[Comprehensive] Daily life of the retired savior

"Miyin sauce!"

"Mi Yin!"

"Aww! Miyinyinyinyinyinyin!"

There is no doubt that the one who cries the loudest and eats the ugliest must be my good-for-nothing divine master.He opened the bento box, and after I carefully heated it in the microwave, the contents inside still gave off a "bulingbuling" light, whether it was rice balls, teriyaki chicken thighs, grilled eel, tempura, or night food. Dou's favorite octopus sausage, each one is the same as when it was just made.

"Although there is no shrine, I will work hard to make money to support you. Anyway, I have so much time, earn slowly, and one day I will be able to save up a shrine!" I opened the newly bought second-hand mobile phone and clicked on real estate The webpage of the economic company was shown to him in front of Yato: "It is difficult to build a new shrine, but there are many unowned inheritance or abandoned ones for sale, trick a believer into giving him money to buy a second-hand one for us, and then slow down Slowly think of a way to decorate, I estimate that 100 years will be enough!"

"Anyway, it doesn't matter even if it's a haunted house, the cheaper the better. You're a martial god, can't we get rid of the evil spirit? What do you think? When the time comes to raise a cat, I can retire as a senior with peace of mind. I don’t do anything but drink tea and watch flowers and tease cats every day~”

Regardless of what Yato thinks, I think my New Year's resolutions are very nice!

My good-for-nothing god master... His eyes are straightened when he looks at the shrines that are up for sale.

In the second half of the night, I was so touched by Mr. Xiaofu that I was hugged and rubbed in my arms, and I had to endure the terrible attack of Dahei who wiped my tears and slapped my back (my child finally had a good time).

What about Yato?He cried like a dog holding my second-hand mobile phone.

On the first day of the new year, we all got up late without any suspense.

Yato temporarily accepted a commission to help someone find the lost hairpin, and ran out of the house full of energy.There is no need for a magic weapon to do this kind of trivial matter, so I continue to stay at home.Master Xiaofu and Dahei drank some wine on a whim last night, and probably couldn't get up before noon.I got hangover soup and lunch ready and decided to go out for a walk.

During the day, it’s such a festival again, if you don’t go out for a walk, you will be sorry for the lively atmosphere of this festival.

I walked slowly along the embankment with my hand-woven scarf, surrounded by bustling people visiting relatives and friends.Dressed in festive costumes and carrying well-prepared gifts, they talked in low voices and smiled reservedly to everyone who casually met their eyes.

This is one of those rare days when everyone has good intentions...probably...

Then, I suddenly had an idea, especially looking for a pleasing-looking skyscraper to try the fun of cordless bungee jumping.Because my god master and I are poor ghosts, we have to save up our money to buy a house (shrine), and there is no plan to spend on entertainment.But on this beautiful day, I really wanted to find some exciting exercise to make myself happy, so I looked up for a while and chose the tallest office building in the business district.

It looks really tall!

That's great, no need to swipe your card here.

I followed the staff on duty and sneaked into the elevator until I reached the top floor, and then turned over through the unguarded vent, and thus came to the roof of the office building.

This is a great place.The view is very wide, the air is fresh, and the environment is elegant. I even vaguely saw the blue sea in the distance.Jumping from this height will probably keep me in a good mood for at least a week.

Well, anyway, I can't fall to my death, and I won't leave a torn corpse to cause everyone a headache. This height will not be seen by anyone, let alone scare or not.

The noisy wind blew my hair, I staggered onto the protective railing, staggered out again, stretched out my arms, took a deep breath, relaxed my body, and fell headfirst from the roof.

High-altitude cordless bungee jumping is a very good way of entertainment for a dead soul.With the rapid fall, every window on every floor is running like a revolving lantern or old-fashioned film. Meteorites fell from the sky and hit this building, and what I saw just now were the last expressions of these people before their lives.

Joy, anger, sorrow, joy.

is alive.

I relaxed and let myself continue to fall. When I hit the ground, my body suddenly felt as light as a feather, and it slowly fit together. Finally, I sat on the ground. Just go home.

Yato had already returned by the time I got back to Mrs. Xiaofu's house. He told me that he might use me at night, so I was mentally prepared.

Today I am in a good mood, humming a little tune and nodding.

When it was time to meet the devil, I followed Yato and walked out until I reached the place filled with black mist.

I'm sure, I'm going to hate fog!

In the black mist, monsters constantly surged into shape, and even opened wind caves leading to hell in unexpected places.

I turned into a sword and was held by Yato, and my eyes focused on the youkai's weak point again.

From dusk to dawn, I don't know how many monsters we killed in total. After the last one was sealed, I felt like my waist was about to break.

"Come back, Miyin." Yato let go of me after confirming that there was no danger around, the first thing I did after landing was to lift up my sleeves and sniff the sweat stained on Xiaoyang's skirt: "Um, okay Smelly!"

Yato was also exhausted, he probably didn't have the energy to argue with me, so he rubbed his sweaty hand on my hair, and I was so angry that I punched him.

This kind of days of sleeping, wandering and working during the day, and going out to fight monsters at night did not last too long. When the east wind urged the plum blossoms to bloom and the temperature gradually changed, Yato pulled me out of Mr. Xiaofu's house.I thought about it, it really wasn't a problem for the two of us to stay in other people's homes so brazenly, so I said goodbye and left after solemn thanks.

But there is no way for a homeless tramp to protect his property, especially since I may become a knife at any time.For one reason or another, on the first day after the annual leave ended, I returned the cleaned bento box to the owner of the tea restaurant.

This time, there were no diners in the store, so the boss invited me to eat some fried rice. I sat down and ate my stomach unceremoniously, and waved to the boss Wei Gong like a lucky cat: "Boss, what do you have?" Wish?"

"Hmm... If I wish... probably I hope that an important person will be healthy and everything will go well. Although the first point is impossible to achieve, I sincerely hope that she can get the second blessing." He looked at me with a smile , as if looking at someone else through me.

I don't like this kind of wish that has the same wish as if I didn't, because there is no way for Yato and I to help him realize it.If you can't realize other people's wishes, you can't collect money, and if you can't receive the five yen, fate can't be concluded.

In vain to increase troubles, can not form a relationship.

However, I am not a fateist, and I will not lament that the world is unfair to me. I will only continue to work hard in a different direction.

"Well, your wish will definitely come true. But in order to celebrate the safe arrival of the new year, please be sure to leave the bathroom and kitchen to me to clean! Shenghui five yen~"

I know this request is very strange, but I made a promise with myself that if they still remember me after the annual leave, I will drag Yato to clean all the tiles in his house!Now that Yato is going to Tenmangu to collect debts, I can only roll up my sleeves and work hard on my own, not for that five yen so that he can always remember me!

Boss Emiya and his waiter Cu Chulainn are very interesting people. Faced with my sudden strange request, they never refused. They took out the cleaning tools and cleaned them with me. A golden coin rests in my palm.

... It's hard for me to describe how I feel right now.It's probably a mixture of emotion and hypocrisy, and then I silently complained about myself like this in my heart.

Leaving the tea restaurant, I walked towards Tenmangu with nowhere to go, and Yato said he was waiting for me nearby.Anyway, the two of us, one god master and one god weapon, when the distance is not too far, he only needs to shout and I will turn into a knife and fly over involuntarily, so there is no need to worry about not being able to find each other.

Moreover, there is another thing in this world called a mobile phone.

I felt a little tired after walking for a while, and it was still early, so I found a quiet place to sit and rest.

The meandering river in front of you is crystal clear, and you can see the aquatic plants drifting with the waves and the fish playing leisurely below.The flow of the river was in the same direction as I was walking. I tilted my head and thought for a while, and then I had a bold idea.

If you float in the river and go down the river, you can probably save a lot of energy!I really can't move anymore!

Before I could practice this idea, circular ripples suddenly appeared on the water surface out of thin air.It seemed that an invisible hand was naughtily throwing stones at me one by one. When the last stone fell, there was a young girl in white dress and a crown in front of me.She was about twelve or thirteen years old, with a traditional puppet hairstyle, beautiful big eyes and white skin, and she was a little shorter than me.

First of all I want to state that I don't hate anyone, I like humans.

But today I may need to limit this "like". For example, the girl who appeared in front of me, I don't think I will like her.

Her body is covered with scarlet letters of various seal characters, which means that she serves many masters at the same time.Of course, I don't discriminate against other people's having multiple jobs. I don't like her because she first released her hostility towards me.

Intense, eager to kill and then quickly hostile.

I'm not a shivering M, and I don't have Stockholm syndrome. Everyone wants me to die, so how could I like her!