The school grass said I was scum to him

"What's wrong with your face of bitterness and hatred? Did your wife have dystocia or ran away with someone?" Shao Ting picked up a cup of coffee in front of him, stirred it with a small spoon, and ate the dessert in front of him with a knife and fork.

Yan Su held the knife and fork and sighed, "My wife didn't have a difficult delivery, and she didn't run away with anyone, but he was too busy."

Shao Ting smiled: "It's too busy, it's good to make money. Ever since Xu Changpu joined your company, he has been doing his best to treat it as his own family business. If you have such an object, you have to burn incense Kneel three times and kowtow nine times to the Great Buddha to thank my ancestors for their [-] generations of virtue."

When Yan Su heard it, his expression became even more aggrieved, and he asked the waiter in response to the situation, "Give me a cup of bitter coffee."

The waiter immediately brought him a cup of bitter coffee.

He took a sip and spit it out: "Is this stuff for people to drink?"

The waiter said with a dazed expression, "Sir, it's what you want."

Yan Su: "Give me a cup of sweet."

The waiter immediately brought him another cup of sweet coffee. While drinking the sweet coffee, he pushed the bitter coffee to the middle of the table and said, "Brother, my life is like this cup of bitter coffee. I live in dire straits every day. Calamus will take care of everything in his day, but he will not me……"

Shao Ting: "Poof—"

Yan Su was aggrieved and irritable. At first, he could do it seven times a night, but then his happy life gradually declined. Recently, because Calamus was too busy, he kissed him for three days...fucking kisses in three days.

"I only kissed once in three days, what do you think this means? It means that my current life is not happy." Brother Su felt that he was bitterer than the cup of bitter coffee in front of him.

In the end, he said: "I want to fight for my normal rights, and I can't let him be in bed | matters in the future, I have the final say."

"Yes, with this awareness, why are you still frowning here? Go fight for your legitimate rights." Shao Ting suggested.

"I fought for it, but it's useless." Brother Su instantly looked like a dried up eggplant.

"When he was cooking at home, I thought I should fight for it. I hugged him from behind, listened to the sound of gurgling in the casserole, and made an earth-shattering declaration of love in the fragrant kitchen."

"Isn't that nice?"

"But as soon as I hugged him, he gave me two dollars and told me to go downstairs and buy a bag of salt and come up for dinner. I said no, and then he kissed me, and I agreed unsteadily. You said Isn’t it annoying? What’s even more annoying is that the price of salt downstairs has risen, two yuan and five packs, I didn’t bring my mobile phone and wallet, for the fifty cents, I went into the community again, went upstairs to get the money, took the money, And he walked a long way to buy salt. I shouldn’t have promised him to buy salt, throwing people to death for fifty cents.”

Shao Ting: "..."

Yan Su: "And on Valentine's Day last time, he said he was going to work overtime, so I took the whole company off. I just wanted to finish working overtime. We can chat from philosophy of life to philosophy of soul. Before I even started chatting When we were doing philosophy, my elder brother asked us for a meeting, and he agreed without saying a word, and he didn't pay attention to me, the head of the family."

Shao Ting suggested: "Why don't you find another pretty little sister..."

Yan Su said angrily, "Impossible, I am a 24K good man, I will never cheat, no matter how good-looking I am, I won't cheat."

Shao Ting: "It's not to make you cheat, or to arouse his jealousy. He is jealous and jealous, and has a sense of crisis. After that, seven times or three times a night, isn't it up to you?"

In a certain office of a certain building of the Yan Group.

The secretary said shyly, "I think the young master is interested in me."

Colleague 1: "How is it possible, she obviously has a lover."

Miss Secretary: "Really, when I poured him coffee just now, he said that my hands are beautiful."

Miss secretary: "He said it in front of his lover, I'm done, I'm going to be fired, Mr. Xu is a male tiger at first glance, he will definitely be jealous of me, and then find someone to scratch my face in private, Otherwise, give me 500 million and let me leave his man, or else, beat me, an innocent young girl, in the street, and I'm done."

Colleague: "Ah..."

Miss Secretary: "The young master also said that I have good taste in clothes, so I decided to buy all the clothes of this brand now."

You must know that this is the most expensive set of clothes she has ever bought, and a set of clothes is worth more than two months' salary.

She gritted her teeth, picked up her mobile phone, and used all the savings in her bank card to buy this brand of clothes. Although it was expensive, it was worth it.

Rather than letting someone drive her away, she felt that she should act first. Anyway, the young master and that surnamed Xu are not bound by marriage. Abandoning him is just a trivial matter, and he doesn't even need to share property with him...

From now on, she will walk sideways in Yan Shi...

In the office, Yan Su said with a dark face, "I just said that the secretary's hands are pretty."

Xu Changpu was indifferent: "Well, it's pretty pretty."

Yan Su gritted his teeth: "I said her hands are pretty." Let me wipe it, are you still jealous?You are not jealous yet?Why don't you kneel down and beg me to favor you?This unscientific!

Xu Changpu nodded: "Yes, it's okay."

Yan Su went crazy: "I think her breasts are good-looking, and her butt is also good-looking, both of them are good-looking..."

Now it's time to be jealous, and then it's time to throw yourself into your arms and ask me why I said that, ask me if I don't love you anymore, and hug my neck and beg me to love you again!

Xu Changpu bowed his head to approve the document: "Oh, I didn't pay attention to her breasts and butt."

At this time, Assistant Xu Changpu entered the door, surprised, I wipe it, did he bump into the scene of the scumbag cheating?This scumbag is also confidently announcing that other people's chest and butt look better than the owner's...

What an arrogant scumbag.

The assistant walked into the office, held a cake in his hand and said, "Mr. Xu, this is the cake Mrs. Yan ordered for you. Is it here?"

Xu Changpu was so busy that he didn't eat in the morning, so he said, "Bring it here."

The assistant put the cake on Xu Changpu's desk.

Xu Changpu looked at Yan Su: "Do you want to eat?"

Yan Su was still sulking: "I don't eat sweets."

My happy life has been reduced to a cup of bitter coffee, but you are here to eat dessert in style. Could it be that the charm that I radiate from the inside and the outside is not as good as the dessert?

Xu Changpu started eating with a knife and fork, and when he was halfway through eating, Yan Su found a small circle of cream on the corner of his mouth, as if he had been struck by lightning—this was not a seduction, but a magic horse!

This is seduction, a serious person like Xu Changpu wouldn't eat cream to his mouth.

It seems that Shao Ting's method has worked. Hearing me boast that others are jealous, jealous, and want to seduce me!

He walked over with a smile, intending to perform the responsibility of toilet paper - to help Xu Changpu wipe the corners of his mouth clean with his tongue.

He smiled and said, "Baby, don't move."

Xu Changpu was puzzled: "What's wrong?"

Yan Su looked at Xu Changpu's serious and bewildered expression, it was very cute, and couldn't help being elated, having another first love.

Short oil, seduce, seduce, I see through you, don't pretend, even if there is no cream, your man is still happy to kiss you.

He couldn't wait to kiss Xu Changpu now, and said, baby, don't get me wrong, no matter how good-looking her breasts and butt are, they are not as good-looking as yours. Yours is the prettiest...

At this time, the assistant came in to deliver the documents, and also saw the cream on the corner of Xu Changpu's mouth, so he respectfully picked up a box of toilet paper beside the table and said, "President Xu, please wipe your mouth."

Xu Changpu took out a piece of paper calmly and wiped his mouth.

Yan Su looked at the toilet paper thrown into the trash can and wiped Xu Changpu's mouth, wishing he could tear it into pieces.

If the toilet paper was a person, Yan Su would definitely grab his collar and yell: You wiped my wife's mouth, you little bastard, I'll tear you apart!

He looked at Xu Changpu again, Xu Changpu was as plain as ever.

What about seduction?I can't compare to a piece of toilet paper until now?

By God?

Is there still Wang Fa?Is there still a law?Are there still human rights?

Buzzing buzzing, an unfamiliar number came in on the phone, it must be a telemarketing call.

Yan Su answered, and a strong man's voice came over there: "Hi, hello..."

"Ah? It's Lili... What? Your breasts are real... I should help you, I like to help others..." Yan Su looked at Xu Changpu and said with a smile.

The burly man over there was stunned for a while, and roared angrily, "I am your father."

When Yan Su heard it, oh shit, that idiot on the other side is still swearing, if it wasn't for provoking Xu Changpu and making him jealous, he would definitely be holding the phone and yelling at him now.

He said: "Lili, you can't call me daddy. I don't like you, a third-level wild model. Although you have a tall butt, thin skin, fair skin and beautiful appearance... you are considerate... I don't like it... "

When he said "understanding", he deliberately raised his voice and looked at Xu Changpu. Xu Changpu lowered his head slightly, and he must be sad now.

Emma, ​​just be jealous.

He hung up the phone with a bang.

On the other side of the phone, Father Yan was in a daze, confused in the wind, not knowing where to go.

Damn it, he went to Beijing to talk about pen cooperation. When he got off the plane, his and his assistant's mobile phones were stolen. After finally finding a mobile phone dealer, he bought a new mobile phone, called his son, and asked his son to fax the lost documents. He gave him the share, and his youngest son, Yan Su, dared to bake a wild model outside, and even heard his voice as a wild model. Could it be that he baked a male wild model outside, and the male wild model returned it to himself? Name it Lili.

Fuck, why is it so disgusting, a man named Lili, looking at her calamus, her name and aura instantly went up, it's not just a street, it's a whole Milky Way.

This damn little bastard, your father and I have lived for five or 60 years, and I have never made a wild model. If you make a wild model, I will not be your father.

Yan's father immediately called Yan's mother. When Yan's mother heard about it, her son was not only picking up subordinates in the company - the company's rumors spread faster than the arrest warrant, so the matter of the little secretary spread throughout the company and to Yan's mother in an instant. in the ear.

He still dared to pick up wild models outside.

It's the other way around.

Looking at Xu Changpu's face, Yan Su felt delighted - he must be jealous.

He immediately held his respect for himself, pulled Xu Changpu to hug him on his lap, and said, "Baby, I only have you in my heart. Look at those third-level wild models who approached me, but I refused. Don't be jealous." , your man only loves you. Really!"

Xu Changpu smiled: "I know."

Ever since Yan Su said that the woman's hands were beautiful, he had noticed it.

Yan Su's heart was warmed, and he was about to kiss him when his mother broke into the door, angrily raised Yan Su's ear and yelled, "You brat, how dare you pick up wild models outside, and how dare you pick up on your subordinates? God."

Xu Changpu said, "Mom, he was just joking."

Yan's mother looked at Xu Changpu, her eyes filled with tears, and then she kicked her own son out of the door, and then kicked her son in again, and she slammed the office door shut.

She said: "Look at the calamus, who is still talking for you at this time, see how stupid you are, and see if this old lady doesn't beat you to death, you little bastard."

Yan Su wanted to argue, but Yan's mother scolded him like setting off a cannon, crackling and lecturing, without giving Yan Su a chance to defend himself.

Yan Qi passed by, knocked on the door, and said, "Mom, this situation is too bad. I suggest depriving him of his successor qualifications, so that he won't get any money from the company in the future."

Yan Su went crazy: "I've seen it for a long time, you want to murder me and take away the family property, Mom, this matter was designed by my second brother. He hated me since he was a child, I was wronged."

When Yan Bo came in to deliver the materials, he felt sorry for his younger brother: "Mom, don't say a few words, Xiao Yan is still young."

Yan Su Xingxing saw his elder brother, and it turned out to be his own brother.

After a while, Yan Bo brought in a baseball bat and said, "Mom, educate me early when I'm young. It's useless to just scold. You should beat them to death. Do you think one is enough? I have one in my office." If it doesn’t work, I’ll fight for you, if I don’t break his legs today, I’ll take his last name.”

Yan Qi: "Wait for me."

After a while, Yan Qi moved two pots of cactus: "I have raised them for three months, and finally I have raised them. I will lend them to you."

Yan Su: "..." I just want to kiss my dear, what did I do wrong?

Seeing Yan Su's pitiful look, Xu Changpu said, "Mom, really, he was just joking."

Yan Bo: "Calamus, don't try to defend him, beat him to death first, brother will help you find a good family, more reliable than him."

Xu Changpu said: "It's not what you think..."

Yan Qi: "Tsk tsk tsk, what a poor infatuated bastard. At this time, he still speaks for this scumbag. If this kind of scumbag is not eliminated, he still plans to keep it until the New Year."

Yan's mother: "Calamus, don't worry, mother will make decisions for you."

Xu Changpu wanted to cry but had no tears: "Mom, do you believe me? Believe me and wait for me to finish speaking."

He explained it to Yan's mother for a long time before he understood.

When Mama Yan heard that it was a misunderstanding, she breathed a sigh of relief: "It's fine if you didn't cheat."

As soon as she went out, she saw a woman in revealing clothes, walking towards Yan Su's office with beaming eyes, and she said directly to her assistant, "Who is that woman?"

Assistant: "Young Master's new secretary."

Mother Yan: "It's open."

assistant:"?"

Mother Yan: "She is wearing clothes from that brand that I hate the most. Every piece of clothing from that brand makes me gain three catties. My mother is a fan of that brand. She is Chi Guoguo's provocation."

Assistant: A woman's jealousy is terrifying!

In the evening, Xu Changpu and Yan Su did not return to their home, but went to the big villa.

After dinner, Yan Bo took the bill and said to his aunt: "Didn't it mean low-carbon life? Our water this month has seriously exceeded the standard, and there are only 18 cubic meters left. We need to save some water for washing vegetables. Go water the garden."

Yan Su instantly seemed to have received some amnesty, "What did you just say?"

Yan Bo felt that his younger brother was nervous these days: "Can the water used for washing vegetables be used to water flowers?"

Yan Su: "No."

Yan Bo: "Low-carbon life?"

Yan Qi was impatient at the side: "What he wants to hear is 'this month's water has seriously exceeded the standard'."

Yan Su ran wildly: "That's the sentence, let's go first."

He rushed to the room. Xu Changpu was holding his pajamas and preparing to wash up. He watched Yan Su drooping his head, sticking out his head in the bathroom and laughing: "What? Are you being scolded for being honest?"

Yan Su nodded: "Well, my brother said that the water in the villa has seriously exceeded the standard this month, so let me take a bath with you to save water."

As soon as he finished saying this, he squeezed into the bathroom without even taking his change of underwear, for fear that Xu Changpu would lock the door immediately.

Yan Su: "My mother taught me from a young age to listen to my brother."

Xu Changpu was furious: "Come on, your brother won't say such things."

But, it's too late!

The author has something to say: uh... the same as the previous one