[Comprehensive] Daily life of the retired savior

"Congratulations, Miss Oda." Mr. Sakaguchi pushed up his glasses and looked at me gently through the lenses. I seemed to see a trace of scrutiny in his eyes.But he quickly stepped aside politely: "Is there anything else I can help with?" I smiled and pointed to the scattered stools: "Just move the stools to the dining table and sit down."

"Well... this is a gift from us, but no one knows what to give in this situation, so... since it's a dinner party, it may be useful." Mr. Sakaguchi handed me the bag in his hand, and It is the same as the one that Mr. Oda held in front.

The last three men who walked in carried two big bags of cider, I could swear it was Dazai's idea.

Yato came out of the kitchen with another pot of crabs. When he saw Dazai, his nose was not his nose and his eyes were not his eyes. He seemed to be quite moved and wanted to drive him out... Finally, for my sake, he put three The Mafia walks into his shrine.

That's right, although the shrine is in my name on the contract and documents, the main deity enshrined is Yato, and his name is still hung in front of the main hall.

Of course, it can be said to be "his shrine".

"Don't look so fierce in your eyes, brother~ long~ big~ person~"

Dazai belongs to the naughty type who can't live without persecuting anyone, and is willing to challenge the limit, and now he has shifted his target to the main god of the shrine-except him, probably no one would do that.

Yato really hated Dazai a bit but didn’t want to argue with a human being, he put the pot on the table, glared at the young man, turned around and left, Dazai shrugged his shoulders: “No way, we have to be considerate of my brother-in-law’s feelings, right? Sound sauce?"

"What? Brother-in-law?! Miyin-chan?!"

The one who made the sound was Cu Chulainn with his eyes wide open. He seemed to want to fight with someone. Boss Emiya was quick and grabbed him to look at him—【What do you want? 】

Cu Chulainn stared back: [Of course, he directly stabbed the guy who shamelessly pestered Aster to death! 】

Boss Wei Gong sighed: 【Then how are you going to explain it to her? 】

Cu Chulainn: ...

Then he turned around and went back to look at Dazai again, as if the killer confirmed the target, Dazai turned his face and smiled and stared back: "Oh! Who is this?"

I was patted on the shoulder by him, only to realize that I haven't introduced the two people from Chaldea Tea Restaurant.

"Ah...Sorry, sorry. This is my part-time boss and colleagues, Boss Emiya, and Cu Chulainn. The three Dazai, Oda-san, and Sakaguchi-san... are my friends who helped with the documents and procedures. .”

I don't think I can name their occupations, or I might not be able to eat today's meal.

Dazai took the initiative to add: "I am Mi Yin's boyfriend~ These two are my friends."

Boss Emiya raised his hand in a very natural way to greet him, then pulled the stern-faced Cu Chulainn into the kitchen to look at Yato: "I think...it will be faster with our help."

So there are only three mafia and five children left in the yard. Look at me and look at you.

The children quickly crowded around Oda Sakunosuke and stared curiously at Dazai who was wearing a standard mafia overcoat.In fact, they were very polite, they just watched and didn't make a sound, and they didn't ask any questions that might make people feel embarrassed.

After a while, the children found that the guy in black just sat there quietly and let them look at them with a good temper, and then slowly relaxed and pestered Oda Sakunosuke to play games with him.

"Odasaku, Odasaku, there is a vegetable patch in the garden!"

"There are fruits! Persimmons!"

"And white radish!"

"Saki Le planted a little flower there... Unfortunately, we couldn't find it."

"Flower~"

The red-haired young man in a sand-colored coat was surrounded by a group of children to look at the fruit and vegetable field, and Sakule and the cat huddled together to rub against each other under the veranda.

The small courtyard is full of energetic laughter of children.

"I really can't imagine

The ease, is not it?Ango. Dazai propped his chin with one hand to watch the four boys and Mr. Oda fight wits and bravely, and Mr. Sakaguchi, who was leaning against the tree and drowsy, glanced at him and fell asleep completely—because there was a god.

No matter how bad Yato is, he is still a serious god. The barrier has played its due role. The interior of the shrine is full of spiritual power and clean, which naturally makes people feel very comfortable. It is simply the best place for office workers who are overworked all the year round. Good place to sleep.

The game between Oda Sakuno and the children in the distance is getting more and more strange. The biggest Xingsuke has learned kendo from Yato for a few days. He is carrying a wooden stick and waving it in style. All attention.Katsumi, Yuu, and Shinji were left behind to make some small moves. The shyest Shinji secretly tied the weeds under his feet into straw ropes, and actually tripped the unsuspecting adults to the ground. A group of boys immediately rushed up and announced that they were about to get Screams of victory - then crushed...

Dazai, who was watching the whole process, couldn't help but laugh loudly, waking up the sleeping Mr. Sakaguchi.

The four little radish heads who were "on the verge of success" were dejected and went to the bathroom to wash off the mud on their bodies. After changing into clean new clothes, they came out and sat at the table waiting for dinner.

I helped to bring out all the food and side dishes and put them on the table, looking left and right, no one noticed With Mr. Sakaguchi's sighs, Dazai gave him another prawn ball with his eager gaze.

"Boss Emiya's craftsmanship is super~ good, right?"

Dazai puffed out half of his cheek and nodded while chewing "Mmmmm", without even saying a word.

Dinner didn't start until it got dark, and they sat on both sides of the table with Yeto as the central axis.On one side are three people from the local forces, and on the other side are two people from the Chaldean tea restaurant. Because there are just few people here, I sat next to the boss of Emiya and Dazai face to face.Saku Le sat on Mr. Oda's lap and got preferential treatment, and the other four boys sat directly opposite Yato to form the other end of the central axis.

"That..." The atmosphere was a bit awkward, and I thought I should do something.Coincidentally, Mr. Sakaguchi, who was sitting opposite, thought so too.

He chose the milder-looking Boss Emiya. Of course, there was also the reason that Cu Chulainn was obviously a foreigner.

"Mr. Emiya doesn't speak like a native of Yokohama, but he can't hear the accent." He chose a relatively safe beginning. Of course, he probably also had the idea of ​​"it would be better if he could ask for some information". It is also a professional habit.

I heard that he is an intelligence agent of Hong Kong gangsters, no wonder he looks so overworked that he will die suddenly at any time.

Boss Emiya laughed heartily: "Yes, I just moved here from Fukuoka, but I'm not from Fukuoka. To be precise, I should be from Fuyuki City in Kobe. It's just a small place, and many people haven't heard of it. Pass."

This was the first time I heard Boss Emiya talk about my background, and I immediately asked with particular interest: "Huh? But Cu Chulainn is Irish, how do you know each other?"

"The sports competitions in the student days are because of this. This guy was unlucky and lost miserably, and then he gradually became familiar with it." Boss Emiya seemed to think of something funny, showing a smile that couldn't be concealed meaning.

But Cu Chulainn was particularly dissatisfied with this statement. He patted the table and picked up his wine glass and sang a folk song. He pressed down on Boss Emiya and poured him a glass before shaking his head and sighing: "It's a shame for a fighter to lose in such a thing as luck!"

Boss Emiya patted him on the shoulder in deep agreement.

This kind of stalk that only acquaintances can understand is incomprehensible to others, but Mr. Sakaguchi pushed down his glasses: "I heard that there was a famous Emiya in Fuyuki a few years ago, very special..."

Boss Wei Gong raised his eyebrows: "Then what you heard is probably my adoptive father. I'm just an ordinary chef who runs a tea restaurant."

"Is that so?" Mr. Sakaguchi understood the air, and changed the topic from Shan Ruliu to a more relaxed topic. In the end, he and Boss Emiya miraculously dragged the chat content to the archery competition of colleges and universities in the Kansai area... What is the situation of this span? ? !

Dazai sits on me

On the opposite side, he glanced at Mr. Sakaguchi who was having a lively chat with Boss Emiya in surprise, and then waved his arm with plaster on the triangular scarf at me unwillingly: "Miyin sauce, I want to eat crabs, so peel them off for me! "

Except for Saku who was too young, even Shinji ate with a spoon, and Dazai who made this request was immediately stared at by everyone at the table, either explicitly or secretly.

Mr. Sakaguchi stopped chatting with Boss Emiya and twitched his lips to coax him: "Miss Miyin is the master, you bastard, I will peel you off and you should be quiet!"

"Don't!" The black-haired boy sitting across from me looked at me, with doubt hidden deep in his pupils and more anxiety.What is he upset about?

"..."

I smiled and stood up and divided the crabs. First, I used the serving chopsticks to give some to the children, then Yato, and then everyone got a part from Dazai in the order of seating.

"Okay," the crab is very fresh. The crab's feet have been smashed open when making it, and the whole crab meat can be peeled out with a light squeeze.Putting the crab meat on the plate in front of Dazai, I picked up a paper towel and wiped my hands, "Is this okay? It's a pity that I'm injured and can't eat too much seafood. Be careful."

Dazai blinked his eyes and pretended that he was cute. Under the contemptuous eyes of the children, he got up and moved the tableware and stool to my side: "I don't want to leave Mi Yin-chan for a second~"

Cu Chulainn missed Boss Emiya from the other side, turned to look at him and let out a sneer: "Weakness." Dazai's response was to simply put his head on my shoulder: "Help~ it's scary~"

"Stay away from Miyin, you insidious guy!" Yato waved his arms up and down angrily, and Mr. Sakaguchi threw his head on the table to push Oda Sakunosuke: "Don't let him lose face to Hong Kong gangsters again!"

I thought something terrible would happen in the shrine if I didn't make a sound, so I held back the idea of ​​beating Dazai and rubbed his limp hair: "Um... are the crabs delicious?"

Yato almost cried "Wow".

Cu Chulainn glanced at me with the eyes of "beauty misleading the country and the stupid king" and sighed long: "What kind of eyes do you have! You picked up such a thing precisely, and you will cry in the future."

Me: I'm not me without you, don't talk nonsense!I just saw the loneliness in Dazai's eyes and couldn't bear to leave him cautiously hiding in the crowd by himself!