Snow leopards like to bite their tails
Chapter 66
The column of the leader’s comments even added a psychological expert’s evaluation: “A very long snake can’t recognize its own morbidity, refuses to admit that it has a mental illness, and thinks that Bai Lingling is the one who is sick; One of the snakes has a big change in temperament recently, lazy at work, loses his temper, absent-minded, and extremely irresponsible at work; according to the family members of the long snake, the long snake suffers from insomnia, headache, dizziness, listlessness, and extremely unstable mood , moody. After judgment, a very long snake has mental problems such as thinking disorder and emotional disorder."
However, the Snow Wolf King was not too convinced about the evaluation of "this employee is mentally disturbed".
After all, the Snow Wolf King had touched a very long snake.The Snow Wolf King clearly remembered that a very long snake disguised itself as a Taoist priest when he was in Zhengqi Contemplation.Facing the sudden visit of the Snow Wolf King, he responded very tactfully, completely playing the role of a charlatan, and even successfully assassinated the Snow Wolf King. The process was very secretive, almost impeccable.
If the Snow Wolf King hadn't turned on the hang, it would have already hung up.
This is not something a mentally disturbed ex-employee can do.
Therefore, the Snow Wolf King called up the past mission records and evaluations of "A Very Long Snake".
According to the records, "A Very Long Snake" has long been an excellent employee and a performance star with a very impressive track record. The task of "Seduce Bai Lingling" is the first Waterloo for a very long snake - of course, it is also his second and third time.
So there was a long snake going crazy in self-evaluation, and the leader suggested that he should retire.This matter naturally attracted the attention of the superiors.Psychologists were sent from above to conduct a psychological evaluation of a very long snake.The conclusion of the psychological evaluation is that a very long snake has never failed, and his mentality swelled, but he flipped over three times in a row on the Bai Lingling task, and his mentality exploded, leading to madness.
In the end, Mr. Peacock asked a very long snake, and had an in-depth conversation with him, and approved the application for retirement.So, a very long snake left the "I'm so poisonous" company.
"So..." Snow Wolf King pondered, "Could it be that this assassination has nothing to do with 'I'm so poisonous'?"
However, the Orochi Assassin whom the Snow Wolf King came into contact with did not look like a lunatic at all.
At this time, the big manager went to the archives room, made a routine inspection, and said, "How is the work going?"
Snow Wolf King said: "It's nothing, just look at the tasks of the former employees, I think it's quite interesting."
The big manager thought to himself: This relationship is really good, and he even took out the employee records as a story to read.
"Well, is it?" said the big manager, "Indeed, the experience of many employees is more ups and downs than the plots in the movies."
"That's right." Snow Wolf King pointed to the computer screen and said, "It's like this 'very long snake', who has always been an excellent employee, but suddenly became insane. It can be seen that it is better to sit in an office."
When "a very long snake" was mentioned, the big manager's face changed obviously.
The big manager's face froze, and he paused for a second before saying, "Well, not bad."
The Snow Wolf King asked, "Do you know him?"
"I know." The big manager said, "He used to work under me. He was really a nice guy, but suddenly he went crazy."
The Snow Wolf King thought for a while, then looked at the line on the computer that read "Leader's Evaluation: This employee is insane and recommends retirement", and said, "So, you also wrote this leader's evaluation?"
The big manager said, "I'm blind, how can I write?"
"Who wrote that?" Snow Wolf King asked.
The big manager said, "I'm an assistant."
Snow Wolf King was about to ask again, but the big manager frowned: "Actually, you only need to sort out the information, and you don't need to delve into it so much."
"Well, I understand." Snow Wolf King thought that he would ask too many questions, and he might arouse the suspicion of the big manager, so he stopped asking.
The big manager left the file room, always feeling that something was wrong.Although this Xiaobai is a related household, he doesn't care.But the big manager always felt that there was something about Xiaobai, it was not that simple.
The big manager found the little scorpion and asked him, "What has little brother Bai been doing these days?"
"They're all showing affection." The little scorpion replied, "Brother Xiaobai and brother Xiaojiao have a good relationship. It makes me, a single scorpion, sour."
The big manager said, "Did Xiaobai ask about a very long snake?"
The little scorpion thought about it and said, "Yes."
The big manager asked again: "Has he asked about other employees?"
"Hmm..." Little Scorpion thought for a while, "I guess there are too. He likes to read files very much, saying it is as fun as reading."
But the big manager said: "Then when he asked other employees, was he as detailed as asking a very long snake?"
"It's not very detailed." Little Scorpion said, "Actually, he asked me a lot of questions, but I couldn't answer them. If he asked, I asked him to read the file. The file must have more information than I know. Later, he didn't Ask me, just sit there and watch. Oh, and also, he often plays with his phone after looking at the files for a few minutes. So he probably didn’t read a lot of files, right?”
The big manager thought for a while and said, "Okay, I understand."
After careful consideration, the big manager felt that Xiaobai was really suspicious, so he reported the situation to Mr. Peacock.Mr. Peacock heard about the situation and said: "It's simple, just install a surveillance camera in the archive room."
The big manager replied: "There is surveillance in the file room. From the surveillance, he has no abnormal behavior. It can only be said that he likes to read employee files very much. I suspect he is looking for something."
"Didn't you say that he started playing with his phone after looking at the files a few times?" Mr. Peacock asked, "Did you see what he was doing on the phone from the surveillance?"
The big manager said: "I didn't see it. His mobile phone has an anti-spy screen setting. From the perspective of monitoring, it is dark."
"Then ask the network administrator to check whether he has accessed any Internet?"
"He didn't connect to the company's WIFI, he used his own traffic." The manager replied, "The network management can't find it."
Mr. Peacock said: "Then you send him a mobile phone message, put a virus in the message, let him click on it, and you can hack his phone by the way."
"I have already done so." The big manager replied.
Mr. Peacock thought to himself: The big manager is really a reliable person!IQ is much higher than Daju!
Mr. Peacock said, "Did you find anything?"
The big manager said: "The discovery is that he uses his mobile phone to watch GV and pornography every day."
"?" Mr. Peacock was startled, "Really?"
"I think it's fake." The big manager replied, "Who can watch GV and pornographic pictures for so many hours? That's a man."
Mr. Peacock said: "However, it's hard to say about dog monsters. Dogs are very excitable, and it is reported that 40.00% of male dog monsters have X addiction."
"I even suspect that Xiaobai is not a dog."
"Why do you say that?"
"He's not cute at all."
"..." Mr. Peacock was stunned, "This judgment is a bit subjective?"
"It's also objective. His night vision ability is much better than all the dogs I've seen. It has surpassed the limit of dogs."
Mr. Peacock frowned and said, "Then what do you think he is?"
"I think he should also be a canine, but not a dog." The manager continued to express his reasoning, "Among the canines, the animal with the strongest night vision is the wolf. I suspect that he may be a wolf."
Mr. Peacock said suspiciously: "Wolves are ferocious beasts. Isn't that Xiaobai a little boy? The one who only relies on his wife to protect him?"
"Maybe he doesn't want to expose the fact that he is a wolf demon. After all, if he doesn't say that he can't fight, he will probably participate in the battle. The difference between the attack and defense of a dog demon and a wolf demon is still very obvious. Just know."
Mr. Peacock nodded and felt that it made sense, so he said, "But he is Bai Lingling's friend, so we can't do anything to him. Why don't we test it first?"
"Okay. I also think probing is a good way." The big manager said, "I think he and his wife have a very good relationship. If he finds robbers to hold his wife hostage, he should show his true colors."
Mr. Peacock expressed his affirmation: "This method is good. Let's do it like this."
"However, my subordinates are full of poisonous insects and snakes, and none of them can hold cats hostage." The manager expressed his concerns, "Please also ask the headquarters for support."
"My side is full of birds," Mr. Peacock replied, "I have to walk around the cats!"
The two fell silent on the phone.
It's hard.
Cats are so cute, why are they so hard to beat.
Mr. Peacock thought for a long time, and said: "Ah! I got it! We can use Bai Lingling to beat him! Bai Lingling is a sacred snow wolf, the species at the top of the food chain in the entire Northern Kingdom. Whether he is a cat or a tiger, You can just fuck him!"
Although it is said that the snow wolf is definitely unable to beat the tiger, but the holy snow wolf has a sacred blood, which is equivalent to cheating, and ordinary monsters can't beat him.
The big manager shook his head again: "But according to what you said, isn't Bai Lingling a friend of Xiaobai and Xiaojiao? Why did they do it?"
"I don't think they get along very well, maybe they are ordinary acquaintances." Mr. Peacock said, "If we use puppet spirits as bait, Bai Lingling will be hooked. After all, Bai Lingling usually looks so smart. , as long as you encounter the puppet spirit, you will be like a fool."
After hanging up the phone, Mr. Peacock forced Lion Cat to put on puppet makeup and shoot a video.
So, on the same day, Bai Lingling received a video.In the video is a lion cat with good makeup - that is equivalent to a puppet spirit.The puppet Jing Lihua begged for help with rain: "Hey... I'm in the hands of Xiaobai and Xiaojiao! You must come and save me!...Ah, I won't say anymore, they are coming back... remember Come save me!" As he spoke, the screen went black.
Bai Lingling frowned deeply, and in a hurry, she immediately ordered Bird Guard to bring Liujiao and Snow Wolf King.Liujiao and Snow Wolf King didn't know what was going on, so they went there without warning.
Mr. Peacock also sent someone to quietly guard, watching the two of them arrive at Bai Lingling's room, but seeing Bai Lingling shut the door, there was a tendency to "close the door and beat the dog".
The Snow Wolf King entered the room and felt that the atmosphere was strange, so he said, "What happened? Why are you screaming so urgently?"
Bai Lingling opened the video and handed it to Snow Wolf King and Liu Jiao to watch.
Snow Wolf King and Liu Jiao watched the video and were very surprised.Liujiao was also a little anxious and flustered: "This is slander! We didn't do this!"
"I know." Bai Lingling said calmly, "This video is not normal."
"Oh?" The Snow Wolf King was a little thankful that Bai Lingling's IQ had returned, "How do you say it?"
Bai Lingling said casually: "Who was kidnapped and took a candid video and added a beauty filter?"
Liujiao said, "Maybe it's his occupational disease as an anchor and celebrity?"
Bai Lingling thought for a while and said, "It seems...it makes sense."
However, the Snow Wolf King was not too convinced about the evaluation of "this employee is mentally disturbed".
After all, the Snow Wolf King had touched a very long snake.The Snow Wolf King clearly remembered that a very long snake disguised itself as a Taoist priest when he was in Zhengqi Contemplation.Facing the sudden visit of the Snow Wolf King, he responded very tactfully, completely playing the role of a charlatan, and even successfully assassinated the Snow Wolf King. The process was very secretive, almost impeccable.
If the Snow Wolf King hadn't turned on the hang, it would have already hung up.
This is not something a mentally disturbed ex-employee can do.
Therefore, the Snow Wolf King called up the past mission records and evaluations of "A Very Long Snake".
According to the records, "A Very Long Snake" has long been an excellent employee and a performance star with a very impressive track record. The task of "Seduce Bai Lingling" is the first Waterloo for a very long snake - of course, it is also his second and third time.
So there was a long snake going crazy in self-evaluation, and the leader suggested that he should retire.This matter naturally attracted the attention of the superiors.Psychologists were sent from above to conduct a psychological evaluation of a very long snake.The conclusion of the psychological evaluation is that a very long snake has never failed, and his mentality swelled, but he flipped over three times in a row on the Bai Lingling task, and his mentality exploded, leading to madness.
In the end, Mr. Peacock asked a very long snake, and had an in-depth conversation with him, and approved the application for retirement.So, a very long snake left the "I'm so poisonous" company.
"So..." Snow Wolf King pondered, "Could it be that this assassination has nothing to do with 'I'm so poisonous'?"
However, the Orochi Assassin whom the Snow Wolf King came into contact with did not look like a lunatic at all.
At this time, the big manager went to the archives room, made a routine inspection, and said, "How is the work going?"
Snow Wolf King said: "It's nothing, just look at the tasks of the former employees, I think it's quite interesting."
The big manager thought to himself: This relationship is really good, and he even took out the employee records as a story to read.
"Well, is it?" said the big manager, "Indeed, the experience of many employees is more ups and downs than the plots in the movies."
"That's right." Snow Wolf King pointed to the computer screen and said, "It's like this 'very long snake', who has always been an excellent employee, but suddenly became insane. It can be seen that it is better to sit in an office."
When "a very long snake" was mentioned, the big manager's face changed obviously.
The big manager's face froze, and he paused for a second before saying, "Well, not bad."
The Snow Wolf King asked, "Do you know him?"
"I know." The big manager said, "He used to work under me. He was really a nice guy, but suddenly he went crazy."
The Snow Wolf King thought for a while, then looked at the line on the computer that read "Leader's Evaluation: This employee is insane and recommends retirement", and said, "So, you also wrote this leader's evaluation?"
The big manager said, "I'm blind, how can I write?"
"Who wrote that?" Snow Wolf King asked.
The big manager said, "I'm an assistant."
Snow Wolf King was about to ask again, but the big manager frowned: "Actually, you only need to sort out the information, and you don't need to delve into it so much."
"Well, I understand." Snow Wolf King thought that he would ask too many questions, and he might arouse the suspicion of the big manager, so he stopped asking.
The big manager left the file room, always feeling that something was wrong.Although this Xiaobai is a related household, he doesn't care.But the big manager always felt that there was something about Xiaobai, it was not that simple.
The big manager found the little scorpion and asked him, "What has little brother Bai been doing these days?"
"They're all showing affection." The little scorpion replied, "Brother Xiaobai and brother Xiaojiao have a good relationship. It makes me, a single scorpion, sour."
The big manager said, "Did Xiaobai ask about a very long snake?"
The little scorpion thought about it and said, "Yes."
The big manager asked again: "Has he asked about other employees?"
"Hmm..." Little Scorpion thought for a while, "I guess there are too. He likes to read files very much, saying it is as fun as reading."
But the big manager said: "Then when he asked other employees, was he as detailed as asking a very long snake?"
"It's not very detailed." Little Scorpion said, "Actually, he asked me a lot of questions, but I couldn't answer them. If he asked, I asked him to read the file. The file must have more information than I know. Later, he didn't Ask me, just sit there and watch. Oh, and also, he often plays with his phone after looking at the files for a few minutes. So he probably didn’t read a lot of files, right?”
The big manager thought for a while and said, "Okay, I understand."
After careful consideration, the big manager felt that Xiaobai was really suspicious, so he reported the situation to Mr. Peacock.Mr. Peacock heard about the situation and said: "It's simple, just install a surveillance camera in the archive room."
The big manager replied: "There is surveillance in the file room. From the surveillance, he has no abnormal behavior. It can only be said that he likes to read employee files very much. I suspect he is looking for something."
"Didn't you say that he started playing with his phone after looking at the files a few times?" Mr. Peacock asked, "Did you see what he was doing on the phone from the surveillance?"
The big manager said: "I didn't see it. His mobile phone has an anti-spy screen setting. From the perspective of monitoring, it is dark."
"Then ask the network administrator to check whether he has accessed any Internet?"
"He didn't connect to the company's WIFI, he used his own traffic." The manager replied, "The network management can't find it."
Mr. Peacock said: "Then you send him a mobile phone message, put a virus in the message, let him click on it, and you can hack his phone by the way."
"I have already done so." The big manager replied.
Mr. Peacock thought to himself: The big manager is really a reliable person!IQ is much higher than Daju!
Mr. Peacock said, "Did you find anything?"
The big manager said: "The discovery is that he uses his mobile phone to watch GV and pornography every day."
"?" Mr. Peacock was startled, "Really?"
"I think it's fake." The big manager replied, "Who can watch GV and pornographic pictures for so many hours? That's a man."
Mr. Peacock said: "However, it's hard to say about dog monsters. Dogs are very excitable, and it is reported that 40.00% of male dog monsters have X addiction."
"I even suspect that Xiaobai is not a dog."
"Why do you say that?"
"He's not cute at all."
"..." Mr. Peacock was stunned, "This judgment is a bit subjective?"
"It's also objective. His night vision ability is much better than all the dogs I've seen. It has surpassed the limit of dogs."
Mr. Peacock frowned and said, "Then what do you think he is?"
"I think he should also be a canine, but not a dog." The manager continued to express his reasoning, "Among the canines, the animal with the strongest night vision is the wolf. I suspect that he may be a wolf."
Mr. Peacock said suspiciously: "Wolves are ferocious beasts. Isn't that Xiaobai a little boy? The one who only relies on his wife to protect him?"
"Maybe he doesn't want to expose the fact that he is a wolf demon. After all, if he doesn't say that he can't fight, he will probably participate in the battle. The difference between the attack and defense of a dog demon and a wolf demon is still very obvious. Just know."
Mr. Peacock nodded and felt that it made sense, so he said, "But he is Bai Lingling's friend, so we can't do anything to him. Why don't we test it first?"
"Okay. I also think probing is a good way." The big manager said, "I think he and his wife have a very good relationship. If he finds robbers to hold his wife hostage, he should show his true colors."
Mr. Peacock expressed his affirmation: "This method is good. Let's do it like this."
"However, my subordinates are full of poisonous insects and snakes, and none of them can hold cats hostage." The manager expressed his concerns, "Please also ask the headquarters for support."
"My side is full of birds," Mr. Peacock replied, "I have to walk around the cats!"
The two fell silent on the phone.
It's hard.
Cats are so cute, why are they so hard to beat.
Mr. Peacock thought for a long time, and said: "Ah! I got it! We can use Bai Lingling to beat him! Bai Lingling is a sacred snow wolf, the species at the top of the food chain in the entire Northern Kingdom. Whether he is a cat or a tiger, You can just fuck him!"
Although it is said that the snow wolf is definitely unable to beat the tiger, but the holy snow wolf has a sacred blood, which is equivalent to cheating, and ordinary monsters can't beat him.
The big manager shook his head again: "But according to what you said, isn't Bai Lingling a friend of Xiaobai and Xiaojiao? Why did they do it?"
"I don't think they get along very well, maybe they are ordinary acquaintances." Mr. Peacock said, "If we use puppet spirits as bait, Bai Lingling will be hooked. After all, Bai Lingling usually looks so smart. , as long as you encounter the puppet spirit, you will be like a fool."
After hanging up the phone, Mr. Peacock forced Lion Cat to put on puppet makeup and shoot a video.
So, on the same day, Bai Lingling received a video.In the video is a lion cat with good makeup - that is equivalent to a puppet spirit.The puppet Jing Lihua begged for help with rain: "Hey... I'm in the hands of Xiaobai and Xiaojiao! You must come and save me!...Ah, I won't say anymore, they are coming back... remember Come save me!" As he spoke, the screen went black.
Bai Lingling frowned deeply, and in a hurry, she immediately ordered Bird Guard to bring Liujiao and Snow Wolf King.Liujiao and Snow Wolf King didn't know what was going on, so they went there without warning.
Mr. Peacock also sent someone to quietly guard, watching the two of them arrive at Bai Lingling's room, but seeing Bai Lingling shut the door, there was a tendency to "close the door and beat the dog".
The Snow Wolf King entered the room and felt that the atmosphere was strange, so he said, "What happened? Why are you screaming so urgently?"
Bai Lingling opened the video and handed it to Snow Wolf King and Liu Jiao to watch.
Snow Wolf King and Liu Jiao watched the video and were very surprised.Liujiao was also a little anxious and flustered: "This is slander! We didn't do this!"
"I know." Bai Lingling said calmly, "This video is not normal."
"Oh?" The Snow Wolf King was a little thankful that Bai Lingling's IQ had returned, "How do you say it?"
Bai Lingling said casually: "Who was kidnapped and took a candid video and added a beauty filter?"
Liujiao said, "Maybe it's his occupational disease as an anchor and celebrity?"
Bai Lingling thought for a while and said, "It seems...it makes sense."
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