[Comprehensive] Daily life of the retired savior

I hurriedly called Oda Sakunosuke before the end of the lunch break and told him that he was going to buy real estate, and I also asked him to ask for permission to operate the shrine.

It has to be said that the work efficiency of the Mafia is much higher than that of the serious government departments.We made an appointment at a dessert shop, Oda Sakunosuke took the documents I handed to him and disappeared, and then I didn’t even finish the whole set of legal procedures for the short-buttered ox tongue cakes in front of me. .

Well, legal, real estate.

In other words, starting today, Yato is a god with a shrine!

I couldn't wait to walk out of the waiting dessert shop with the bag in my arms and call him to tell him the good news. After Yato listened carefully, he was unusually quiet.

It was completely different from his usual pretentious and loud yelling. His low cry was like a child who had traveled a long distance and finally got the flower he wanted in his original dream.

Yetou cried for a while before he calmed down and thanked me incoherently on the phone. I rubbed my eyes that were a little sore and smiled and said, "Aren't we two grasshoppers tied on a straw rope?" ? You have to work hard~"

"Yeah! It's like a dream~" The spirit of the god master immediately recovered, full of vitality, and the image of clenched fists almost materialized.

I seized the opportunity to make a request to him: "Then you quickly pinch yourself, hahahaha, I want to eat beef pot tonight! By the way, please go to the shrine to play with those who have helped~"

Probably at this time, if he told Yato that he wanted to eat grilled whale, he would take me to the open sea, so he readily agreed to the request of the beef pot, and then I added a sentence: "I also want crabs, remember Crabs!"

Hmm... It's been two years since I promised Dazai the crab feast. Anyway, my craftsmanship is not as good as Yato's, as long as I'm the one who pays the bill in the end.

So I thought happily about what good food I could have for dinner, turned around and went back to invite Oda Sakunosuke to go to the shrine to be a guest at night no matter what, and brought his friend Dazai Osamu along the way.

"Oh, I see, but Miyin, it's better for you to call him yourself, and then we can discuss it together, um...can you bring Ango with you? It's the person you met last time, without him It would probably be lonely."

I don't mind entertaining new guests, so of course I nodded in agreement: "No problem, it's so crowded, please say hello to Mr. Sakaguchi for me."

Mr. Oda nodded honestly, then walked to the counter and bought a small six-inch cake, asking me to take it home and distribute it to the children: "It's better for you to take it home, I will go to work in the next block later .”

"Or to resolve disputes?"

"Uh... no, there's a bomb over there that needs to be dealt with, just in time."

It turned out to be such a dangerous and interesting job?Although I really want to see it, but after all, this is Hong Kong and black affairs, I'd better not get involved rashly.So after saying goodbye to Mr. Oda and wishing him good luck, I stood on the side of the road with the small cake box and called Dazai.

The first call didn't go through, maybe I was busy.

After about 10 minutes, the phone rang. I picked up the phone and took a look. It was Dazai who called: [Mi Yin-chan rarely took the initiative to call, but unfortunately he didn’t pick up because of some idiots, so~ sorry~ sorry~ah~]

I looked up at the sun above my head, stepped back and hid under the eaves of the dessert shop: 【Not in a good mood? 】

The person on the opposite side raised his voice slightly, sounding surprised: 【Huh?I'm so happy, Mi Yin-chan can actually hear my mood changes. 】

[Of course, you are human, how could I not hear it. 】I laughed and complained about him, and Dazai’s voice was filled with a smile: 【No, no, not necessarily, many people don’t listen to me as carefully as you, Miyin. I'm in a good mood, I feel terrible seeing my deadpan face, and in the back of my mind I'm lying if I say I just have a toothache.No, I'm not lying a lot of the time. 】

I probably understand

Well, he must have encountered something and was really upset, maybe he didn't answer the phone just now because he was torturing those men in black: [So it's the broken bone that hurt yesterday?Well, today the shrine transfers ownership and invites everyone to come and play. I just invited Mr. Oda, and he agreed.There are sukiyaki and crabs, are you happy? 】

This is indeed good news, but to be honest, Dazai is not Dazai: [Huh?Didn't you ask me out alone? 】

[It's a shrine. Everyone who has helped us come to eat together. It's so lively.And if there are too many people, even if you don't want to talk and hide, you won't be found, huh? 】I think he probably always wants to hide himself, otherwise why does he have to wrap a bandage around his good eyes? Does this guy also have a second stage?

[Understood, I will discuss with Oda, can I bring an extra friend? 】

【No problem. 】

It's the same as what Oda-san said!

It seems that Dazai Osamu, Oda Sakunosuke, and Sakaguchi Ango are indeed very good friends, and they are not just calling out casually.I hung up the phone with a smile, stood where I was and took a deep breath, so as to stabilize my over-excited and joyful emotions.

This dessert shop is not too far from the government office building. There are beautiful flower beds and clear fountains, and you can see the blue sea across the road.

From this angle, although it is not as intuitive as a bird's-eye view from a high altitude, the charm of this city is still vividly reflected.The winding coastline surrounds the excellent natural harbor, and the ships coming from all over the world bring dizzying changes.The blue crystal-like sea gently hugs the emerald green mountains, and a slightly salty cool breeze blows from the sea.Seagulls flapped their wings and hovered above people's heads. On the walkway paved with anti-corrosion wood, couples were in pairs.Although it was almost December, the temperature was not as low as expected, and the strong girls even wore short skirts that did not reach their knees.

I smiled and walked along the plank road for a while, and finally calmed down before turning back to the shrine.

The first to run out were five children, big and small. Oda Sakunosuke's cake was warmly welcomed by them, and Xingsuke was the biggest, so he held the cake on his head and carried it into the shrine. Laughing loudly behind Katsumi, flocking to the shrine clamoring to eat it.

Yato has already cleaned the inside and outside of the shrine, and I took out the wooden board with his name engraved on it and asked him to hang it on the main hall himself.Yato's blue eyes filled with tears again, he reached out and pressed my head on the back of my head and pressed me into his arms: "Thank you, thank you, thank you Miyin."

"Don't cry anymore, isn't it a laughable thing to realize your dream?" I hugged him, raised my hand and rubbed the hair of the god master: "Although I can't give you the kind of land that covers [-] acres, everything There is a super big shrine with a wife by the way, but this small shrine is also very good. At the beginning, the starting point is lower and the road behind is easier to go. As for the believers, it’s up to you Yato~”

"Really, how can you call the lord like that without even adding an honorific!" I patted him on the back to signal to let go, and Yato let me go: "What should I do for you? I seem to be I didn’t do it for you, Yaya. It’s good for me to become a blessing device, or help me buy a shrine.”

I smiled and scratched Dai Mao: "I don't have any wishes for the time being. If I have to say... just...'world peace'? Hahahahaha, it feels more perfunctory than wishing everyone to be well."

"Okay, don't stand at the door, do you need my help? There will be a lot of guests later~"

Yeto immediately raised his nose and looked complacent: "You seem to have doubts about the strength of your own god? Oh, by the way, you have to go with me to Gao Tianyuan to register. From now on, I will be the one on the card Characters wow ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

In other words, it was not registered before?

I suddenly stopped and looked at him suspiciously: "...Yato, you don't even have a magic book!"

Yedou looked at the sky, looked at the ground, left and right, but he didn't dare to look at me: "Don't worry about these small things, it's good to have it now, it's the same sooner or later."

Me: "...well, forget it."

In the evening, we put together all the tables in the warehouse. Boss Emiya and Cu Chulainn came first with a huge fresh sea bream. Sakule immediately showed him the small cake that he didn't want to cut open, and Cu Chulain Lin was so moved that she burst into tears and patted her chest, promising that from now on, the little princess could eat cakes at the Chaldea Tea Restaurant until she didn't want to.

"Cake? What kind of cake?" Yato, who came out with a sukiyaki pot, didn't hear clearly, and only frowned and complained to Boss Emiya, "Did Mi Yin eat a lot of strawberry cake when she was working? I really don't know what happened to her." , obviously neither strawberries nor cakes are very interested, but when these two things are put together, they will vomit again. No trouble, right?"

The expressions on Boss Emiya's and Cu Chulainn's faces were blank for a second. At this moment, Sakunosuke Oda came in holding a candy bag and carrying a plastic bag: "Huh? Who vomited after eating strawberry cake, Sakura?"

"Oda is a big idiot, and Saku is not good at it." Kosuke and Katsumi, who are super protective of their sisters, took the dishes and chopsticks out of the kitchen, complaining loudly in dissatisfaction.Oda Sakunosuke doesn't know how to complain, but he has a tendency to have five complainers.

I raised my hand in a gesture of surrender to appease the little gentlemen: "Ah, it's me, I accidentally vomited for no reason, I will pay attention."

"What? Miyin, you actually vomited because you ate too much?" Dazai, who was following Mr. Oda, poked his head out and winked at me, while Mr. Sakaguchi, who was walking at the back, raised his hand to cover his forehead and sighed. He took a deep breath: "So why was I drawn to this... shrine?"

"Don't complain, we reluctantly brought you here because we were afraid of your loneliness. Be grateful to Ango, this is a shrine, and you will be disgusted by the gods if you complain all the time~" The black-haired boy stuck out his tongue, and Mr. Sakaguchi looked even more haggard Le: "I just hope I can rest well, sincerely."