[Comprehensive] Daily life of the retired savior

"Yato, he killed the artifact. Aren't you afraid?" Master Xiaofu seemed to be joking.But I know that all jokes contain serious ingredients.

"If my seniors were all killed by him, I would probably politely express my fear." I stood up the tangerines on the table, pressed the golden tangerine with one finger and rolled it around: " And Yato doesn't seem like an unreasonable person, I will never accept conclusions without cause and effect."

"This is unreasonable. If Yato is an unbearable person, not to mention you, Xiaofu, even Dahei will never allow him to come in. In fact, this guy is just like a good-for-nothing who was not doing his job properly and was disgusted by his old father. The eldest son..." And Dahei is the poor old father who was gnawed by this trash son, and I am the left-behind child who was thrown to the old father by this trash son.

Wait, something seems wrong?

Forget it... Those who celebrate the New Year, don't want to use their brains, so be it.

Master Xiaofu narrowed her eyes with a smile, "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" she ate the mandarin orange that I had peeled cleanly, she stretched out her hand and poured herself a cup of tea, feeling so comfortable that she almost melted away: "I'm so happy that Miyin sauce became Got Sayoto's artifact..."

Me: "...Master Xiaofu... Please don't say such terrible things again!"

Daikoku cooked four bowls of rice cake soup, one of which was left in the kitchen until Yato came back to eat, the three of us sat together and ate this lunch quietly, then I washed the dishes and cleaned up the kitchen, and wanted to go out Go around.

The main thing is to send the wagashi I made to the boss who allowed me to work part-time.

Yes, I started a hard-working part-time job after a week of coming to Mr. Xiaofu's place.

No way, don't ask me why the dead still need money, I also frankly want to know why I can still feel cold and hungry after swallowing the bento.It’s not that I can no longer go to the clothing donation box to pick up clothes, but after all, I still have that thing called self-esteem, and my skin is not thick enough, so I finally decided to exchange labor for clothes and food.

It was very difficult to work part-time at the beginning. I could only choose the kind of job that works during the day and pays daily.It's easy to meet monsters outside at night, and if I take the money the next day, the boss may have completely forgotten that he ever hired me.

This made me very sad, even though they still praised me for being cute when they finished work on the first day, when they saw me the next morning, they looked strange and reserved as if my brain had been formatted.

But now it is much better than at the beginning. The boss who accepts me to work is very interesting. He doesn't look too old, maybe in his twenties, but his hair has turned white early.He partnered with another blue-haired young man to open a tea restaurant. One was the chef and the other was the waiter, and I was an errand runner.

By the way, the name of this tea restaurant is also very interesting, what is called "Chaldeas", it sounds weird, but I like it very much.Of course, the most important thing is that the boss and his waiters can remember me, which makes me feel very relieved. I am not afraid of not being paid, and I don’t have to bother to introduce myself again every day.

When Miss Bishamenten and Zhaoma are not here, I will go to this tea restaurant to do odd jobs, and then slowly spend the money I earn.Master Xiaofu and Dahei are unwilling to accept my living expenses, so I can only try my best to help with housework or buy some ingredients to make food every day, and express my gratitude in this way.

Now that I am finally out of the teacher, but the time is not more free than before.But as long as Yato doesn't pull me to do those commissions worth five yen, I'll still go there every now and then to do something.It's still a few days before the new year, whether they will remember me after the new year holiday... is still unknown.

So I'm going to send the thank you gift while they still remember me.

"Yo! Boss Emiya, Cu Chuulin, Happy New Year." I pushed open the door of the tea restaurant and looked in. In the whole restaurant, there were only two ladies sitting at the bar with their backs to me.

"Oh, it's Miyin here. Happy New Year, how are you doing recently?" The blue-haired brother poured me a cup of lemon black tea, and deliberately added a spoonful of sugar.I thanked him for his kindness and walked to the bar with a glass in hand. After drinking water, I washed my hands and stretched my head to see if there was a menu posted on the board.

The owner of this tea restaurant is surnamed Wei Gong. He has a nice voice and seldom speaks. In addition to his excellent craftsmanship, he is also very righteous. People like me who miss work every now and then have not been fired. I really have a good impression of him.

"There is nothing to make, you just sit there." The boss who came out of the warehouse gave me a chair, and I sat on it with a symbolic rejection, and waited for the guests to pay and leave before giving the gift give it to them~

Boss Emiya saw me sitting there with a very obedient face, and turned around to clean the kitchen utensils with confidence. Cu Chulainn stood at the door and winked at me from time to time, making me "eat, eat, eat" and laugh endlessly.

The two female customers in front of the bar quickly settled the omelet rice on the plate. I smiled and went to the cash register to help them pay. The blonde British lady stood in front, tall and plump with black hair. stand behind.After paying the bill, I handed the change and cash to the lady in front of me. She held a handful of bills and small change in both hands like a knight receiving a sword, and some incomprehensible emotions flashed in her big and bright eyes.

No, what are you moving?Is omurice too delicious?

The two ladies seem to know each other, the one behind immediately reached out to poke her, the one in the front held the change in one hand and pulled down the skirt, bent his knees to me, and then touched his chest with one hand: "Hi, I'm Al Torlia Pendragon."

"...Hello, I'm Miyin." I grinned with a business smile, and she raised her hand to help take off the hair tie, leaving a sentence: "The weather is really nice today, it's a pleasure to meet you." Face ran out in a hurry.

Me: "..." There are too many slots, and I seem to be too busy to be the only one who complains.

This is not over yet, the sexy-looking black-haired lady in the back walked up to me and touched my face, supported my chin, and made me look up at her, looking at me with eyes filled with infinite melancholy , as deep as the finest obsidian.

No, I already have Ms. Bishamonten in my heart. Although I fell out of love because of Zhaoma, my heart for idols will never change at will!

Miss Bishamonten, I have always liked you!

"What a lovely little girl, when I see you, I think of my poor child. Can you please call me 'Mom' in this season when everyone can get gifts? Just to comfort a Sad and lost poor mother... oh!" The black-haired lady looked haggard, and my heart was as haggard as her——

No, it is easy for you to misunderstand me!I thought you wanted to have sex with me, but it turned out to be a marriage?

The big ups and downs in life are too fast, and I can't bear it.

However, no matter whether I can bear it or not, this lady always maintains the posture of a domineering president and picks my chin, as if she won't give up until she hears me calling "Mom".

Me: "...K...K...Mom..." Forget it, just yell and send her away, I guess she is crazy about the child.

"Ah~ I'm so happy~ I'm so happy~ I'm so happy that my chest is about to burst!"

I glanced at her chest, wisely silent.Well, it's really about to crack...

The black-haired lady was finally satisfied after hearing the phrase "Mom", she let go of my face, her expression was intoxicated and intoxicated.I shivered violently, what kind of sick and delicate person is this, it scared me to death!

At this time, it was my not-hearted Boss Emiya who saved me. He put his hand on the ticker of the cash register, and put on a posture that would fascinate a girl in a football field, blocking the black-haired lady from me. shrouded.

"Okay, let's go." The concise and concise words are deafening!

Boss Emiya!I won't secretly complain about your facial paralysis anymore!I don't dislike you any more!You are my savior!The righteous partner who saved me from the weird atmosphere!

The black-haired lady seemed a little jealous of him, and stared at me reluctantly for a few more times before turning away. I felt that a layer of skin had been scraped off by her gaze.

"Boss, thank you!" I thanked him sincerely, and then took out the hidden paper bag from behind: "This is the wagashi I learned to make at the relative's house in the boarding house. The New Year is coming soon, thank you and Ku Qiu Lin took care of me for more than a month, happy new year, give."

The boss chopped melons and vegetables with a kitchen knife with ease. His never-shaking hands seemed to shake. He turned on the tap and washed it carefully before reaching out to take the paper bag. Sophisticated taste.I saw that he had taken away the gift, so I turned around and greeted Cu Chulainn: "You also have a share. Even though you are a foreigner, it's good to eat wagashi once in a while."

"Oh oh oh! Do you still have mine? Hahahahaha! It's great, thank you~" He walked over carelessly, picked up the paper bag and opened it in twos and twos, and took out the orange flower fruit with a gradient blue background and put it away. I looked at it in front of my eyes, and then "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" I stuffed it all in one gulp.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! I will be choked, I will definitely be choked! Water, boss, water!" I was startled by his overly bold eating, and jumped up to look for water.The boss was full of helplessness, as if he had to force himself to hold back his forehead and sigh, and turned to take a glass and poured half a glass of tap water in front of Cu Chulainn.

It is impossible to stuff a whole wagashi into your mouth without choking.Fortunately, we reacted quickly, otherwise we should call him 120 at this moment, or call to arrange the cemetery.

Choking to death by wagashi, Cu Chulainn, how unlucky you are! ?Do you want me to carve some words on your tombstone "this person died of luck" to mock you!

"Okay, the gift has been delivered, I should go back ~ my brother is still waiting for me at home." I can't explain to others that I am actually a dead spirit, and I was bound into his artifact by a wandering god, so I can only be kind. Lied that Yato is my idle brother.

The boss reached out and rubbed my head, took out two bento boxes from the pantry and pushed them to me: "I will give you a holiday for the New Year, remember to come back to work after the holiday! Don't forget to bring me the bento boxes when the time comes." .”

"Oh!" I sniffed hard and nodded.

Judging by my physique, by that time they probably won't know who I am anymore.

But it doesn't matter, we can get to know each other again!

Others have confessed their first love fifty times, but I just introduced myself a few more times to my part-time boss, which is much simpler and easier.

"Boss, you must remember me. I will definitely come back after the New Year holiday to return your bento box. Don't find other people to work!" They hadn't forgotten about me when I was in the box, and I, I pulled Yato over to help him clean all the tiles and sinks for free!