Nezha, catch that monkey

"Why did the Buddha come here today, Taishang Laojun?" Wanzi didn't say anything, and Nezha didn't ask, and sat next to Wanzi, looking up at Taishang Laojun.

Taishang Laojun threw a spoiled elixir at Nezha, and it brushed the meatball's temple and hit the branch of the locust tree behind, leaving a dark hole.

There was a strange look in Taishang Laojun's eyes, and then he returned to normal.

"Master... why are you scaring Wanzi?!" Wanzi complained with tears in his eyes, stroking his temples.

"It's boring to be idle for the teacher." Taishang Laojun leaned on the glass couch with his arms folded, his lips slightly curled up, quite headstrong.

"Master..." Wanzi grabbed Nezha's sleeve and began to wipe away tears, saying, "Aguanguan, if he knew that Master bullied Wanzi like this, he would definitely avenge Wanzi."

"Your family, Aguanguan, is busy these days, so I don't have time to take care of you." The Taishang Laojun immediately opened his mouth and was blocked by Wanzi.

"Taishang Laojun..." Nezha stood up, looked at him quietly and said, "You answer my words."

"Nezha..." Taishang Laojun frowned, knowing that he hadn't successfully changed the subject, sighed, and said slowly, "Nezha, what do you think of the monkey's spell?"

"En..." Nezha hugged his arms, tightened the Qiankun ring, raised his slightly pointed chin, and said with great disdain: "It's not bad."

"It's not bad... you said it's not bad, but it's quite good." Taishang Laojun's tone was no longer lazy and casual.

Nezha looked at Taishang Laojun with a calm expression, waiting for him to continue.

"Well, but what about his current situation, there are many more incompetent people than him in the heavenly court, but he is only a Bi Mawen." The Taishang Laojun said and picked up the purple bamboo skeleton fan on the glazed couch , slowly unfolded, covering half of his face, making it impossible to see the expression on his face.

The corners of Nezha's lips pressed down slightly, pursed his lips, and said, "Old Lord, don't talk about this, it has nothing to do with me asking Tathagata Buddha."

"Nezha, there are some things you shouldn't ask." Taishang Laojun bent his lips and said, "I also know why you don't want me to talk about Bi Mawen."

Taishang Laojun's tone became more and more serious, and at the end, Bi Mawen almost gritted his teeth.

Nezha lowered his head, the spirit was missing from his brows and eyes.

"I said this, you are also angry, aren't you?"

Nezha lowered his head even lower.

"You were born from the two remaining stones that Nvwa made up for the sky, and you were born from a spirit bead, and he came out of a huge rock. You learned from Taiyi, and he learned from Bodhi. He is stronger than you, but not weaker." Shang Laojun continued to speak.

As he spoke, he lay his head upright on the glazed couch, embedded his body in the glazed couch, and covered his face with a fan.

"Now, you are the third prince in the heavenly court, and he is just a stable boy, Nezha, do you think it's fair?"

Nezha bit his lower lip, his mind was filled with the foolish look of monkeys who were not afraid of anything that day.

Although she doesn't like monkeys, she loves injustice the most.

Although she finds monkeys annoying, she appreciates monkeys in her heart.

Heroes cherish heroes, Nezha still doesn't understand it now, but she really can't understand Jade Emperor's arrangements for monkeys.

"I'll go find the Jade Emperor!" Nezha finally made up his mind, called Fenghuolun, and flew away.

"Nezha, you and I cannot guess what the Jade Emperor wants." Taishang Laojun snapped his fingers and called out the Banjiao Qingniu to stop Nezha.

Taishang Laojun took the fan off his face, revealing a bewitching face.

His eyes lost half of their bewitching ~ charming, they were full of firmness.

"What's more, Nezha, even if you don't like it, now is not the time."

Nezha froze in mid-air, feeling that a huge boulder had been crushed out of thin air, making him uncomfortable.

"Taishang Laojun, what are you talking about? The door is still tightly closed." Walking out of the door in white clothes, carrying a small package with silver-gray python pattern, with a smile like spring breeze on the corners of his lips.

"Aguanguan!!!" Wanzi saw the person coming and immediately threw himself into the arms of that person, rubbing and rubbing.

Guanyin lowered his head and smiled, picked up the balls, held them in his arms with one hand, and threw the small package on the couch of Taishang Laojun seemingly unintentionally.

Nezha lowered his head and picked at the lotus pattern on the Qiankun circle.

"Did you bring me something delicious?" Wanzi asked with a round face raised.

Guanyin's expression changed slightly, and he smiled awkwardly.

Maruko pursed her lips, extremely disappointed.

Wanzi raised her small fist to Guanyin's face and said domineeringly, "You are not good at all. You come to see me once a month and you still don't bring me something delicious. Hmph, you are not cute at all."

Guanyin looked at Wanzi's appearance, shook his head helplessly, stretched out his hand to squeeze Wanzi's small fist in his palm and said, "Here, here you are."

With both hands heavy, Wanzi spread his hands and looked down, and there was a small snack in his hand.

"Aguanguan is the best!" Wanzi gnawed on the snack contentedly, completely forgetting about the bully just now.

After the meatballs were full, she rubbed her belly in Guanyin's arms, begging to be stroked and smoothed.

"Come on, tell Aguanguan, what did your master say to brother Nezha just now?" Guanyin looked down at Wanzi and asked.

Nezha lowered his head and swallowed an elixir, and raised his eyebrows slightly.

"What did Master say...?" Wanzi tilted his head, looked into Guanyin's eyes, and said, "Master has said a lot."

"Then just tell Aguanguan that you remember it." Guanyin said with a smile.

"But Wanzi didn't listen." Wanzi tilted his head, his eyes were clear.

"Really..." Guanyin smiled satisfiedly at Taishang Laojun and said, "Although Wanzi is small, she is very sensible. I am very relieved."

"You think this kid is stupid, but he is not ambiguous in major matters."

"That's why Wanzi's father wouldn't just send him to you at such a young age." Guanyin said.

"It's the ninth day again in a flash." Taishang Laojun covered half of his face with a fan, revealing a pair of peach blossom eyes with spring, and didn't say anything about meatballs.

"So..." Guanyin listened to Taishang Laojun's tone, waiting for him to say something important.

"So, Aguan, do you want me to change a tear mole under the end of my right eye? I read a picture book in the world two days ago, and all beauties have tear moles. I feel that if I add one, it will be more beautiful. Looks good and looks younger!"

"Uh..." Guanyin was at a loss for words for a moment, not knowing what to say.

Nezha lowered his head and thought, how do you say that sentence?

By the way, it takes only three seconds to be serious.

"What do you think of this, or this?" Taishang Laojun stretched out his slender index finger to tap here, moved it again, and continued to tap, as if he was drawing a picture.

"Don't worry about it. I have been teaching the "Ksitigarbha Sutra" for half a month. Before I forget it, let me tell you a little more, so that you can get rid of distracting thoughts." Avalokitesvara sat down with the balls in her arms. Taishang Laojun stretched out his hand.

"No, forget it." Taishang Laojun shook his head again and again.

"No, no, since I'm here today, I'll tell you something, you listen to Wanzi, and Nezha..."

"What, Master Guanyin, the queen mother sent me and my second brother Cha Sifan, I'm going first." Nezha didn't wait for Guanyin to finish speaking, and slipped away on the hot wheel.

Nezha went straight to Tianchi.

The water in Tianchi is clear and bottomless, cool and refreshing, which is just right to stabilize Nezha's heart that wants to fight the injustice at this time.

She jumped into the Tianchi suddenly, splashing a huge splash.

After all, the water in Tianchi is different from the world, and it will not overturn the pond because of her every move.

The hair is scattered in the water, and the skin is hidden in the water, white and warm.

She stretched her limbs like a fish swimming around the lotus leaves, swam to the depths of the lotus flowers, and played with the koi in the pond.

After a while, Nezha himself was also dyed with the fragrance of lotus flowers.

"Daughter-in-law...?" The monkey passed by Tianchi on a cloud, looked at the figure in Tianchi, and immediately drove the cloud over, landed on top of Nezha's head, looked at her through the lotus leaves, and called out.

Hearing the familiar voice, Nezha poked his head out of the water, and the water droplets stuck to her forehead, slid onto her graceful neck, and stopped between her collarbones.

The monkey swallowed a mouthful of saliva, his cheeks flushed slightly, thinking that she was indeed my grandson's wife.

"I told you I'm not your wife." Nezha looked up at the monkey, and replied calmly.

The red apron and the clear water make Nezha's lips redder and teeth whiter.

"Daughter-in-law... are you taking a bath?"

"Hmph..." Nezha glared at the monkey, took a deep breath, buried his head in the water, and disappeared.

"Daughter-in-law..." The monkey withdrew the cloud, shrunk his figure, and squatted on a lotus leaf, staring stupidly at the calm water surface after Nezha disappeared.

The monkey thought, my old grandson, should I look for it?

"Hey, why are you still here?!" Nezha swam back and forth, reached out to wipe off the water droplets on his forehead, and found that the monkey was still staring at the water.

"Daughter-in-law... have you finished washing?!" the monkey asked loudly.

"I'm swimming, are you okay?" Nezha asked.

"My grandson doesn't know what kind of official he is, and he doesn't know what's going on." The monkey lowered his head and said, "But daughter-in-law, my grandson went to heaven just to find you. You don't want to go down, so my grandson is like this." It's good to be with you."

After the monkey finished speaking, it blushed and scratched its hair.

"Monkey..." Nezha called the monkey from a distance, and said in a low tone, "Actually, you should go back to your Huaguo Mountain. It's very good there."

"Very good...Daughter-in-law, did you promise my grandson to go back to Huaguo Mountain? Daughter-in-law, are you following my grandson? Wife, come out and tidy up and let us go to the lower realm!" Monkey looked excitedly. Nezha.

Nezha raised his hand and patted his forehead, thinking that he really couldn't have any sympathy for this monkey.

After all, people have had Coke foolishly.