[Comprehensive] Daily life of the retired savior

"...Don't say such terrible things so easily, Miyin." Yato let go of me and let me stand in a human form again, turned over and jumped off the roof with a "hey" and followed the hole we smashed through just now. Dadong walked in swaggeringly: "Hello, I am the God of Night Fighting who delivers the goods to your door quickly, cheaply, safely and safely. This young man, you seem to have some troubles. You only need five yen to entrust this matter to me." Ye Fighting God is finished, how about it?"

"..." I didn't expect to be able to do this at all, so that I was temporarily speechless.

Even though we smashed the glass the first time we stopped a man from abusing his wife, perhaps because Yato moved so fast, none of the three people in the room noticed him.But now, the three members of the family look at it with the expression of "mouth A mouth", this rhythm is a bit too curious!

The man was the first to react. He blushed and pointed at the woman and scolded: "Did you raise this outside!"

No, your attitude is wrong. Didn't you force your wife to accompany you for a drink just now? You probably don't mind the color of your hat. Why are you bothering now?

explain!Are you racist against us!

Although I think Yato is unreliable, I can't let this useless God Lord be humiliated by others casually in front of me.Although I am his magic weapon in terms of identity, after getting along with him for a long time, I am sure of one thing, that is - I am the master!This guy wouldn't even pick a used clothes donation box without me.

"Uncle, I don't like to hear you say that!" I jumped off the roof and stood beside Yato nimbly, "Touch the volume of your hair on the top of your head, and then look at the length of this one for comparison. Even if the taste is not very good, but we have good looks, no matter what the wife is blind, she will definitely not choose the wrong one. Besides, we are just innocent passers-by who help each other when we see injustice, maybe you want to explain to the police Isn't this domestic violence, just a little whip of love? Do you think our excellent police uncle will believe your nonsense!"

Uncle bald was obviously choked by me, but there were too many strange things today, he didn't dare to act rashly, he could only sternly stretch out an index finger and poke the tip of Yato's nose to threaten: "Okay! I understand, you two It’s the guy who was sent to collect my black information. Those words are just for some hush money. Say, how much money, get the hell out of me! I beat my wife in my own home, it’s none of your business! "

Ye Douli ignored him, and just looked at the boy who had been protected by his mother with a straight face. I could feel the increasingly restless monsters and inhuman voices approaching, but the mother who was protecting her son He suddenly raised his head and said, "I have a wish. If you can fulfill it, let alone five yen, five million is not a problem!"

"My wish is to let my son get rid of all this. I hope that he will no longer be bound by me, no longer be threatened by his father, and not let this tragedy continue on him..." She rubbed her hands lovingly The boy's soft hair, I saw strange-shaped monsters slowly entwining her body, and there were twice as many strange eyes as before densely scattered all over the entire space, which can definitely kill dense phobia patients.

She wanted to kill herself, to end the pain with her own life.And those who witnessed all this are us two meddling innocent passers-by...

No, is it not good to live?Must go this way.

Yato's face was even uglier than before. He almost wanted to turn around and walk away, but the black-haired boy who had been silent all this time grabbed his trousers.He looked over in a daze, and took out a golden ring-shaped coin from his pocket and handed it to Yato: "If it's a god, end all of this, please."

I am such an excellent employee, of course I will not wait for the boss to work alone.

So I squatted down to keep eye level with this mother, looked into her eyes and said in surprise: "Madam, have you ever thought that once you die, you will be so relaxed and happy, and soon another woman will beat your son and spend your money?" Qian, will you still be alive to support him by then!"

The woman froze for a moment, probably supplementing the small theater I just described in her head, and the restlessness and uneasiness in the air were instantly swept away, as if those eyeballs and monsters just now were just me dazzled Dream.

I:……

Yato: ...

"Hey, if that's the case, I'll take over the young master's commission. To end all of this, you just need to cut off the relationship between you as a family. From now on, you're just acquaintances. As you drift away, each other is also There will be no more connections." He took the coin handed over by the young man and flicked it with his thumb: "I heard your wish, you are destined."

He stood up straight and stretched out his hand. I followed the call and turned into a knife again. This time, I saw the intricate red thread entangled between the three of them. Yato explained to me carefully: "I am only responsible for cutting. As for what to cut, It's up to you." After finishing speaking, he raised his hand and raised the knife high, and swung the knife down amidst my series of "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

——If I'm limping, what we're going to tell today will be a bloody ghost story!

I hastily gathered my breath and concentrated my mind, and silently said "cut off fate, cut off fate". They will be strangers.

Yeto held me in one hand, and turned on the phone with the other hand to dial the alarm. After a while, I heard the sound of the alarm bell ringing from far to near.He dragged me back a few steps and ran up to the big tree in the courtyard, running as fast as he could.

"I said, will the two of us be on the headlines of urban legends tomorrow?" Being carried by someone, I don't have to run hard by myself, and I can even distract myself from chatting with Yato, he laughed at me while panting: "Come on, wait for the police Opening the door and coming in, their family still remembers me as luck, you still want to be in the headlines? Good idea!"

"Eh?"

"Hey what, you don't think you're still alive if you have a body, do you need me to remind you, Miss Mi Yin, you've already been a resident of the other side." Running out of the community, Yatoichi Sitting on the bench in the green belt, he let go and put me back to sit next to him.

As soon as I sat down, I couldn't help but grabbed him and asked: "No, at first I thought that human beings couldn't see us, but didn't they all see us later? Why did you say that they would forget immediately, uh... I don't know I know how to describe it!" It was really Yato's dazzling series of operations just now that I was at a loss, and I didn't know what I wanted to say.

"Hey, let me ask you, how many trash bins are there at the turn we passed just now?" He suddenly asked a question that was wrong, and I froze for a moment, then replied with common sense: "Yes... four ?”

"Wrong! It's six. Look, don't the trash cans exist? No, they exist, but have you found them? No. It's similar to our current situation. The sense of existence is extremely low, and it is almost impossible to be People find it, but once it is discovered, it can be seen. I am also a god, you are not an ordinary undead now, but my artifact!" He explained more and more vigorously, but I felt that I couldn't bear it.

"So, what you want to say is that your sense of existence is not as good as a few trash cans?!"

"Is this the point!"

"……Is not it?"

"...Of course not! I'm explaining to you the reason why living people can't see us! How can we repair it!" The god master and the artifact must be crazy.

Yato wiped his face, I thought he must be secretly scolding me in his heart, but this fuming pufferfish made me feel helpless, so I decided to treat this guy a little better.

It's not thanks to him for waking me up and saving me from the bad luck of being swallowed by those disgusting monsters, hehe!

"Forget it, anyway, you will gradually understand this in the future." In the end, Yato simply chose to give up, stood up with his hands in his pockets, and walked forward like a wild dog shaking off mud and water: "Come on, I I'll take you to meet some people."

"Oh."

The two of us walked for almost three hours one after the other. To be honest, if I hadn't already received the lunch box, I would definitely refuse to walk for three hours alive.But there is nothing I can do now. My eldest is not only poor, but also decrepit. The family has no property, is penniless, and can’t even pay for a bus ride.

Originally, I had the idea to grab a free car - you know, no one saw us anyway, wouldn't it be OK to sit on the top of the bus?I heard that people from a certain country can even sit on the top of a train with their bare hands. Since trains can do it, so can buses. Otherwise, you look down on buses... However, this suggestion was ruthlessly rejected by Yato.

"I'm not going to turn around and take you off the traffic signal board with good intentions."

Hey, I thought he would say something like "Fare evasion is wrong", but sure enough, our thinking has never been on the same line.

In short, I followed him to test how far I could walk for three hours on foot, and finally came to an inconspicuous shop next to a park.I can't tell what this store sells, just like the street stalls that sell taiyaki and octopus balls at summer festivals, maybe it won't be surprising when they sell soba noodles.This store has two floors, a typical store in front and home in the back. There is a small courtyard at the door, and the children's favorite cold drink cabinets are placed beside the door. Across a narrow street, there is a row of spectacular Vending machines.

Ye Dou walked to the door of this house familiarly, put his hand into the gate fence of the house, pulled it away twice, then turned to look at me: "Come in."

No, it's hard for me to deal with you like this. If someone beats me up, should I go up and apologize to them directly or do I sit down?

"What kind of expression is that on your face! Come in quickly!"

"...Sorry, this is the expression of an upright girl looking at a suspected pickpocket. Yato, poor or something, I have accepted this setting, please don't break through the lower limit again, okay?"

The corners of Yetou's mouth twitched twice, and I felt that at one moment he was about to reach out and hit me, and the next second, he was kicked out by a burly man with a ferocious face: "It's that again! You bastard! What do you want to do to my goddess (note)!"

See, that's what worries me.