Addicted to Pokemon GO [Zhongyingmei]

Deadpool, a man who broke through the dimensional wall.

He knows many things.

For example, he knows that the world he lives in is the Two-dimensional of comics and film and television works, and he also knows that he is now playing an important role in bullying two villains in a novel.

He even knew that the reason Edney White couldn't catch her beloved Pikachu was not because of her black face, nor was it because of the non-existent Voldemort's curse, but that the author didn't intend for her to be in this article at all. Catch it before it's over.

Speaking of it, it's just a novel so he can't bring his own bgm, which makes him a little unhappy.

...And he can't say too obscene words so that the barrage that comes with him will be greatly reduced.

Thinking of this, Deadpool punched the clown in the face unhappily, and then kicked Loki in the ass.

"Long-distance mages are crispy skin." Deadpool looked at Loki and clicked his tongue, "I have seen the scene where you were thrown five times in a row by Lu Fatty. I will never forget that stupid look. I suggest you click your own Close combat skill tree, otherwise it will always be overwhelmed by others."

He turned his head to look at the clown who took out the knife, and while fighting with him, he was still talking nonsense: "How many people have you scratched with this knife? Why don't you talk, don't you like telling stories the most? Let’s listen to one, but don’t say ‘How did I get the scar next to my mouth’, can you change it to something fresh?”

Joker is no match for Deadpool.

He obviously stabbed the knife into Deadpool's shoulder, but the dead waiter recovered as soon as he pulled it out.

Soon he was thrown to the ground like Loki.

But unlike Loki who looked angry, the Joker was very happy.

He lay on the ground and smiled strangely: "Who are you? You seem to know about me."

"Looking at your face, I feel like I'm in a circus." Deadpool stepped on the clown's face, leaving his own cool shoe prints on his pale face, " I'm not the same as you, I'm a man who knows half of the sky and everything on the earth, simply put, I'm cheating. And you're just a frog in a well, you don't know anything when you get out of Gotham."

"Not always."

"Do you know what color underwear Captain America is wearing today? Do you know that Wolverine used his claws to crack the phone screen while playing "go"? You know that Professor X bought a new hair growth agent online today ?"

clown:"……"

Tell him quickly if there is something wrong with this person.

"Hey, the second princess of God's Domain, I really don't understand why you, a villain from Marvel, want to get together with a villain from DC. It won't lead to good results. By the way, yours seems to be very The brother who makes girls like him misses you to death! But—” Deadpool turned the topic to Loki again.He lowered his eyes and looked towards an indescribable place in Loki, his eyes were quite... lewd.

He said: "I heard that your dong is quite big too? After all, Tom Hiddleston only needs to wear tighter pants, and that place will be more obvious..."

Loki:? ? ?

He didn't care about Loki's very bad face at all, Deadpool continued to talk, and the jump of the topic made it difficult to understand whether he was talking to himself or something.

"By the way, when will I have a fateful meeting with Xiao Chongzi? After joining the fork man, I have already talked about being invincible all over the world. I am too suffocated." Deadpool looked up at the sky, and then Looking at Loki again, "Oh, I didn't say that sentence to you just now, I know you don't understand, but it doesn't matter if you don't understand, because..."

He paused.

Because he saw Edney White walking towards her with her head buried in her phone.

The others were fleeing to the outside of the square, and now it was as if the place had been cleared, and it was so empty that only a few of them were left.

And Edney, who didn't know what just happened, was still addicted to the game, looking for the rare fire elves in Trafalgar Square in her [nearby elves] list.

Deadpool waved his hand at her and shouted in a sweet tone: "Hi~! Baby Ed~~~!!!"

Edney shivered subconsciously.

This familiar voice and boring tone... Could it really be Wade Wilson?

Her parents kept her out of the Muggle world when she was a teenager.But the more this is the case, the more curious the children are.And the so-called curiosity killed the cat is talking about her - if she hadn't run away from home and sneaked into the Muggle world to "wander" in the Muggle world, she would never have met Wade Wilson, who was so strange, and was dragged around by him flirting...

As soon as she heard this voice, she immediately woke up from the world of "go", and looked up at the past with the awareness of the president's needle eye.Looking at it, she really saw a scene that she couldn't bear to look directly at.

Two cosplay masters are being stepped on by Deadpool in a magical posture...

Wait, that's the Joker? ? ?

Edney paused.

But Deadpool still warmly invited her over: "Little Ed, have you forgotten your dear brother Wade? This really makes me sad. When you were young, I spent all my life's teasing skills." give it to you."

Seeing that she still didn't move, Deadpool looked at his feet suddenly, and said, "Don't worry, Deadpool's father, who has seen through everything, has already taken care of these two hot chickens."

Edni looked down at the two hot chickens in Deadpool's mouth, and then looked up at Deadpool: "...Are you a marsh jumping fish, and you have seen through everything."

Upon hearing this, Deadpool was overjoyed: "How do you know that my ID is Marsh Leaping Fish? I just joined the "go" player exchange group, and I haven't had time to talk in it yet? But what do you think this nickname is? How? How did that phrase go? But Marsh Leap has seen it all - don't you think that's cool? How it fits me - Deadpool has seen it all!"

Edney: "..."

I suddenly felt that the player base would set off a bloodbath in the future.

Wait, now is not the time to think about this...

"Why is the clown in London...?" Edney took out her wand and took a few steps forward.

"Shouldn't you ask me why I know the clown first?" Deadpool pretended to be surprised.

Edney shook her head: "You always look like you know everything."

"Okay," Deadpool spread his hands, "I think the clown is just lonely, after all, there are not many beautiful girls in Arkham Asylum. Well, there are probably no beautiful boys either? He catches elves? How about you hire me, brother clown? I'm overdrawn at the bank and need some money, really."

The Joker let out a strange laugh at Deadpool's feet.

Edne hadn't forgotten that the Joker was her former boss.

After all, she also took other people's compensation, but she still hasn't completed the task.Seeing Deadpool with max power value stepping on him now, she felt a little distressed: "...so what are you going to do with them?"

Deadpool thought for a while: "The clown is under the control of DC, it's none of my business. Although Loki is also Marvel's, it's also a mess left by the Avengers, so I don't bother to participate. Besides, now the little bug is also Haven't joined the Avengers yet."

"...I don't understand what you're talking about at all."

"What I want to say is——" Deadpool looked up at the sky, "Stand at attention! American citizens! The Avengers are coming! Uh... I want to complain a long time ago, don't you think this color scheme is the same as scrambled eggs with tomatoes? ?”

As soon as Deadpool finished speaking, Tony Stark, wearing Iron Man equipment, landed in front of them.

Edney looked at the other party's red and gold steel armor, and was stunned: "...I also think it looks a bit like it."

"But judging from the color ratio, it seems that the addition of tomatoes is a bit too much." Deadpool shook his head and nodded again, "I don't like tomatoes very much, but the scrambled eggs with tomatoes in Chinatown taste pretty good. But recently Looking at it from a distance, I think his helmet is a bit like my rice cooker."

"Is this the color of your rice cooker?"

"Yeah, how festive."

"..." Tony Stark opened his helmet to reveal his face, and asked inexplicably, "What are you talking about?"

"We are discussing whether to go to eat Chinese food later." Deadpool's eyes lit up, "I heard that you are the only one in the Avengers who has a mouth besides the little bug, I think we can sit down and talk in detail one time."

"What little bug?"

"Okay, okay, okay, I was too excited, and I got the timeline wrong again. Ignore what I just said." Deadpool pointed to his feet, "Do you want to put these two things first? Grab a hot chicken, let's continue to talk about the color matching of tomato scrambled eggs? But then again, you came much faster than I thought. Are you alone, where is Captain America? To tell you the truth, I just talked to Joker made a bet, I said I knew what color underwear Captain America was wearing today—"

Tony originally came to London to contact Azkaban, trying to inquire about the Rubik's Cube from Dolohov.

But just arrived here, before getting in touch with the British Ministry of Magic, he was told that Loki had appeared in Trafalgar Square.

However, he didn't see any Loki, only Edney White, and——

"Steve won't show you his underwear. I know you, you're Deadpool from the X-Men?" Tony looked at Deadpool, then at Edney, "You're there too? So Where is Loki?"

"Shouldn't you wash your eyes?" Deadpool looked at his feet, "Isn't he—"

Then he shut up.

Because there is no Rocky under his feet, and there is no Joker.

There are only two fire hydrants lying down and being teased.

"...Actually, I just wanted to ask you why you stood on the fire hydrant." Tony glanced to one side.

Deadpool immediately understood that he was tricked by Loki with illusion.

Although Loki can't create illusions with entities now, it is still no problem to attach the appearance of illusions to other things.

He gasped: "Then I just kicked the fire hydrant's ass??? And—with Rocky's thin body, how did I move these two fire hydrants here??? "

Oh, he forgot there were clowns.

Deadpool raised his arms and hugged his head, making a super-collapsed look: "They are actually working together——!"