Nezha, catch that monkey
Chapter 12 2
Along the way, the monkey followed Taishang Laojun around several palaces and across several lakes.
But no matter how strange the surrounding scenery was, the monkey did not linger.
They finally stopped at 33 Chongtian, Taishang Laojun stopped, looked back at the monkey, and pushed open the door.
A boy in Tsing Yi was sitting cross-legged in front of the alchemy furnace, dozing off with his eyes closed.
"Wanzi... Hurry up and prepare bath water for Master!" Taishang Laojun stretched out his hand to push Wanzi and said.
"Ghost! You lied to my grandson, this baby is not my wife!" The monkey jumped straight in front of the Taishang Laojun, and lifted the lapel of the Taishang Laojun.
"Whoever lied to you will take you there later. Grandpa is going to take a bath and change clothes. After so much trouble in the lower realms, just going to Yunxiao Palace like this will damage the image of Grandpa. You... won't understand! "The Taishang Laojun cast a contemptuous glance at the monkey, and raised his jaw proudly.
"You don't understand, my old grandson knows a lot. What the white monkey said is right, the monster~ the fine is too many things!" The monkey let go of his hand, hugged his arm, and watched the Taishang Laojun leave sideways.
By the way, I'm about to meet my wife, isn't the image of my old grandson too casual?
The monkey pursed his lips in doubt.
"You are... that monkey?!" Wanzi finished preparing the bath water, held a round face in her hands, and looked at the monkey with admiration.
"Which monkey... call me the king, did you hear me, monkey monkey, my grandson will think you are rude if you are like this little brat." The monkey said.
"Okay, great king." Wanzi slowly rubbed against the monkey, stretched out his little paw, enough to touch the corner of the monkey's clothes, and said, "Are you the king who made trouble in the East China Sea and snatched the Dinghaishen needle?"
"No, I didn't snatch it, it followed my grandson by itself." The monkey rubbed its chin, recalled something, nodded and said.
"Ah, ah, lord, you are Maruko's idol, lord, you can actually hold the Dinghaishen needle." Maruko said while clutching the corner of Monkey's clothes, his eyes were full of fascination.
"You...you little brat, put your hand away for my grandson, isn't it just a weapon?" Monkey slapped Wanzi's hand off, but suddenly thought of something, slowly squatted down, and The gazes of himself and Maruko were on par.
The monkey pointed at himself and said, "Little kid, do you think my old grandson is okay?"
"What is it?" Wanzi tilted his head, puzzled.
"It's just like my old grandson, is he handsome enough or attractive enough!" Monkey asked seriously.
"Handsome!!!" Maruko replied without hesitation
The monkey patted the meatball's head, very satisfied.
"The king..." Wanzi pointed his middle finger, looked at the monkey and said, "Can I see your Dinghaishenzhen?"
"Impossible!" Taishang Laojun changed into a green robe after taking a bath, walked out from behind the alchemy furnace, and resolutely refused.
"Master, Father..." Wanzi felt aggrieved, Monkey scratched his head, thinking that it would be all right if he took a look, why did this monster react so strongly.
"If you can't, you can't, Wanzi, be good, Master is going out." Taishang Laojun walked out while tying his clothes.
He turned his head and glared at the monkey and said, "Do you still want to see your wife?!"
"Think!" The monkey immediately drove the cloud.
But he stopped and turned around to say a word to Wanzi.
The monkey said, "Well, little brat, if you know my grandson's wife, can you say something nice to me?"
"Eh?"
"Well, the little brat agreed readily, and my grandson likes it!" the monkey said and left.
The monkey followed the Taishang Laojun to the Yunxiao Temple, and through layers of clouds and mist, the monkey heard his own heartbeat, one after another, the deer bumped wildly.
When they came to the front of the hall, the clouds dispersed, revealing a group of heavenly soldiers and generals in the hall.
"Daughter-in-law!!!" Seeing Nezha's lotus-shaped skirt, the monkey immediately left Taishang Laojun and jumped over.
Nezha has black hair, but he can only stare into the distance blankly, telling himself to be calm at this time, and not to quarrel with this shameless monkey.
"Daughter-in-law, my grandson knew that you missed me, so I specially sent someone to look for me. My grandson is here, don't pretend." The monkey stood beside Nezha and stretched out his arm to touch Nezha.
"Sun Wukong." The Jade Emperor's voice resounded in the hall, and the corners of his lips curled slightly, he called.
"Who?" The monkey asked, hearing the sound and seeing no one.
"You look up." Jade Emperor said.
"Oh?" Monkey looked up and saw a man sitting on a throne placed on the cloud platform in the distance, knocking on Erlang's legs and propping his chin with one hand.
It was a little far away, and the monkey couldn't see the man's face clearly.
"Why are you sitting so high? It's not because you're so tall. I'm sorry, but don't worry, my grandson doesn't mind. You can come down." The monkey said.
The corners of the Jade Emperor's lips were instantly flattened by the monkey's words. He squeezed his wrist, suppressed his anger, and said, "I am the Jade Emperor Tianzun, and I recruited you to be an official in heaven."
"Being an official...not doing it, it's boring, my grandson just doesn't do it." Monkey waved his sleeves and immediately refused.
"Monkey..." Taishang Laojun moved to the side of the monkey.Said: "If you are not an official in the heaven, you will have to go to the lower realm, and you will not be able to see Nezha every day. Have you thought about it clearly?"
"What?" The monkey tilted his head, looked at Nezha's face, and said, "Daughter-in-law, are you going to the world with my grandson?"
"I'll say it again, I'm the third prince of Nezha, not your wife." Nezha squeezed the Qiankun circle tightly and wanted to smash the monkey's head with one hand.
"Oh, my daughter-in-law and my grandson know it. The white monkey said that this trick is called indulgence!" The monkey patted his chest and said, "It's okay, my grandson will stay with you in the sky."
"Sun Wukong, have you thought about it clearly?" Jade Emperor asked after watching the Taishang Laojun keep raising his eyebrows and winking at him.
"My old grandson has thought it through, and my grandson reluctantly agrees to you."
"Oh?" The Jade Emperor's lips curled up again, showing a little mystery.
Reluctantly, huh, interesting.
"Then what kind of official does the Jade Emperor want to make this monkey?" Taishang Laojun said with a sigh of relief, waving his whisk.
"I thought about it, but I wasn't sure at first." The Jade Emperor's voice paused, and he bent his lips to sip the wine on the jade case, and said, "Now that I've met him, I'm sure."
"What does the Jade Emperor think?" The Taishang Laojun secretly felt that the Jade Emperor's tone was not kind.
"Bi Ma Wen, let's make him a Marquis right away, that's a good idea." The Jade Emperor swallowed the wine in his mouth, looked at the empty wine glass, and said.
"Bi Mawen...!" Taishang Laojun's heart was shocked, and he looked at the Jade Emperor in disbelief.
"Why, Taishang Laojun thinks it's inappropriate and I don't feel comfortable employing people?" The Jade Emperor narrowed his eyes slightly, his gaze was as cold as ice.
"No." Taishang Laojun bowed his head and said nothing more.
Monkey didn't pay attention to what the two of them said, nor did he care about where he was going. He pulled Nezha's Huntian Ling and wrapped it around his hands.
"Let go!!!" Nezha realized that he couldn't move anymore, and turned around to find that the monkey was pulling the Huntian Ling on his wrist with an innocent face.
"Daughter-in-law, what's the matter with you?" the monkey asked.
"Let go of Huntianling, I'm going to find my second brother!" Nezha said.
"Oh, this one?" The monkey pointed to the Huntian Ling on his wrist and said, "So it's called Huntian Ling. I thought it was Yuelao's red thread that the white monkey said, so I wanted to tie us to it." together."
"That's the red line, is it the same thickness?!" Nezha shook his head with the monkey on his back and said, "So, dear Master Bi Mawen, can you let it go?"
"Let go, let go. My old grandson will go to Yuelao to ask for a red thread later!" The monkey immediately let go of Huntianling, jumped to Nezha, and said, "Second brother, daughter-in-law, you two Is your brother married yet?"
"You... my second brother is not like you, he is full of messes in his head, my second brother is a big hero!"
"The big hero... sounds like a very unlucky person."
"What?!" Nezha stopped when he heard the words.
"The white monkey said that a hero cannot marry a wife. If he does, the hero will not live long." The monkey said.
"I……!"
"Lord Bi Mawen!" Nezha hadn't finished speaking when a rough-clothed fairy official came and said, holding a rough booklet.
"I'm calling you." Nezha poked the monkey.
"Eh?" Monkey turned his head and frowned.
"Go and see the horse first," said the fairy official.
"No, my grandson wants to see his wife first!" Monkey said.
"You go first, maybe I will look for you later." Nezha looked at the monkey's radiant look, recalled his skill when he fought against him that day, somehow felt a little pity in his heart, and said.
"Okay, my daughter-in-law has spoken, and my grandson will leave first, daughter-in-law, you must come!" Monkey had never heard Nezha talking to himself in such a tone, he turned somersault on the spot, and followed happily The fairy officer left.
In the Yunxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor watched the immortals disperse, looked at the jade case, and stretched out his index finger to touch the jade case.
His eyes were deep, and he beckoned the immortal officials around him.
"How is Tathagata doing recently?" Jade Emperor asked.
"I just found out the news. After Jin Chanzi was demoted, Tathagata has not given a lecture for nearly half a month."
"Oh..." Jade Emperor hooked the corners of his lips, and slowly moved his fingers to his lips.
"Well, Tathagata hasn't made any movement yet." The fairy official returned.
"What do you think of that monkey?" Jade Emperor changed the subject.
"It's hard to say that it's small."
"It's hard to say... Interesting."
"What do you think?" Beads of sweat oozed from the immortal official's forehead.
"It's a little silly, but nothing to be afraid of." The Jade Emperor said with a smile.
The fairy official nodded.
"However, if you open your mind...in short, keep an eye on Tathagata." The Jade Emperor raised his head and took a sip of his wine.
But no matter how strange the surrounding scenery was, the monkey did not linger.
They finally stopped at 33 Chongtian, Taishang Laojun stopped, looked back at the monkey, and pushed open the door.
A boy in Tsing Yi was sitting cross-legged in front of the alchemy furnace, dozing off with his eyes closed.
"Wanzi... Hurry up and prepare bath water for Master!" Taishang Laojun stretched out his hand to push Wanzi and said.
"Ghost! You lied to my grandson, this baby is not my wife!" The monkey jumped straight in front of the Taishang Laojun, and lifted the lapel of the Taishang Laojun.
"Whoever lied to you will take you there later. Grandpa is going to take a bath and change clothes. After so much trouble in the lower realms, just going to Yunxiao Palace like this will damage the image of Grandpa. You... won't understand! "The Taishang Laojun cast a contemptuous glance at the monkey, and raised his jaw proudly.
"You don't understand, my old grandson knows a lot. What the white monkey said is right, the monster~ the fine is too many things!" The monkey let go of his hand, hugged his arm, and watched the Taishang Laojun leave sideways.
By the way, I'm about to meet my wife, isn't the image of my old grandson too casual?
The monkey pursed his lips in doubt.
"You are... that monkey?!" Wanzi finished preparing the bath water, held a round face in her hands, and looked at the monkey with admiration.
"Which monkey... call me the king, did you hear me, monkey monkey, my grandson will think you are rude if you are like this little brat." The monkey said.
"Okay, great king." Wanzi slowly rubbed against the monkey, stretched out his little paw, enough to touch the corner of the monkey's clothes, and said, "Are you the king who made trouble in the East China Sea and snatched the Dinghaishen needle?"
"No, I didn't snatch it, it followed my grandson by itself." The monkey rubbed its chin, recalled something, nodded and said.
"Ah, ah, lord, you are Maruko's idol, lord, you can actually hold the Dinghaishen needle." Maruko said while clutching the corner of Monkey's clothes, his eyes were full of fascination.
"You...you little brat, put your hand away for my grandson, isn't it just a weapon?" Monkey slapped Wanzi's hand off, but suddenly thought of something, slowly squatted down, and The gazes of himself and Maruko were on par.
The monkey pointed at himself and said, "Little kid, do you think my old grandson is okay?"
"What is it?" Wanzi tilted his head, puzzled.
"It's just like my old grandson, is he handsome enough or attractive enough!" Monkey asked seriously.
"Handsome!!!" Maruko replied without hesitation
The monkey patted the meatball's head, very satisfied.
"The king..." Wanzi pointed his middle finger, looked at the monkey and said, "Can I see your Dinghaishenzhen?"
"Impossible!" Taishang Laojun changed into a green robe after taking a bath, walked out from behind the alchemy furnace, and resolutely refused.
"Master, Father..." Wanzi felt aggrieved, Monkey scratched his head, thinking that it would be all right if he took a look, why did this monster react so strongly.
"If you can't, you can't, Wanzi, be good, Master is going out." Taishang Laojun walked out while tying his clothes.
He turned his head and glared at the monkey and said, "Do you still want to see your wife?!"
"Think!" The monkey immediately drove the cloud.
But he stopped and turned around to say a word to Wanzi.
The monkey said, "Well, little brat, if you know my grandson's wife, can you say something nice to me?"
"Eh?"
"Well, the little brat agreed readily, and my grandson likes it!" the monkey said and left.
The monkey followed the Taishang Laojun to the Yunxiao Temple, and through layers of clouds and mist, the monkey heard his own heartbeat, one after another, the deer bumped wildly.
When they came to the front of the hall, the clouds dispersed, revealing a group of heavenly soldiers and generals in the hall.
"Daughter-in-law!!!" Seeing Nezha's lotus-shaped skirt, the monkey immediately left Taishang Laojun and jumped over.
Nezha has black hair, but he can only stare into the distance blankly, telling himself to be calm at this time, and not to quarrel with this shameless monkey.
"Daughter-in-law, my grandson knew that you missed me, so I specially sent someone to look for me. My grandson is here, don't pretend." The monkey stood beside Nezha and stretched out his arm to touch Nezha.
"Sun Wukong." The Jade Emperor's voice resounded in the hall, and the corners of his lips curled slightly, he called.
"Who?" The monkey asked, hearing the sound and seeing no one.
"You look up." Jade Emperor said.
"Oh?" Monkey looked up and saw a man sitting on a throne placed on the cloud platform in the distance, knocking on Erlang's legs and propping his chin with one hand.
It was a little far away, and the monkey couldn't see the man's face clearly.
"Why are you sitting so high? It's not because you're so tall. I'm sorry, but don't worry, my grandson doesn't mind. You can come down." The monkey said.
The corners of the Jade Emperor's lips were instantly flattened by the monkey's words. He squeezed his wrist, suppressed his anger, and said, "I am the Jade Emperor Tianzun, and I recruited you to be an official in heaven."
"Being an official...not doing it, it's boring, my grandson just doesn't do it." Monkey waved his sleeves and immediately refused.
"Monkey..." Taishang Laojun moved to the side of the monkey.Said: "If you are not an official in the heaven, you will have to go to the lower realm, and you will not be able to see Nezha every day. Have you thought about it clearly?"
"What?" The monkey tilted his head, looked at Nezha's face, and said, "Daughter-in-law, are you going to the world with my grandson?"
"I'll say it again, I'm the third prince of Nezha, not your wife." Nezha squeezed the Qiankun circle tightly and wanted to smash the monkey's head with one hand.
"Oh, my daughter-in-law and my grandson know it. The white monkey said that this trick is called indulgence!" The monkey patted his chest and said, "It's okay, my grandson will stay with you in the sky."
"Sun Wukong, have you thought about it clearly?" Jade Emperor asked after watching the Taishang Laojun keep raising his eyebrows and winking at him.
"My old grandson has thought it through, and my grandson reluctantly agrees to you."
"Oh?" The Jade Emperor's lips curled up again, showing a little mystery.
Reluctantly, huh, interesting.
"Then what kind of official does the Jade Emperor want to make this monkey?" Taishang Laojun said with a sigh of relief, waving his whisk.
"I thought about it, but I wasn't sure at first." The Jade Emperor's voice paused, and he bent his lips to sip the wine on the jade case, and said, "Now that I've met him, I'm sure."
"What does the Jade Emperor think?" The Taishang Laojun secretly felt that the Jade Emperor's tone was not kind.
"Bi Ma Wen, let's make him a Marquis right away, that's a good idea." The Jade Emperor swallowed the wine in his mouth, looked at the empty wine glass, and said.
"Bi Mawen...!" Taishang Laojun's heart was shocked, and he looked at the Jade Emperor in disbelief.
"Why, Taishang Laojun thinks it's inappropriate and I don't feel comfortable employing people?" The Jade Emperor narrowed his eyes slightly, his gaze was as cold as ice.
"No." Taishang Laojun bowed his head and said nothing more.
Monkey didn't pay attention to what the two of them said, nor did he care about where he was going. He pulled Nezha's Huntian Ling and wrapped it around his hands.
"Let go!!!" Nezha realized that he couldn't move anymore, and turned around to find that the monkey was pulling the Huntian Ling on his wrist with an innocent face.
"Daughter-in-law, what's the matter with you?" the monkey asked.
"Let go of Huntianling, I'm going to find my second brother!" Nezha said.
"Oh, this one?" The monkey pointed to the Huntian Ling on his wrist and said, "So it's called Huntian Ling. I thought it was Yuelao's red thread that the white monkey said, so I wanted to tie us to it." together."
"That's the red line, is it the same thickness?!" Nezha shook his head with the monkey on his back and said, "So, dear Master Bi Mawen, can you let it go?"
"Let go, let go. My old grandson will go to Yuelao to ask for a red thread later!" The monkey immediately let go of Huntianling, jumped to Nezha, and said, "Second brother, daughter-in-law, you two Is your brother married yet?"
"You... my second brother is not like you, he is full of messes in his head, my second brother is a big hero!"
"The big hero... sounds like a very unlucky person."
"What?!" Nezha stopped when he heard the words.
"The white monkey said that a hero cannot marry a wife. If he does, the hero will not live long." The monkey said.
"I……!"
"Lord Bi Mawen!" Nezha hadn't finished speaking when a rough-clothed fairy official came and said, holding a rough booklet.
"I'm calling you." Nezha poked the monkey.
"Eh?" Monkey turned his head and frowned.
"Go and see the horse first," said the fairy official.
"No, my grandson wants to see his wife first!" Monkey said.
"You go first, maybe I will look for you later." Nezha looked at the monkey's radiant look, recalled his skill when he fought against him that day, somehow felt a little pity in his heart, and said.
"Okay, my daughter-in-law has spoken, and my grandson will leave first, daughter-in-law, you must come!" Monkey had never heard Nezha talking to himself in such a tone, he turned somersault on the spot, and followed happily The fairy officer left.
In the Yunxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor watched the immortals disperse, looked at the jade case, and stretched out his index finger to touch the jade case.
His eyes were deep, and he beckoned the immortal officials around him.
"How is Tathagata doing recently?" Jade Emperor asked.
"I just found out the news. After Jin Chanzi was demoted, Tathagata has not given a lecture for nearly half a month."
"Oh..." Jade Emperor hooked the corners of his lips, and slowly moved his fingers to his lips.
"Well, Tathagata hasn't made any movement yet." The fairy official returned.
"What do you think of that monkey?" Jade Emperor changed the subject.
"It's hard to say that it's small."
"It's hard to say... Interesting."
"What do you think?" Beads of sweat oozed from the immortal official's forehead.
"It's a little silly, but nothing to be afraid of." The Jade Emperor said with a smile.
The fairy official nodded.
"However, if you open your mind...in short, keep an eye on Tathagata." The Jade Emperor raised his head and took a sip of his wine.
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