[Comprehensive] Daily life of the retired savior

"Miyin is your name, right? Who is your divine master?" Zhaoma, the man with glasses, threw out a deadly question as soon as he came up, and I looked at Dahei with some concern—you are my father, Dahei Jun, please Don't leave me alone to this insidious guy, or...or I won't even have a single hair left in a while!

However, Dahei did not receive my hint this time, and let me know quite heartily: "She is Yato's new artifact, you know, Yato always does this."

Didn't it mean that we can't let Bishamon know who my divine master is!This guy is obviously Miss Bishamonten's favorite general!He will definitely inform!Then I will be hammered to death by my goddess, probably...

I know that my current expression must be similar to that of a petrified hamster, so that both of them looked at me and raised their hands to cover their mouths and laughed.

"Miyin is really cute, it's too difficult for her to follow Yato."

"Indeed, I can see it below."

"I don't know anything other than realm. I can only talk about common sense and other things. But it's obviously not so peaceful around Yato. Fortunately, I met you today. I'll leave this child to you for the time being."

"I will do my best."

Then, Zhaoma tried his best to grab me and beat me up.

I have reason to suspect that he is taking the opportunity to take revenge on me for flattering his lord with black tea and snacks.

"Miyin, for artifacts, becoming the beacon of God's Lord, or even blessing artifacts is the most valuable thing. You need to work hard." While beating me with a ghost/animal smile, he made me run away with my head in my arms, while instilling a lot of Something that can be called a brainwashing cult like "one, two, three, what you need to know about artifacts" is the idea that I should hang myself on this crooked neck tree like Yato and stop fighting Bishamonten.

I will not follow your wishes!I puffed up my cheeks and secretly scolded him [-] times in my heart. Maybe the expression gave away my psychology. The man with glasses felt that I needed to be severely educated and punished.

——Therefore, his fingertips continuously condensed white light, drawing dazzling white lines or screens of light, and packed me up and fled in all directions.

"The realm, the emotion of fear or rejection are all conducive to mastering as soon as possible. You first imagine an image that you want to completely eliminate, and then put your two fingers together in a spear shape to distinguish the inside and outside, and then draw your fingers down. This is the 'line'." .”

I'd probably be more grateful if the white lines weren't drawn to my legs.

I just want to get rid of you completely now!

The feelings of grievance and anger are constantly brewing, and I want to fight back. I want to let this person know that he hurts me.

The anger accumulated to the extreme, I suddenly turned to change lanes to fight back, the white light wave cut across like a blade, because I couldn't even grasp the strength because of the emotional outburst, I cut a straight line on the grass in Mrs. Xiaofu's backyard.

The ghost wearing glasses on the opposite side pursed his lips and laughed. My realm was crushed by his two instantaneous white lights. The man turned his wrist and pointed at me and shouted: "Tiebu."

"..."

fall!This is cheating!You stalked me all afternoon and suddenly told me that the content of the exam has changed, please explore by yourself... Let me go!I want to clean your glasses boy!

I was fixed in place and couldn't move. Zhaoma pulled off her gloves with a happy face and took out a marker pen from her pocket and walked over: "'Binding cloth' is used to restrain the target. First, know the target's real name. Second, The status is higher than the target. Go on, Xiao Miyin."

He drew a line on my face and broke the spell.I leaned on my knees and gasped for breath. The hour-long flight made my breathing disordered, but I refused to admit defeat, trying to point out the loopholes in his words while panting: "I won't say the first point, artifacts are equal Well, how do you judge the status?"

Zhao Ma raised her eyebrows and glanced at me, her eyes were full of astonishment of "So you have a brain", which made my hands itchy.

He nodded and said: "There is a trick here, no matter who the opponent is, as long as you keep your contempt for them from the bottom of your heart, 'Bobu' will basically not miss."

I was filled with grief and indignation: "...so how much do you despise me!"

It turns out that you are the top two in middle school, sorry for your disrespect!

Seeing a fundamental change in my attitude, Zhaoma smiled even brighter: "Well, Yato-sama is also my benefactor, and I should teach you. You're welcome."

Soon, after being beaten into a dog, I enjoyed the experience of "one step at a time, one step at a time, one step at a time".Until Dahei reappeared, I was lying on the grass with my breath dying.

"Thank you, Mr. Zhaoma." Dahei was both respectful and polite to him, and he didn't give it to me who was lying on the ground like a dead dog.

Zhao Ma pushed down her glasses, and vividly interpreted the image of a gentle scum: "I had a good time with Xiao Miyin."

... MMP, MMP, did you hear that!

I beat the ground angrily, but Dahei turned a blind eye.

After all the guests had left, Dahei came back again. He picked me up from the grass and took a look... His face quickly turned red, and then he broke out a long series of laughter that can be called the brainwashing of magic sounds...

What are you laughing at, have you never seen an artifact with a strange symbol drawn on it?

While Dahei said that he had never seen such an artifact, he shook his hands and showed me to Mr. Xiaofu. Mr. Xiaofu smiled even more exaggeratedly than him, which completely smashed my poor self-esteem.

They let me wash my face after they laughed enough, and from then on, Zhaoma would grab me and play "cat and mouse" with me almost every week when Bishamonten came to make circles with Master Xiaofu... No, it was me Played by him unilaterally.

Of course, I know that he just wants me to stay by Yato's side and don't think about Miss Goddess, so I don't appreciate it, hmph!

Then, during the month when Yato disappeared for no reason, I gradually mastered the "line", "tied cloth", and even learned "Lang Lang" and curse songs... I always feel that the direction of my efforts is not right...

I am a knife!Hit the knife!Do you have no right to fight with a knife?Why do these compulsory courses of kidnapping and torture?Are you trying to spoil me, a naive and innocent minor!explain!

Faced with my doubts, Zhao Ma touched my head helplessly, probably trying to figure out whether it was filled with cement or mortar.Fortunately, I was vigilant enough, I cleverly dodged his chest with my head in my hands, and then hid behind Dahei, grinning at him and winking.

"Doesn't this look very smart?" Zhaoma pushed down his glasses, "Tell Yato that Master Bishamon seems to have grasped his whereabouts recently, so let him be careful."

"I, I won't thank you, huh!" I knew that the new year was coming, and a truly famous god like Bishamonten would be very busy, and my study time should probably be over.I will not prepare a variety of delicious handmade snacks and package them exquisitely and beautifully like those caring little cuties, and then blushing and changing into neat and decent clothes to give out my thanks.

"..."

"No gift! Absolutely nothing! If you want to be thanked, I'll buy you some black tea when Bishamonten-sama comes next time..."

Zhaoma persisted in fighting for an hour and still failed to catch me. He nodded to indicate that I had left the division.I didn't have the embarrassing expression of tears brewing in my eyes, but my tone became lower and lower, and finally turned to face him with my back, and ran away angrily.

"Mi Yin is still a child after all." Zhao Ma watched the orange-haired girl run away and couldn't help shaking her head and smiling wryly.Her talent is ordinary and ordinary, but she is diligent and stubborn, and even her heart is unexpectedly soft. Looking at this girl, he seemed to see himself who had just become an artifact more than 100 years ago.

Dahei took out a delicately packaged snack with washi paper and cable ties from behind: "This is a wagashi made by Mi Yin himself, and the ingredients are all bought with the money she earned from part-time work. Deposit it early in the morning. I signed the sign and put it on the table, probably because I was too shy to hand it to you myself."

"Oh! Wagashi, you can drink tea with Bishamon-sama."

"Hey! I said you...forget it..."

"Ok??"

"It's okay, that's it."

Dahei: In fact, Zhao Ma-kun... is also very slow sometimes.

One week before the new year, Yato came back. The first thing he did when he saw me after being missing for about a month was to take me and him to the gates of various shrines to sell strange and useless amulets. Business After the failure, he took me to find cats, repair sewers, scrub bathrooms every day, and occasionally do some commissions to mediate the pecking activities of teenagers.

I passed on Zhaoma's reminder to him, and this guy took my hand nervously and said: "Miyin! No matter what, you must stay away from that idiot Bishamonten, and you must not follow her and fail." Every day, I just chase after men endlessly and tirelessly. No one wants such a woman."

Me: "...you really have the guts to put gold on your face!"

"No way! Could it be too late!" He panicked and covered his face with his hands in disbelief, and I kicked his calf unbearably: "Excuse me, you really don't deserve it Lord Bishamonten."

The devastated Yato went out to clean the kitchen by himself, and we had a fight because of the idol, and finally agreed that I could have a whole day of leisure time.No commission, no part-time job, just hide in the kotatsu with Master Xiaofu and slowly wait for the tangerines to be warmed up.

"Hey, Miyin-chan, you can already get along well with Koyato!" Master Xiaofu rested his chin on the kotatsu, his whole body was round and round exuding the luster of "duangduang". I sat opposite her and talked with her. exactly the same.

Kotatsu is really very civilized...

"Master Xiaofu, can we not bring up topics that make people want to cry in the New Year?" I refused to imagine myself not complaining about Yato, lazily letting my body be slowly swallowed by the kotatsu demon king.Master Xiaofu suddenly laughed strangely "Kusi Kushi Kushi": "Don't look at Sayoto like this, he is actually a very scary person, especially for a divine weapon."

I changed my face and pressed on the kotatsu: "Huh?"