Addicted to Pokemon GO [Zhongyingmei]

Tony Stark left the square to look for Loki before Captain America rushed over from the United States with the other Avengers.

And Edney and Deadpool, who were a step late, were then invited to drink tea by Scotland Yard.

Lestrade rushed back immediately after receiving the news, knowing that he had missed Iron Man, he was extremely disappointed in his heart.

But when he saw Edney White, this disappointment immediately turned into despair.

He once again showed a mixed expression to Edney: "Adney White, why is it you again..."

Hearing what he said, Edney was really wronged.

"It's really not my fault this time, Mr Inspector," she spread her hands and showed Lestrade her mobile phone screen, "I really just went to Trafalgar Square to catch an elf , if you don’t believe me, you can read my message records in the player exchange group.”

Of course Lestrade knew what she was doing there, because he was the baby bear in the player exchange group.

He coughed a few times in embarrassment, then looked at the man sitting next to Edney, who was leaning on the back of the chair in a very seductive posture, with his legs crossed on his desk, and asked, "... ...this gentleman, are you?"

Before that, Deadpool ran to the toilet in Scotland Yard to change his clothes secretly under the excuse of going to the toilet.

At this time, he was wearing his red tights and his red headgear, no matter how he looked, he looked like a snake addicted to cosplay.

"I'm the sexiest man in the world, and the most popular bastard in the Marvel universe." Deadpool leaned forward in a perfect sitting position and brought the ballpoint pen and file paper on Lestrade's desk, swish Shua Shua drew a q version of himself on it, and wrote a line of words——Hi!I am Deadpool!

He stuffed the graffiti into Lestrade's hand, and started chattering non-stop, and even sang, "If you want to know more details, ~ the shoes I wear are Japanese , i wear british trousers and a russian hat but my heart belongs to india~ hey what do you guys think of this song? i listened to it in a taxi in my solo movie Arrived."

What is a personal film?Lestrade didn't want to know.

"Oh, well..." As soon as he spoke, he was interrupted by Deadpool.

He opened his leather gloves and glanced at the cartoon watch on his wrist: "Oh! I've been here for 10 minutes and 35 seconds. I can't go to the street to catch elves. I seem to be dying! Oh! ! Poor Deadpool."

"..."

Having Edne White here was enough to give Lestrade a headache, and now another ancestor came.

This was the first time that Lestrade sincerely hoped that Sherlock Holmes would come over quickly...

He sighed, sat down across from the two of them, pulled out the ballpoint pen that Deadpool had just inserted into the potting soil on the table, tore off the page of archive paper he had scribbled on, crumpled it up and threw it into the garbage can.

However, as soon as he finished this series of actions, Deadpool shouted in a shrill voice: "Hey! How could you do this to him! That's my q version of the character, and the only thing Marvel can satisfy me is this q The design of the version of the characters."

"...my pot." Although he didn't know what he was talking about, Lestrade silently picked up the piece of paper from the trash can, flattened it and stuffed it back into Deadpool's hand.

"Okay, seeing your attitude is so good, I decided to listen to what you want to say." Deadpool took his graffiti, crumpled it up and threw it out of the window, "Congratulations Deadpool—the goal has been scored!! "

Edney gave the Inspector of Scotland Yard a distressed look.

Obviously because of the appearance of Deadpool, she is no longer the person who Lestrade has the most headache.

"..." Lestrade watched his file fly out of the window in a perfect parabola, and was silent for a few seconds again.He decided not to talk nonsense with these two snake spirits anymore, and the most important thing is to finish the business quickly, "Ahem, Mr. Sherlock Holmes will be here soon. What happened in Trafalgar Square."

"Sherlock Holmes? Wait, my timeline is a bit messed up," Deadpool moved his legs off the desk, dragged the chair and sat closer, with his hands resting on his chin with a curious look, "Is it the one created by Conan Doyle at the end of the 21th century, or the one written by Magic Special in the 21st century? ... Or "Basic Deduction"? Awow, let me guess, since I am in London in the [-]st century , That should be the one of Moute, right? Seriously, I have long wanted to send the blade to that mentally retarded Moute! Or tell me his home address, and I’m going to smash his windows——!”

Lestrade looked confused.

Edney sighed and comforted him: "He has always been like this, don't pay too much attention to what he said."

Lestrade felt that after such a long time, Edney White finally said something reliable.He also knew that if he understood Deadpool's words one day, he might not be far from becoming a lunatic.

"Hey, don't show such expressions, my little Ed, and this Mr. Inspector who is nicknamed Baby Bear and looks as silly and cute as Baby Bear. I'm wearing overalls, and It's not a fig leaf." Not paying attention to Lestrade's shocked expression, Deadpool was fiddling with the potted plant on the desk, accidentally pulled a leaf from it, and dug up a piece of soil to bury the leaf in it as a cover-up.

He struggled for a long time before continuing, "Since you asked the question sincerely—"

Deadpool looked at Edney and gave her a wink.

"..." Edney curled her lips and received it dryly, "We will tell you mercifully..."

Deadpool: "To prevent the world from being destroyed!"

Edney: "In order to maintain the peace of the world..."

Deadpool: "Practice love and true evil!"

Edney: "...a cute and charming villain."

"Deadpool!"

"..."

"You should say Edney. We are death squads traveling through the galaxy! White holes, white tomorrows are waiting for us! That's it, meow~" Deadpool grabbed his hood, trying to make two for himself. Here come the cat ears.

Lestrade was dumbfounded: "So what happened..."

"I thought we had explained it clearly just now?" Deadpool's eyes widened, even though he was wearing a hood, only two pieces of white cloth could be seen, "That's how things are, in order to maintain world peace, I stop I was shot in the head because of the atrocities Loki and the clown committed against the people of London! And those two villains actually tricked me with illusions and made me beat two electric poles for a long time! Replaced by two beauties It's better than this."

"...It's actually a fire hydrant," Edney corrected.

Deadpool snorted: "There is no difference, they both want breasts and no breasts, butts and no butts."

Lestrade: "..."

At that moment, Lestrade looked at Deadpool, as if: Babe, Dad is very disappointed in you.

"Wait a minute, I haven't finished yet. Then Iron Man came, although he didn't help anything, just came to make soy sauce. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh——" Deadpool suddenly stopped, bumping his head to the table.

Although he was wearing a hood, no one could see his expression clearly, but Edney could somehow feel that it was the legendary regret.

Lestrade thought something bad happened: "Then what happened to Iron Man?"

However, it was completely different from the critical moment he had imagined.

Deadpool said: "When he said, 'I know you, you're the Deadpool from the X-Men', I should have said, 'I know you too, you're the tall, rich, handsome Tony Avengers. Big shit! Ahh what a mistake. Stupid Deadpool!"

This is full of malice...

Lestrade wiped his sweat.

"Okay, let's not talk about this, I'm starting to get bored." Deadpool turned out his cartoon watch again, "When is Benedict Cumberbatch coming? Oh——that's a really fucking name It’s so long, it’s like burying your face in a bathtub full of water and blowing bubbles.”

"Sorry...who?" Lestrade felt it was too difficult to communicate with him.

Deadpool also felt very distressed.

As a man who sees through everything and touches the fourth wall, sometimes he always messes up the dimensions.

"Forget what I just said," he said again, "I meant the guy with the extra long face and the curly hair."

"You mean Sherlock Holmes?" Lestrade recalled Sherlock's appearance, and said uncertainly, "He is rushing over."

"He's really slow, so I'll play the game first." Deadpool complained, took out a mobile phone from his tights pocket, and opened "go".While logging in, he didn't forget to glance at Edney, only to find that she had already been playing on the sidelines, "It's so boring, Eddie, I mean why don't you say anything for a long time. What level are you?" Is it? Hey, hot chicken—come and see your brother Wade’s account.”

Edney looked helplessly at the mobile phone that Deadpool handed to her nose. His id name was Deadpool, and his level was many levels higher than hers.

Deadpool poked open the elf list under his account: "Look at the achievements of elf trainer Mr. Deadpool."

"..." Edney felt that it would be better for her to be blind.She pointed at his mobile phone screen, "You changed Kuailong's name to Fatty, I can understand that. But what is a garlic turtle?"

"Wonderful Frog Seed."

"Where's the purple shit?"

"Of course it's Arbor Snake."

"A piece of shit...?"

"Gophers. Three gophers are three pieces of shit."

"..." Edney almost lost her breath.She pointed to Big Needle Bee, who had been strengthened by Deadpool to the highest CP value at the current level, "What about this one???"

"Bumblebee. Such a vivid name! Hey, why are you looking at me like this?" Deadpool laughed, "This is what I saw on Twitter, a black guy who doesn't know Pokemon is playing "go" The wrong name from time to time. I have to say, what a genius he is! Don't you think so?"

Edney: "..."

Lestrade: "..."

Who will drag this snake spirit out? ? ?

Lestrade looked up in despair, and saw the savior: "Sherlock, you are finally here—"

"Aha, let me just say it," Deadpool followed Lestrade's gaze, and his eyes fell on Sherlock's face, "Look, long face, curly hair - I knew it was this Holmes! "