[Comprehensive] Daily life of the retired savior

"So... boring, how on earth did you stuff yourself into the gutter, don't you think it's dirty?" I couldn't even understand this question.

Dazai spread his hands: "Ah~ah~ I took them to clear up some troubles just now, but I was in a hurry to go to the bathroom without looking at the road... I didn't mean it."

Well, a whole gutter, only a piece of cover is missing here, and it's not out of the question.I think although Dazai is happy to die, he doesn't like pain. I think he doesn't want to endure pain, so the disgusting smell is probably not welcome. It shouldn't be intentional... Maybe...

"First line"

When I was in Fukuoka, I also encountered such a thing as cutting the iron fence of the drainage ditch. At that time, it was a commission from a little boy to get his head out of the fence before his mother found out.I didn't expect to encounter a similar situation now. Fortunately, I have experience in similar work, so I quickly cut off the other two gutter covers that were stuck on him, then squatted down and stretched out my hand: "Come on, princess, I will to get you out."

Dazai really stretched out his hand, I put him on my shoulders, a circle of men in black rushed forward to help, and finally dragged the boy to the normal ground.

Then I was not surprised to find that the arm he stretched out for me to pull was a little stiff.

"The bone is broken and needs a plaster cast."

The men in black suits hurriedly drove a car to take him to the clinic for medical treatment. I was dragged by Dazai and sat in the back seat together. I reluctantly dialed the phone to remind Yato to remember to pick up Sakura and go back to the shrine—I have a hunch that I might not be able to do it today. Hurry back before the gate.

Yes, on the first day the children moved to the shrine, Yato announced as the "head of the family" that nine o'clock in the evening is the gate control of the "home", and no matter who or what age they must go back before this time.Of course, adults can tacitly sneak out after coaxing children to sleep, but... I am always 16 years old, and Yato's information shows that he is only 19 years old in this world-so I read it back and forth The only adult in a circle of "houses" turned out to be Oda Sakunosuke? !

Ye Dou and I chattered for a while before I was forgiven. The driver in a black suit and black sunglasses has parked his car outside the clinic they often go to... This doctor probably blew up the Capitol in his previous life Otherwise, there would not be a patient like Dazai in this life.

After he finished putting on the plaster and tied the triangular scarf, it was already dark, and the young man dismissed his subordinates happily and dragged me to the familiar bar: "I always feel the need to solemnly introduce you to my friends. Miyin has known Zhizhi for a long time. Tian Zuo did it, so the last time is not counted. And..." He suddenly stopped and lowered his eyelids and said with a subtle smile: "I have a hunch, if I don't bring you to meet them formally this time, maybe there will be no chance .”

"To tell you the truth," I looked at him in surprise, "I'm already surprised that you have friends, but you can still use the plural word 'we'. Could it be that besides Mr. Oda, you have harmed other people?" people?"

"What are you talking about, Mi Yin-chan?" Dazai turned around and looked at me with a bright smile: "I only harmed you~"

Be willing to bow down!This person probably has no sense of shame at all.

We walked down the stairs, and the bartender miraculously remembered who I was. A glass of soda was paired with a delicate red rose, and Dazai was given distilled wine soaked in ice balls.

I looked at the cup several times, and finally held back and said nothing.

There is a three-coloured cat coiled on the chair in front of the bar. It looks exactly the same as my former favorite cat. I haven’t seen it since the last accident and the timeline was chaotic. Going to look for it... Wait!This is my cat! ! !

"Eh? Doctor! Doctor, you are here, why don't you go home and have a look?" I stepped forward to pick up the cat, it was as obedient as before, and even purred in satisfaction.Dazai sat at the side and looked at us with a smile: "This cat is really smart. It stayed at the shrine for a long time after you disappeared, and left only when it couldn't find food, right?"

The cat responded with a long "meow~", and I rubbed its fur with satisfaction.

: "Honey, I am so happy to have you by my side."

"I hope Miyin you said this to me..." Dazai added dryly while sitting at the side. At this time, Mr. Oda Sakunosuke, who put the five children in my foster care, came down the stairs and looked It was no surprise that we were huddled together, and even broke the routine and boasted that the cat in my arms is very cute.

"In this case, let's take it back to be Sakule's companion." I pinched the cat's paw and patted it up and down, "There are too many boys in the shrine, she deserves more preferential treatment."

"Well, will it cause you trouble?" Mr. Oda has no opinion on the matter of pets, he is more worried about causing inconvenience to me.

I smiled and shook my head: "No, keeping pets at home can cultivate children's sense of responsibility, and at the same time teach them to cherish life."

"Life is beautiful and precious. No one knows whether we will encounter a once-in-a-lifetime encounter in the future, so we must cherish it from now on."

Mr. Oda blinked and nodded in agreement: "You are right, indeed."

Before Dazai yelled and was targeted by us, a man came down the stairs again. He looked handsome and behaved well, he was wearing a brown suit with a pair of glasses, and there was a very eye-catching beauty spot on his mouth.

"Yeah, it's Ango~ come here, Ango, I want to introduce you and Odasaku, this is my dear girlfriend Mione~ Mione-chan, the one with glasses is Ango Sakaguchi, the one with red hair is Oda Sakunosuke, Well, now you know each other!"

I think they probably have other things to say, and it’s not appropriate to mention the work content about the gangsters in front of me, an outsider, so I raised my soda and used the excuse to go back to settle the cat and say goodbye to Dazai.

"Tomorrow the owner of the shrine will be back, and I have to sign the contract. Anyway, I'm very busy, so I won't sit any longer. Goodbye, Mr. Sakaguchi, and Mr. Oda."

Dazai didn't stop me, he smiled and waved as he watched me leave the bar.

"She's so cute, isn't she?" The girl's black skirt disappeared into the corner of the stairs, and there was a crisp bell from upstairs, which was the sound of her pushing the door to go out.The black-haired boy picked up the wine glass, and suddenly remembered that she had just stared at the glass with a tangled expression, and finally put it down and stretched out her hand to make a crisp sound.

The last young man who came in rolled his eyes and added hesitantly, "Are you serious?"

"Why not? Miyin-chan is so~ so cute~" The young man showed a normal smile that should be at this age, without the frivolity that he usually pretends to be, and there is no usual gloom in his eyes, but a rare warmth Smile: "It's enough for Miyin to just sit by and do nothing. What's the matter, Ango?"

"Uh... I just think she looks familiar, but, logically, it's impossible to see that person in Yokohama, ahahahahaha, probably because today's work is too troublesome, ah, no, I just want to Tomato juice is fine, but I have to drive at night." The bartender smiled and put tomato juice in front of him, and he opened his bag and sighed: "It was a really good day, I only got this in the end."

An antique watch lies quietly under an umbrella wrapped in a waterproof bag.

Ango Sakaguchi lowered his head and sorted out the things in his bag, thinking of laughing as he remembered the page of the top-secret file he had seen—how could he meet the volunteer who should be staying on the Antarctic continent now in Yokohama?It's ridiculous.Although I heard that he was only sent there as a make-up at the beginning, "that institution" is not a place where people can come in and out at will, so it must be someone who is similar to me. It seems that I really should rest.

……

When I returned to the shrine, Yato had put the five children to sleep very well. He said that next time he would go to the curry shop with me to "run into" Oda Sakunosuke to collect incense money from him.I thanked him with a smile and expressed my absolute support for the decision of the Almighty. Yato threw me a tangerine and went back to rest. I sat on the porch and peeled the tangerine and ate a piece.Well, it's a bit sour. It seems that we have to wait another week or two. It is estimated that the tangerines will become sweeter by the New Year.

The boss of Emiya called me early the next morning, saying that the owner of the shrine finally came back from abroad.I quickly changed my clothes and rushed to tea

In the restaurant, I paid the money with one hand and signed the contract with the other. After the payment of the goods and money, I asked curiously: "Why do you always wear sunglasses?"

The real Miss Oda twisted and coughed lightly and turned away: "Don't worry about it!"

Well, maybe she really has something to hide, and it's my fault for accidentally poking someone's sore spot.

Because I had to bring the contract to Mr. Oda to go through the formalities, I left the tea restaurant early, completely unaware that Ms. Oda took off the sunglasses on my face after leaving, and Cu Chulainn laughed and hid in the warehouse and refused to do it again. Come out: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Oda, who blocked you and beat you in the end? Your face is blooming."

Oda Nobunaga angrily picked up the milk on the table and drank it down, his beautiful red eyes were almost on fire: "Damn it! Kiyohime! Kuro Sada! Minamoto Raimitsu! The worst thing is that stinky fox! Draw lots When choosing the shrine, she clearly said that she would win two out of three rounds and would concede the bet, but now she regrets that she wants the master to live in the Inari Shrine! Hmph, don't even think about it!"

"What is that little hairy god, why isn't he here today? I want to beat him up to vent my anger!"

"Oh, we saw it yesterday. I have to say that the Master's physique is really very easy to attract those phototaxis creatures to come forward. But it seems to be a little god who can make sense, so don't make things difficult for him Oda." Wei Wei Boss Gong poured her another glass of milk: "Need me to boil an egg for you to wipe?"

"No, I'm going back in a hurry. The stinky fox said that he found the whereabouts of that Fujisaki, and I'm going to take off his arm." She said with a ferocious smile that she wanted to hold a barbecue meeting, and got all the members of the tea restaurant. support.