[Comprehensive] I can't keep my hero license

Maybe she didn't feel anything about this scene, but in the eyes of others, it was indeed very dazzling.

The girl stood on her tiptoes and wrapped her arms around the tall and handsome hero's neck affectionately.Due to the difference in height, almost her whole body was tilted to the side, and a strand of blond hair in a braid behind her ear was loosened, slipping into the man's mixed red and white hair.

It looks very intimate, like a pair of inseparable lovers.

Nakahara Chuya, who was worried that exposing his relationship with Hanazaki Aoi in front of the hero would cause trouble for the girl, pretended not to know her until Bakugo Katsuki and his party left, and briefly explained a few words to Akutagawa Ryunosuke. After expressing that he would personally explain to the BOSS that he would intervene in his task of protecting the goods, he used his supernatural ability to chase after him.

Nakahara Nakaya, who has known Aoi Hanazaki for seven years, knew when the girl tried to beat herself to death just now, and she didn't listen to his explanation at all.

As for that pig's head of Aoi Hanazaki, he could tell with a strand of hair that she couldn't figure it out by herself.

Thinking of this and planning to find an opportunity to explain again, Zhong Yuanzhong also saw the scene just now.

He stood condescendingly on a high place, and the scene reflected in his irises made him frown unconsciously.

"cut."

The brown-haired man snorted, and his slender black gloved hand took out the cell phone in his pocket and dialed.

Although what he saw made him feel a little uncomfortable, Nakahara, who was still confident in his girlfriend, also tried to make his tone sound normal.

Even though there was a strong jealousy in this tone, which he didn't even realize.

"Hey, what are you guys doing?"

At first I didn't understand what Chuya Nakahara was referring to.

Then I saw the humanoid little angel Hong Jiaodong on the side of my head.

The expression on my face froze for 0.01 second, and then I understood the hidden truth behind Nakahara Chuya's problem—even though I overeat and weighed eight catties in the warm embrace of Little Cake, my charm is still pervasive.

I am one step closer to my dream of "raising six or seven handsome boys to dance tap dances in front of Zhongya in the Central Plains and make him mad at him".

Excuse me, let me proudly akimbo first.

One second, two seconds...ten seconds, okay, I'm satisfied.

In order to prevent the cute little Hong Jiaodong next to me from getting suspicious, I pointed to the phone, gestured to him and walked a little further.

The little angel who nodded and left was immediately surrounded by terrifying support groups.

"This beautiful girl is hooking up with a handsome guy." I said proudly, and tried my best to convey my inner pride and pride, disdain and nobility to Nakahara Chuya through my tone.

Ah, as expected of me, who has read the tenth level of Chinese, I can speak well.

You see, that guy in Zhongya, Zhongyuan, was so shocked by my arrogance that he couldn't say a word for a long time.

"... Aoi." He called my name seriously, and then said to me in a heavy tone, "did you hit your head again when you were on a mission this month when I was away?"

I was one second away from having a heart attack.

Very good, even if the old love is over, I have a little thought about this guy. I am a little pig flying into the blue sky. I will blacklist this scumbag's phone number when I go back later.

"Chuya Zhongyuan." I imitated his tone just now, and called out his name solemnly.

"Ok?"

"I'm not done with you."

"……what?"

"I'm going to bribe the owner of the bar you often go to. You'd better not drink. I'm going to bribe him to add sweat medicine to your drink."

Zhongyuan Zhongyuan was once again shocked by my words. I saw his figure tilted slightly on the tall building in the distance, and almost lost his pretentious stance and fell from the upstairs.

"Hey, you guy, didn't you listen to a word I said just now?" There was a hint of despair and helplessness in his tone.

I used my brain that has been useless for hundreds of years to think about what Nakahara Chuya said to me just now.

It's a pity that only the speech of the straight man who said my brain was broken is left in my mind.

The man's sigh came from the other end of the phone accompanied by a slight electric sound. He raised his hand and rubbed the center of his brows, and said again, "I didn't mean to hide from you that I belong to the Mafia."

Bah, believe you, I really got punched in the head.

...Wait, is it because I'm so stupid because Katsuki Bakugo has always given my precious head a fist of love since he was a child?

I strolled to the edge of the harbor and stared at my reflection in the slightly undulating water.

Hey, I said why the more I look at my head, the more asymmetrical my head becomes. It's all Katsuki's fault.

"Anyway, if you, a scumbag who dared to break up with me, appear in front of me again, I will..." I choked up a bit, unable to figure out what to threaten him with.

Zhong Yuanzhong on the other end of the phone was also silent for two seconds, "... Huh? When did I break up with you?"

His tone sounded innocent.

But being smart and witty, I will never be deceived again.

after all--

"Bah, it's not that we broke up. What do you want me to disappear for a month?"

"A month ago, I..."

"Kui Jiang!" I was startled by the sudden voice in my ear, and I threw the mobile phone out of my hand reflexively, and used it to demonstrate what is called an amateur circus ball throwing operation in a busy corner. At that time, I was patted heavily on the shoulder by the two hands of the visitor.

I watched my mobile phone bid farewell to me, fled to the embrace of the sea, and drifted to the distance of freedom.

"Ahaha, I misremembered the time, it seems that it's over?"

In addition to my unlovable face on the sea surface, there is Osamu Dazai's innocent smiling face scratching his head with one hand.

Damn why.

I looked at my lovely mobile phone, the lover who had accompanied me through countless years, the existence more important than my life, disappeared from my sight bit by bit.

Then I turned around abruptly, grabbed Osamu Dazai who was still laughing by the collar, and shook him with all my strength, "You bastard, do you know what you did just now, bastard!!"

"Huh?" Osamu Dazai blinked innocently, and then he showed an expression of sudden realization, "That's right, it's okay, I'll help Aoi-chan get it back."

……what?

I loosened my grip on his collar, and then I saw Osamu Dazai with his hands in the pockets of his windbreaker, smiling and walking towards the edge of the port, muttering to himself in a cheerful tone, "Ah , Maybe I can succeed in suicide this time.”

……I lost.

If Osamu Dazai jumped into the sea today, I would probably have a love and peace confrontation with that young white-headed Akutagawa Ryunosuke just now as soon as I opened the door tomorrow.

Hey, no, is it not in line with my hero status if I think this way?

Well, please forget about the previous ones.

I, Aoi Hanazaki, as a hero who once solemnly swore to dedicate his life to serving the people, will never allow the young man who lost his footing to commit suicide in front of my eyes.

I'm going to be touched by myself.

So I grabbed the back collar of his windbreaker, and said to Osamu Dazai who turned his head to look at me with puzzled eyes, "Be sober, Dazai, justice in Yokohama still needs your thin and small body to maintain."

He blinked, then grinned, "Ah, Kui-chan is indeed a hero."

... Tsk, I think he is mocking me, but unfortunately I have no proof.

For the time being, Osamu Dazai, who committed suicide by jumping into the sea from here, stood up straight, and patted the hem of the windbreaker that fell to the ground when I was dragging him just now.

I just remembered that Chuya Chuya was going to tell me something just now...?

I glanced back at the roof he had just stood on.There was nothing there, except for the endless blue sky and strangely shaped white clouds.

Forget it, he wouldn't say anything nice anyway.

"T-Mr. Dazai!! Don't always disappear suddenly!" Just as I turned my head to look for the trace of Chuya Nakahara, I saw a boy in overalls and a white shirt running towards him waving his hands in the distance.

He ran up to the smiling Dazai Osamu, propped his knees and said out of breath.

I turned around and looked at the boy a few times.

Then I decided to introduce him to a hairdresser.

As an obsessive-compulsive disorder, I now like to cut his bangs and sideburns symmetrically.

"Kunikida-kun?" I tentatively called out to the boy, remembering the snarl on the phone to Osamu Dazai.

He looked up at me blankly, then pointed a finger at himself, tilting his head in confusion.

"Hahaha no, Aoi sauce." Osamu Dazai explained kindly, "This is Atsu-kun."

The boy who heard Dazai's voice straightened up, bowed slightly to me politely, "Hello, I'm Atsushi Nakajima."

Oh, so that guy named Kunikida has been so angry that Dazai has lost his ability to fight, so he has to change his partner again?

Thinking of this, I felt that it was a crime for me to complain about the boy's hairstyle just now.

I stretched out my hand and patted the shoulder of this young man named Atsushi Nakajima, who was about to go the same way as Kunikida in the near future, "It's really hard for you to partner with a weakling like Dazai."

I took a business card from my pocket and gave it to him, and continued to say righteously, "If you are really exhausted physically and mentally and can't stand this guy anymore, call me and I'll beat him up for you."

The white-haired boy was taken aback by what I said, I think he was probably too moved to speak, he was silent for a full minute before he came back to his senses, "Huh? Mr. Dazai? No, no, Mr. Dazai is much stronger than me, thanks to Mr. Dazai's supernatural ability, I can get to where I am today."

"Don't explain it to him..." I stopped suddenly in the middle of speaking.

Did the kid talk about supernatural powers just now?

With an indifferent expression, I turned my head to look at Osamu Dazai, "Extraordinary ability?"

He blinked innocently, then suddenly stretched out his clenched right hand and tapped lightly on the open palm of his left hand, "Ah, I just told Kui Jiang that I'm an ordinary person, I didn't say that I'm not different." ability."

...Fuck you, Osamu Dazai took advantage of my wording loopholes after last time "I said that I paid back the money on the 2nd, but I didn't say which year the 2nd was from, Aoi-chan misunderstood me."

I take back what I said just now that I, as a hero, must never watch the delinquent boy commit suicide in front of my eyes.

It won't work if anyone persuades me - today I will let Dazai Osamu feel the breath of the sea.

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