Addicted to Pokemon GO [Zhongyingmei]

Edney looked at Voldemort's angry face, confused.

What should I do, if I accidentally discovered the dark history of the Great Demon King, will it be silenced...

However, the picture she expected of Voldemort's rage did not come.He didn't reward her with forgetfulness, and he didn't give her a heart attack.

...So she shrank her head and obediently got out.

After running far away, she squatted down at a corner, and after panting for a long time, her mind was no longer blank.

So what just happened...?

This is not a dream.

Edney stretched out her hand and grabbed her cheek hard, it hurt so much.

She is not very familiar with Captain America.Only because of Iron Man Tony Stark did she learn that Captain America was a World War II superhero who traveled through time (not) to modern times.

And counting Voldemort's age, he happened to be in his teens during World War II, the age when he worshiped superheroes.Maybe when he was a child, he also said the vow "I will become a superhero like Captain America in the future", which is very touching to think about.

But what the hell are Pokemon figures?That's something that only appeared at the end of the [-]th century...

She changed her mind——

Could it be that Voldemort cursed her so she could never catch Pikachu?

Alas.

It seems reasonable.

On the second day, actual combat training continued.Voldemort acted as if nothing had happened, but the only difference was that he used a stronger spell...

Edney also wisely did not mention the matter of discovering his little secret. After a week of fumbling, Hogwarts started, and she finally finished the special training course for the Great Demon King.

"Go away, don't let me see your face again." These were the last words Voldemort said to her.

She seemed to be no longer afraid of Voldemort, and even thought he was a bit cute in contrast.

Before she left, she thought about asking him about Pikachu's curse, but she swallowed it back when the words came to her lips.

It's better not to continue to make a big death, um.

Edney went back to her home and let her head go blank for a while before thinking about what to do next.

After a few weeks of eating and drinking for free in Voldemort's manor, it was time for her to return to the daily routine of boosting and making money.

Seriously, she misses her "go" so much.

She then opened a chat group that she hadn't logged in for a long time, and sent a message.

[Fat Keding]: Continue to accept the list of catching elves~ Designated elves and monthly subsistence accounts are fine.Don't take Pikachu and the Gym competition for the time being, okay? =v=

[Wonderful Frog Seed]: Yo, long time no see→_→

[Little Charmander]: Where have you been all this time?

[Fat Keding]: Oh, my dad hired me a tutor

[Cuckoo]: Pfft, tutor...

[Ibrahimovic]: Is the big devil tutor? →_→

[Fat Keding]: How do you know...

[Zhengdian Paipai]: The whole school has spread the word, of course we will know.

[Negative Electric Pai Pai]: Yes, yes, how does it feel to be the tutor of the Great Demon King?

[Fat Keding]: ...the contrast is cute.

[Cuckoo]:? ? ?

[Shaking Ban]: Are you out of your mind? ? ?

[Fat Keding]: You are the only one with a mental illness...

[Coconut Egg Tree]: I still don’t know what you are talking about

[Wonderful Frog Seed]: Hey, at first glance, they know each other in reality

[Little Charmander]: Experience the feelings of people who eat melons, you guys, it looks very interesting but you can’t get the connotation at all, this feeling is very uncomfortable →_→ [Negative Electric Pat]: We know it’s wrong

[Positive Electric Paipai]: We know we are wrong

[Fat Keding]: Alright, you guys...

[Fat Keding]: So today a cute little angel boss came to feed me! _(:3ゝ∠)_

【Line Ball】: 0.0

[Ibrahimovic]: no

[Negative Electric Pat]: No

【Baby Bear】: No

[Positive Electric Pat]: No

[Negative electricity pat]: You broke up our baby bear again

[Baby Bear]: ... My pot, my pot

This should be her daily life!

Edney chatted happily in the group for a while, and then someone poked her in a private chat.

It was the boss she didn't take the order from last time.

[Darkley]: Are you free now?

[Fat Keding]: Mmmm!

[Darkley]: Then do you accept the order for the monthly subscription power leveling account?

[Fat Keding]: Pick up the boss! ~(≧▽≦)/~

[Fat Keding]: Does the boss specify any desired Pokemon?

[Darkley]: No.

[Fat Keding]: Good 0.0

In this way, the order was finalized smoothly, and Aideni felt that she was very lucky when she saw her reward from online banking.

Except, of course, that you'll never catch Pikachu.

When Edney was finally liberated from Voldemort's manor, the clown who was captured by Batman and returned to Arkham Asylum couldn't hold back.

Although no one can control him in Arkham, he is really tired of catching elves among lunatics and criminals with a mobile phone all day long.

...Because no matter what he catches, they are all mice.

If it's not Lada, it's Lada, if it's Nidoran, it's Nidoran. It's his luck to see a Nidorino occasionally.

Gotham is boring, and so is Batman.Even playing "go" can't catch interesting elves.

Everything seemed too boring——!

Just as the clown was squatting in the corner of the wall growing mushrooms, babbling non-stop, he saw the news on TV.

The news reported that "go" is becoming more and more popular, and the scenes of citizens from various countries gathering in public places to catch elves were broadcast.When the image of Trafalgar Square in London, England, flashed by, the clown saw a familiar figure.

— Edne White.

The clown grinned his bright red mouth and laughed: "Finally found something interesting again."

It was the first time in so many years that I stepped out of Gotham land, and I was a little excited when I thought about it.

As for how a criminal should smuggle from Gotham to London, the Joker said that he only needs to call Moriarty.

The clown's vest was not cleared from the player exchange group, so he easily got Edney's whereabouts - she was responding to the call in the player group to go to Trafalgar Square to catch the newly refreshed rare High cp fire elves.

However, the clown left early, and he searched around but didn't see Edney's shadow.

Moreover, the London citizens gathered here who were obsessed with "go" did not feel scared at all because of his face, but completely ignored his existence.This makes the clown who is in charge of the wind and rain in Gotham feel unbalanced.

So he took out his pistol and fired a shot into the sky.

The gunshot immediately caused commotion among the crowd, screaming one after another, and the people who were still obsessed with catching elves ran out of the square in panic.

The clown, who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, looked at the scene of people running for their lives with satisfaction, and was about to fire a second shot, but at this moment, someone behind him sneered.

He turned his head and saw a guy in a green robe with golden horns on his head.

clown:"……"

Could this be the... Elk Man who became famous in the Battle of New York?

The clown's overly painted face made it difficult for others to discern the subtle expressions on his face, so at this moment Loki didn't see the flash of disgust on the clown's face clearly.

Then Loki gave the clown a slightly mocking smile, turned to the direction where the crowd was fleeing, and said with a loudspeaker voice: "Stop—!"

The people in fear were shocked by this threat with special effects, and they couldn't help but stopped tremblingly.

Before the battle of New York, Loki's face had been spread around the world through the news, and at this time someone had already recognized him.

He continued to activate the ability he had just recovered by [-] to [-]%, and used illusion to duplicate his appearance, surrounding Trafalgar Square, blocking the way for people to escape.

Loki looked at the tiny humans in front of him, as if he was looking at a group of ants.

He spoke again: "Now, kneel to me—"

Loki's destructive power in the Battle of New York was obvious to all. At this moment, no one dared to stand up against Loki.They all still remember that the old man who refused to kneel to Loki in the news last time was directly knocked down mercilessly by him.

Loki glanced at the crowd kneeling in front of him with satisfaction, turned his head and said to the clown, "See? This is how villains behave."

The clown didn't speak, he is very upset now.

But Loki was still giving his own speech: "This is human beings - in my opinion, they are just a group of ants! Slavery is the characteristic of this group of mortals that will never change. When I fully recover my divine power, I will be able to Take control of this earth with ease again—!!"

The Joker glanced casually at Loki, then raised his hand to touch the shadow he had created with illusion.

His hand directly penetrated the shadow with the same hair as Loki, without touching anything.

The clown smiled, and the scars on both sides of his mouth made his smile look ironic: "You want to use this to rule the earth, an illusion that can't even be created by entities?"

Before Loki could angrily retort him, the Joker raised his own pistol and shot the man closest to him in the head.

He watched the man fall to the ground with a bang, then turned his head to look at Loki, and returned what the other party had just said to him: "This is how a villain behaves."

Loki's divine power has only recovered by [-]-[-]%, which is not enough to create a physical illusion.

And because of this, he was ridiculed by a human being!He is the second princess of the fairy palace (not), how can he bear this kind of thing?

Loki was furious immediately, and shouted at the clown: "Stupid mortal! You—"

...then he was knocked to the ground.

But it wasn't the Joker who punched him.

The man whose head had been crushed by the clown was standing in front of Loki alive, and said helplessly, "It seems that you miss the fat five in a row very much."

He wears a hat and a mask, covering most of his face, but enough for the Joker to spot his burnt-out features.

The clown showed a rare look of shock.

This person, who was shot in the head by him just now, obviously couldn't live anymore.But now he actually jumped up from the ground like a carp, and directly knocked Loki to the ground? ? ?

"I really can't figure out why the author didn't arrange for me to appear until now. I kindly changed my clothes and came to the square to catch elves, and even gave me a bullet." The man who was hit in the head by a bullet but still alive and well turned around Turning around, looking at the clown, "Oh—hi! Are you the clown from DC?"

The clown had no idea what the man was talking about, so he pointed his gun at the man's head again.

But the man who was pointed at by the gun was still talking to himself.

He said, "—hello, I'm Deadpool."