Nezha, catch that monkey

"Heavenly Jade Emperor." Li Jing led Nezha back to the Cloud Firmament Palace, yelled out of confidence, and bowed in salute.

The Jade Emperor didn't look up, his fingers were still beating on the long case according to his unique frequency.

The sound of the long table echoed in the hall, and the hall was silent.

The little fairy officials held their breath and trembled slightly.

"Losing?" After a long time, the Jade Emperor raised his head and stared at Nezha coldly.

Li Jing took a step forward, blocked the Jade Emperor's gaze, and stooped to protect Nezha behind him.

The Jade Emperor looked at it and smiled, shrugged his shoulders, and said, "It's all right, Nezha can call Taishang Laojun here for me."

"Yes." Nezha took the order and left, feeling surprised.

There was no questioning, no anger, no punishment, and even no change in expression, so Nezha was released easily.

"Tianzun..." Li Jing waited for the Jade Emperor's decision.

"You go down too." The Jade Emperor waved to Li Jing and said.

"...Yes." Li Jing wanted to ask something, but he met the Jade Emperor's eyes, and finally closed his lips tightly, not daring to say another word.

Guessing the king's heart, Li Jing knew that he didn't have the guts.

Sitting on the throne, the Jade Emperor tilted his head and hooked the corners of his lips, and put his slender fingers against his lips to support his chin.

His eyes were silent, hiding countless thoughts that were hard to see.

"Taishang Laojun." The Jade Emperor turned his head and saw that the Taishang Laojun in Tsing Yi had arrived at the main hall, and he did not know how long he had been waiting.

"Is the Jade Emperor planning to recruit that Poor Monkey to be an official?" Taishang Laojun asked tentatively when he saw that the Jade Emperor had finally regained his senses.

"He won Nezha, I thought about it, and this business is still a good deal." The Jade Emperor slowly folded his hands together and put them on his knees; good."

After the Jade Emperor finished speaking, he put his hands down.

He changed his sitting position and sank his whole body into the throne. He rested one hand lazily on the long case, and pointed his finger on the long case with his middle finger, as if he had made some important decision.

"So, what official position does the Jade Emperor plan to give?" The corners of Taishang Laojun's lips parted quietly, with a faint smile.

Although he didn't realize it himself.

"You go first." The Jade Emperor narrowed his eyes seeing the Taishang Laojun's smile, but did not answer.

"The little god goes first?" Taishang Laojun waved his whisk.

The Jade Emperor nodded, and still returned to his motionless posture. He was dormant on his own territory, thinking quietly.

The little fairy officer beside him walked slowly beside him, and Fu'er said a word.

"Oh?" The Jade Emperor raised his eyebrows, his eyes became darker and darker.

In the Water Curtain Cave of Huaguo Mountain, the monkey was packing his bags and preparing to go to the sky to find his wife inch by inch, but he saw a gorgeous man in blue clothes, sitting on a small beast, coming down from the sky.

"Your Majesty, why are things falling on the ground every three days in the sky?" Xiao Hua asked the monkey while pulling her.

"This is definitely my daughter-in-law who sent someone to pick me up. My daughter-in-law definitely misses my grandson!!!" The monkey ran halfway, but stopped abruptly, nodded to himself and said; "My grandson Sun can't lose his wife's face, my grandson wants to be cold, reserved and imposing!"

After he finished speaking, he tiptoed his feet and turned around, turned to his throne of the King of the Mountain, and slowly climbed up while suppressing the excitement in his heart.

The Taishang Laojun was stunned for a while, thinking that this monkey ran over by himself, why did he suddenly turn around and rub against the seat, he really has no vision at all.

"Ghost! Are you sent by my wife to pick up my grandson?" Monkey asked with one hand on his knee, resting his chin.

"Who is the demon~jing?!" Taishang Laojun took a breath and told himself to be calm and calm.

"You! A man who looks so seductive and dresses so charmingly." The monkey changed his sitting posture and continued; "You must have become a fox, but you accidentally changed into a sexual failure. Became a male demon~spirit, so my heart was unbalanced, and I became like this.”

Monkey nodded vigorously after speaking, quite satisfied with his speculation.

"Bah, bah, bah, what are you talking about? It's a pity that I wanted to accept you as an apprentice. I was really blind." Taishang Laojun pinched his waist with both hands and said; Patriarch Bodhi belongs to one generation!"

"Master..." Monkey's eyes lost half of his energy, and he said; "He...does he have any orders, Master, he..."

"Who told you about your master, I just told you that I and your master are of the same generation, you have to respect me, do you know?"

"Cheng Chengcheng, then my grandson will call you an old demon~jingcheng." The monkey scratched the monkey hair on his head and said; "Old demon~jing, my wife asked you to find my grandson, tell me quickly What did my wife say?"

Taishang Laojun looked at the monkey looking at him with excitement, stroked his chest silently, and told himself that as an elder, he should be magnanimous and not take the words of the younger generation to heart.

But, I really can't bear it.

"Smelly monkey, let me tell you, what the hell do you mean by calling me a demon~ fine, what the hell do you mean by adding an old man!"

"Old Yao~Jing, you said that you and my master are of the same generation, my grandson called you Lao Yao~Jing, isn't it out of respect for you?" Monkey tilted his head, scratched his chin with a confused face.

"Okay..." Taishang Laojun wiped the sweat from his forehead, squeezed his hands vigorously, breathed a sigh of relief, and said; "I am sent by the Jade Emperor to invite you to heaven as an official." .”

"To be an official?" Monkey shook his head and said, "Didn't my wife send you here to find me?"

Taishang Laojun said in his heart; who is your wife, do you know me, can you please me, let me run errands for her.

Wait, Taishang Laojun tilted his head, looked at the monkey up and down, and thought that this monkey actually married a wife?

Fortunately, I did not accept him as a disciple.

Taishang Laojun shook his head, felt a burst of comfort, and said, "No, I was sent by the Jade Emperor."

"Oh, you were sent by the Jade Emperor." The monkey nodded after hearing this, and said to Taishang Laojun with a look of understanding; "No, my old grandson will wait for my wife to come to me. When you are an official, you have to ask your wife.”

"A man must have ambition." Taishang Laojun said.

"Man?" The monkey jumped up in front of the Taishang Laojun and said; "My grandson is my wife's man, aside from my wife, I'm just a monkey, old demon, fine, don't try to seduce my grandson!" .”

"Who the hell seduced you!!!" Taishang Laojun felt that his whole body was going to explode.

"Immortal." The white monkey handed over a cup of tea, relieving the atmosphere between the two of them and said; "Our king misses his wife very much, and you are from heaven, so he thought you were sent by his wife."

"What..." Taishang Laojun drank half a sip of tea, feeling a little relieved, but when he heard the second half of the sentence, he almost choked to death with a sip of water.

"Is this monkey's daughter-in-law... from the sky?" The voice of Taishang Laojun trembled again.

"What's the matter, can't my grandson's daughter-in-law be in the sky? You old monster is in the sky, so my grandson's daughter-in-law should be in the sky!" The monkey smiled like a flower.

"Who is blind enough to fall in love with you in spite of the rules of heaven?"

"If you beg my grandson, my grandson will tell you." The monkey's face was extremely smug.

"Forget it, you really don't want to be an official?" Taishang Laojun thought for a while, it's better not to know about this kind of thing.

"Inappropriate." Monkey refused, looked at Taishang Laojun generously and said; "You old demon, can you be a little curious...Forget it, my old grandson knows that you are old and sorry , my old grandson should tell you generously and compassionately."

Taishang Laojun had black lines all over his head, and his heart was extremely broken.

"Stand up, my old grandson will scare you to death." The monkey stood up straight, his face full of pride.

So... have you been dazzled by your wife?

Taishang Laojun thought, touched his neck and said cooperatively; "Okay, tell me, let's see who is blind."

"My daughter-in-law is Nezha...Third Prince, you must be scared!" Monkey said loudly.

"What?!" Taishang Laojun was so frightened that his whole body was in a bad mood. He looked at the monkey dumbfounded and said, "Nezha, is she your wife?"

"Old demon~ fine, don't be afraid, I tell you that my wife is amazing and beautiful." The monkey couldn't help showing off again.

"Stop!" Taishang Laojun waved his whisk and sealed the monkey's mouth; "Nezha told you, she is a girl?!"

"What, my wife is a girl?!" Taishang Laojun's mana has no effect on monkeys.

"No, no, no...she's a man, a man." Taishang Laojun sensed his slip of the tongue and waved his hands repeatedly.

He tilted his head, suddenly thought of something, and said loudly to the monkey: "I am Master Nezha, do you want to see her?"

"Impossible, you don't look like my daughter-in-law's master, just like you, it is impossible for you to teach a disciple who is as beautiful as my daughter-in-law and can fight." The monkey shook his head at Taishang Laojun , Speaking of.

"What's wrong with me?!" The blue veins on the Taishang Laojun's forehead bulged, and he barely steadied himself and said; "Why did that little boy, Nezha, provoke you... Forget it, just say whether you want to see you Daughter-in-law?!"

"Think!" The monkey nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

"Then go to heaven with me, and I will take you to see Nezha when you go to heaven." Taishang Laojun decided to trick the monkey into heaven and give the Jade Emperor's order first.

"My old grandson doesn't believe it." The monkey snorted and turned its head, its lower jaw raised slightly.

"Forget it if you don't believe me, Nezha is still waiting for you in the Heavenly Court on this hot wheel." Taishang Laojun was talking nonsense, while riding on the Banjiao green bull, pretending to go to the sky.

"Xinxinxin, the white monkey helped my grandson to decorate it. My grandson has gone to see his wife." The monkey waved goodbye to the white monkey cheerfully, and followed immediately.