Nezha, catch that monkey

Nezha stepped on the wind fire wheel, held a fire-pointed gun, leaped across the blue sky, pierced the white clouds, and came to the gate of Nantian.

Outside the Nantian Gate, there was no one other than the soldiers guarding the gate.

At this time of day, Nantianmen is the quietest and most open time.

Yang Jian and Tianpeng stood opposite each other in the mid-air outside the Nantianmen, their eyes met, and the atmosphere was tense.

The battle hasn't started yet.

"Second brother." Nezha thought for a while, then called out to Yang Jian and said, "Let me practice with Tianpeng instead."

Nezha was ordered to clean up the monkeys, but was molested by the monkeys, and he wanted to find someone to practice Kung Fu.

"Don't, bitch, don't let big brother Nezha fight me." Tianpeng heard this, the solemnity in his eyes disappeared, and he said in a ruffian way.

"What's the matter?" Yang Jian asked while holding the three-pointed double-sided knife, squeezed the weapon, and thought, didn't he want to fight with Nezha in various ways?

"I'm always scared to fight with him!" Hearing this, Tianpeng immediately put away the nine-toothed rake, tightened his clothes, and pretended to be terrified.

"You're not even afraid of me, are you afraid of the third brother Nezha?" Yang Jian pursed his lips.

"Nonsense, bitch, do you know that when I fight with her, I always feel that I am cutting lotus root, that as soon as I exert force, her hand will fall off, and it will immediately turn into sliced ​​lotus root, which can be used as a dish for dinner. Hairy?" Tianpeng crossed his arms and walked to Yang Jian's side and complained: "What's more, I know Nezha... so I don't dare."

"Cheng Chengcheng, you are right." Yang Jian suppressed a smile and said that he understood in his heart that Tianpeng knew the identity of Nezha girl, so he was embarrassed.

"Tianpeng, if you can't win, I'll just say it, you are the appetizer!"

After hearing this, Tianpeng straightened out the broken hair on his forehead, licked the corners of his lips at Nezha, and said with a wicked smile: "Brother is handsome, do you have such a good-looking appetizer?"

"Huh." Nezha snorted, straightened his face and said, "Tianpeng, to be honest, I don't know why, but I always have an impression in my mind that you are a plate of dishes, or a pig's head. "

"Brother Nezha, you...!" Tianpeng thumped his chest fiercely, telling himself to be calm, to be righteous, and not to bully a girl. "

"Nezha, the second brother will fight with you later, let's take a look first." Yang Jian chuckled, grabbed Tianpeng's self-torturing hand and said, "Your brother Tianpeng, maybe, was a little stimulated, you It's not good to fight him now."

"That's right." Nezha nodded after hearing this, and said, "After all, it's really big. I can still grow after being cut into slices, but he can't."

"Hey, big brother Nezha, can you and your master forgive others?" Tianpeng said.

"No." Nezha shook his head and smiled.

"Nezha, take a look first, I'll take care of him in a while." Yang Jian pulled a pouch from his waist and threw it to Nezha.

"Success." Nezha took it with outstretched arms, reluctantly agreed, and sat on the stone steps outside the Nantianmen eating the elixir, watching the two begin to show their weapons again, restoring her future atmosphere.

After a while, the two men fought with each other, their swords met, and there was a burst of cold light, they hit the ground from the midair, and then returned to the sky from the ground, the fight was inseparable.

Nezha raised his eyebrows, staring intently at the movements of the two, watching the two move against each other, carefully analyzing each move of the two.

Canopy's moves were pressing, and Yang Jian retreated steadily.

Nezha frowned, knowing that it was his second brother who gave way to Tianpeng and played with Tianpeng.

Suddenly, a golden light flew out from the cold light.

In an unworthy moment, the sound of weapons falling suddenly came from the sky and the earth, which was deafening.

Who can pick apart the weapons of the two of them so accurately in such a fierce battle without spending any effort?

Nezha raised his eyebrows calmly and looked over, and found the monkey standing between the two of them with a golden cudgel in his hand, with a displeased expression on his face.

Yang Jian and Tianpeng didn't expect such a move, so they froze on the spot.

"You two are practicing?" Monkey said, not feeling awkward at all, let alone disturbing others.

"Well..." Tianpeng reacted in a daze, and said, "You stinky monkey, can you be reasonable, what are you doing, you want to fight and make an appointment in advance!"

Yang Jian frowned slightly and said nothing.

"I don't fight, it's meaningless to fight with you." The monkey walked past the two of them and said, "Practice your hands and stay away from my wife, you know, the closer you fight, the closer you are going to hit my daughter-in-law. Go, call over there!"

The monkey pointed to a place not far away, the canopy tilted his head and thought about it, and felt that what the monkey said was right, so he really walked over.

Yang Jian came back with a three-pointed double-sided knife, hugged it in his arms, and didn't move.

"Baby, I think what the monkey said is right. Fortunately, we didn't fight, otherwise it would be bad if we met Nezha. Come on, come on, let's continue!" Tianpeng thinks it's better to fight in another place, how big is it? thing, not the slightest bit angry.

The corner of Yang Jian's lips did not twitch, and he walked towards the canopy without saying a word.

"Don't go too far!!!" the monkey watched Yang Jian go further and further, and shouted.

"What's wrong?" Canopy asked.

"You are too far away, my daughter-in-law can't see it!" Monkey said calmly, as if it should be taken for granted.

Yang Jian's face was dark, and he threw the three-pointed double-sided knife into the air, turned around and received it in his hand.

He looked at the monkey, the man on the cloud, and said; "Canopy, get out of the way, let me ask this guy for advice!"

"Ask for advice?" The monkey tilted his head and shook his hand at Yang Jian and said, "If you don't fight, I will accompany my wife to watch you fight. The white monkey said that the fight is too rough, and my wife will not like it."

"You have to fight if you don't want to fight." Yang Jian rushed towards the monkey with a three-pointed double-edged knife.

"Wait, wait, wait!!!" Canopy grabbed Yang Jian's black cloak and said, "Qijian, I made an appointment for you in advance, you have to finish fighting with me first."

Yang Jian felt that he had a blood stasis in his heart, and he was so stuffy that he had no choice but to hold the three-pointed double-sided knife and continue to fight professionally.

"Daughter-in-law..." Monkey saw that he had nothing to do with himself, so he walked up to Nezha and sat down next to her.

Nezha moved a few steps away from the monkey and sat down.

The monkey followed and continued to stand next to each other.

leave and sit.

Lean over, next to each other.

The two quarreled for several rounds, but Nezha didn't move.

The monkey stretched out his head to look at the purse in Nezha's hand, and said, "Daughter-in-law, what are you doing?"

Nezha turned his head and glared at the monkey, frowning and said, "So, do you want to fight?"

"Okay, okay, my old grandson is most happy to practice with my wife!" After speaking, the monkey immediately got up and called out the golden cudgel, flew into the air, and waited happily for Nezha to fly over.

Watching Yang Jian fight with Tianpeng for a long time, the monkey couldn't bear it anymore. If the white monkey hadn't warned him first, the monkey would have copied the golden cudgel and fought Yang Jian for hundreds of rounds.

Nezha looked up, reached out and took out an elixir in his purse, threw it into his mouth, got up and patted his butt.

"Daughter-in-law..." the monkey wanted to remind her.

Nezha rolled his eyes at the monkey and said, "But I don't want to fight."

Nezha thought, if I can't win, I won't practice my hand and stare at you to continue fighting, isn't it stupid?

"daughter in law……"

Nezha didn't turn his head back, and ran away on the Hot Wheels after speaking.

Nezha left, but someone came, dressed in white like moonlight, with long hair tied into a bun, with a thin long hairpin on it, and he landed beside the canopy and spoke.

The monkey didn't want to look at people, but just looked at the golden cudgel silently, thinking, he must be indulged by his wife's lust again.

Nezha walked around on the Hot Wheels, and finally got bored, so he took a detour to the residence of Taishang Laojun.

I thought that since I couldn't practice my hands and couldn't beat the monkey, it would be better to torture the meatballs.

But Nezha opened the door and entered, and saw the Taishang Laojun sitting in the courtyard, his facial features tensed, his eyes pious, unlike usual.

Nezha turned his head and looked around, wanting to see what happened.

Taishang Laojun raised his hand.

"No need, every time I come here and meet her, it's considered fate, besides, I'm not real this time, so there's no need to put her to sleep." The voice from under the locust tree warmly wanted someone to approach her.

Nezha went in and saw a young man in green clothes sitting under the locust tree, his eyes were like a lake of compassion for all living beings, and the corners of his lips seemed to be curved and warm to the world.

He sat there without moving a step, like a god, not to be profaned.

But Nezha looked at him, as if he had been greatly shocked, and just wanted to submit to his feet.

"Tathagata Buddha." Nezha bowed respectfully to the person sitting under the locust tree, but his mind was very confused.

Has she seen Tathagata at the residence of Taishang Laojun before?

"Well, the third prince of Nezha." Tathagata glanced at Nezha and said with half-opened eyes; "It seems that I should remember everything, but it seems that there are some things that I can't forget."

"Uh...?" Nezha didn't know.

"En." Tathagata chuckled lightly, and said, "It's been half a month since I gave a sutra lecture, and Aguan has been taking care of me. I've finished my work today, and it's time to go."

Taishang Laojun got up and saluted.

"It's troublesome." Tathagata Buddha nodded slightly as a return gift.

"No trouble, if you are always in this state, the little gods will be fine." Taishang Laojun replied respectfully.

Tathagata smiled without saying a word, turned and left, and the way he left was lit with lotus-like Buddha lamps, shining brightly.

Nezha watched the lights along the road burn up and disappear with the departure of the Tathagata Buddha, and turned into wisps of green smoke. He always felt that he had seen such a scene before.

"Brother Nezha." Wanzi stepped out, came out from under the locust tree, and called Nezha in a childish voice.

"En." Nezha reached out and rubbed Wanzi's head, only to find that Wanzi's body was still shivering slightly.

"What's wrong?" Nezha asked with his head down.

Wanzi shook his head, sat down on the cool stool, patted the stool next to him and asked Nezha to sit down.