabinet where the game consoles were stored, the glare of the fluorescent light was reflected on the mirror-like head: "So why did you come to my house to sort out the materials, Mr. Yagi? It doesn't matter, but It's really itchy for an alien like you to dangle in front of me every day!"

Kurosawa with a huge dead fish eye on his face was expressionless: "I'm so sorry for looking too hard to beat, Saitama. Just take it back by yourself."

"What!?" Saitama suddenly turned around, his painting style changed, his raised eyes were handsome and serious: "Please be sure to sort out the materials at my house, please, Big Pineapple."

king: ...So you all know each other?

King, who silently picked up the game console he lent to Saitama last time, walked to the sofa, ready to see if his game save file was still alive, and pushed the main line by the way.Then I saw a slender strange blond man with a serious expression, but as if he was just recovering from a serious illness, occupying the best seat in front of the coffee table, with a pile of documents scattered on the table.

"Today, Mr. Saitama, there are a lot of people you don't know in your family." The king who turned off the emperor's engine was like an ordinary person, without the terrible sense of oppression just now.

"Ah, that's..." Saitama raised his head anxiously because he accidentally overwrote the king's save file.

"I'm Yagi Toshinori, meeting you for the first time."

The blond-haired hero put down the materials in his hands about the monsters that appeared in the "Weird League" before, looked at the hero with the same color scheme in front of him, stretched out his hand, and his blue eyes curved into crescents.

"Ah! It's the first time we met. I'm king." King, who had a ferocious face, was unexpectedly shy, and shook hands with Yagi Toshinori in a panic.

Yagi Toshinori got up and gave King a seat, and simply sorted out the messy documents on the table, and pointed to Kurosawa Jin who was struggling to move the "trophies" collected from the "Instant Noodle" weirdo into the house at the door: "Then It’s just the Kurosawa formation, although it looks like this most of the time, it’s quite reliable occasionally.”

Toshinori Yagi, who didn't notice the expression on his face when he introduced his wife to outsiders, who seemed humble but actually proud, said so.

On the other side, Saitama walked by casually, and said, "King-san, Mr. Yagi is the No. 1 hero from another world."

And King's attention was successfully shifted from the game console in his hand to Toshinori Yagi.For a gaming geek, the combination of words like "different world" and "hero" is an irresistible temptation.Saitama heaved a small sigh of relief when he noticed the sudden burst of light in King's eyes.

Just don't look at the game console.

However, the king who looked carefully at Yagi Jundian was silent for a moment: "Although it may be a little impolite, but Yagi-san, you should be the previous generation hero who led the protagonist to go through the plot... It always feels like a big boss battle. After that, what kind of tragic injury did you experience?"

! !all hit! !

Kurosawa Jin, who dragged the "trophy" to the kitchen, cast a shocked look at King.After all, he is actually an ordinary person! ?What is this terrible insight! ?Sure enough, the world consciousness of this world once lied to uncle me! ?

Hearing what king said, Toshino Yagi let out a "ah ha ha ha" laugh indifferently: "Guiding the 'protagonist'? It's an interesting way of saying it. But if it's a boy from Green Valley, that child is the 'protagonist' I It’s amazing that there is no sense of disobedience.”

"Hmm... Although I have indeed lost my strength now, I still feel a little uncomfortable just sitting in the office every day, so I came to your world without authorization. I hope you don't mind, hahahaha."

Finally moved the "trophy" into the kitchen, Kurosawa's pointed ears trembled, and he grinned and interjected: "It's obvious that they are world-conscious and they are too good to lose contact. We are here to help Jundian, why do you want to?" Say 'don't mind'. They should be thanking us."

"Bah."

The one-eyed alien whimpered and squeezed beside the skinny hero, wanting to wrap his arms around his waist.

Then got hit again.

King blinked as if he understood something, chose to pretend he didn't see it, and began to ask about the situation in that world with great interest.

And Kurosawa, who is already a qualified European player, immediately excitedly started "Balabala" to the king's science Olumite's deeds.Toshinoori Yagi, who stopped the futility, could only laugh awkwardly while listening to Kurosawa Jin's super-excited storytelling about Orumaite's past, and then used various adjectives to describe him like a descendant of a god. World.

"Can you imagine? Under the flames that turned the sky red, Oulumite rescued more than a hundred people alone in just 10 minutes!! His golden hair is like a scarlet scarf The light brought a sense of security to everyone, and the confident smile comforted everyone's flustered emotions!! He is a real hero! He is blah blah blah..."

"Ooooh!!" Saitama and king who didn't know when came over together uttered an ooooh.

And King's eyes lit up with a dazzling light that Tonori Yagi was extremely familiar with.

That is

The light of European kitchen.

Finding that Kurosawa Jin’s words were not enough, Yagi Toshinori, who was going to dig out the passionate or tear-jerking videos he edited himself from his mobile phone, finally couldn’t take it anymore, grabbed Kurosawa Jin’s wrist, and pressed him to the ground. Sit down beside me and hand over a piece of information:

"Don't sell Amway like this all the time. We still have serious business to do. Confidently look at the purpose and location of those guys' appearance twice. We have to awaken the world consciousness as soon as possible."

Faced with Toshinori Yagi's helpless expression, Jin Kurosawa said righteously: "How can you say that Ou Chu's matter is selling Amway!? Oulumaite is super-- yes! Uncle, I am just seeking truth from facts. It’s just what I have done! If someone becomes Ou Chu because of this, it is because of Ou Lu Mate’s personality charm! I have nothing to do with it!!”

"Okay, okay, Oulumite is super good, let's go. Be good, read the information."

Kurosawa, who got the head kill, suddenly exploded into a red tomato, calmed down, picked up a document silently, and began to take notes conscientiously, and began to analyze the information about the time and place of the monster invasion, in order to be able to Find the headquarters of the League of Monsters.

King who saw the information in Kurosawa Zhen's hand suddenly interjected: "Isn't this the weirdo alliance? You are also investigating them, Oulumite? The association has been in a hurry for the past two days. It seems that the weirdo alliance captured them last time. This is what a high-level kid in the association looks like. I heard that the association has already started calling for all S-level heroes, although I haven't received it yet."

Yagi Jundian frowned: "Start calling heroes? Could it be that the association has already grasped the specific location information?"

King shook his head: "It seems that it was just a pre-call. But I heard that the S-level hero Metal Knight was taken underground by a robot that grabbed the elder centipede. It should be as soon as we get the specific location information."

Kurosawa's face wrinkled slightly: "It would be great if I could sneak into that hero's team, uncle. But with my current appearance, uncle, I'm afraid I will be attacked by concentrated fire when I appear in front of heroes. Jundian-san's words , Uncle, I don’t worry about letting him go by himself..."

"Then let's go directly to the association and ask the location." Saitama's tone is natural: "It just so happens that the hungry wolf has also been captured by the Monster Alliance, and if we call Shangbang old man and Genos, we will have a total of three S It’s a level. As long as you don’t have time to catch up with the first wave of calls, it’s fine if you want to help now.”

"As for the big pineapple...you just stay here and wait for our news."

"Teacher, the top masked sweetheart in A-level has been updated. The association seems to have started to move." Genos, who was poking his finger quickly on the phone screen, raised his head and reminded.

"Yoxi, let's go." Saitama's red cloak drew a perfect arc in midair, and the smooth head reflected the dazzling light:

"How can I say that I am a hero."

Not long after, Kurosawa Jin, who received a call from Yagi Toshinori, straightened his dark golden armor, and his eyes made of deep purple patterns on his chest were shining brightly like a heart.

Opening the door, Kurosawa Jin, who was silenced by the crowd in front of him, blinked.

The graceful B-level hero Jigoku Fubuki, the S-level hero Bangu with silver fangs, um, an unknown old man next to Bangu, Genos, Saitama, King-san, Junnian...

It feels like the lineup has suddenly become more luxurious.

And the other three people who were reminded by King Sang and Jundian in advance were also looking at Kurosawa without any concealment.

With one eye, pointed ears, blue skin, long purple needle-pricked hair, and cold dark gold armor, he is indeed a weirdo.Although I don't know why Saitama keeps emphasizing that "Big Pineapple is an alien, not a weirdo born on earth", but...it is definitely a non-human being.

The grey-haired Banggu touched his mustache, and looked at his brother Bangbu calmly.

Although this was suppressed, he was still domineering like a king...

He is a strong man, at least a "dragon" level weirdo!

Then the two people who had just raised their vigilance looked at this dangerous and oppressive "Dragon" level weirdo when he looked at the man named Yagi Toshinori but was called Olumite by the king, as if The tamed beast instantly put away the burrs all over its body, and blinked its huge one-eyed softly.

Wait... is this guy... winking?

The tamed weirdo and the unknown hero who is suspected of being seriously injured... No, it is no ordinary folk hero who can be treated with such a serious attitude by the strongest hero King Sang!Could it be that... this is the hero who bound the weirdo with himself as a cage! ?How great!Mr. Yagi! !

The two old grandpas who were shocked by their brain supplements felt that they had discovered something extraordinary.

The author has something to say: Kurosawa Zhen: In some sense, what Banggu thinks is right, but why does he have an inexplicable desire to complain.