Snow leopards like to bite their tails

"Where's the good-looking puppet that you agreed on?" Mr. Peacock looked carefully at the lion cat lying on the ground.

Vulture replied: "I don't know."

Mr. Peacock pointed at the lion cat with a colorful feather fan, and said, "Tell me, where is the puppet spirit? It's the most beautiful cat in the Northland——"

The lion cat was dumbfounded: "I am the number one beauty in the Northland——"

"Papa"—Mr. Peacock slapped the lion cat twice with a feather fan: "Made, you still pretend!"

The lion cat whimpered and cried: "I'm really a delicate and beautiful puppet—"

"Fuck you!" Mr. Peacock kicked the lion cat's face with his foot again, "You are still delicate! Do you think I don't know what a lion cat is!"

The lion cat is also very bitter. He is a lion among cats. It is no problem to deal with a peacock that is about the same size as a pheasant. When will he be reduced to being kicked in the face by the paw of this pheasant!It's really embarrassing to say it!

Isn't it because there is a vulture staring at it next to it!

The lion cat looked at the very scary-looking vulture, squeezed its throat with humiliation, and sang the famous song when he was an anchor: "Let's learn to meow together ~ meow meow meow ~ there is a bridge in front of the door ~ swim Pass a flock of ducks~quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack there are so many..."

Mr. Peacock was stunned when he heard it: "This...the out-of-tune and forgotten words are so ingenious, it seems that they are really the essence of puppetry."

"Really, it's really me." Lionmao replied, after thinking for a while, he quickly put away his Shandong accent, and said in a southern Hokkien accent, "It's just putting on makeup and adding special effects (Note: 'and ' must be pronounced as '汉'). Really."

Mr. Peacock was shocked when he heard the words: "Awesome!"

Whether it is a lion cat, a puppet spirit, whether it uses technology or is naturally beautiful, this "muppet spirit" is a star that everyone is looking forward to. If it suddenly disappears, it will definitely cause a commotion.

Early this morning, the little assistant wanted to find the Muppet to go to work, but found that the Muppet was not at home, and did not answer the phone. He felt that the situation was serious, and quickly called Brother Big Orange.

Brother Big Orange heard that the company's cash cow was gone, and he was also very angry: "Where's the new bodyguard? Didn't he let the cat and dog protect the puppet spirit? Why did it disappear? I must take the cat and dog Throw the dog to the police department!"

Brother Big Orange was furious, and called for Liujiao and Snow Wolf King to come and receive the nurturing of **.

In fact, Liujiao and Snow Wolf King had originally planned to report back to Brother Big Orange.Snow Wolf King and Liu Jiao took the initiative to come to the company office, knocked on Brother Big Orange's door, and walked in slowly.

Seeing Liujiao and Snow Wolf King, Brother Daju snorted coldly, stroked his furry belly, and said, "Tell me, what's the matter with the puppet spirit? Didn't you ask you to protect him?"

Snow Wolf King replied: "Yes."

Brother Daju said, "Then you didn't protect him well, what should you do?"

Snow Wolf King replied: "I don't know."

Brother Big Orange was about to insult the cat and dog passionately, when he suddenly received another call.Brother Daju picked up the phone and smiled at the phone: "Hey, is it Mr. Peacock? Good morning Mr. Peacock... um... ok... um... meow... ok... "

After finishing speaking, Brother Daju hung up the phone, and said with a smile: "Not bad, not bad, although you lost the puppet spirit after two days of work without looking at anything, I think you two did a good job, very happy You have a future! Xiaojiao and Xiaobai, I announce that you will be the managers of the film and television department from now on!"

Liujiao was taken aback when he heard this, "What?"

He thought Brother Big Orange was about to throw a tantrum, why did he suddenly become a manager?

Liujiao couldn't understand, so she said, "Didn't you want to send us to the ** Department?"

"Oh? Do you have this hobby?" Brother Big Orange thought for a while and said, "If you insist, it's okay. After all, sex is also a kind of practice! Life is about exercise, and you can use it to learn Train yourself a lot and become a more useful person to society. Not bad, great ambition! Good job! When are you planning to go to **? Do you need training? Or do you want to be employed immediately?"

"No." Snow Wolf King immediately rejected the proposal for Liujiao, "Brother Daju is right, life is a practice, but we still want to choose another practice ground."

"Oh, yes." Brother Daju became unusually talkative, "Where do you want to go to practice? As long as we have 'I'm so poisonous', you can go! Cultivate whatever you want! I, Daju, keep my word ! I will never prevaricate you!"

"Then thank you, Big Orange." Snow Wolf King replied, "Actually, we are very interested in the Poison Department. I wonder if there is an opportunity to study there?"

"Ah?" Brother Daju was a little surprised, "What's there to do? It's a very dirty and tiring department. Besides, there are very few mammals in that department, so if you go there, you're afraid that you won't fit in with others! "

The Snow Wolf King replied: "It's better than the ** department, too."

Brother Big Orange said: "That's what I said, so I asked you to go to the film and television department! The film and television department is the best, it is beautiful and makes money. The poison department is very dangerous."

Snow Wolf King said: "Our company is called 'I'm so poisonous'. If I don't get in touch with the poison department, I won't be able to understand the company's culture well, and it will be difficult to make due contributions to the company in the future. If you refuse to learn the company's core culture because you are afraid of being dirty or tired and afraid of danger, I don't think I deserve to be a part of 'I'm so poisonous'."

Brother Daju was very surprised when he heard the words: I didn't expect that Xiaobai looked smart and handsome, but he was actually a fool!

"Okay, then you go." Brother Daju said, "Then why don't you make an appointment for the one-stop service of our funeral department?"

Liujiao looked surprised: "Our company also has a funeral department?"

"Must!" Brother Big Orange said, "The Poison Department and the Funeral Department are still very closely connected. You will know after working for a long time."

In Brother Big Orange's territory, no matter who dies, he must buy the one-stop funeral service of "I'm so poisonous", otherwise, you will enjoy the ultimate experience of dancing on the grave and drifting in the hearse.There are often "I love the poison department" to buy people's lives, and the "I love the poison funeral department" to deal with the aftermath. A report was issued at the meeting, "We are a responsible underworld organization. From the cradle to the grave, don't miss every moment of your life."

On the way Liujiao and Snow Wolf King reported to the Poison Department, Liujiao was still confused: "No, why is Big Orange suddenly being so nice to us?"

The Snow Wolf King said: "Didn't you see Mr. Peacock's call came when he was about to insult us?"

"Ah?!" Liu Jiao understood, "Mr. Peacock is taking care of us!"

"It seems that Mr. Peacock said that he doesn't care about the affairs of the branch here, but in fact Brother Daju still listens to him very much." Snow Wolf King said again, "Besides, Mr. Peacock is willing to take care of us because he is selling face to Bai. Lingling. I think he and Bai Lingling have a good friendship. It's also strange, why Bai Lingling is friends with a gang leader in the Northern Kingdom?"

Liujiao then said, "Didn't you say that Baizi traveled all over the world and met many people before? Maybe he met at that time."

"Hmm..." Snow Wolf King nodded.

The two went to the poison department, but found that the poison department is really poisonous, and 90% of the personnel in it are poison monsters.And because poisons generally don't like light, the poison department is dark and extremely gloomy, and the sound of centipedes and spiders crawling can be heard from time to time in the darkness, which is creepy.

The Snow Wolf King was also a little uncomfortable about this, but the Snow Leopard adapted well.

Liujiao has a big heart and courage, and is not afraid of anything. To him, a centipede is like a bug.That bug is just a toy to a cat.Nothing to be afraid of.

They were greeted by the big manager of the poison department, Liujiao and Snow Wolf King, who came to be the intern managers.As soon as the big manager came out, he had a long figure with thin eyes like a blind man's. There was a damp and cold breath from his body——Liujiao said as soon as he smelled it, "Is the big manager a snake?"

The big manager smiled when he heard the words: "Yes... this cat demon has a really good nose."

Liujiao said, "I grew up in the mountains and saw many animals."

The big manager said: "I can see that the wild cats raised in the mountains are different from the domestic cats raised in the city."

"What's the difference?" Liujiao asked curiously.

The big manager looked at Liujiao with unfocused eyes: "Wild cats make me feel scared unconsciously."

Liujiao was taken aback, and said, "Did I scare you?"

The big manager said, "It's okay, I can get over it."

Snow Wolf King said again: "Is that dog all right?"

The big manager said, "Yes."

Snakes are naturally more afraid of cats than dogs.

However, the big manager turned his face sideways again, with a strange light in his blind eyes: "However, you don't feel like an ordinary dog ​​demon to me."

The Snow Wolf King was startled, then smiled and said, "Really? That's surprising. Few people would tell me that."

The big manager said: "I was originally a minority."

With that said, the big manager led Snow Wolf King and Liu Jiao into the gloomy cave again.The big manager added: "You two should have good night vision, right?"

Snow Wolf King and Liu Jiao replied: "Yes, not bad. They can basically see clearly."

The two walked together.The big manager gestured to introduce the company's environment, and when he raised his hand, he wanted to knock over the small cup on the table, but the Snow Wolf King gave way subconsciously.

Hearing the sound of the small cup falling to the ground, the big manager bent down to pick it up.Liujiao helped him pick up the cup first. "Thank you." The big manager said again, "I'll let some assistants who are stationed in the office come out now, so that you can get to know each other."

After speaking, the big manager asked Snow Wolf King and Liu Jiao to sit down, and then went to the office on the other side first.When the assistants in the office heard that a new intern manager had arrived, they said, "What's the origin? I heard it's a cat and a dog? Let the cat take care of us. How can we let the dog be our leader?" Son?"

But the big manager said: "That dog is a bit strange, you'd better pay attention."

"Why is it so strange?" the assistants asked curiously.

The big manager said: "His night vision is too good, unlike ordinary dogs."

Although ordinary dogs can see at night, they can't see so clearly.

The big manager asked Little Scorpion to be the assistant of Snow Wolf King and Liu Jiao.The little scorpion went, and then remembered what the big manager said, so he walked to a place far away, stretched out two fingers, and said, "Brother Bai, what do you think it is?"

The Snow Wolf King said, "Is it a dick?"

The little scorpion questioned him and said, "Can you see that clearly?"

Snow Wolf King said: "I didn't see clearly, I was blind."

"Can blindness be so accurate?"

Snow Wolf King said: "Aren't you a scorpion? The pincers of a scorpion can only be compared by 2."

"That's right!" Little Scorpion suddenly realized.