[Comprehensive] I can't keep my hero license

It was too late to say it, and I grabbed Dazai by the collar and planned to drag him into the sea.

If I see someone with a [level.? ? ? ], I thought they were innocent, innocent, lovely people, and I was that indescribable mosaic.

Dazai, who was being dragged by the collar to the edge of the port, blinked at first as if he didn't realize it, then he let out an ah, looked up at me and said, "Hey, is Aoi-chan going to die in love with me?"

"No, no one wants to die in love with you."

"What should I do?" He didn't have the slightest sense of being a dying person, but reached out his hand and pressed his chin in distress, "Ah, why don't you tell us about our martyrdom. Otherwise, Kui Jiang will disappear inexplicably." It's going to be a lot of trouble."

"...That's why I said that no one will die in love with you."

Dazai Matsushita touched the hand under his chin, and put it into the pocket of the windbreaker, "Ah, where is my cell phone. Sure enough, Aoi-chan called... ah! I forgot!"

Dazai Osamu suddenly had a bright smile on his face, "Aoi-chan's phone fell into the sea."

……

"Ah, Miss Hanazaki, please stop!! Dazai-san is going to die!!" The boy named Atsushi Nakajima saw that I was so angry with Dazai that he gave up the cheap operation of drowning him and was about to strangle him. At that time, while screaming in panic, he hugged my waist and tried to tear me away from Osamu Dazai.

I have to say that this boy looks weak and weak, but he is quite strong.

"Hey, what are you doing, Hanazaki?" Just when Dazai was about to burp, I heard Midoriya-kun's shock mixed with panic from behind.

I, who was originally in the corner, suddenly received the attention of the heroes who had gathered in the distance and hadn't left yet.

Osamu Dazai, who has a mosaic-like joy on his face for some reason, seems weak and helpless compared to me, who has a ferocious face.

I watched Mr. Lugu speed up and ran to my side, and then said to me in an old fatherly tone, "I know you are not in a good mood recently, but as a hero, you can't use your personality to bully the weak of."

... Pooh, have you been possessed by Squad Leader Iida?

Be sober, Mr. Lugu, I am the weak, pitiful and helpless one.

And you don't need to use your personality to strangle Dazai Osamu? ! !Do I really look so rookie? ? ?

Although I said so, I really slaughtered the pigeon Dazai Osamu in front of Green Valley. I don’t think I will have to walk back today-I probably have to get in a police car.

In order to save my lost image in front of so many heroes, I let go of Dazai Osamu's neck, and the boy who was still holding my waist let go of his hands and slid to the ground, making a high-pitched bow like he was frustrated. Difficult movements, showing a "saved" expression.

So why do you people lie on the ground without getting dust on your face?Could this be the legendary halo of the comic protagonist?

I clicked my tongue and straightened the collar of Dazai's crooked windbreaker. With his confused eyes gradually waking up, I patted his shoulder and said, "How is it, Dazai, is your neck still sore? "

The heroes staring at me seemed to be enduring their own smiles, and then they turned their faces away in a tacit understanding at the same time, pretending to look at the scenery and ignoring my existence.

Midoriya Izuku gave me a look of despair at my impromptu performance.

But Osamu Dazai pretended to twist his neck, as if he was really matching my performance.

Then I was slapped again by Osamu Dazai without long memory.

Holding his neck with one hand, he said to me with a full face of grievance, "We clearly agreed to die together, but Kui Jiang suddenly regretted it again."

...I said that no one will die in love with you! !Am I speaking the lost ancient Mayan language? Can't you understand Japanese? You bastard! ! ! !

And what about that? ! ! !

Why do you guys look at me like a scumbag like [So you are Hanazaki]? ? ? ?

I finally understand now that Osamu Dazai is my nemesis.

"Ah, but, if you also like to die for love, if you didn't let me go just now, you will probably be able to see your fan with incredible fighting power. He must be very willing to die for love with you." I countered casually.

The white-haired boy who was maintaining his frustrated body bending forward suddenly raised his head, "Eh, no, Ms. Hanazaki, Mr. Dazai..."

But before he finished speaking, Osamu Dazai, whose breath had recovered, suddenly interrupted him with a hearty laugh, "Hahaha, Aoi sauce is still as interesting as before."

Midoriya, who had been actively turning away from the beginning to pretend not to see my embarrassing scene, only turned around to refocus after hearing Dazai Osamu's voice.

"Hello, I am……"

"Hey, I know, the famous Mr. Green Valley."

Midoriya Izuku was taken aback for a moment, he frowned and thought for a while, and then suddenly realized, "Ah, let me say it looks familiar, he must be Dazai-kun from the Armed Detective Agency."

——Osamu Dazai is famous?

The next second, Green Valley, who received my puzzled look, explained, "I met Dazai-kun once when I was performing a mission to cooperate with the detective agency."

Just when I was wondering whether the business scope of the NO.1 firm had expanded to Yokohama, I heard Izuku Midoriya continue to say, "Thanks to Kunikida-kun and Tanizaki-kun, Xiaosheng and I discovered it in time. Something is wrong."

Oh—so that guy named Kunikida was not incapacitated by Dazai.

Wait, my focus seems to be wrong——

In other words, while the Hero Section and the Port Mafia were involved in this mission, was that organization called the "Armed Detective Agency" also involved?

Although I know that it is not good to inquire about things beyond the range of my own level, but you see that curiosity has killed so many cats, which shows that people simply do not have the ability to resist exploring unknown things-I decided to wait for Green Valley and When Bakugo is gone, ask Dazai.

"Mr. Dazai." At some point, Atsushi Nakajima took out his mobile phone to check the text messages, interrupting the conversation between Midori and Dazai, and said with a serious expression, "Mr. Ranpo seems to have found a new clue. "

The arc of Dazai Osamu's lips deepened a little, and he put his hands back into his pockets, "It's like this."

He turned his head to look at me, with a smile in his eyes that he didn't know if he was genuine or not, "So, would you like to go and see Aoi sauce with me, anyway, the president said that the information this time will be shared with the hero department."

I stretched out my finger and pointed at myself, "Me?"

I always feel that Dazai is trying to trick me.

He pretended to narrow his eyes and nodded, "Yes, isn't Kui Jiang very curious about what happened?"

……

I immediately felt the alert gazes of Lv Gu and Bakugo.

"Dazai."

"Ok?"

"Has your kindergarten teacher taught you that?" Ignoring the villain who picked up Osamu Dazai with one hand in my head—like Hulk throwing Loki in the movie Avengers, I said to him with dull eyes, " People who see through the truth will wet the bed when they sleep at night."

Osamu Dazai showed an innocent smile, "No."

Tsk.All in all, under the distrustful eyes of Bakugo Katsuki, and after I was ordered by Midori Valley not to peek at the materials of the Hero Department in my hand, I was entrusted with "negotiating with the armed detective agency and safely distributing the clues it got." Pack it in a sealed envelope and bring it back to Tokyo".

Before I left, I heard Bakugo and Midoriya "Tch, is that guy really reliable?" "Don't look at Huaqi, she is still unexpectedly reliable sometimes. Is it 98%?" "...Skuku, don't you ignore what kind of task that guy took before he worked hard." "...We shouldn't pay attention to Hanaki if we sneak up?" dialogue.

You better go a little farther before talking! ! ! !

Damn it, I have decided that even if I risk my life, I will complete this mission satisfactorily.

"It's here, Aoi sauce."

Osamu Dazai's voice interrupted the slander in my heart.

I just raised my head and watched Osamu Dazai push open the door in front of me.

"Hey, you guys, I heard that you were injured during the mission?" The woman in a white shirt and black skirt exudes a terrifying murderous look for some reason, and walks step by step towards a person huddled in a corner.

"No... that, that, it's just... ah, no, no!!!"

Just when I took a step back and glanced at the door plate of the Armed Detective Agency to prevent Dazai Osamu from taking me to some ulterior underworld scene, I heard a tragic cry from inside the door.

I was so frightened for a moment that I forgot to retract my neck.

Then, for some reason, the cry became more and more strange.

When I turned my eyes back and looked straight into the door, I found that the two people were already lying on the ground in a strange posture, with some indescribable expressions on their faces, as if they had experienced...

"Aren't you going in, Aoi-chan?" Dazai Osamu looked at me with his pure and innocent smile.

I:……

The conspiracy is definitely Dazai Osamu's conspiracy.

Mr. Green Valley, I was wrong.I don't mind if you follow me.

I now have a hunch that this guy Dazai wants to sell me to pay back the huge repair bill he owed in the game hall seven years ago.

Mom, I want to go home woo.

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