[Comprehensive] I can't keep my hero license

"Oh, Dazai, you're back... who is that guy?" Just as I was thinking about the profound question of how I would get out if Dazai sold me out, the person leaning against the innermost desk The blond man with rimless glasses looked up and interrupted my train of thought first.

Following his utterance, the eyes of the people inside the door who were doing their own business all focused on me at the same time.

I opened my mouth, and before I could say anything, I felt Dazai's hands covering my back, and pushed me directly into the door.

Unexpectedly, I almost knelt down and slid two meters after the ballet jump.

Seeing my action, the blond man was silent for a moment, then took a deep breath and shouted at Osamu Dazai, "Hey!!! Dazai, it's fine to find true love during your mission time!! Don't take your so-called true love with you. Come back!!"

Huh—this roar sounds a little familiar.

"Ah!" I clapped my hands, "You are the Kunikida-kun who yelled [Cheer up, Dazai!!] on the phone."

For some reason the air was quiet for a few seconds.

Then the lethal-looking woman with the butterfly hairpin just now burst out laughing, "The imitation is quite similar, you."

Probably because he felt that things were getting more and more deviated from the normal direction, he followed Dazai Osamu who seemed to have no intention of explaining, walked in the door, and said, "No, this is Ms. Hanazaki from the Hero Department, and she is here to help."

Osamu Dazai put his hands on his hips, and nodded pretendingly, "Yes, although Aoi sauce is cute, it's not my type at all."

He stretched out a finger, his expression suddenly became serious, "Kui Jiang is too short——I don't have a habit of abducting elementary school students."

……

I squeezed my creaking knuckles, and just as I rushed forward to fight Osamu Dazai to the death, a boy with a straw hat around his neck appeared in front of me excitedly, "Hey, so it's Miss Hero? Sounds so cool."

I was taken aback by the boy's bright eyes.

He leaned forward and continued, "What do heroes usually do?"

I took a step back, "Ah... That's it, accepting commissions and the like, but I usually like to eat small cakes and snacks to pass the time."

The man behind the desk in the distance COS Holmes suddenly stopped chewing potato chips.

He put away the lazy expression on his face, and suddenly began to seriously stuff snacks into the safe that he didn't know where.

Have I degenerated into the guy who looks like he can grab snacks from other people? ? ?

Speaking of which, isn't this called the "Armed Detective Agency"? ?No matter how you look at this group of guys, they don't seem to fit the name. They hold SCAR guns in their hands, have a circle of grenades around their waists, and maybe even poisoned blades can suddenly emerge from the soles of their shoes.

No - now is not the time to complain.

In order to go back and step on the desk of that guy Katsuki Bakugo, and justly taunt him back, to prove that a task of this level can still be successfully completed——

"So, who are you [Ranbu-kun]?" I raised my hand holding the information that Green Valley gave me, "This is the information investigated by the Hero Section."

I was keenly aware that everyone's eyes were on the man who was entering the password for the safe.

...I suddenly had a bad feeling.

"Aoi sauce." Osamu Dazai stood next to me at some point. He put one hand in his pocket and put it on my shoulder. Strange emotion, "You will suffer if you underestimate Mr. Ranpo."

True, false, false, false, true——I'm too lazy to distinguish which of Dazai's words is a donkey, and which of mine is serious.

After all, the last time I believed him because of his serious expression, I was inexplicably chased by a boss when I was walking in the commercial street and shouted [Your boyfriend last time and the last time and the meal you ate last time? No money was given].

Then, halfway through the run, I dragged my boyfriend at the time, Nakahara Nakaya, who was waiting for me at the corner of the commercial street, and continued to run together.

His expression was a little dazed at the beginning, but when he heard the boss chasing after us yelling something, visible blue veins appeared on his forehead.

When I saw Dazai in the game hall the next day, not only was the right side of his face bandaged, but his left side was also covered with gauze, he complained pitifully to me with one arm hanging, [" Aoi sauce and I are friends, right? Aoi sauce is so ruthless."]

... If I hadn't known him, I would have been really deceived by this pitiful expression.

And it's obviously Zhongyuan Zhongye who beat you up.

Wait, why did I get distracted again when I thought of Dazai.

I clicked my tongue, stepped forward and put the information in my hand on the desk of the man who had hidden his snacks and resumed his sitting posture.

He put on the glasses with one hand and tore the seal of the information bag.

By the way, I have a question, can I really see what is written on it by squinting my eyes——

Ah, I see.

What Dazai said should be true - based on my years of experience in watching JUMP's serialized highly popular manga "Net○Prince".

Squinting eyes are monsters.

You can see that he didn't even look at it for two seconds, so he said, "It really is like this."

Huh... wait.

"It only takes a second to know?" My eyes widened in shock.

Then I saw a [does this take two seconds] [isn't it taken for granted] kind of expression on his face.

Damn... what kind of genius is 90.00% inspiration plus [-]% [-]% sweat, I knew that the textbook lied to me again.

There is a gap between people.

Looking at Katsuki Bakugo's ferocious look, can you imagine that he is the top three in the class in the theory test and can still cook well?

Sure enough - it's talent.

"As expected of Mr. Ranpo." Osamu Dazai laughed.

I watched the man named Edogawa Ranpo in front of me scatter the photos in the information bag on the table, then raised his face and said to me, "The photos are fake."

... I can't keep up with his train of thought, and his expression seems to be that he doesn't want to explain.

"What's the reason?" Just as I was thinking this, I heard a man's low voice from behind.

I turned around and saw a white-haired man in a kimono standing not far behind me. Although he had no expression, his whole body exuded a sense of majesty.

I noticed that the laziness on the face of the boy in the detective suit in front of me had subsided a little.

"In addition to the fragments produced during the explosion, the damage to the human body caused by the explosion of the bomb is the shock." His voice did not fluctuate, "The killing effect of the shock wave is mainly determined by the overpressure of the shock wave. As long as the overpressure of the shock wave is greater than At 0.5 atmospheres, the internal organs of the human body will start to be damaged."

"General military bombs detonate at a speed of 6000-10000m/s, based on the corpses we found and the scene photos taken by Hero Section." He paused.I raised my head and looked at the white-haired man behind me, "With the buildings at the scene being destroyed like that - it is impossible to maintain the integrity of the human body at such a high level."

...I always feel that what he said seems to be very reasonable.

It just feels like I have returned to the evil physics class.

They can clearly understand every word they speak, but together they become a heavenly scripture.

"Hey, that's it, Aoi-chan." Osamu Dazai's lively and relaxed voice broke the silence first, "This."

He handed a stack of photocopied materials in front of me, "The next thing is to trouble Kui Jiang."

I slammed the information into the bag blankly.

... This feeling of not being able to peek is really sad.

I feel that Dazai named me here as a representative just to torture my curious heart.

I looked up at the clock on the wall.

Just now on the way to the Armed Detective Agency, I searched for Osamu Dazai who got lost for no reason, so it was too late for me to rush to the tarmac to meet them in Green Valley within the stipulated time.

So after I sealed the information bag and recalled the explanation of Edogawa Ranpo just now, I recounted it to Lvgu and the others——

What did he just say?

... Forget it, anyway, just remember the key words - [the photo is fake] [the degree of damage to the human body does not match the scene] is enough.

perfect.

"I'll take Aoi-chan home." Osamu Dazai raised his hand excitedly after I nodded to say goodbye.

Heh, he also said that I am like a primary school chicken, obviously this action is not much different from the action of elementary school students raising their hands to speak.

"No, I can go back by myself." I suddenly thought of a way to get revenge on Dazai Osamu for letting me go and cheating me of supernatural powers for so many years.

I smiled kindly, "Don't try to use this excuse to avoid work, Dazai-kun."

Sure enough, after a few seconds of silence, the man named Kunikida grabbed Osamu Dazai by the collar and dragged him back with veins on his head.

Player Osamu Dazai once again launched a plaintive "We are friends" attack after seven years.

This king player activates the skill of [Don't listen or listen to the bastard's chanting].

Holding the information bag in my arms, I smiled and waved to the loveless Dazai, and went downstairs.

This is the first time I have personally succeeded in revenge against Osamu Dazai in all the years I have known him.

The sense of accomplishment and pride almost brought me to tears.

Ah - why don't you go to PABLO and buy a cheesecake to celebrate if you drop by.

I have no reason to want to have a bite of my beloved little cake before leaving Yokohama.

Just when I lowered my head and took out my phone to check if I was on my way, my shoulder suddenly bumped into a passing pedestrian.

"hug……"

Just when I raised my head to apologize, I suddenly met a pale face.

It's summer, but this guy is wearing a white felt hat, his black hair is spread out in front of his forehead, and my vigilant expression is reflected in his beautiful purple eyes.

He raised the corners of his lips, and his voice was low and pleasant, but I always felt that there was some dangerous aura hidden in it.

"Sorry, miss."

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