[My English] Uncle, I just want to be a salted fish

It was a desolate neighborhood with no trace of human existence. The mottled buildings, the broken glass windows in the shops, and the dirty and old cars parked on the side of the road.

This has nothing to do with the scene seen from the space crack before.You know, even though that terrifying centipede monster wreaks havoc in the city, that city is still very prosperous.

Yagi Toshinori touched Kurosawa Jin's pointed ears again and again, and his eyes gradually became suspicious when he looked around: "Kurosawa boy, it seems that we haven't reached the place we saw before?"

Kurosawa shook his ears a little shyly, and explained: "The location of space cracks is mostly uncertain. Only Ouhuang can do the kind of thing that falls wherever you see it! Follow along Don’t even think about it for a non-chief like me, uncle.”

"The Kurosawa boy, do you know where this place is?"

"Hmm... It would be easy for me to draw the star map of this universe by hand, but I don't know where I am on this planet... I don't know." The one-eyed Kurosawa scratched the hard hair on his head helplessly.

"But, uncle, I always have a bad premonition."

Sure enough, before taking a few steps, Kurosawa Jin and Yagi Toshinori bumped into a person wearing a yellow tights and a red cape fluttering behind his back——

bald.

The bald man who was carrying a bag of ingredients and Kurosawa looked at each other, and suddenly, he stretched out a hand!The frightened Kurosawa immediately took a step forward and blocked Yagi Toshinori's body, the purple-black electric current crackling on his body, making a vigilant and defensive posture.

I saw the expression of a strong man on the bald face, and an index finger popped out from the raised right hand that was clenched into a fist, pointing to the Kurosawa array.

"Ah, I remembered. You are that big pineapple, aren't you? Have you come to Earth again to wreak havoc?"

"Obviously it's Poros! You light..." Under Saitama's suddenly sharp gaze, Kurosawa Jin silently changed his mind: "Uh... you bastard!"

"Then Big Pineapple, you came to the earth again to wreak havoc, didn't you?" Saitama, who regained his strong expression, put down the shopping bag in his hand, and clenched his fists: "This time, you actually took humans as hostages!" , You really have fallen, big pineapple."

"It's not the big pineapple, it's Poros! And uncle, I'm here to save the world this time, Xi Kexiu! How could Jundian-sang be a hostage, that's my big brother holding my thigh!!"

Saitama tilted his head when he shifted his gaze to Yagi Toshinori.At this time, the heroes from the two worlds ran on the same frequency in unison.

I always feel...so weak.

That bald/thin guy looks so weak, why should Kurosawa boy/Big Pineapple be so vigilant/attached importance to him?

"Is that so... Do you want to come to my house for a sit down with Big Pineapple and Mr. Hostage?"

Saitama, who extended the invitation, took it for granted.

"Is it really okay for you to invite a dangerous person like me who has been revived for no reason to your house like this? And you said it's not Big Pineapple but Poros, Jundian-san is not Mr. Hostage, he has a name!!" Kurosawa sent out a soul roar.

Saitama, who bent down to pick up the shopping bag again, said in a flat tone: "Ah, how should I put it... Big Pineapple, you suddenly resurrected or something, it's like a big boss in the game that can be refreshed, although it seems that you can't drop equipment look."

"How much have you been spoiled by that guy named KING!! And why do I have to complain about you like this, uncle! No, no, it should be why you have so many troubles in your speech!!" Because before leaving this world, the mouth Piao and World Consciousness mentioned the strongest KING in the legend, and Kurosawa Jin, who was popularized by a lot of strange things, suddenly realized that he seemed to have become a joker.

"Are you coming?" Saitama asked Yagi Toshinori.

"Thank you then." Yagi Toshinori returned with a sunny smile.

The two heroes from different worlds perfectly reached a consensus, leaving the strange (?) Kurosawa formation aside.

"Wait, wait for me, uncle—— Saitama-san! Jundian-san!!" Seeing that the two people who were chatting about what to eat for dinner and how to eat hot pot were getting farther and farther away, Kurosawa Jin's pointed ears "swish" He stood up suddenly, and followed in three steps and two steps.

Saitama's house.

Watching the "S"-level hero Genos, the devil-reformed man, help Saitama prepare the hot pot base with a courteous look, Kurosawa Jin admired how conscientious his cohabitant is from the bottom of his heart.Not only will he not let Kurosawa Jin do things, but he even cooks well.

Sure enough, Jundian-sang is the best.

The strange one-eyed alien began to emit pink bubbles while eating hot pot for some reason.Yagi Toshinori, who was sitting on the edge of the Kurosawa formation, was still on the surface as if nothing had happened, chatting with Saitama about things in the different worlds on both sides, but actually turned his body away from the Kurosawa formation calmly. Move far away.

"Oh! So you are the No.1 hero! That's awesome!!" Saitama, whose eyes were shining brightly, let out an admiring "Ohhh".

Yagi Toshinori scratched his fluffy blond hair, his blue eyes narrowed into crescents, and he waved his hand with a smile: "Now that I have lost my strength, I am no longer the number one hero, and I don't need to be so exaggerated."

Genos added with a serious face: "No, the teacher is the strongest hero."

Kurosawa put down his chopsticks when he heard the "snap", and said righteously: "Oulumite is the best hero!"

Saitama/Toshinori Yagi: ...No, wait.How did you two suddenly start?

Seeing that the two started bragging wildly about their heroes in terms of their status, abilities, and charisma, Yagi Toshinori and Saitama looked at each other, and each of them gave them a headshot.

Kurosawa, who was holding his head, touched the oversized bag on his head, and looked at Genos's forehead, which was not even red, feeling extremely wronged.It's obvious that everyone's brains have collapsed, why is it that I'm the only one injured!

Saitama: Because Yagi said that he might not be able to suppress you if he lost his power, so let me help you.And Big Pineapple, aren't you very resistant?It happened by accident.

Toshinori Yagi: That’s right.

Seeing that Kurosawa Jin was so aggrieved that he almost wanted to tangle himself into a lump, Yagi Toshinori suddenly let out a "puchi" laugh.The setting sun in the afternoon sprinkled on his hair, making the golden hair more dazzling, and his whole body seemed to be glowing.

The one-eyed Kurosawa Jin staring blankly at him clearly reflected the appearance of the blond hero, and the admiration in his eyes was like honey that was about to overflow, warm and sweet.

The alien covered his face with red ears, and his voice was erratic: "Si-since it was Jun Dian-sang who said so, uncle, I will be more forgiving and not pursue it."

Then a warm hand covered and rubbed the place where the pain was still faint on the head.Kurosawa Jin, who was almost familiar with the whole alien, rubbed his head against Yagi Toshinori's hand in a daze, and closed his eyes trying to hide it.

White teeth!Uncle, I am obviously emotionally experienced, gentle, glamorous queen, noble maiden... What kind of girl have I never dated?All kinds of handsome boys are also tired of looking at it! !Why are you so shy!All the face of being a big villain has been lost! !

Obviously it shouldn't be like this!Shouldn't it be Jun Dian-sang, who I used various means to tease, showing a cute expression! ?Why is it completely reversed, bastard!

However, the whole person is tense, and I can't resist at all, what should I do...

Saitama who was forced to eat dog food when he first met: ...

I heard that Oulumite is the teacher of Kurosawa Jin, and I am very envious of Genos who has such a close relationship between master and student: ... (Xingxing looks at Saitama gif.)

Saitama froze from behind: "Jenos, if you dare to show me such a sticky expression, I will throw you back to Dr. Kunos!"

Janos: ... (disappointed jpg.)

Yagi Toshinori, who said hello to Kazuoi and said he was going to deal with the "crack" incident, asked Kurosawa Jin to take a leave of absence, and then found a fairly intact and clean room in the abandoned community where Saitama lived. The room is temporarily lived in.

The two big men nestled in the bedroom and began to sort out the information they received while chatting with Saitama and Genos just now.

"Well... First of all, some kind of 'Budokai' that Saitama attended before was attacked by strange people. According to my uncle, it is probably a cosplay meeting for a group of 'Dragon Ball' fanatics, pass. Oops!" Kurosawa, who had collapsed to the top of his head, groaned and chirped a few times before seriously starting to take notes.

"Next, there are some more important news from Genos's mouth."

"First, the hungry wolves who call themselves 'human monsters' are 'hunting' heroes everywhere; second, the weird monster alliance that suddenly appeared and the inexplicable monster king in their mouth. They even mastered the method of transforming humans into weird people. "

Kurosawa Jin, who tapped the pen tip on the paper a few times, touched his chin, exchanged glances with Yagi Toshinori, and said in unison:

"That weirdo alliance has problems no matter how you look at it."

Not to mention the time of the first large-scale operation of the "Weird Alliance", which happened to be the time when the world's world consciousness officially lost contact; just talk about the "deep sea king", "underground king" and "sky king" who suddenly appeared The "Weird King" with different formats of "King" is obviously a huge target.

What? "Human freak"? "Hunting" heroes?

This is not something unusual, is it?In their world, there are guys like Stein who specialize in hunting heroes. Isn't it normal to have a similar one in this world?

"So the next target is that so-called 'Weird Alliance'?" Kurosawa Jin poked Yagi Toshinori's drooping lock of hair with his head turned.

"But we have no way of investigating them..."

Yagi Toshinori, who instantly guessed what kind of proposal Kurosawa would make, immediately interrupted what Kurosawa was about to say excitedly: "Don't say you go undercover or something, there are such powerful heroes as Saitama in this world , there will definitely be weirdos stronger than you. And our world consciousness has also reminded you that in this world, absolute power can crush everything, and you can’t gamble with the endurance of [Miracle].”

"So... let's ask those heroes. Those heroes who have fought against the 'Union of Weirds' should know something about it."

"S-rank metal bat? That's fine too. This time, uncle, I'll obediently obey MYHERO's orders."

"..."

Seen by Yagi Toshinori's suddenly deep eyes, the inexplicably guilty Kurosawa trembled his pointed ears, "baji" fell into the quilt, and rolled a few times into a white "big bug".Then with a "boo", Lan Youyou's head popped out, and the strange one-eyed eye that occupied half of the face winked at Yagi Jundian as if to please him.

Toshinori Yagi: "...If I remember correctly, this is my bed?"

Kurosawa: "That's right."

Yagi Jundian: "So what are you doing here?"

Kurosawa Jin: "Uncle, I'm still a 16-year-old kid, aren't I? When I suddenly ran to an unfamiliar place, I would be very uneasy and want to sleep with someone I trust."

Yagi Jundian: "...get out"

Kurosawa Zhen: "Oh."