[Comprehensive] Daily life of the retired savior

Hello everyone.

I heard that everyone still wants to hear my complaints, so I took advantage of working hours to sneak around and fish again.

Recently, several cadres have their own excuses for not being on duty, and the piled up documents can bury me and my god.

That A who looks like he only has a code name but no name will smile and ask me what kind of gemstone I am every time he sees me, and every time he hits me, he will use "what kind of rubbish are you?" Too lazy to talk to him.Aside from Miss Hongye who drank tea from the detective agency, we suddenly found that the only reliable cadre left was myself...

Hong Kong and black, is this going to be over?

Another young man who can barely be regarded as a cadre has a tough head. Dazai Osamu will appear within a radius of one kilometer as if he has loaded the radar, "Mr. Maybe my description is a bit exaggerated, but it really has a sense of déjà vu, right?

Recently, he seems to have gotten into a fight with that white tiger worth 70 billion, and he insisted on competing with him like a jealous little girl... Seeing that, Zhong and I sighed at the same time, forget it, let him go went.

As long as you like it, just make trouble for that mackerel, go ahead, brave young man.

To sum up, now my Almighty and I have to work overtime and stay up all night to read the documents. I will first filter paper documents such as report applications and so on, and throw them in front of him if they have to be considered by the Almighty himself. Others are not too outrageous. It’s over right away—especially when it comes to applying for injury subsidies and gifts from bereaved families, there is only more and no less calculation.

The documents in Chuya's hand were also divided into two parts, the ones he nodded counted, and the ones that had to be submitted to Mori Ogai.So in fact, the leader of the organization is not so easy to do. He has to face countless bad things every day when he wakes up. The subordinates who are successful have completed the follow-up report and can read it at any time. Only those who are uncertain will appear in front of him at this time. .

Mori Ogai's hairline is precarious probably because of this reason.

"Okay, my job is done!"

I took Zhongye's seal and stamped the last financial statement. Tomorrow, I'll have someone send the thick, three-layered, and three-layered-pasted sheet to the logistics accounting office.Don't look at the damage caused by it, and the amount of repair request is also high. In fact, he is rarely rejected by the accountant - all the beautiful financial forms are never called back by the accountant to redo... because it is all my fault. Check it bit by bit and figure it out. Even if I bought a screw, I still have a way to ask the boss to open it!

"Oh, you go to sleep on the sofa for a while and cover yourself with a quilt."

The orange-haired young man who was lighting a cigarette adjusted the temperature of the air conditioner casually. I stroked my hair and took out a blanket from the cabinet, wrapped my head and fell asleep.Even without sleep, the damage to the skin overnight is simply devastating, and although I'm dead, it's worth noticing.Then it can't be that my divine master is an exquisite boy, my artifact is a big guy who picks his feet...

"Hey, Chuya, hurry up and go to bed early..."

I yawned and rubbed the corners of my eyes with tears that had nothing to do with Yaguan: "Tomorrow morning at ten o'clock at the latest, I will go out to search for Q's location... Now I can sleep for five hours..."

"Go to sleep, you are the one looking for someone, not me."

He conveniently extinguished the cigarette and ignited it for ventilation. After a while, the air in the room became fresh again.I wrapped myself in a blanket and fell into a coma for a while.

The next morning, I was woken up on time at ten o'clock in the morning. I didn't know if staying up late would affect driving safety.We have already searched in the city a few days ago, no, we are going to search in a slightly more remote suburb.

In other words, Q is also quite pitiful. The fact that he can't distinguish between enemies and friends with supernatural powers makes him the most detached existence in the entire organization after Osamu Dazai.The child's psychology is also a little distorted, because everyone avoids him, so he simply developed the attribute of touching porcelain.There are always things like blades and needles hidden under the clothes. If you move past him too much, you will hurt him, and then you will get multiple slap marks on your face. If you don’t know it, you think a group of people are sitting together Face guessing.

"Not here, probably have to

further away. "

Continuing to move towards the edge of the city, I found a basement in the forest that was suspicious, and the phone rang just as Chuya was about to confirm further.Mori Ogai called us back, saying that after careful consideration, he decided to reach an agreement with the Armed Detective Agency, and that he would make a trip at night if necessary.

"Are you sure it's Q?"

He turned around while staring at the rearview mirror and asked, I closed my eyes and "looked" again: "Eighty percent, the remaining [-]% ​​are people dead."

"Oh."

For q, there is no way to talk about sympathy or disgust.Although he was really just a child, the number of deaths caused by this turmoil is not low. The square in front of the building is full of body bags. Those were living people... I don’t even want to think about it.

Back at the building, Mori Ogai expressed his appreciation for our efficient completion of the work, and made people find a way to "inadvertently" reveal the exact location of Q to the detective agency, and opened his mouth like a fox with a smile: "Chuya-san, I'm sorry You order, go to this location at night to cooperate with Dazai-kun, and bring q back."

"Only tonight, the only resurrection of 'Double Black' after a long time."

I couldn't help but slander in my heart, where is my God Master black!The thing with supernatural powers is cruel, can that be called cruelty?What double black, Osamu Dazai is so black that he has sores on the top of his head and pus on the soles of his feet, okay?

However, I still had to go out to work overtime at night.

"650 meters ahead, the mackerel has already been surrounded, do you really not consider waiting for him to kneel before rushing in?"

"...I think so too, but it's a pity that the leader didn't order it."

"Okay...cannian..."

Nakaya slammed into the tallest man and flew away, and the other weak chickens with guns piled one on top of the other, and the guy with the hat in the middle exclaimed that "the possible analysis of the cooperation between Ortafia and the Armed Detective Agency does not exist" Class crap... doesn't exist?You underestimate Mori Ogai too much. This guy can give up everything in pursuit of the highest interests. The so-called face and friendship are just bargaining chips. Who takes it seriously... well, Zhongyuan Chu will take it seriously?

I can only communicate with Chuya when I am in the form of an artifact.

Accurately report the enemy's angle, distance, weapon and other data, the god master just went on a rampage and picked them all out, and soon there were few people standing still.

"Q is in the basement of the wooden house, tsk tsk tsk, it's really pitiful..."

The Lord of God and his bad partner quarreled all the way, and the other party took the opportunity of passing by and became dishonest. Fortunately, we are no longer in the same camp and we will not be too close to the mackerel. Only the neighbor next door A short knife was stolen...

This knife is usually used for torture, and most of it is used to scare people. It is the scariest when the god master is empty-handed.

Q was tightly wrapped by the giant tree roots in the basement, and his pale face looked a lot worse.Osamu Dazai picked out the little guy with the short knife he had stolen, and Chuya carried the two of them all the way up, and they quarreled again on the way.

Well, you really can't be quiet?

The real opponent did not appear until he walked out of the wooden house. Anyway, a series of operations blocked a strange creature like a tower full of tentacles. Calling it a supernatural power, Osamu Dazai's [Disqualification in the World] is of no use to it.Say it is a creature, it will regenerate after being hit.It looks like the eighteen bans that need to be coded, so disgusting!

Mori Ogai called Chuya to come over, more or less wanting to show his strength, so Chuya directly asked me to return to my human form and bring Q back first.He probably wants to use the filthy form, which is the power of Huang Ba's spit.

Hey, I don’t know how many times I’ve been tricked, but I still always trust my ex-partner, see if you tell him to sell him one day and help count the money!

I will not refuse the lord's order, and quickly evacuate with Q in a coma on my back to find the pre-arranged support in the distance.Halfway through, Q woke up. First, he yelled "Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" yelling as if broken, I didn't care about him, let him scream on my back.After a while, the kid was probably tired of screaming, and he put his face on my back while weeping: "Mi Yin, the god doesn't love me, what should I do...?"

"Huh? God doesn't love you

?I don’t love you. Why don’t we play games and sleep at home so late and run out to catch you? "I'm not polite to him at all. Q paused: "You...come to save me?Why don't you come when it hurts..."

"Why are you screaming, look at the dark circles under my eyes, master? I want to save you, how can I save you if I don't look for you? Do you know how many people you lost and searched all over the streets and alleys! Do you want to run around? More than 100 lives, you will suffer when you go back, so hurry up and think about how to apologize to Mr. Sen."

Q fell silent, the clothes on his back were quickly wet, and the brat slowly fell asleep while moaning.Before, he probably couldn't bear the pain and fell into shock, but now that he is safe, he dares to hum and act like a baby.

Carrying this kid on his back all the way down the mountain, the members of the upper and lower levels of the highway were waiting in full force.I put the sleeping Q on a soft cushion, and asked someone to drive him back slowly, and I was about to drive back—I was still throwing a god at my age on the mountain, in case the mackerel messed with me If you are not here, you will be killed by God!

"Miss Mi Yin...you are not here, q..."

The strong man who was several heads taller than me looked embarrassed, and I gave him a contemptuous look: "There is nothing to be afraid of! This is a brat, the more you coax him, the more you get on top, if he does something, you will beat him! Anyway It's all about death, you didn't pay him for nothing if you beat him up before you die!"

The strong man walked to the front with a helpless weeping face and drove. Several black cars drove away and left here with Q. I turned around and ran up the mountain.

"Damn! This kind of skirt!"

I violently tore off the lace hanging from the branches and ran to the plowed field. The battle was over.As I expected, there was no trace of the mackerel, only my god-lord who had eaten a debt and would never grow wise was lying on the ground and sleeping soundly... The only thing to be thankful for is that Osamu Dazai put his coat and gloves on before he left. And hats are back.

Not to mention, this guy's clothes are quite neatly folded...?

Do you know that I will definitely come back?Forget it, I'm no longer a colleague anyway, and I'm just a familiar stranger when I meet him. For me, the only person who is closely related to my life is this guy on the ground who is infinitely indulgent to my own people.

"Zhongye? Let's go, I'll take you back..."

You have been burdening me in the past, and now I will not leave you on the road no matter what.Even if Gao Tianyuan sent the recruitment documents, even if some Chaldean Human Security Agency sent an offer, I would not resign, so, you have to be nice to me!