[Comprehensive] Daily life of the retired savior

I glanced at Yato who slid down from the self-service vending machine, then at the burly man wearing a pink ruffled apron, weighed the difference in strength between the enemy and us and the general truth, decisively... Forget it, I am I'm a short-sighted person, and I don't hesitate to apologize or something. Let's see how many bones Yato has broken before talking.I bowed slightly apologetically at the strong man, ran over and squatted down to poke Yato's face: "Are you still alive?"

My answer was a loud sob.

The burly man opened the door and let out a crack, and a petite and cute pink girl like cotton candy ran out of the door. She threw herself on me happily and hugged me. I looked at the top of her hair. Sincerely admire her height.

Ah~ the sense of superiority brought by this altitude!

"You are Miyin-chan, right? Yesterday Xiaoyato said that he would bring you and me to meet me, so happy~ Miyin-chan is just as kawaii as I imagined~" She rubbed me like a rag doll for a while, until Biao The big man came over and "picked" her off me and put her away, only then did I realize that there seemed to be only these two people in the shop.But the burly guy seemed to say something like "my goddess/wife" just now... that is to say...

Alas!abnormal!Lolicon!Started in three years!

I looked at the man who was taller than me with a look of "there are bad guys here, uncle policeman". This guy suddenly stretched out a fist the size of a clay pot, spread his palm and rubbed it hard on the top of my head: "You How did it fall into the hands of someone like Yato, what a poor little guy."

"!" Yato immediately jumped up from the ground and pulled me behind him when he heard this: "Don't just mess with Miyin just because my artifact is cute!"

What responded to him was the iron fist sanction of the burly man.

I'm not stupid, if I see this and don't understand that I was not only bought and sold by Yetou, but also fooled by him, then I'm probably just a stick.

"That...sorry." I don't know what to say other than these two words, and I feel that no matter what I say, it will be super invincible and embarrassing.In the end, the pink-haired girl came up and dragged me into the store, sitting under the corridor and introducing me to each other while enjoying the "intense exchanges" of the men.

"I'm Ebisu Xiaofu, you can call me Xiaofu. Dahei is my magic weapon."

I was immediately in awe of her.I know who Ebisu is!The God of Wealth, the God of Business, the God of Fortune, an amiable old man with a white beard and a naive look holding a fishing rod to fish!

Although there are some differences in image and gender, they are gods, so it doesn’t matter if they are different... just like koi, although everyone thinks of red fat-headed fish when they mention it, as long as it brings good luck, is it carp or crucian carp? Or goldfish or something, probably no problem.And I vaguely assume that this kind of thing happens around me seems, should be common?

What a ghost!

"Xiao-Xiaofu-sama!" She is Ebisu, can you bless me that I will always have an SSR in ten consecutive rounds?

I'm not greedy at all, really!

"What, Miyin! You don't use honorifics when you call me a god, but you are so respectful to other gods!" Yato, who had been cleaned up in a golden way, lay on the floor of the corridor and was heartbroken. I gave him A look of "you experience it yourself", and then blowing rainbow fart with great sincerity: "Of course it's because Mr. Xiaofu has a long history and is highly respected, so he should be respected and treated well by everyone!"

The way Dahei looked at me instantly became kind and gentle, which was in stark contrast to his appearance.

Ye Dou punched someone on the floor angrily, and Dahei immediately gave him a slap on the head: "Why did you bring your artifact here, tramp."

"Oh, Miyin is a pure novice, I don't know anything, and I'm not very good at bringing newcomers, I want to trouble Dahei to tell her some common sense that must be known for artifacts." Yato waved at me weakly, I understand him Meaning, he turned his head and looked at the burly man Dahei Jun with doggy eyes.

Dahei looked at me for a while, got up and left without saying a word, I went to see Mrs. Xiaofu again with a question mark on my head, she was already laughing and collapsed on the ground and knocked vigorously: "Hahaha, ahhahaha. Long time no see Over Dahei's shy appearance, Miyin-chan is so cute. I agree, stay at my house for a few days, and let Xiao Yato take the commission by himself."

In this way, I was left in the home of Master Ebisu Kofuku in a daze, while my mistress disappeared without a trace.

"It doesn't matter. I have known Xiao Yatou for hundreds of years. He often disappears for a while from time to time. No one knows where he went. Anyway, he will reappear after hundreds of years. You don't have to worry."

When I asked Mrs. Xiaofu a question, she comforted me so much, there was no actual content other than a hug of love.

Master Xiaofu and Dahei are really strange.If Yato and I belong to the mancai type who complain about each other, then they probably belong to the family combination of a single father raising a daughter.Of course, what I mean by strange doesn't mean this, but... Mrs. Xiaofu, she never goes out!

Are you a dimensional witch!

Of course, this question involves other people's privacy and living habits. I didn't bother with too much curiosity.

It was a group of strange guests that really made me understand the difference between people and gods.

It was a sunny evening, and I was helping Dahei organize the cold drinks in the freezer at the gate of the yard, when a heroic Queen in full armor and wearing a military uniform appeared in front of me with her entourage under the colorful clouds.

To tell the truth, if I hadn’t been bound by Yato, I would have knelt beside her boots and sang loudly, “Please take care of me, I can warm the bed” and hug her thigh to beg for her…

She has long golden hair, lavender eyes, and an aura that wears the universe. Whether it is height, aura or CUP, she is my ideal type... Hey!Miss, look at me!I can, I am willing to bend into a mosquito coil for you!

Maybe it's because my expression is too stupid, the young lady was amused by me... I think I saw endless pure white lilies, and there are little angels with bare buttocks singing among the flowers.

However, before my goddess could speak to me, a young man with short black hair and also in military uniform stepped forward and blocked my admiring angle of Miss Sister.He pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, and a white light flashed on the lenses: "Please inform Lord Xiaofu that Bishamonten is visiting."

"Ah, oh, uh... sorry, I'm going right now. Please come in."

I led the guests in, and ran to the backyard to invite Mr. Xiaofu and Dahei to come out together, and then boiled water and made tea with great scheming and winking.

two cups.

Except for Mr. Xiaofu and my goddess, no one can taste the high-quality black tea brewed by me, which is exactly 95 degrees Celsius under standard atmospheric pressure.

When I returned to the living room with the teapot, teacup, and treats for guests, Master Xiaofu and my goddess sister were sitting and standing talking.In line with the idea of ​​showing upbringing and admiration, I carefully placed the tea tray on the tatami and gently pushed it forward to Master Xiaofu.

The rich and mellow black tea was slowly poured into the teacup from the teapot. I put the milk sugar within the reach of the two gods before quietly retreating. Dahei gave me an appreciative look. The man with glasses behind the goddess Then keep silent, the white light flickers on the lens frantically.

Master Xiaofu squeezed a piece of tea and stuffed it into his mouth, then opened a map and lay on the floor happily writing and drawing on it. I stood aside with the tea tray in my arms and glanced at it. It seemed to be an ordinary local traffic map. .While he was wondering, the man with glasses said: "Master Xiaofu, this is your new magic weapon?"

snort!Don't think that I don't know that you are fighting against me for the Miss Goddess, I will never bow my head and admit defeat!

"You mean Miyin? No, she was temporarily placed here by someone else's family. It's been less than a week since she became an artifact, and I don't understand many things. She's super cute~ If Xiao Bisha is curious, it's better to let your family Ma stayed here to teach her." Master Xiaofu lay on the ground with bare legs, humming a song like a child and drew a few circles with a red pen, then turned over and sat up and pushed the map out: "Okay, it's about these few days. a place."

I looked at Dahei, and he told me who Zhaoma was... Hey, the man with glasses!

Than staring, I will definitely not be afraid!

Zhao Ma and I stared at each other for a while, and this guy suddenly pushed his glasses down and laughed: "A rookie with good qualifications, has the potential to become a beacon." He said, looking at my goddess, Miss Sister Smiling and waving his hands: "Go, the black tea is very good, I can sit and rest for a while."

Dahei put his hand on my head, bent me slightly, and then dragged me into the backyard first: "I give you a warning, Miyin, Bishamonten is recognized as the strongest martial god. If you don't want to die, don't die!" Tell her who you are."

"..." Again, my brain is not stupid, so I understand... This lady goddess, Bishamonten, the strongest warrior, is probably the existence of Yato's enemies...

I'm so worried, Yato, can't you earn some energy!

At this time, the man with glasses, Zhao Ma, also came to the backyard. He smiled very reservedly, and I even saw the black mud seeping out of someone's back.

Well... between me and my lady goddess, there is not only a super huge tragic gap like Romeo and Juliet, but also the condition of having a villainous Sister Rong, and it is foreseeable that there will be a smooth road all the way to BE end.

I feel like I'm broken in love, half an hour after I fell in love with a real blonde goddess at first sight.

Blue thin, mushrooms.