Snow leopards like to bite their tails

The little scorpion took the Snow Wolf King and Liu Jiao around the company, and got acquainted with the company's environment. This day's mission was over.

The next day, the big manager found them: "Since you are familiar with the environment, let's do a task first to practice your hands!"

So the team of Little Scorpion, Snow Wolf King and Liujiao received their first task - collecting usury.

According to the message, the three of them ran to the door of a family, poured red oil on it, and blew their horns in public, "Please pay back the money—please pay back the money—please pay back the money..."

However, the family was unmoved, and the door was closed.

The little scorpion shouted loudly: "If you don't pay back the money, I will sting your whole family!"

As soon as the voice fell, the door opened, and a huge monster came out - the black bear spirit.

"What are you talking about?" The black bear stared at the little scorpion with a sullen look on his face.

The little scorpion immediately flinched behind Snow Wolf King and Liu Jiao, and said, "I'm also a younger brother, and these two are the bosses of our department. If you have something to say, just tell them."

Even Liujiao, who has experienced many battles, thinks he can't beat the black bear.To be honest, even a tiger might not be able to beat a black bear!

The little scorpion finally understood why the big manager said it was difficult to collect this account!

The black bear looked at a cat, a dog, and a small bug in front of him, and said, "Now elementary school chickens also collect usury like people?"

Liujiao had no choice but to say: "Brother Heixiong, there is no reason to speak loudly—"

The black bear opened its mouth wide and let out a groan, the sound shook hundreds of miles.The little scorpion was so frightened that it changed into its original form, and shrank into a ball, trying to reduce its sense of existence.

Liujiao was also a little confused.

The black bear spirit looked at Liujiao contemptuously: "Look, the loud voice is justified!"

The Snow Wolf King said, "So the eldest brother is planning not to pay back the money?"

"That's right!" Hei Xiong Jing said confidently, "If you have the ability, you can violently collect it!"

The Snow Wolf King said, "I understand, excuse me."

After speaking, Snow Wolf King took Liujiao and left.The little scorpion quickly followed.

The three of them sat down at a nearby restaurant and ordered a cup of milk tea.The little scorpion was still sitting on the table in the form of a scorpion, waving its pincers and said, "Why did you just leave? It hasn't even arrived yet!"

The Snow Wolf King picked up the IOU that the big manager gave them and looked at it: "This account is very old. No one wants to get it for such a long time. It is normal for our newcomers to not get it. Just treat it with a normal mind." .”

"Usually you're such an idiot!" The little scorpion said angrily, "Why did I just follow you two worthless elder brothers! You just came here, don't you want to show yourself well, are you a majestic? Otherwise, you airborne The manager won't accept anyone!"

Snow Wolf King said curiously: "What will happen if you are not convinced?"

"Uh..." Little Scorpion was stunned.

Liujiao didn't understand the reasoning, anyway, everything the Snow Wolf King said was right, so Liujiao repeated the machine: "What will happen?"

"It's not going to happen." The Snow Wolf King made a self-questioning conclusion.

"It's nothing." Liujiao nodded heavily, giving the Snow Wolf King an affirmative attitude.

But the little scorpion got angry and patted the table with his pliers and said, "Other teams will look down on us!"

"What will happen then?" Snow Wolf King asked.

"What will happen?" Liujiao repeated.

"This..." The little scorpion was dumbfounded by the two people's questions, and said for a while, "Maybe he will be bullied?"

The Snow Wolf King smiled: "I'd like to see who dares to bully us - don't you know my wife's fighting ability? Although he certainly can't beat a black bear, can he still beat poisonous insects?"

The little scorpion was immediately subdued by Snow Wolf King's logic: "That's right! Our colleagues are all poisonous insects, and the natural enemies of almost all poisonous insects are cats! We have cats, so what are we afraid of!"

"That's right." Snow Wolf King nodded, "Although we can't deal with foreign enemies, we can beat our own people! This is also an effective management method!"

Snow Wolf King once again made stupid remarks, but Liu Jiao didn't think there was any problem at all, nodded in agreement and repeated: "It's an effective management method!"

The little scorpion was shocked: "Oh my god, leader, you are so smart!"

Snow Wolf King said modestly: "It's okay, it's okay."

Liujiao also said, "It's okay."

Snow Wolf King said to Liujiao again: "Oh, Xiaojiao, when we go back, no matter who mocks us, don't talk back."

"Why?" Liujiao said in surprise, "Do you think I'm clumsy?"

"That's true..." Snow Wolf King laughed again, "Arguing and talking are pointless, just beat them up."

When Liujiao heard this, she nodded, "Okay! I'm good at this!"

The little scorpion has always been disrespected in the poison department, and now the opportunity to feel proud is coming, very excited, and said: "In order to enhance the power, I suggest that Brother Xiaojiao transform into his original form! This will arouse their instinctive fear even more, you Just sitting there, no one dares to provoke!"

Liujiao was about to agree, but Snow Wolf King said, "I don't agree."

"Why?" asked the little scorpion.

Of course, the Snow Wolf King couldn't say it was because Liujiao's original form was a snow leopard, and if he showed his original form, it would be revealing.So the Snow Wolf King said: "Couldn't Huayuan become naked? Although I'm a badass, I can't let my wife strip naked in public."

The little scorpion thought for a while and said, "Then am I taking off my clothes in public now?"

Snow Wolf King said, "It seems to be."

The little scorpion suddenly felt a little shy.

The three of them discussed and decided, and after finishing their meal in the restaurant, they went back to the poison department.The people in the poison department knew that the three-person team had gone to collect the account of the black bear spirit, and they were all waiting to see the jokes of the newcomers.

When the three of them came back, these poisonous substances approached them and asked with a smile, "How is it? Has the bill been recovered?"

The Snow Wolf King was about to answer, but before he even opened his mouth, Liujiao rushed forward and punched a cat and cat king.The centipede who asked the question was caught off guard and was beaten. He wanted to bite back, but found that Liujiao was very flexible. Every time he tried to bite, he was greeted with more violent slaps.The centipede seemed to have just remembered that cats are not to be messed with, and immediately ran away with all its feet, but it did not expect that the cat was also very fast, and directly pinned him to the ground.

The centipede had no choice but to beg for mercy with tears in his eyes: "Master Cat! Mr. Cat! Please spare me!"

Liujiao glanced at the Snow Wolf King, who then said, "Since he is sincerely repentant, let him go. We all belong to the same department, so it's better to be kind."

Liujiao put the centipede essence, and the other poisons quickly dispersed, and they all whispered when they went back: "This cat is super fierce!"

The Snow Wolf King said to Liujiao, "Why did you do it so quickly? Didn't you say we did it when they mocked us?"

Liu Jiao was stunned: "Actually, my language comprehension skills are not good, and I don't know how to be sarcastic. But I saw him laughing so meanly, so I thought he was joking."

The Snow Wolf King thought for a while and said, "Actually, you are not wrong..."

While the three of them were talking here, the big manager came over with a cold face and said: "I heard that you didn't complete the task and beat your colleagues when you came back?"

The Snow Wolf King said, "Who told you that?"

The big manager smiled: "Excuse me, have you completed the task?"

"No." Snow Wolf King answered truthfully.

The big manager said, "Excuse me, did you beat your colleagues?"

The Snow Wolf King thought for a while and said, "I don't."

Liujiao was honest, and raised her hand to claim the crime: "I did it!"

The Snow Wolf King sighed helplessly.

The big manager said in a stern tone: "You guys are too presumptuous! I don't blame you if you can't complete the task, but you must realize your own shortcomings and seriously review! You are getting more and more presumptuous and even beat your colleagues!"

Liujiao was about to apologize, but was stopped by the Snow Wolf King with a gesture.The Snow Wolf King said: "I look at the records, many people have gone to ask for accounts before, but they all failed. Have they all reviewed it?"

The big manager didn't expect the new intern manager to challenge him like this, and he was even more displeased: "Of course I did a review. What? Do you still want to ask me for evidence for the review? We are gangsters, and we don't like this! They It’s a self-examination by being tortured with sticks! Do you want to do one too?”

"No need." Snow Wolf King replied.

But the big manager said: "You don't want it if you say you don't want it?"

"Yes." Snow Wolf King replied.

The big manager sneered: "Who do you think you are?"

Snow Wolf King said: "It's easy to say, I'm a related household."

The big manager choked.

Later, the big manager called Brother Daju to complain, and only said that the new cat and dog were disobedient and couldn't start working.But Brother Daju said: "It's just that I didn't receive the bill, right? That's nothing! The last time they went to the film and television department, they lost our pillars! I haven't said anything yet! They are Mr. Peacock who said they want to cover them up." Yes! Just bear with it!"

The big manager almost died of anger.

When he came back, the big manager didn't assign work to the Snow Wolf King team, so he asked them to sit in the office, drink tea and blow on the air conditioner.Originally, the big manager wanted to show his power to the newcomer, but now he felt that the newcomer didn't need to be obedient to him, as long as he didn't cause trouble.He originally wanted to find out if this new "Xiaobai" was a dog.Now think about it, his backer is Mr. Peacock, whether it is a pig or a dog, he has to offer it!Get to the bottom of it!

Snow Wolf King said again: "It doesn't seem good for us to not work in the office all day."

The big manager smiled and said: "It should be, it should be. As the saying goes: 'Work, work, do nothing'. Who comes to work to work? They all come to enjoy the blessings. Two big brothers, is the air conditioner blowing? Is it uncomfortable? Or is the chair inappropriate? I asked Brother Daju to provide us with a cat kennel and a dog kennel, so that the two of you can take a nap when you go to work, how about it?"

Liujiao was a little surprised: "So this is what going to work is like? I don't even know! Then I'm so envious of office workers!"

The Snow Wolf King said, "It's not really uncomfortable, it's just that drinking tea and reading the newspaper every day is a bit boring. I just want to find something to do... Well, but don't go out, we still want to use the air conditioner. It's best to just sit Capable, and there is no deadline. The kind that can be done slowly."

The big manager wanted to insult the couple passionately, but he couldn't.He smiled and said: "Oh, we happen to have such a job..." The manager thought for a long time, and then sent Snow Wolf King, Liu Jiao and Xiao Xiezi to the archives to sort out the files: "There is no rush for this job. You take your time."

This is exactly what Snow Wolf King wants to do.The Snow Wolf King gained access to the file room and file system, and began to search for people suspected of being the assassin of the big snake.Sure enough, he found it.

"I am an employee of the Poison Department, employee number 19833889, name: a very long snake." Snow Wolf King thought for a while, "It should be him."

I clicked on the file and found that the avatar was gray.

The Snow Wolf King turned his head and asked the little scorpion, "Do you know this 'very long snake'?"

Little Scorpion said: "It seems to be a bit of an impression—ah, I remembered, he seems to have retired."

"Retired?" Snow Wolf King asked, "Why?"

"We in this business can't ask so many why." Little Scorpion said, "Maybe he quit his job, or he died."

"When did you retire?" Snow Wolf King asked.

The little scorpion said, "Isn't it written in the file?"

The Snow Wolf King took a closer look and found that it was indeed written, just half a year ago.Snow Wolf King opened the task record of "A Very Long Snake" and found one: Seduce Bai Lingling.

"?" The Snow Wolf King was dumbfounded.

Go down and see the task summary: failure.Reason for failure: Baizi Mansion is heavily guarded, unable to contact Bai Lingling.

Next article: To apply for a job at Baizi Mansion, first become Bai Lingling's servant and then seduce him.

Mission Summary: Failed.Reason for failure: Baizi Mansion does not accept ugly goods.

Next article: To approach Bai Lingling after plastic surgery, first become Bai Lingling's confidant and then seduce him.

Mission Summary: Failed.Reason for failure: Bai Lingling could tell at a glance that it was a plastic surgery face.

"A Very Long Snake" self-summary and outlook for the next stage: Bai Lingling is a fucking idiot!I want to rape him!

Leadership evaluation: This employee is mentally disturbed and is recommended to retire.