[Comprehensive] Daily life of the retired savior

During the New Year’s holiday, the normal way of doing this is for the whole family to hug the kotatsu and eat tangerines, and then smash the dried mirror cakes and mix them in red bean soup to make red bean rice cakes. Of course, all kinds of exquisite fruits, Pickles, fish, tempura, and special festive dishes are also unavoidable, and auspicious objects must also be placed on the gate and on the table.Finally, before [-]:[-] midnight, I will go to shrines and temples to make a wish, eat a bowl of soba noodles, and pray that everything will be smooth and disease-free in the new year.

However, in the place where we lived, Kohaku Uta was played on the TV, and Xiaofu-sama, Daikoku, Yato, and I each occupied a corner of the kotatsu to play cards.Regarding this kind of entertainment with wins and losses, I can only say that I must be the one who laughs last in any kind related to luck, and the won tangerines will soon be piled up in front of me.The game lasted for half an hour, and after losing eighteen hands in a row, Mrs. Xiaofu, who lost all her chips, was upset, so everyone quickly changed to another type to coax her—the very old one-hundred-person-one-song stay more...

Well, it's really very old, so old that I don't even know some characters written in Waka.If it weren't for Zhao Ma's high-handed rule before, I would have lost everything immediately... In order to master the curse songs, I bought a lot of reference books with the money I earned from part-time jobs.

And I'm really lucky~ So after a lot of guessing, I still miraculously maintain a certain advantage.I think, if such an illusory thing as luck can be divided into grades, Mr. Xiaofu is probably the legendary lucky E, and I am the SSR who is born to piss others off.

It's a pity that Yato lost too badly. Not only did he lose by himself, but he also kept stealing my chips and eating them. Finally, before the New Year's bell came, the two of us lost the right to sleep late the next morning. Do not get up early to make breakfast.The winner, on the other hand, can sleep comfortably for as long as he wants, and can even choose the direction of the kotatsu first.

"..." I looked at the tangerine peels on the table and wanted to strangle Yato to death with grief and indignation, but in the end I had no choice but to lie on the tatami mat and sigh loudly, "Why can't I go to the shrine to pray for blessings? If you don't go to the shrine, you always feel that something is missing..."

Master Xiaofu groaned and tightened his kotatsu to express that she didn't want to leave here. Yato looked at me and stretched out his hand: "The shrine is right. I'll take you around there, but it's fine to visit and pray."

Dahei's father added in time: "If you want to go, go out and play. Mi Yin is also working hard during this time."

I was very happy. I stood up with Yeto's hand. I didn't think his hands were sweaty at the moment. I went to the porch and found a scarf I bought by myself and wrapped it around my neck. I put on my shoes and had a good time. Stand at the door and wait for him.

"Hurry up, hurry up, maybe you can have another bowl of soba noodles!"

Yeto remained the same, he stuffed his hands into his pockets, greeted Lord Xiaofu and Dahei and opened the door, I followed behind him, closed the door and walked out.

"Why doesn't Master Xiaofu come out? She doesn't like playing games, reading manga or anime, so she just stays in the store every day, won't she feel bored?" I asked Yato the question after walking a long way. Rubbing her nose with her fingers, she giggled and explained: "Xiao Fu, it's not that she doesn't want to come out, it's just that she can't come out."

"Who told her that she is actually a god of poverty, that is, a god of poverty? Whoever she goes to will be unlucky, especially during the New Year, in order not to cause trouble to others, she can only stay in the house honestly gone."

"...Huh?!" Could it be that Ou Shen, who I have secretly worshiped in my heart for more than a month, is actually a smuggled person from Africa?This is impossible!

"But, isn't that Master Ebisu Kofuku?"

"It's a fake name! It's the same as the nickname in the entertainment world, and it's a good name."

... "It's all poor gods, is there still a need for this kind of lip service..." Suddenly I feel very tired, what about the trust between non-human beings?

On the occasion of leaving the old and ushering in the new, my three outlooks have undergone a round of blows and reshaping.

Along the way, Yato laughed at my innocence and stupidity until he led me into a magnificent shrine.

This is Tenjin, the shrine of the god of learning, and the signboard of Tenmangu is hung on the outermost gate.

Kitano Tenmangu Shrine and Dazai Tenmangu Shrine are also known as the head shrines of Tenmangu Shrines across the country, because the enshrined god Lord Sugawara Michizane was born here and died in today's Fukuoka County, which is Dazaifu more than 1000 years ago.

Oh, our current geographic location is Fukuoka Prefecture.

Because of Sugawara Michizane's achievements in poetry and art during his lifetime and the feat of over a hundred years of troubles after his death, which made the emperor and political enemies surrender, he finally became the kind of super popularity that Yato envied most: "Great name, shrines all over the country, and a wide range of believers". Gods, even after thousands of years, are still favored by the whole country.

At this time, the New Year's bell has already struck, and people are leaving here to go back to reunite with their families.Yato led me around the shrine, looking at the plum trees in the garden and the exquisite copper lamps hanging on the corridor, and staring at the countless people who prayed for academic career and wrote their wishes and hung them on the Ema hang up.

When the time was getting closer, the staff confirmed that the tourists had already left, and rushed home for the festival after closing the gate.Yato and I stood alone in front of the main hall, forgotten in time and space.

I suddenly understood why he didn't want to go into the shrine today - this is someone else's home, not ours.

"...Let's go, Lord Xiaofu and Dahei are still waiting for us, there is a New Year's gift for you~" I stepped forward and tugged at his sleeve, awkwardly changing the subject.

Yeto didn't say anything, he raised his hand and rubbed my head: "It's all here, I have to visit the master before leaving."

"Huh?" Master?who?

While speaking, it seemed as if a bell was ringing, and after a mysterious light, a handsome old man in a black hunting suit and a Liwu hat appeared in front of me.

Really, I can guarantee that I have never seen a man at this age who is so charming and handsome that I can't take my eyes off him, and now there is one standing in front of me.His hair and beard are white, and his face shows the signs of years of erosion, but his figure is tall and straight, his eyes are bright, and he has a broad and wise smile.

It's a pity that the moment my new male god opened his mouth, he made me deeply reflect on what kind of thing I just fell in love with: "Yeah, ah, isn't this Yato? Why, finally I can't hold back and want to come to my god Are you looking for a job all over the palace? I can introduce you to the countryside to be the manager of a branch~ Are you particularly grateful~"

Yeto turned his face away with a "hum", and after a few words, he stretched out his hand and pulled me in front of him to show the old man: "God, this is my new magic weapon, Miyin." Then he let go He patted my back with his hand: "This is the god of heaven and the god of learning, the god enshrined in Tianmangong."

Me, me, me... Although my male god doesn't speak well to my divine master, my male god... he is a god of learning!It's the kind of god who has to be wronged to get 150 points because the test paper is only 150 points!

Although I have missed the exam forever, shouldn't I kowtow to show my admiration?

The truth is - no.

Because I have already been bound by the divine master behind me, it would be suspicious of me to be cheating if I salute other gods.So I resisted the desire to kneel at the feet of Xue Shen, but I bent slightly to be polite, and then quietly stood aside to maintain my innocent and innocent girl character.

"Oh oh. The new artifact, Xiao Miyin~" Tianshen smiled and waved to the left and right, and several girls in white sleeves and scarlet hakama came out with smiles, and surrounded me to ask questions.

"We are the artifact sister group of Tenmangong~"

"How long have you been with Ye Fighting God?"

"How does Night Fighter treat you?"

"Is there salary? Is there insurance? Is there vacation? Are there benefits?"

Me: "...hehe, hehe."

I can't open my mouth and say that the Lord of God still has to rely on me to work for others to support him.

Sure enough, people are more dead than people, and gods are better than gods... It will also make people suddenly drop their desire to survive to the lowest point in history.

On the way home, Yato surrounded me nervously and kept making some unreliable guarantees, sending one bad check after another, for fear that I would file for divorce now if I was determined, ah no, Disbandment requirements.

Maybe he was so pitiful, so pitiful that I couldn't bear to throw him alone in the snowy early morning, and finally I could only sigh deeply: "What else can I do, I can only forgive you, who told me I don't have eyes to appear on the path you must pass when you are hunted down by monsters, but none of my seniors can get along with you peacefully for more than half a year..."

Sigh... I'm really worried, God Lord is a black-hearted boss, not to mention, the reason for his black-heartedness turned out to be his inherent bad attributes...

Fortunately, I am already dead, and my physical state will always remain at the moment of death, so I don't have to worry about the movement of my hairline.

Yato expressed his extreme gratitude for my temporary persistence, confirmed that I had no intention of breaking up today, and put aside the troubles just now, and kept harassing me wanting to know what the New Year's gift I gave him.

"Wagashi? Scarf? Hat?" He made a long list of guesses, and I had reason to wonder if this guy had secretly peeped at me, otherwise how would he know what the gifts I gave to others were?

Unfortunately, I am such a fresh, natural and unconventional beautiful girl, none of the answers he guessed were correct.

"Porf - porphyrin! It's all wrong! You'll know when you go back and have a look."

When we walked into Xiaofu's house one after another, Dahei brought a pot of steaming oden.Being unable to eat soba noodles, I immediately took off my scarf and gloves, jumped over to wash my hands, and ate a large bowl in front of the kotatsu.

Taking advantage of Ye Dou's tricks, I hurried back to the room to take out the long-prepared gifts and distribute them to everyone: "A set of twelve flowers and fruits is given to everyone, and everyone eats together. The scarf and hat are for Master Xiaofu, Gloves and socks for Daikoku. Yato, this is a New Year’s gift for you, an offering, an offering from humans."

That's right, it is a bento made by owner Emiya of Chaldeas restaurant.

It's really not that I perfunctory him!But Yato is obviously very concerned about things like shrines and offerings. I am a divine tool, and I cannot worship him like a living person. I can only ask someone who will not forget me to make this hearty bento.Since Yato said that a sacred weapon is inseparable from a god, then offering to me is equivalent to offering to him.