[Comprehensive] Martyrdom is not a good civilization

When it was daylight, I opened my eyes in a daze and saw a black shadow standing in front of the tatami.

"Little Ayako, I'm going to work."

"Hmm... Terrible social animal." I buried my face in the quilt and said goodbye to Dazai in a low voice, "Best trip~"

"Well, I'm leaving."

Dazai lifted the quilt from my stuffy head and tucked it under my chin.

In the dim light, I only felt very at ease, and soon fell asleep again.

"Tuk tuk... tuk tuk..."

There were intermittent knocks on the door, the sound was as soft as if a monster was sealed in the room, and if the movement was louder, it would break through the door and eat people.

"Who is it..." I squinted my eyes and murmured as I sat up holding the quilt.

"Tuk Tuk..."

Of course no one would respond to me, but the door was knocked persistently.

I slowly stood up with my trousers up - Dazai's trousers were a bit too big, and I almost fell off them after sleeping.

Looking through the cat's eyes, standing outside is Cool Guy in a black suit and sunglasses who brings water to Dazai.

"Is something wrong?"

I opened the door to show my face, I was dressed too sloppily, and I was a little embarrassed to show my whole body.

Heishi was sweating profusely, and handed over the bag respectfully: "Mr. Dazai asked me to bring you breakfast and clothes. The breakfast is still hot, please eat it while it's hot."

"Oh, thank you."

"You are too kind!"

The black suit bowed excitedly, I looked at him inexplicably, and closed the door with the breakfast bag.

Last night, I wanted to chat with Dazai and go to sleep, but for some reason, I got more and more excited as I watched the cat movies, and I didn't get under the covers until early in the morning.

Dazai suffered a lot, passively stayed up late and had to go to work early in the morning.

I nibbled on the breakfast brought by Dazai's younger brother, not worried about his sleep at all.After all, Dazai is my object of annoyance now, and he can't feel well even if I'm unhappy, hmph.

After eating and drinking, I leaned against the back of the chair and stared blankly, as if I had entered old age early, and Dazai was supporting my grandson, working conscientiously for the unscrupulous boss and worrying about my breakfast.

What the hell... I covered my face with black lines.

There was a note on the wallet on the table - Xiao Lingzi remember to go home early when going out, otherwise Black Sauce would be hungry.

Oh, he was given a stone hammer.

I rested my chin in a daze with nothing to do—where else could I go? Without mobile navigation, a person with a normal sense of direction like me might not be able to come back when I go out.

Until the evening, I finally decided to go for a stroll, and I was afraid that I would be stupid if I stayed here.

I took off the sloppy temporary pajamas and put on the black skirt Dazai sent me.The skirt reaches to the knee, and it looks very cool with a black blazer.

I usually don’t pay much attention to my clothes, how comfortable I am, most of my clothes are forest brown or fresh and light colors, and I basically don’t wear pure black.

Well, wearing the upper body feels like walking with wind.

The evening sun is like a soft-boiled egg, and the light is beautiful and gorgeous.The clouds in the sky gradually changed from orange red to water red. I stretched out my five fingers to embrace the sun, and the fingertips were also dyed as if they were transparent.

I walked slowly all the way to enjoy the scenery along the way, and remember the landmark buildings by the way.Although Dazai will probably be able to find me if he gets lost, but I want to tease him now, and I can't be ashamed casually.

It was really hot in a suit and a small jacket in this weather. I raised my bangs on my forehead to breathe, and turned to go into a dessert shop with a grand decoration.

"Welcome~" The short hair of the waitress was refreshing, she put down the tray in her hand and walked over.

"Excuse me, do you have a banana boat? It must be super large..."

"boom!"

While I was asking, I looked up at the product introduction on the wall, and I happened to bump into someone.

"Ah, Mr. Detective's snacks."

A childish and frustrated voice came, I looked up and saw a handsome boy in a brown detective suit colliding with me.The snack bag he was holding was knocked crooked by me, and the bag was tilted to bring out fragmented small packages of snacks.

"Feel sorry!"

I knelt down to pick up the snacks and put them into the boy's arms, but when I looked up, I saw him looking at me strangely.

I was looked at by the boy, so I asked a little embarrassedly: "What's the matter?"

"you……"

The teenager put his finger on his chin and looked around me.I froze in place in bewilderment and embarrassment, and the waitress next to me covered her mouth and snickered for some reason.

The boy opened his sharp green eyes: "...not from here."

The smirking expression of the waitress turned into a puzzled expression, so I froze for a moment before reacting.

"I'm not from Yokohama..."

"That's not what I meant." The young man frowned in confusion, his eyes very surprised.

It doesn't mean that, can he tell at a glance that I am not from this world?

I took off my coat and put it on my arm, and made a split-second decision: "As an apology for knocking over your snacks, may I treat you to ice cream?"

"..." The boy nodded and fell into deep thought.

"Miss, please have a banana split and..."

I looked at the menu and struggled to choose what I wanted to eat at the beginning. As for what the boy liked, I looked at him and motioned for myself to choose.

"I want strawberry smoothie."

"And a strawberry smoothie!"

"OK, just a second."

One side of the dessert shop is a glass wall. The sunset falls through the glass on the small vase decorated on the table. The impatiens in the vase are slender and elegant, and the edges of the white petals are clear under the light and shadow.

I picked a small table with the best view by the glass wall, and the boy sat down with me in deep thought.

The atmosphere was a bit awkward when no one spoke, and I remembered the boy's self-proclaimed just now: "I'm Ayako Sakuradani, what's your name, Detective?"

"I'm Edogawa Ranpo."

Edogawa Ranpo's voice coincided with another person's voice—my name is Edogawa Conan, and I'm a detective.

Edogawa Ranpo... Isn't that a famous mystery novelist?

Hiss, so amazing.

I looked at Luanbu on the other side of the table in shock. The boy was full of childishness, and he couldn't tell he was a detective at all except for the detective uniform on his body.

But with Dazai Osamu, it wouldn't be surprising to have Edogawa Ranpo... It's not surprising at all!It's like the author of the text in the textbook suddenly appeared in front of you, everywhere is very strange.

"Huh?" Ranbu squinted at me, and his expression returned to calm after a while.

"The expression suddenly became very strange, you know me? No... you know Edogawa Ranpo?"

"...I don't know anyone."

I answered confusedly, should I say that it is Edogawa Ranpo? Now I don't doubt that he is a detective at all.

"Oh." Luanbu nodded without interest, not in the mood to ask further questions.

But I am interested, seeing a writer from another world, this is not something ordinary people can meet.Maybe you can ask Ranpo Yokohama if there is any fun place, and take the opportunity to strike up a conversation?

I pondered for a moment, then said carefully: "Well, may I ask..."

"Okay, you will be responsible for sending me back to the detective agency later."

"what?"

The voice of Luanbu was as confident and lazy as a cat: "There is a candy house that is very famous. I am responsible for recommending it. You find the way."

"Eh?"

I looked at Luanbu with a question mark on my face, how could it be that someone I don't know anywhere led the way?

"Because the famous detective doesn't know the way."

"But I don't know either."

Wandering alone is strolling, and wandering with random steps is also strolling. Two people are always more lively than one.

The ice cream was not ready, so Luanbu directly stuffed the phone to me, opened the snack bag and said vaguely, "Seven Islands Candy House."

What's the matter with the illusion of being pulled as a road sign, I looked at Luanbu and hesitated to speak.

"Do you want it?" Ranbu hesitantly took out a small box of pudding from the snack bag,

"No, thank you." I refused Luanpo's snacks and decided to go to the candy house with him.Ranpo really looks like a child.

The movement of eating snacks in disorder, paused for a moment and continued: "I'm not a child."

"..." Huh, mind reading?

"It's not mind reading. Also, Mr. Detective is older than you!"

"And said it wasn't mind reading, I obviously didn't say anything."

The ice cream was ready, I pushed the strawberry smoothie in front of Ranbu, he picked up a spoon and took a big bite angrily.

"This is reasoning, the reasoning of a famous detective!"

I blinked unconsciously: "That's it."

"Tuk Tuk."

There was a knock on the glass wall, and I saw Dazai standing in the afterglow of the setting sun, the shadow of his eyelashes covering his lower eyelids, with a gloomy expressionless expression.

I wanted to wave to Dazai, but saw him turn and leave.

"jingle--"

The wind chimes hanging on the dessert shop door rang, and there were cute prints on the door, Dazai opened the door and walked in.

Dazai's eyes fixed on me, and his iris pupils were thick and bright: "Little Ayako, you're home."

"Hello, Sakura Valley."

Luanbu bit the spoon and said in a vague voice, "I advise you, think about what you want to do, and you will be in trouble if you get involved with this kind of person."

I stuck my spoon in the banana split with a dazed look on my face.I think... I want to tease Dazai?Does this kind of person mean Dazai?

As for the trouble... Ranpo thinks I will be a scumbag to Dazai, and then he will make trouble for him?

Dazai raised his eyebrows at Ranpo: "As expected of a detective, but it's too late now."

I looked left and right with a dazed expression, Dazai and Ranpo could have a normal conversation without barriers, but I was confused.

"You are so stupid." Luanbu shook his head, fumbled for a moment from the snack bag, took out candy and stuffed it for me, then turned around and left with the middle-aged man in kimono outside the door.

Holding my breath in my chest, how stupid am I, obviously you are bullying honest people!

"jingle--"

The crisp sound of the wind chimes reverberating in the candy house, the waitress's eyes lingered on me and Dazai, and finally glanced at Luanbu outside the glass door, covering her mouth and smiling.

I couldn't bear the strange eyes of the waitress, so I grabbed Dazai and walked out of the dessert shop.

"Dazai, how do you know I'm here?"

Dazai hugged my coat and took out the wallet from his pocket.He opened the middle layer of the wallet, and there was a thing the size of a fingernail shining red light regularly.

"There is a tracker in the wallet."

"Why put it in a wallet, afraid of thieves?"

The temperature outside seemed to drop, so I rubbed my arms and took my coat and put it on.At this time, Dazai and I were both dressed in black, especially Dazai had a new wound on his face, as if he had just returned from a fight in the underworld.

Dazai helped me straighten my neckline, closed the wallet and stuffed it in my pocket: "No. Compared to being stolen, it is more difficult to find if it falls into the water. It is often lost after getting out of the water."

Dazai looked at me innocently, he was used to it.

"Need I praise you?"

"is it okay?"

"Of course! Dazai commits suicide by drowning and still remembers his wallet, that's really awesome~"

This is a standard slapstick tone, and I made faces at Dazai as I said it.

Hiss—wrong, why did I start sand sculpting when I promised to flirt with him?

I quickly restrained my expression and smiled gently at Dazai: "Where are we going now, Dazai?"

"Go to Lupin, Ayako has a good smile..."

I smile: "Huh?"

"…nice!"