[My English] Uncle, I just want to be a salted fish

The Weird Alliance is strong.

In front of the cemetery, Kurosawa and others standing in a circle around a communicator were not in a good mood.Except for Saitama who was lost in the middle of the journey, the remaining seven people listened to the speculation about the Weird Association from the Tongdi communicator brought by the Heroes Association.

According to what Tong Di said, just now he almost exhausted all means to defeat a "Dragon" level weirdo "Phoenix Man".However, from the information revealed by the other party during the battle, it can be seen that the "Weird Alliance" definitely has more than one "Dragon" level combat power, and there may even be a power that can be said to be the peak of the "Dragon" level.

That is "God" level.

Although according to the classification of monsters by the Hero Association, Poros, who can bombard the earth with the "Collapse Star Roaring Cannon", also belongs to the "God" level that can "destroy human beings", but... the Kurosawa formation that needs to be concerned about other people It is impossible to let go of your hands and feet and make unscrupulous shots with all your strength like in the battle with Saitama back then, so if there really is a "God" level.That's troublesome.

Kurosawa Jin wrinkled his face looking at Toshinori Yagi, and just about to speak, the blond hero covered his mouth with his hand.

"I know what Kurosawa boy you want to say, but if you let me leave the danger and run away, that's impossible."

The blond hero said that he walked into the gate where the association gave the location first, and Kurosawa, who hurried in, just got used to the sudden flashing lights, and was taken aback by the scene in front of him.

The three-person tall pitch-black monster stood on all fours in front of Yagi Jundian. Its six scarlet eyes exuded a ferocious aura, and its slightly opened sharp teeth let out a chaotic roar. In contrast to that behemoth, the skinny blond hero Like a helpless baby slowly reaching out.

Genos and Banggu, who rushed in after the Black Zezhen, immediately raised their hands to save people, but the gunfire and swift fist wind had not yet been released.They saw a blue lightning flash across the sky.And after the alien appeared in front of Yagi Jundian, a huge sonic boom exploded in this empty space, and the howling wind was bitter.

Fubuki, who came in at the end, raised his hand to cover the wind-blown hair, and narrowed his eyes with difficulty to see the scene in front of him clearly.

Bumble, who was also a step slower, noticed that King, the strongest human hero, didn't even blink his eyes in the face of such an exaggerated scene, so he couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief.

It seems that for King Sang, this level of weirdness is nothing to fear at all?Really reliable, this man.

King: I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense!

The special effects on his body hadn't had time to dissipate, Kurosawa Jin watched the blond hero scratching his furry head while stroking the black giant beast, "Ahahaha" smiling and fell silent.

"Although it looks fierce, it is unexpectedly a good dog."

Yagi Toshinori in white short sleeves said to Kurosawa Jin with a smile.

Kurosawa, who glanced at the giant black beast, twitched his eyes, and saw that the "good dog" was trembling slightly at this time, obviously fearing something.And if you take a closer look, you can see that there is still an obvious crack on the chest of "Good Dog", plus the monster-shaped pothole on the wall and the huge fist print...

So, have you been well educated by Saitama... As expected of that man, he tamed a "dragon" level monster easily...

"Next time, don't run away suddenly like this, Jundian-san. Uncle, I was so scared that the eyeballs on my chest were about to fall out." Relieved, Kurosawa lowered his head, his huge one-eyed eyes bent out helplessly radians.

The blond hero was noncommittal, ignored the trembling black giant, and rubbed Kurosawa's burly head.

"Now that it's resolved, let's move on. You can't be left too far behind by the teacher."

With a serious face, Genos patted Kurosawa Jin and Yagi Toshinori on the shoulders: "The next battle is the most difficult."

"Too."

Everyone walked over the "good dog" to go deeper.

Disappearing in front of the deep passage leading to the ground, Kurosawa, who turned his head to look at "Good Dog", met the eyes of the black giant beast.In the six blood-colored eyes, the brutality suppressed by fear is chilling.With a cold snort, the pupils in Kurosawa's eye sockets were divided into three, and then he quickened his pace to catch up with the large army.

In the empty hall, the giant black beast folded its tail and wailed as if it saw some savage beast. The brutal unwillingness disappeared completely, and the whole monster leaned against the corner and huddled into a ball.

The long and empty underground tunnels are brightly illuminated by snow-white lights, the tightly stitched walls are strong and tidy, and the roads extending in all directions are like the labyrinth of the Minotaur with countless forks.The people who stopped at the fork again finally decided to split into two groups.

"So let's divide it like this."

Genos, who made a conclusion, clenched his fist with his right hand and tapped it on his left palm.

The corner of Kurosawa Jin's mouth twitched when he was separated.

A total of seven people... If you count three teams, shouldn't they all be configured like three three two?What the hell is this one-two-four configuration now! ?

Perhaps because he noticed Kurosawa Jin's speechless expression, Genos explained solemnly:

"Mr. Poros's words may be more free because he is powerful and he is a weirdo; and Mr. King is the most powerful existence among us, so he can just protect Mr. Yagi who has lost his power; as for the remaining strength I am neither tall nor low, and Banggu, Mr. Bangbu and Ms. Fubuki are in the same group. Is there any problem?"

If you put it this way, it seems that there is really no major problem... No problem, what a ghost! ! ?

This appearance just puts two guys who are completely ordinary people together! !And Jundian-sang, you don't need to say "Please give me your advice" to King-sang! !If I had known it earlier, I would have told him that King is actually an ordinary person without any power! !That dead house is completely hard to protect itself, okay? ?The tense "Emperor Engine" has started! !

"Listen, King-san's imperial engine is already sounding with confidence. Mr. Poros, you can trust King-san! He is the strongest man next to the teacher."

Genos added with a serious face.

King-san, say something and say no! !Kurosawa, who was looking at King, roared inwardly, and what came into view was a King who was too nervous to say anything, and those deep blue eyes had no highlights.

"Then Mr. King, let's go first."

Kurosawa Jin, who watched King being dragged away by Yagi Shundian, frantically stretched out Erkang's hand in his heart, but whether it was Yagi Shunnori who was extremely curious about the world's strongest hero, or King who was so nervous that he lost his ability to think, no one Hearing Kurosawa Jin's heartbroken cry.

Kurosawa, who watched the two drift away, drooped his shoulders helplessly.Forget it... My [Personality] crystal villain is also on Jundian-sang, if it doesn't work, it should be enough to run away...

The alien who touched the tip of his nose stuttered and walked towards the fork in front of him, and Genos, Bangu and others also started to move.

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"Hoohoo... Sweetness, if you have sweetness, you can definitely figure out a way... It's just a ball of water..."

The child hanging in the center of several huge mechanical legs was panting with difficulty.Behind him, there are three people who have completely lost their combat effectiveness, and the only sober man is watching the battle nervously.Taking a closer look, it was the three disciples of Atomic Warrior who were guarded by Emperor Tong.

The only sober Juhean struggled to prop up his upper body: "Xiao Xiao... run away, you are not a match for that guy! Leave us alone!"

Tong Di, who had exhausted all the props in the ever-changing schoolbag and was unable to defeat the weird man in front of him, waved his hand in a broken hand, cold sweat kept slipping from the corner of his forehead:

"Shut up! How could I give up on you guys! As long as I think about it again, there will be a way! For sure!...A way...A way..."

"But it's already rushing over!!" Ihean roared, closing his eyes unbearably.

It's hopeless... run away!Tong Di!As an S-level hero, you must run away as the commander-in-chief of the front line of this operation! !Otherwise... I'm afraid this time I will really...

Seeing the water ball rushing towards him, Tong Di panicked and wanted to dodge, but the mechanical leg that stepped into the gap in the ground suddenly lost his balance, and he could only watch helplessly as the attack got closer and closer to him.

"Hey, what are you in a daze for, human."

The expected pain did not come as expected. Juhean quietly opened his eyes and was surprised to find that the Three Musketeers and Tongdi had appeared in the opposite direction of the "evil natural water" attack just now, and were attacked so quickly and violently. After moving, the wounds and fractures on his body didn't show any deterioration or dislocation.

The staring-eyed S-class elementary school hero stared dumbfounded at the person who held him in his hands... No, the alien:

"Are you... a weirdo too?"

"what?"

The one-eyed alien turned his head sideways, and the pendants on the pointed ears made a "jingling" sound.There was faint blue-purple lightning flashing in the golden pupils, he grinned his sharp fangs, and said in a low voice, "Little devil, didn't you see who saved you?"

"Uncle, this time it's HERO."

Kurosawa, who put Tongdi lightly on the ground, slowly straightened up.The water ball on the opposite side that was bombarded by a blow has wriggled and returned to its original appearance at this moment. The eyeballs suspended in the transparent body turned around several times, and finally looked at the alien with an arrogant smile.

Before he had time to think about why he was rescued by a "weird man", Juhean eagerly reminded:

"That 'weird' is 'Evil Natural Water', a disaster level of 'Dragon'. It is immune to all physical attacks, and can use a high-pressure water gun to attack from a distance. The most important thing is that this guy will only attack creatures that are hostile to him! And when multiple hostile creatures are present, they will attack the one with the strongest hostility!!"

"is it?"

Kurosawa squeezed his fists, and touched the head of Tongdi, who was still a little confused: "So even if this little brat loses his fighting ability, he will release such a huge hostility to attract its attention even if he is so frightened. , let it not attack the three of you?"

"He's a good boy, Tongdi."

After plucking the strands of hair hanging from Duo's eyes, Kurosawa took a few steps forward, and the dark golden armor shone with light.

"But it's all right."

"If you want to ask why..."

"I am coming!!"

Kurosawa, who left an afterimage in place, raised his fist high in the air, blue lightning and cool special effects surrounded his body, and the eyeballs on his chest shone brightly.

"boom!!"

Cracks like spider webs spread from the ground to the surrounding rock walls, and the ground sank about two meters as a whole, directly collapsing the buildings on the lower two floors, and the roaring trembling spread throughout the ground.

Tongdi and Juhean watched helplessly as the eccentric who was still invincible just now was blown away by the Kurosawa array. The transparent water evaporated due to the heat wave generated by the friction between the fist and the air, leaving only a small lump wrapped around a few festering The viscous liquid that covered most of the eyeballs fell to the ground with a "click".

Tong Di swallowed silently and licked his lips in disbelief.

"This level of power...does it really exist...to kill a 'dragon' level monster with one punch, is this level..."

"Unbelievable... If this guy is an enemy, is there really anyone on Earth who can stop him..."

The Kurosawa array that fell from mid-air patted the dusty dark gold armor, and the decorations on the pointed ears jingled.The one-eyed alien squatted down in front of the only remaining small ball of "evil natural water", with a flat tone.

"Don't underestimate the earthlings, kid."

"Among your S-level heroes, isn't there a little girl who overturned my spaceship directly? Not to mention that dead bald... Ah, let's not talk about it, kid, do you have anything like a plastic bottle? This It's not good to just throw away the stuff like this, uncle, I'll take it back as a pet."

Woke up from his thoughts, Tong Di frantically took out a thermos from his bag and handed it to Kurosawa, lowering his head to cover up the turbulent waves on his face.

spaceship?Overturned?Could it be that this guy is the owner of the spaceship that destroyed City A before?But after the tornado overturned the spacecraft, no trace of the owner of the spacecraft was found... The heroes just worked together to eliminate a "dragon"-level monster that would split apart outside the spacecraft, and the incident was resolved...

No, wait!At that time, the "Dragon"-level weirdo seemed to have indeed communicated with the spaceship, and he seemed to be called "Goryu Ganshupu". Could it be that there is something we have overlooked in that incident?

"Goryu Ganshupu? You mean that big octopus that uses telekinetic power?" Kurosawa Jin, who put the "evil natural water" into the thermos, shook the bright yellow cup and said casually: "That's my subordinate's. One of the three generals, nagging and noisy every day, but he is quite good at managing spaceships."

Tong Di's body became stiff all of a sudden, and his back was wet with cold sweat.

Did you say it by accident...

"The one who faced many S-class heroes on his own outside the spaceship..."

"Meruzagarudo? He is also one of the three generals, and his combat power... Well, although it is not as good as Gloribas, it is still not bad."

Three generals! !

There are actually three more "dragon" level powers like that! !Not to mention the owner of this spaceship! !And we actually just got rid of one and got complacent there! !

Shrouded in fear, Tongdi and Juhean's fingertips trembled.

Thorough investigation!

If you can go back alive, you must thoroughly investigate after you go back! !

Deep underground in City Z.

The giant sitting on the throne slowly raised his head and looked up at the top of his head. The chaotic and meaningless "ahah" sound echoed in the turbid air, and the two round holes where the eyes were located on the stone mask were illuminated with light. The spikes on the forehead squirmed and stretched out, and the layers of sharp teeth in the opened huge mouth were covered with transparent saliva.

The woman standing behind the giant pushed her glasses, and her expression could not be seen clearly behind the white light-reflecting lenses.

"...Is this kind of power...a hero? No...impossible, the manifestation of the power of the tornado is not like this, but who would it be if it wasn't a tornado?..."

"But no matter who it is... the weirdo King Da She that I carefully cultivated is invincible."

And in front of this weirdo king, a bald man in a red cape walked out slowly.

The author has something to say: Kurosawa Jin: Speaking of Oulumite's lines to save people... I'm so high! ! (DIO face)

And, the beating started again (￣?￣)

Writing battles is really high! ! (digging the temple gif.)