The school grass said I was scum to him

On the day when I took my volunteer application, it was raining lightly, and Yan Su sprinted for a year to get into a well-known 985 University, which is very close to Tsinghua University.

When he got the volunteer, he smiled at Xu Changpu: "See, this is the power of love."

At this time, messages popped up one after another in the class group.

Brother Bin has returned to the rivers and lakes: Brothers, do you want to come out for a gathering this afternoon?

You are handsome, you have a bloody look on your face: I will show you my world [985 University Admission Notice jpg]

The fortune teller Xu Jie: Wasn't I the one who touched porcelain for the magic horse?

You are so handsome, you have blood on your face. Brother: How do you know that I have touched porcelain?

Brother Bin has returned to the rivers and lakes: Your brother Shao Ting said it.

Handsome, you have blood on your face: Brother: Is this still a brother?Why do you like stabbing in the back?

[Zhazha Shao Ting was pulled into the group by the group leader, Lin Cheng, who is no longer the squad leader]

Scumbag Shao Ting: Hello, fellow compatriots, hello everyone.

Fang Kun: Squad leader, have you betrayed?This is our class group, you actually brought this guy in.

I'm no longer the class monitor Lin Cheng: I'm also the class monitor, let's come in and exchange ideas on class management.

Xu Changpu: Didn't you finish the college entrance examination?

I am no longer the class monitor Lin Cheng: Maybe I will still be the class monitor in university

Scumbag Shao Ting: A leadership class like ours is always a leader wherever we go

Handsome, you have a bloody look on your face Brother: You scum, didn't you promise me that the secret I told you can't be shared with others?You not only told my eldest brother, but you also told my class, are you brain-dead?

Scumbag Shao Ting: No, I didn't say anything.Hey, no, let me think about it, Brother Bin, you said it, I remember telling you when I was drunk in your bar.

Brother Bin has returned to the rivers and lakes: Brother Su, why are you so rude? Only a few people know about it.

Ban Fei: Say what?what secret?

Scumbag Shao Ting: There are some things that people of your age can't understand, so it's better not to know them.

Ban Fei: Who is this?How to pull people from other classes into our class group and kick them out.

You are handsome, with blood on your face: Alright, [I kick jpg]

Scumbag Shao Ting: Oh, it hurts so much.

Brother Bin has returned to the arena: Do you want to get together?Come to my bar and give you free drinks.

Handsome you look bloody brother: No, I'm going on my honeymoon... Ah bah, graduation trip, pack up things this afternoon, and leave tomorrow.

Scumbag Shao Ting: I'm also preparing for my graduation trip, so I won't be coming.

Ban Fei: Boys, where did you travel after graduation?

You are so handsome, you have blood on your face, brother: God.

Ban Fei: Where's my treasure?

Ban Fei's treasure, Xu Changpu, is being kissed crazily by Yan Su in the toilet. Brother Su really loves the school's toilet.

Xu Changpu pushed Yan Su away and said, "You can still send text messages while doing this kind of thing in the toilet, you're too absent-minded."

Yan Su put his left arm around Xu Changpu's waist, held the phone in his right hand and pressed it there, and it was right that Xu Changpu disliked him.

"Damn it, it's becoming more and more difficult for you to feed yourself." Brother Su put the phone in his pocket, hugged Xu Changpu and kissed him for a long time, his hands were not idle, he insisted on making Xu Changpu's waist weak Only then will I give up.

After kissing Xu Changpu, he sat on the toilet seat in the staff toilet and said, "I'll be satisfied if I fuck you in this toilet in my lifetime."

Xu Changpu stared at him coldly: "Then you have to find your grave first."

Yan Su touched his lips and smiled: "Okay, I'll place an order now, come on, baby. Anyway, we've all graduated, and your birthday is over, so let's do what adults should do."

Xu Changpu could tell that Yan Su's voice didn't sound like a joke, so he quickly pushed him away and said, "Tomorrow is going on a graduation trip, are you sure you're looking for death today?"

Yan Su thought about it again, "Yes, I'm going to go on my fucking honeymoon tomorrow, and it's better to save some things during the honeymoon. Don't worry, I'm well prepared."

Xu Changpu turned red from the base of his ears.

He had to admit that Yan Su was a real hooligan.

He liked Yan Su very much, but he was both a little bit looking forward to and a little bit afraid of stepping into an adult.

The graduation trip was a reported group, Xu Changpu and Yan Su discussed it for a long time, originally they chose the romantic France, but because of Xu Changpu's visa problem, they had to choose to stay in China.

Yan Su regarded this graduation trip as a honeymoon. In order to avoid encountering fellow students, they chose the place closest to the sky—Tibet.

Because there are not many interesting places in that place, there are not many delicious things, the weather has a large temperature difference, and it is easy to suffer from altitude sickness and shock. The most important thing is that it is expensive!

So he felt that his group of poor classmates couldn't afford tickets to Tibet, so he bought Tibet and had a romantic trip for two.

Yan Bo sent them to the travel agency to find a bus, and sent them all to the bus. He said a few words: "The plateau is not a flat land. I told you about some emergency protection measures yesterday. Where are you two going?" If you don’t understand anything, just ask the tour guide, and don’t run around, there is no one’s house there, if something happens, you can only be reduced to the rations of those vultures.”

Yan Su nodded in response, "Okay."

Yan Bo obviously felt that his younger brother had mental problems, so he asked Xu Changpu to say: "Changpu, you should pay attention when the time comes, don't follow Yan Su to fool around, the medical facilities above are not complete, and if something happens, you have to send it to him." Go to the nearest Gansu for treatment."

Xu Changpu nodded: "Okay."

They came quite early, Yan Bo gave them food and water and left.

After a while, a person came, it was Shao Ting.

Yan Su: "Fuck, did you secretly watch me buy a ticket?"

Because he didn’t want a third party to accompany him on his honeymoon this time, he blocked all the cities that his classmates might go to, including the beautiful Yunnan, the bustling Disney, the scenery of Guilin with the world’s best scenery, and Xi’an, where historical relics are gathered. ...

In the end, I chose a suit that is not good for eating, and it takes a long time in the car.

The light bulb came along.

Shao Ting was more surprised when he saw Yan Su than when he saw the goddess Hatano Yui: "Fuck, why are you here?"

Yan Su turned to Xu Changpu and said, "Otherwise, let's get out of the car and make a new plan."

Xu Changpu was yearning for the Tibetan Plateau in his heart, and said: "I have come here, I have paid all the money, and there is no way to get it back, so let's go and have a look."

Yan Su hated infinitely in his heart: What the hell am I doing as if I were going on a honeymoon?I will give this tour group a bad review when I come back.

After a while, people in the car arrived one after another.

Yan Su became even more desperate, not only Xu Jie and Huang Bin came, but also Lao Ban followed.

He glared at the familiar faces on the left and right: "Why don't you go to Disney? Why don't you go to Guilin? Why don't you go to Lijiang? Why do you follow me?"

Lao Ban: "Because this tour group is discounted, buy this trip and get [-]% off."

Huang Bin: "Is it because of the discount?"

Xu Jie: "My dad just gave me a little money. I thought I could only stay at home and play games, but I didn't expect to see a discount."

Xu Changpu immediately felt cheated, and said, "I bought it at the original price, this tour group is too bad."

At this time, the tour guide came over and said, "Everyone fasten your seat belts."

Yan Su wanted to cry without tears, grabbed the shoulder of the tour group, and shook desperately: "Why do you want a discount? Why why why? Why do you want a discount?"

Xu Changpu naively agreed, "We paid an extra [-]% off."

The tour guide immediately apologized and said: "This is a mistake in our system work, please contact the company immediately to refund you the rest of the money."

Yan Su wants to kill people, it's not a question of money, it's a question of bringing a bunch of light bulbs on honeymoon.

The car finally went to the hinterland of the plateau. On the vast plateau, a road was laid on it like a ribbon. The vehicle drove alone on the wide road. In the distance, groups of Tibetan antelopes and yaks were like patterns on embroidery. Dotted with boundless rivers and mountains of the motherland.

Xu Changpu leaned on Yan Su's shoulder, looking at the undulating scenery outside the car window, with familiar English songs playing in the Bluetooth headset, he felt that it would be great if he could live like Yan Su's life like this.

Yan Su held Xu Changpu's hand, tilted his head to look at Xu Changpu's expression when he was looking at the scenery, and smiled silly. Although the trip was indeed a bit irritable at the beginning, now he can quietly accompany the person he likes like this, watching a game without watching The scenery that passed was a very beautiful thing.

When we arrived at the tourist attractions, the tour guide asked everyone: "Everyone, don't run vigorously or exercise vigorously. On the plateau, it is easy to suffer from hypoxia. If you have symptoms of hypoxia, take out the oxygen cylinders in your hands. Also, you In the hotel at night, you must never take a bath, and it is best not to wash your hair, because it is a very important thing to catch a cold on the plateau, remember.”

Everyone nodded.

It was quite fun to play during the day, but when we got back to the hotel at night, Yan Su frightened Xu Changpu.

Xu Changpu hurriedly asked: "What's wrong?"

Yan Su said: "I left all the things we need to bring for our honeymoon at home."

For this night, he prepared for a long time, and checked all the precautions for the adult night on the Internet in advance, mainly to prevent Xu Changpu from getting hurt.

Then, unreliably, he threw all his things at home.

Yan Su clenched his fist: "It's okay, I can still hold back."

Xu Changpu smiled: "Then hold it in."

Yan Su: "Then this honeymoon doesn't count, how can you not go to bed on your honeymoon?"

Xu Changpu didn't bother to pay attention to him, put on his pajamas and got under the quilt.

It was cold at night, Yan Su hugged Xu Changpu tightly.

Xu Changpu turned around and kissed the corner of Yan Su's mouth and said, "I don't think there's anything wrong, are you sure you want to wait to go back?"

Yan Su kissed Xu Changpu's eyebrows back: "Well, for you, I can do anything."

The two were tired and crooked until midnight.

Shao Ting was woken up by a phone call from Yan Su. At two o'clock in the middle of the night, this doggy man shouted anxiously: "Shao Ting, quickly bring up the five cans of oxygen cylinders in your backpack, Calamus is hypoxic and has a fever."

Shao Ting let out a "fuck" sound and quickly got up, saying, "Isn't it good during the day? Why is there a sudden lack of oxygen? Did you two exercise vigorously?"

There is no denying it.

Shao Ting scolded: "Dog man, are you so anxious for a while? Huh? You can't take a bath on the plateau, and Xu Changpu will take your children and grandchildren back home in two days before they can take a bath. Poor, oh so pitiful."

Yan Su said: "A single dog like you can't understand."

Xu Changpu's face didn't know whether it was red from fever, or because he was too crazy in the middle of the night, and he was sunk deep in the thick quilt, his whole body was a small ball.

Yan Su gave Xu Changpu antipyretics, contacted the car for the return journey, and planned to return as soon as dawn. The medical facilities here are not complete, and there are hundreds of miles of deserted people, so it is even more difficult to find a doctor.Xu Changpu only took some antipyretics he brought with him.

Yan Su was both distressed and satisfied, and said, "You smell like me all over you, I like it like this."

Xu Changpu said weakly: "You should first think about what to write on the epitaph."

Yan Su: "Put on your pants and don't admit it. If you want to be so unfeeling, it's a one-night couple and a hundred nights of grace."

Xu Changpu turned over and didn't bother to talk to him: "I'm rather ruthless."

The author has something to say:

It's over here. To be honest, I'm very reluctant. The next one is the extra episode. The extra episode will be released on Wednesday at one time. Let's fix the time so that you don't have to wait.

Thank you so much for supporting me till now my friends,

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One day, Yi Yuanmu got news——Bo Bai was his fiancée who married with his fingertips, and she disguised herself as a man.

He no longer asked his younger brother to block Bobai at the intersection, and took his own initiative to take his younger brother to the restaurant where Bobai worked to help wash the dishes.

He took good care of Bo Bai under the horrified gazes of the younger brothers, and bought the most expensive aunt's towel for Bo Bai...

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When Bo Bai felt insulted and wanted to kill him, Yi Yuanmu still boasted that I was really the best fiance in the world.

Not long after, Yi Yuanmu finally found out that Bo Bai was a man.

Not long after, his real fiancee disguised as a man came back...

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