The school grass said I was scum to him

"Look at what time it is, it's already twelve o'clock, you left me, your man, here, and ran out to have barbecue with other men, like you, in ancient times, you have to take off your clothes and soak in a pig cage. Yan Su took a bite of the grilled chicken wings and said, "These chicken wings are not delicious, and the outside is not burnt at all."

Xu Changpu smiled: "It's probably because it's cold, so I can't get burnt."

Yan Su threw the barbecue back into the bag, complacent but unreasonable and said: "Don't think that if you bring me such a barbecue, I will forgive you, there is no way."

Sitting in the car, Xu Changpu looked at the fine snow floating outside the car window, and thought to himself, in fact, this barbecue was brought to Yan Su before he finished eating it. He really didn't want to bring him such an unpalatable barbecue.

Yan Su pulled Xu Changpu over, and smiled maliciously: "It's been more than half a year, rounded up, I'm both [-], and [-] means the end of puberty, the campus youth abortion shown in other TV dramas I killed a few of the playboys, and I don’t have that much... I think it’s very unscientific. It’s dark and windy tonight, and the scenery inside the car is very good, so why not just..."

Xu Changpu looked at Yan Su's face that was getting closer and closer, and the paw even touched his thigh, caressing it teasingly.

He slapped Yan Su's hand with a slap: "Don't move, you will die as far as you can."

The back of Yan Su's hand was shot red, but he still didn't take it back, looked at Xu Changpu affectionately, and murmured: "Look, you went out to have a private meeting with other men, and I didn't say anything, besides, If I really do something to you, it will be dark and windy, and you will cry every day, and the ground will not work..."

The driver in front turned around and said, "Young Master, Eldest Young Master asked me to watch you, saying that raping a minor is illegal. If necessary, I will be a tainted witness."

Yan Su glared at the driver: "Then you don't want the annual bonus anymore, I will tell my brother that you touched my ass, congratulations, not only have you become a greasy middle-aged unemployed again, but you will also be listed as obscene | molesting a minor." charge."

The driver looked at Xu Changpu mournfully, "I'm sorry, I've tried my best."

Then, when he turned his eyes to Yan Su, the sadness disappeared, and he said with excitement and joy, "Come on, young master, you are the best, I will give you false testimony, do you need me to help you find a rope to tie him up?" ?”

Xu Changpu: "..."

Yan Su: "No need."

Driver: "Then I'll get out of the car to smoke a cigarette, and call me when you're done."

Yan Su: "No need."

The driver said embarrassingly, "...it's not very good."

Yan Su was impatient: "What are you thinking, you wretched greasy middle-aged uncle? I just want to kiss you."

Xu Changpu looked at Yan Su indifferently, Yan Su was good at everything, but he was owed something.

Yan Su approached Xu Changpu, pressed Xu Changpu's head, kissed him, and said, "Baby, don't be afraid, I won't do that immoral thing until you agree, kissing is not illegal, come on, no more!" A kiss is not enough to vent the hatred in my heart."

Xu Changpu laughed angrily: "Your way of venting your hatred is quite wonderful."

Yan Su didn't forget to peck Xu Changpu's mouth in between his words: "It's easy to say, I love you more than I love myself, you see, my anger in winter is hard to dissipate, and I have to hold it back for you, it's so rare, give me I applaud myself."

When Yan Su turned his head away, Xu Changpu reached out to hold his hand.

Yan Su immediately held Xu Changpu's hand back, even if holding this hand made him feel itchy, he still wanted to hold it.

With this pull, it took the entire third semester of high school, from winter to spring, and from spring to summer.

Two days before the college entrance examination, the students tore up the books and scattered them in the corridor outside the classroom like heavenly girls scattered flowers. The papers were scattered on the ground like flying butterflies, and countless papers fell from the teaching buildings in all directions. All the time in high school flew and scattered with that piece of paper, until the final dust settled and parting came quietly.

The old class was holding the courseware, no different from usual, walked outside the classroom and yelled: "The class bell is ringing, what about your ears? Why don't you go in and go to class."

The students quickly scattered the unfinished papers in their hands, turned around and entered the classroom.

The old class released the courseware on the computer screen, and said in a deep voice: "You guys will have the college entrance examination the day after tomorrow. The school will set up an exam room tomorrow. Our school is one of the exam rooms, so tomorrow the dormitory students will study in the dormitory, and the day students will go home to review. This class is our last class meeting."

The last class meeting.

Listening to people's heart is not good.

Xu Changpu, a low-headed person, finally raised his head. After he raised his head, he never lowered his head for two whole nights during self-study.

Lin Cheng carefully reminded: "Old class, look at the blackboard."

Ban Fei turned his head and took a look. On the innermost corner of the blackboard, he wrote a line of characters with chalk. The characters were very styled and leaned towards regular script. It was written by Xu Changpu at first sight.

It’s not accurate to say that, it should be written by the whole class——

written request for leave

dear old ben,

All the students in class 34 of senior high school will ask for leave due to graduation, and the time for leave; from June 6, XX to no date, go to the ends of the world, thousands of miles away!

Hope to approve:

Signature of class student:

Time: June 6, XX

Xu Changpu looked at the chunky figure of the old class. Lin Cheng asked him to write these words, because he wrote them beautifully, and the last leave note in the class was worthy of the best words no matter what.

The old class looked at those words, and there was a layer of mist in his eyes. He took this class for two or three years, starting from the division in the first half of the first year of high school, and accompanied him for two or three years. Rabbits fight wits and bravery, wipe their buttocks...

Those dreams on the blackboard newspaper are still there, and the class emblem "π" on the red flag made by the class gate is still there... But these 54 familiar faces are going to go far away after evening self-study.

In fact, parting is already doomed. He sent away so many graduates. He thought that when the parting came, he would accept it calmly, accept all the joys and sorrows, the ups and downs, but when the parting really came, Only then did I realize that I thought of myself too free and easy, looking at this youthful face, it was so inseparable at this moment.

Xu Changpu looked at the back of the old class, feeling as if there was a heavy stone in his heart. He used to not care about anything at all. His mother once said that he was an extremely cold-blooded person. When he graduated from primary school, the whole class burst into tears. With his indifferent face, he couldn't even write the full name of the head teacher after graduating from junior high school. He once thought that he would not be reluctant to part with anyone. For him before, everyone was a passerby.

But as he gradually integrated into the group, into the class, and gave his feelings, he realized that he would actually be reluctant.

He didn't know how many people would be able to get together in a party ten years later, and he didn't know if he would recognize his classmates when he met them on the road, and he didn't know if he would recognize them if they couldn't speak, and rub shoulders after they didn't speak However, the city is busy and everyone is making a living for themselves.

But the farewell is imminent, he can't do anything, he can only wait for time to pass by, take away tonight's class meeting, can only say goodbye to each other and write a paragraph in the classmate record: Water flows forever, time is not old, we will not leave."

In fact, no one knows whether this separation will be indefinite!

Or maybe, in a shopping mall in the city, there is a familiar passer-by who used to be a classmate with you.

Ban Fei looked at the blackboard in a trance, and the students looked at his back in a trance.

After a long time, he picked up the chalk on the desk and signed the last leave note after the lines.

dear old ben,

All the students in class 34 of senior high school will ask for leave due to graduation, and the time for leave; from June 6, XX to no date, go to the ends of the world, thousands of miles away!

Hope for approval: Get out!

Ban Shengren Signature: Ban Fei

Time: June 6, XX

"I'm so happy. The worst class I've ever taught is finally going to leave." After signing, he lowered his head and fiddled with the courseware. At the moment he lowered his head, a tear fell from his eyes. Fortunately, the glasses caught the tears , The bangs that haven't been cut for a long time cover the eyes.

The whole class: "..."

After Ban Fei fiddled with the courseware, he said to the students in the class: "Okay, let's continue the class meeting. There are a few points to be emphasized in this class meeting. You can take out your pens and write them down. The first point..."

He wrote on the blackboard while talking: "First, your ID card, admission ticket, stationery, etc. must be correct before the exam. This is your top priority. You must remember it well. Boarding students Ask your dormitory director to remind you before the exam, or remind each other, day students must tell your whole family, let them remind you."

"The second point is diet. I have seen people who replenish their bodies during the college entrance examination. They eat a lot of fish and meat. In the end, they have diarrhea, which leads to going to the toilet all the time during the exam, and there is not enough time to answer the paper. The college entrance examination is the same as usual, and a normal diet is fine. I said Normal is to eat normally, but not to eat junk food."

"The third point is for girls. If you have menstruation in the past few days of the college entrance examination, you can buy a box of contraceptives..."

The whole class burst into laughter.

Ban Fei: "Don't laugh, you should pay attention to what I said, but you must buy medicine when your body allows it. If your body doesn't allow it, don't try it, it will be counterproductive."

"Fourth, you can try to bring your calculator in for this test of mathematics and science. If you are not allowed to use it, you can hand it in obediently. If the invigilator doesn't tell you, you can use it as if you can and use a calculator. This is The most important exam for you, as for not cheating, if I didn’t say it, what I want to say is that one point is one point.”

……

"Eighth and the last one, relax after the exam, don't worry about the answer, and don't affect the next subject. What I want to say is that the college entrance examination is very important, but it's not that important. If you pass the exam, of course congratulations. Well, don’t fall into self-doubt, you are born to be useful, the road is at your feet, and your dream is ahead.”

After Ban Fei finished speaking, he smiled awkwardly: "It's too fast, right, I haven't finished my self-study yet."

Jingle bells—a ringing of bells.

Ban Fei was stunned, and smiled: "Tonight's evening self-study is indeed a bit fast."

All the girls in the class cried, and the class was choked with sobs.

Squad leader Lin Cheng took the lead and shouted: "Old class, can you tell me two more things?"

The old class looked at this group of crying faces, and for a moment, his throat was pressed by a huge boulder: "Stop talking, you used to hate me for long-winded lectures, why are you not in a hurry to end get out of class today? Let's end class, finally Don't procrastinate after a class meeting. Get out of class."

Lin Cheng insisted on not shouting "Stand up".

The old class smiled: "I'm going to college, don't make a sad face, all right, get out of class."

Lin Cheng still didn't shout "stand up".

The old class looked at the students sitting neatly in the class, wanted to reach out to get the courseware, turned his head and left, but he couldn't move, the courseware plugged into the computer on the desk was like hot charcoal, approached several times He retracted his hand several times.

He could only sigh with emotion: "Then let's review for a while."

For this review, it is time to turn off the lights and lock the school gate at 09:30.

The old class looked at these little bastards, made up his mind, still picked up the courseware suddenly and said: "Okay, get out of class is over. Everyone should study hard, come on."

After finishing speaking, he turned his head and left, not daring to take another step.

Yan Su patted Xu Changpu on the shoulder, and motioned Xu Changpu to take his schoolbag and leave. Xu Changpu stared at the dreams on the blackboard behind him, and was stunned.

The students in the class packed up their things and left one after another.

When the classroom was gradually empty, Yan Su took Xu Changpu's hand and pulled him out of the classroom.

"Shao Ting's parents are not at home, so he stayed at my house during the two days of the college entrance examination. We have to go to class five to find him. This kid doesn't know what happened. He came to our class before he finished his evening self-study. Evening self-study, he didn't even see a shadow." Yan Su complained.

Xu Changpu followed Yan Su through the rows of classrooms. The classrooms were full of inseparable scenes. The crying of the girls, the reluctance of the boys, and the teacher's nostalgia gathered under the light, and each of them formed a silhouette...

He has often lived in Yan Su's house since his third year in high school. Mama Yan felt that high school was stressful, so she let him move to Yan Su's house. It was convenient for Yan Su to make up lessons and take care of him. He regarded him as his own son and let him live in their house.

Yan's mother usually pays attention to her words and deeds, letting him live in Yan's house as Yan Su's tutor will not make him feel that there will be a gap under the fence, and she will not act too unfamiliar to make Xu Changpu feel uncomfortable.

When we arrived at the gate of class [-], Shao Ting happened to come out with their head teacher. Shao Ting said in a reluctant tone, "Old Gao, why didn't you punish me to run laps tonight? I'm not used to it anymore."

Lao Gao glared at Shao Ting: "You have been fined for two or three years since you became my squad leader, but I suddenly realized my conscience, so I won't punish you tonight. Why? Traitor, you really want to run away ?”

Shao Ting smiled: "There is a beginning and an end. I'm afraid I won't meet a class teacher who makes me run around in the future. I still miss it."

Lao Gao: "Usually let you run, you bargain in all kinds of glib ways, but now you are not allowed to run, your skin is still itchy, fifteen laps, after running, go to my office to report."

Shao Ting smiled: "All right."

Shao Ting said to Yan Su and Xu Changpu: "Wait for me, I'll come to you after [-] laps. You can go to eat something outside the school first."

Yan Su nodded: "Then you go and run, run fast, don't get ink stains."

Xu Changpu looked at Shao Ting's back and said, "Let's go back to the classroom and wait for him."

Yan Su: "Okay."

He took Xu Changpu's hand and walked back. The classroom where the lights were still on was slowly swallowed by the night. The lights went out one by one, and the students left one by one.

When they walked to their classrooms, they found that the classroom lights were still on.

They stood still in the corridor, and the classroom was empty except for a short, fat figure standing on a stool, trying to reach for the small red flag with the class emblem "π".

He dropped his hands several times and almost fell off the stool.

Yan Su quickly ran up to support the old class, and said, "Hey, don't move, I'll come."

He tore down the red flag with a single touch.

The old class watched Xu Changpu and Yan Su come back, and asked in surprise, "Why are you two back?"

Xu Changpu replied blankly: "I dropped something, do you need our help?"

The old class smiled: "There is nothing I need your help with. I think the exam room will be cleared tomorrow, and I have to take away our class's things."

Xu Changpu didn't answer the call, the class is gone, what's the use of asking for those things.

The old class gave Xu Changpu a box and said, "Baby, help me tear off the dreams on the blackboard at the back and put them in this box. You are not allowed to leave a piece of paper in the examination room. I'm afraid that they will all miss it tomorrow." Torn."

Xu Changpu took the box, took a small shovel, and carefully shoveled the dreams pasted on the blackboard at the back, 56 sheets, although a lot of them were broken, but they were all neatly here.

The old class held the blackboard eraser, looked at the leave note, and almost reached out to wipe it clean, but every time he raised his hand, he trembled so much that he didn't know how to do it.

He stared at the leave note, and finally put down his hand holding the blackboard eraser.

At this time, Shao Ting ran to the door of Class [-], panting and said: "Yan Su, Xueba, can you go now? Wanzhou down below started yelling, yelling at your classroom to keep the lights on, I guess they will come up later. "

The old class held the flag of Class [-] and some things, and said, "You guys go home quickly, I'm going to lock the classroom too."

Yan Su put his arm around Xu Changpu's shoulder and walked outside.

When the three of them were about to turn around the corridor, the old class stopped them and said, "You all have to study hard for the exam the day after tomorrow."

Xu Changpu: "Yes."

Old Ban: "Do you all remember the seven or eight things I just said?"

Yan Su waved his hand freely: "Remember."

Shao Ting smiled: "Your class teacher is as long-winded as ever."

Xu Changpu: "He's not being talkative, he's just reluctant, but he can't open his mouth to keep us."

The author has something to say:

The writing is flimsy, the plot is flat, there are no big ups and downs, I am really touched to have so many people supporting me until now, the main text is coming to an end, and after that there will be extra episodes

The head teacher who is stingy and unreliable but loves his classmates, the seemingly "vicious" but cute female supporting girl, the scumbag Shao Ting who is devoted to his friends, Xu Jie who can pinch and count, the gentle and inferior Li Yue, the big brother Huang Bin who refuses to accept but is very emotional, and the gentle and sullen male second Lin Youdu...

As well as our protagonist, Xu Changpu, who is funny and introverted, withdrawn and introverted...

In a blink of an eye, I actually wrote so many characters. In fact, my mood is the same as that of the class meeting in this chapter. It's very lonely to go, but there is always a banquet in the world, and there is always a time when there is a hole, and if you don't want to, you have to give them a fulfillment!

There is probably one more chapter to officially end!Those who like the style of writing can help bookmark the next article——"After amnesia, the wealthy old Gong wants to divorce me" and the next article "Two schoolgirl boyfriends suspected me of cheating at the same time"