The school grass said I was scum to him

"This f*cking stupid car has been around here thirty or forty times." Yan Su put his arm on Xu Changpu's shoulders, and they stood in front of the school's main gate, watching a limited edition Audi pass by the school. According to the incomplete statistics of the uncle at the gate, it has been around thirty or forty times in the driveway.

The two were wearing thin cotton windbreaker couple outfits with crossed light green and light brown checks, a long-sleeved white T-shirt inside, and off-white jeans, looking refreshing and casual.

The sports car in front of him buzzed away, and Yan Su whistled at it.

Ten years later, the expansion of the school was doubled, the football field was expanded to two, and the basketball court remained the same, but a new indoor basketball court was built, which is said to require money.

Humming buzzing——Audi made another round, and when they met people, they didn't forget to honk their horns, as if shouting——I'm rich, I'm awesome, I'm driving a luxury car.

Yan Su seemed to have a grudge against the limited edition Audi, whistled at the Audi, and complained: "Is this because I hate myself for having too much oil? I think to protect the environment, we must first get rid of such idiots. The owner of the car was beaten to death."

Xu Changpu had already registered in front of the guard at this time, elbowed Yan Su and said, "Let's go, let's go in, there must be a lot of classmates gathered in the old class's office right now."

Yan Su pointed to the figure who circled around and turned back on the school's circular driveway, and said twice, "I think we'll come out after dinner later, and this idiot is still here to circle around."

Xu Changpu doesn't care about other people's affairs, so he thinks the owner of this car is quite weird. He bought a new car and went to school to show off. It must be that a poor student who was humiliated by some homeroom teacher was so successful that he came back to show off in a luxury car.

When the two of them had just stepped onto the waterproof platform of the teaching building, the Audi stopped abruptly behind them, and there was a frenzied honking sound from the car. There was a cry of poverty.

Yan Su couldn't help but scolded "Fuck" and said to Xu Changpu: "Baby, give me the bank card, I'm going to buy that new Rolls-Royce, and I'll honk the horn at him to see whose voice is louder." .”

Xu Changpu gave him an angry look: "Is it necessary?"

At this time, a voice came from the car: "Brother Su? Xueba? You haven't changed..."

It's been ten years, and their appearance hasn't changed much, but the youthful feeling has been worn away by the years, and the two of them look more mature and stable.

The car door opened, and a vaguely familiar smiling face appeared on the car. At first Xu Changpu couldn't remember it, but when he saw that the opened car door was covered with various talismans and some theological things, he suddenly remembered that this was Xu Jie. .

Xu Changpu smiled: "You haven't changed."

Yan Su never expected that Xu Jie, the magic stick, would become prosperous ten years later. Xu Jie, the handsome man who won the world by relying on tarot cards, has now become the boss of a leather bag company.

Xu Jie looked at their well-proportioned figures, unchanging eyebrows, and mature and stable faces, and then looked at his beer belly bulging in his trouser belt, and his palpable double chin.Suddenly, I feel that the pig-killing knife of years is really unfair.Time flies, this butcher's knife has no effect on these two people, and even adds a bit of maturity and stability to their handsome appearance. God is really unfair.

Yan Su looked at the new Audi in front of him and said, "It's not bad, it's well-developed, and you come here to show off? How dare you honk at me?"

Xu Jie: "I just want to show off, nouveau riche have this quality."

Yan Su smiled: "How did you get rich?"

Xu Jie: "Am I not fate?"

Yan Su was surprised: "No way, you cheated so much money by fortune-telling? Haven't you been arrested yet? Propaganda of cults is illegal."

Xu Jie quickly explained: "Fart, who is promoting a cult? Is Feng Shui a cult? Is Tarot a cult?"

Yan Su patted Xu Jie on the shoulder: "Yes, it's not bad that you can get rich without deceiving people."

Xu Jie: "I can develop because I have mastered Fengshui, Tarot cards, and theology."

Yan Su jittered: "Didn't you say that you don't promote cults? What's the difference between you and propagandizing cults? No way, you wouldn't cheat a lot of money by helping people read Feng Shui, right? Is there a prize for reporting a liar like you?"

Xu Changpu got a headache when he heard the two talking, so he tugged at Yan Su's sleeve and said, "Let him finish talking first."

Yan Su: "Be honest and be lenient, otherwise I will report you to the police station now."

Xu Jie: "I got rich because I opened a leather bag company, and the most fundamental reason why I got rich is that I mastered all kinds of Feng Shui, Tarot cards, and theology. Let me tell you, when I graduated, I was poor and white. , I relied on Tarot cards, Sinan, fortune-telling, etc., and spent 3 yuan on a small leather bag factory that was about to close down. Since I bought that leather bag factory, orders have been flying in like snowflakes. It was developed, and I could see it at the time, the place has good geomantic omen, and the ground was the Temple of the God of Wealth in ancient times, but unfortunately the boss can’t manage it.”

Yan Su breathed a sigh of relief: "Oh, then you're amazing, we're going to the office to find the boss, are you going?"

Xu Jie opened the car door and got in: "No, I'll go around two more times, the new car I just picked up last week."

Yan Su smiled: "Don't forgive me, be careful that you run out of gas."

Xu Jie: "Cut, I have two barrels of oil in the trunk."

With a buzzing sound, the Audi drove forward again, honking the horn when it saw anyone, causing them to spit wildly.

Xu Changpu smiled and dragged Yan Su towards the teaching building. The teaching building has only been renovated and has not changed.

More than a dozen office students came one after another. There were 56 students in the class that year, but only a dozen came ten years later.

Lin Cheng has not changed, he is still very gentle, Fang Kun has not changed, but he has gained a lot of weight, Yu Liuying is more sexy and beautiful, wearing a black suspender dress, although he is short, but at the next stop, he is the eldest sister.Huang Bin has become a typical handsome man, his swollen muscles show his male hormones.

The moment Yu Liuying saw Xu Changpu, she gritted her teeth indignantly: "If it wasn't for you, a concubine, who was in charge back then, I would have been the wife of a wealthy family."

Xu Changpu smiled and said nothing.

Yan Su put his hand on Lao Ban's shoulder: "Old Ban, I remember ten years ago, you said that if we come back ten years later, you will be treated."

Lao Ban and Huang Bin were fighting the landlord there, and the faces of the people around them were covered with notes. He had selective amnesia and said, "Did I say that?"

The whole class met there, student 1: "Yes, I remember, I remember clearly, it was the first half of the third year of high school."

Classmate b: "No, it's the second half of senior year."

The crowd talked to each other, and the discussion started.

Xu Changpu listened to their discussions and they became more and more deviated, and said: "On the day of the holiday in the last semester of the second year of high school, we ate barbecue. Because the class fee was not enough, you advanced the money for the rest."

Having said that, everyone returned to that night in a daze, and each of them nodded and said yes...

The old class curled his lips: "Oh, actually, I wanted to invite you from the very beginning. I have already found the place. We will leave at four o'clock. Let's sit in the office first."

Everyone chats with each other, men talk about career, women talk about family, those who have a partner are showing affection, and those who have no relationship are cursing those who have a relationship.

"Changpu and I went to the school for a casual look, and you chatted slowly." Yan Su pulled Xu Changpu towards the door.

"Tsk tsk, look at these two people, show affection and don't forget to be literary." There was a sour voice from the crowd.

Yu Liuying gritted her teeth: "I should have been the one to marry into a wealthy family, but in the end I let my concubine take over, so it's not fun."

As soon as Yan Su took Xu Changpu away, Xu Jie ran to the head teacher's office out of breath and said, "Where is Xueba, brother Su? Where are you?"

Fang Kun pointed at the door: "Just left, what's wrong?"

Xu Jie: "I just made a deal between Brother Su and Xueba in the car. Xueba will have a bloody disaster today."

The whole class was materialistic, and they said, believe it or not: "If you do your calculations correctly, the college entrance examination will not be so miserable."

Xu Jie: "The college entrance examination does not allow me to bring tarot cards and drawers. What I bring is an eraser. Can the A, B, C, and D written on the eraser be compared with the Tarot cards?"

The whole class didn't believe him, so he had no choice but to find Yan Su and Xu Changpu by himself.

Yan Su and Xu Changpu went out to take a good stroll in the school, but unexpectedly they passed the staff toilet. At that moment, a certain idea in Yan Su's mind was like gasoline poured on dry wood. With a buzzing sound, a raging fire rose instantly .

Ten years ago he wanted to do things that he didn't dare to do, and ten years later he appeared here again. There is no idiot and youthfulness ten years ago, but he just wants to be fulfilled.

"I'll go to the toilet first, wait for me." Xu Changpu saw the toilet and walked in naively, completely ignoring Yan Su's eyes that suddenly lit up and the yy in Yan Su's mind.

He drank two cups of mung bean milk tea in the afternoon. Ten years later, the style of milk tea has changed, but the taste has not changed.

He just opened the door and went in, before closing the door, Yan Su suddenly pushed against the door and got in.

When Xu Changpu realized something, his face turned red, and this guy's little thoughts were all written on his face.

Yan Su: "I remember saying here ten years ago that I want to fuck you here."

When he came out of the bathroom, Yan Su saw that Xu Changpu was walking unnaturally, so he said considerately and gently: "Otherwise we won't go to the class reunion, let's go home, you look like this, you can't sit or move, And got hurt..."

Xu Changpu glared at Yan Su angrily, Yan Su's bright smiling face showed no sign of guilt, and his face was full of pride: "Old Ban has entrusted us for a long time, if I don't go, I'm really sorry for him."

Yan Su smiled subduedly: "Then I'll carry you on my back, alas, I can't do it, even if I carry you, the wound will be pulled, so let me hug you, so that it won't hurt."

Xu Changpu really didn't want to look at Yan Su's bright smiling face, gritted his teeth, and said viciously, "If you want to die, just say so."

"I don't want to die at all... I still want to live to serve you." When Yan Su said this, he even glanced at Xu Changpu, and when he saw his wife's eyes were not looking well, he immediately shut up.

After shutting up, the cheeks couldn't help shaking and straightening. It was a state where I wanted to laugh but couldn't help it.

Xu Changpu didn't bother to pay attention to him, and tidied up his clothes. The cotton clothes were crumpled and stuck to his body without rubbing, not as smooth as when he came in the afternoon.

He tugged on his coat for a long time before it looked a little smoother. Yan Su also tugged on his coat, looked at the scratches on the coat, and said, "Look at you, how much do you care about your clothes? It's okay to scratch a few times."

"Shut up." Xu Changpu was helpless in the face of thick-skinned Yan Su.

The two spent a long time tidying up in the corridor, and the old class came out of the office with a large team.

Seeing the figures of the two, Xu Jie said anxiously: "Xueba, let me tell you, I just made a fortune for you. You will be bloody this afternoon. Where did you bleed?"

Xu Changpu's face turned pale for a moment, he looked at Yan Su, Yan Su smiled subtly and brilliantly, and said, "You're okay cursing someone, you're the one who got bloody."

The old class said: "Let's go, let's go, don't smudge. It's too late to catch the bus."

Xu Jie looked suspicious: "Scholar, you really didn't have any small cuts on your body, did you bleed a little? This is also called a bloody disaster in our metaphysics world."

Xu Changpu turned around in embarrassment and walked: "No."

The classmate behind laughed and said: "We said before that you are half-baked, but you still don't believe it, you really think of yourself as a half-immortal, you are not good at learning, you are a magic stick."

The magician Xu Jie scratched his head behind his back: "That's not right, I calculated it several times, did I really fail to learn?"

At this time, he found that Xu Changpu was walking unnaturally, and he was overjoyed: "Xue Ba, what's wrong with your legs? Why do you walk in a weird way? Are you sure there is no bleeding anywhere?"

Xu Changpu especially wanted to throw Xu Jie off the fifth floor—if killing people was not illegal.

He looked at Yan Su's smiling face, gritted his teeth and said, "It's okay, I was hit by a dog, and I'm almost healed."

Xu Jie said with emotion: "Nowadays, many people walk their dogs without leashes. Small dogs are fine. Big dogs can easily bump into people and bite people. Are you okay?"

Xu Changpu: "It's okay, I've already told the dog's owner, and the dog owner said that he will keep the dog at home in the future, so that he won't let him run around."

Yan Su hurriedly followed: "The dog said that bumping it once is not enough, and he will hit the calamus every day in the future, so that he can't get out of bed, walk on the road, or go to work."

Xu Changpu smiled: "Then suggest that the dog owner beat the dog to death directly."

Yan Su: "Murdering your own husband is against the law."

Xu Jie was puzzled: "What are you two talking about?"

Xu Changpu smiled: "I'm talking about dogs."

The old class is busy calling his classmates to get on the bus, but he doesn't know that everyone comes by car, and he is the only one who is alone.

He never imagined that one day he would be asked to choose from a dozen cars, the prices of which ranged from 10,000+ to tens of millions. Finally, he saw Xu Changpu and got into Yan Su's car.

More than a dozen cars rushed to a barbecue restaurant. At the moment when the old class said please eat, Xu Changpu thought that the old class had finally changed his stinginess after so many years. When facing the classmates who returned to school, he showed It turned out that he was overthinking a teacher's affection for his students.

For the opening of the new store, the whole store is as low as 2.8% off, and [-] coupons are discounted for purchases of [-] or more. Coupons can be stacked and used, and there is no upper limit.

The taste of barbecue can't be said to be unpalatable, but it is really not delicious, and the taste is quite satisfactory.

Just when the food was served and ready to eat, Shao Ting strode in, sat down when he saw an empty seat and said, "Hey, I didn't expect that I would come too."

The old class muttered: "I just said why didn't you come with me today?"

Shao Ting sat next to Xu Jie, picked up Xu Jie's grilled pork belly and smeared it with sauce, and ate it under Xu Jie's resentful eyes: "It's not good, who chose this shitty place? Spending money to eat here is not as good as eating here." What's the difference between using a toilet that is full of wool and shit in a paid public toilet when you can hold your breath until you get home?"

Old class: "Kick this guy out, this guy is not from our class."

Lin Cheng: "Obey."

When he said he obeyed, he put the discount list in front of Shao Ting.

Shao Ting curled his lips and condemned: "Old Ban, after ten years, you are as stingy as always, and your taste is as bad as always."

His eyes fell on Xu Changpu: "Xueba, you don't look very good today."

Xu Changpu didn't answer.

Shao Ting added: "Forget it, anyway, after you and Yan Su got together, your complexion didn't feel better."

Xu Changpu handed the barbecue roll wrapped in lettuce to Shao Ting and said, "Here, this one is rolled."

Shao Ting took it: "Thank you."

Yan Su looked at Xu Changpu and glared at him: This was obviously made for me, so why should I give it to others?If you don't abide by husband's morals, you will be soaked in a pig cage!

Shao Ting looked at the lettuce wrapped with several slices of meat, the smell of the meat and the fresh and tender vegetables came to his face, he bit off more than half of it under Yan Su's angry eyes, and then he jumped up from his seat, The pungent taste in his mouth spread to all his limbs, and his tears flowed down uncontrollably. He quickly picked up the glass of water in front of him and poured it down.

He unscrewed the beer, rinsed his mouth several times before he calmed down, leaned on the stool, and asked, "How many packets of mustard did you put in?"

"Seven or eight packs, that's not counting. There's a lot of chili noodles." Xu Changpu said calmly and expressionlessly.

Yan Su turned his head to look at Xu Changpu, and instantly realized that his dog's head had been dangling back and forth several times at the gate of hell.

Shao Ting patted Yan Su's back weakly, "Brother, thank you for your hard work."

Yan Su cried bitterly: "Don't work hard, serve the people."

Xu Changpu was not feeling well and had no appetite, so Yan Su ordered some seafood for him to nourish his stomach.

When the waiter brought the small bowl of gnocchi, Xu Changpu took it politely and said, "Thank you."

As if being bombarded by rockets, Yan Su immediately courted Bao Goutou eagerly, and said, "What are you doing? Should you take such a heavy bowl of gnocchi? Sit down for me."

Xu Jie looked down at the big bowl he was holding, and asked Shao Ting, "Is Xueba pregnant? Why is Brother Su so careful?"

Shao Ting was filled with emotions, bowed his head and silently rolled the row of grilled lamb chops in front of him into his bowl and said, "It's scarier than being pregnant."

Xu Jie swallowed his saliva: "So the fetal position is unstable and you will have a miscarriage?"

Shao Ting poured a row of pork belly and beef into the bowl again: "It's still scary."

The old class suddenly came over: "I know, it may be one dead body and two lives."

Shao Ting was angry: "You are the one who kills two people, you don't want something better."

As he spoke, he took the roasted meat.

The old class is like a student humbly asking for advice: "What is that?"

Shao Ting: "It's Yan Su who has to go to the study to sleep tonight, and he's going to knelt for instant noodles at the sound of the keyboard. Be happy! Yay!"

Yan Su was still asking earnestly over there: "Baby, come on, be careful, I'll blow it up for you... What do you want to eat, I'll make it for you... Are you thirsty?"

Xu Jie and Lao Ban looked at the miserable thing on the opposite side, and instantly felt how gentle, considerate and understanding their wretched wife was.

Xu Jie silently bought all the things in the shopping cart for his wife, and then his wife called and yelled: "You are insulting my mother for getting fat, right? Ah? I have been wearing m for a long time. Oh, you actually bought me a size S, you fucking mocked me for being fat and just said, get out of here and kneel outside, if you dare to get up without my order, I'll take your legs off."

The old class had already sent "Wife, I love you", at this time, his wife said directly: What wrong did you do, tell me, and I promise not to beat you up.

Looking at the situation of these two people, Yan Su suddenly felt that he was living in heaven, so he said to Xu Changpu ten times, "Baby, I like you."

Shao Ting put all the meat on the table into his own bowl: "I was disgusted by both of you."

Xu Jie was frightened into a cold sweat by his wife, and subconsciously reached for a bunch of meat, but seeing the rows of meat piled up on Shao Ting's plate, his eyes were burning with anger: "It's such an unpalatable thing, why do you want to eat it?" Eating so happily?"

Shao Ting: "Because I have never eaten such a bad food. If I don't eat more, I won't be able to eat it in the future."

In the middle of the wine, there was a lot of stumbling around. On Xu Changpu's left was the old class. The old class tilted his head and looked at these students in twos and threes. The radish heads he saw before have now found their place in society. He is quite happy .

Xu Changpu asked in a deep voice: "Old Ban, do you still remember Li Yue?"

Maybe it was because the night was too hazy and the lights were too dim, or maybe it was because the old class was too drunk. Seeing his eyes, Xu Changpu was stunned for a moment, and then a touch of sadness flashed by. He moved his lips and said: "Remember, my Chinese class representative back then liked to rummage through my desk to find books. I remember that she was the first deskmate you came to this school."

Xu Changpu said "En": "Then what happened to her after that?"

Old Ban picked up a glass of beer in front of him, gulped it down, and slammed his mouth like tasting it: "She died in the third year after returning home."

When Xu Changpu heard these words, the hand holding the boiled water suddenly shook, and the boiled water splashed on his pants, and the gray-white jeans were soaked in a large area in an instant.

The old class smiled: "People have sorrows and joys, parting and reunion, ups and downs, gatherings and partings come and go, just look away."

Xu Changpu was absent-minded all night, at the family reunion a few days later, Yan Qi suddenly found him, and asked with a blank expression: "Listen to Mom, did you and Yan Su go to the high school reunion a few days ago?"

Xu Changpu nodded.

Yan Qi smiled and asked, "How about that Li Yue in your class?"

Xu Changpu is not good at lying. When he was hesitating whether to tell his second brother, Yan Su suddenly came over with a fruit plate and said, "She's pretty good. She found a handsome guy who is much more handsome than you, and also richer than you." Qian. She gave birth to a son and a daughter, not to mention how cute they are, her children are like mother, she even asked about you, and the smell of vinegar from her husband's side has drifted to the Pacific Ocean."

Yan Qi smiled: "That's pretty good."

The author has something to say:

How many photos are sent to the disaster of blood and light?

I would like to say sorry here, I was expecting the next book to be "A Divorce", but there was a serious problem with the logic of the outline of the article. I wrote [-] to [-] words and found that I couldn't go on, so I replaced the copy of that article with " The enemy suspects that I am his fiancée" article.I can’t convince myself, I dare not send it out, so I’m really sorry, I promise this is the last time to replace the copy, I’m sorry, I’m really sorry, if you don’t like "The Enemy Suspects I’m His Fiancee", you can cancel the collection clatter,

If you like it, please give me a favorite. The style of the article is the same as this article. The campus article is still a story of sand sculptures who rely on their brains to make up for themselves and chase their wives in a crematorium...

Copywriting of "The Enemy Suspects I'm His Fiancee": Campus essays, daily pure sand sculptures

The queen Xueshenshou (Bo Bai) who feels that Xiao Gong is sick and wants to kill her vs. the brain-buying self-professional Xueba Gong (Yi Yuanmu)

The god of learning, Bo Bai, and the master of learning, Yi Yaomu, are mortal enemies and dislike each other.

One day, Yi Yuanmu got news——Bo Bai was his fiancée who married with his fingertips, and she disguised herself as a man.

He no longer asked his younger brother to block Bobai at the intersection, and took his own initiative to take his younger brother to the restaurant where Bobai worked to help wash the dishes.

He took good care of Bo Bai under the horrified gazes of the younger brothers, and bought the most expensive aunt's towel for Bo Bai...

He smiled and told Bo Bai: "Even if you have smaller breasts, I will marry you. I don't mind if you have flat breasts."

When Bo Bai felt insulted and wanted to kill him, Yi Yuanmu still boasted that I was really the best fiance in the world.

Not long after, Yi Yuanmu finally found out that Bo Bai was a man.

Not long after, his real fiancee disguised as a man came back...

1v1, he, Shuangchu, Shuangxueba, Master Shou, Sand Sculpture Daily Essay,

This is a story about chasing his wife crazily and chasing his wife by relying on sand sculpting brains, but in Xiao Shou's opinion, his mind is sick...

It is estimated that the article will be published at the end of August or early September. I will save some manuscripts first, hahahaha...