[Comprehensive] Daily life of the retired savior

Hello everyone, originally my complaint was over last time, but I heard from the author that everyone was very reluctant, so I am here again today.The author said that she really racked her brains and didn't know what to write, so she could only ask me to sit here and try to spit out a deal of [-] Jinjiang coins... It is definitely the last time to talk about it, and I guarantee it with the character of the god.

My name is Miyin, and I am currently working as two happy social animals for the boss of the port, Mori Ogai, with Nakahara Nakaya.

Currently, I have two job-hopping offers from a headhunter, one from Gao Tianyuan, and the other from an overseas Chaldean Human Security Agency...?

I know the former, and it’s not like I haven’t been there before, but the latter... I’m really not familiar with it, and I feel nostalgic, weird.

But no matter which way I will go, the bond between me and the God Lord for fifteen or six years is not just to show it off.

But today, my career is seriously challenged...

Lying lazy in the shade of a tree, I was surrounded by people led by unknown gods.

This piece of green space is next to the Ganghei Building. It is said that when the building was built, a lawn was specially left to relax people according to the government's plan-visitors who still want to die dare not go here, and the members of the organization will not be full. Relaxing under the noses of bigwigs, so what the hell is this place for?

"I'm Ebisu. Rage God's Celebratory Artifact, Yayin, I've heard about you for a long time, and you are an excellent support-type artifact."

The uncle blocking the way in front of him was dressed in a black suit, with black hair and green eyes, a stern complexion, quite domineering president.He was followed by four robust bodyguards who were also wearing familiar black suits. No matter how I looked at them, I felt that the other party and the club I worked for collided with the character design.

Hey, hey, who is the gangster!

Mr. Beeson, who was well-dressed and boss-like, waved his hands behind him. A bodyguard stepped forward and placed two classic 20-inch suitcases in front of me. He opened the suitcases very skillfully, and one of them was full of Ten thousand bills, and the other one is full of... peaches?

"Sorry, may I ask... what do you mean?"

This operation, why are you more proficient than me, the artifact of the ortafia cadre?

Mr. Ebisu said with a condescending face: "I heard that there is no shrine in Rage God, and this money is enough to buy any piece of land in Yokohama that is suitable for building a shrine. The other half is the fairy peaches that are abundant in Takatahara Taoyuan Township, which is used to exchange items between gods .”

Oh, got it, two kinds of "money".

Seeing that I suddenly realized, the strange god on the opposite side nodded slightly: "I hope you can come to Yebisu Shrine to work for me, and even hand over all the Yebisu Shrines in Yokohama City, including the distribution of wealth. For a capable artifact , I have never cared about my origin, even Nora is fine."

I:"……"

Brother!You are trying to die, do you know that?Not only did you kill yourself, but you also had to drag me to jump into Tokyo Bay together.

explain!Are you the rescuer brought by Osamu Dazai? !

"..."

"That's impossible, Ebisu-sama, I won't leave Aragami."

I raised my head and looked directly at him: "The divine tool Miyin will never betray the Lord, please go back."

"If you change your mind, you can go to the Yebisu Shrine by the sea at any time. If you report my name, there will be an artifact in charge of reception."

He seemed certain that no one would be able to reject the influence of "money". The big men in black immediately surrounded the Almighty and left. The lawn in front of me quickly became empty again... and there were a few leaves floating down.

Take your suitcases away!What are the meanings of putting it here?Who should I send?My god is not short of money!

……

Zhongyuan Zhong also finished his work and came out to move his hands and feet and grabbed people to go back to read the documents. At a glance, he saw the orange-haired girl who had been with her all the time lying on a thick layer of ten thousand yuan banknotes, eating a plump and rosy peach.Leaving aside the location and shape, the beautiful fruits rolling all over the ground can only be described in one word——"expensive"!

"What did you buy?"

He walked over to sit next to her, casually picked up a scattered peach and rubbed it, and took a bite: "Huh? It's quite delicious. Next time, I'll buy more and share it with them."

"I didn't buy it, it was a gift from someone else."

The girl's voice was lazy and weak, which was quite different from her usual energetic appearance.

"Send it? Is there anything I need to do."

It is really rare for someone to bribe an AI... but AI who can eat peaches is probably even rarer.

The girl stretched like a cat with shiny fur, and a section of Bai Shengsheng's waist was exposed, and soon disappeared under the hem of the T-shirt with the movement: "An uncle I don't know. I'm not asking you to do something Yes, I probably hope that I can take over a part-time job. Don’t worry, I have already rejected it. Working for Mori Ogai takes up too much time, and I would rather play games at home when I have some free time.”

"Don't open your mouth and call the leader's name directly, isn't it a good job in front of people?"

"You also said that you are in front of people..."

The girl turned over and lay on the banknotes, her calves turned upside down and swayed in a rhythmic way, and the whole scene was a corrupt image of luxury and money.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also a little confused: "I've never seen you like money, so what kind of game is this?"

She has never shown any special liking for money or other foreign objects. She has been doing this or that for more than ten years. The monthly expenses are not even worth the leader to buy Alice a small skirt.

Could it be that he was too mean recently and made her work too much overtime, so she was reminded in this way?

Part-time offer or something, it turns out that AI can also change hosts...

"Miyin, you won't leave, right?"

For so many years, I never thought that she would leave.

I had enjoyed enough of the "fragrance" of money, so I got up and packed my things. Of course, the box containing the money had to be sent back to Yebisu Shrine. It was useless to ask for so much money. As for the peaches... since Zhong also thinks it is delicious Just buy it.

"I want to take leave!"

This sentence makes the youth's sense of crisis suddenly rise.

What leave, what leave, what is the leave for?

"What do you do on leave? I'll take you there."

He couldn't help but say that he had taken a heavy box from her hand, not to mention that it was quite similar to the one his subordinates carried when they were doing business.

Yebisu's shrines are usually built on the coastline facing the sea. "Kojiki" records the origin of Yebisu God. One said that it was a disabled leech born by Izanami and Izanagi because of a ritual error, and another said that It's a dead body floating in the sea.In short, the source and water are more or less related, and the ancient fishery represents wealth, so most believers will build shrines dedicated to the gods by the sea.

Coincidentally, Mr. Mori's club is also by the sea, and the five black buildings look quite handsome.

It never occurred to me that there is a shrine here, and the two are very close to each other-meaning...are merchants legally looting?

Walking past the parking lot is a gray stone torii gate. It can be seen that there was a wooden one not far away. The passage of time forced it to decay and disappear, leaving only a pothole-like base.

"This is the shrine, Miyin, what did you bring me here for?"

I haven't entered the shrine much, except for the tasks assigned by some leaders.

One is busy, and the other is that he feels that he is a villain with bloody hands, and it is simply unreliable to pray for the blessing of the gods.If the gods were to protect the wicked, how would others live?

Probably this is the only time he has walked into the shrine from the main entrance torii gate since he grew up.

The length of the approach to the shrine is all about length. As the god of business, the God of Wealth and the God of Good Fortune, Yebisu Shrine naturally walks away.At the speed of the two of us walking, we walked for almost 10 minutes before arriving at the main hall.

Nakaya foolishly took out a coin from his pocket and was about to throw it into the gift box. If he really wanted to tell him to throw it in, he would have a mortal feud. You, a wild god, threw an incense stick to Fukujin to signify "a deal is concluded" Money, it's definitely a fault

Let's go!

I hastily stopped his movements and dragged him to a sparsely populated corner outside the main hall.

"Hey! Miyin, you..."

He looked around nervously, and suddenly his face was full of anticipation. I rolled my eyes and called "Master Ebisu" to the main hall. Uncle Fukugami, who had not yet returned to Takamahara, reappeared with his four bodyguards.

"Zhu Qi Mi Yin, and, Rage God."

The uncle still had a coffin face, he nodded to the sluggish Zhongya as a greeting, raised his chin slightly and looked at me with a firm tone: "Did you bring your divine master to terminate the contract?"

I pushed the box and let it slide through.

This is really lacking momentum, but I am only a support system, and I am weak in my own strength. I am afraid that I will lift my leg and kick the box in a chic way, and then I will be brought down again.

"You forgot to take this. As for the other salary, I ate one and it tastes good. Please give me the amount for a box."

Our family is not short of money, sincerely.

Zhong also didn't understand how this artifact (ai) could be transferred, but he was obviously very upset about being pried into a corner.

"I said you, you are too contemptuous of people..."

He was really angry, he even made the sound of flicking his tongue, and at the same time, there was a red light when the power was activated.

Ebisu is a god of good fortune, but whether the god can fight has nothing to do with it. I heard that Bishamonten, one of the seven gods of good fortune, is known as the strongest martial god. In case this uncle with a coffin face is also a hammer that can fight What should we do with a meal for the two of us!

Zhong Yuanzhong also obviously didn't understand the procedure of fighting between the gods, but only exposed the threat of attack, the bodyguards around the uncle disappeared without a trace, and all kinds of black gloves and black windbreakers appeared on him at the same time... d!What kind of guy of unknown origin is this, why does he look better than him, an Ortafia cadre?

The divine master who didn't know the number of opponents also took half a step back, and I turned into a gemstone pendant and returned to the choker: "Let's keep the distance first, the opponent is good at close combat."

For so many years, I have also trusted my predictions. I quickly took a few steps back to keep the distance from the opponent. Gravity manipulation made the stones on the ground float up and ready to go. Then we found... This uncle is about the same level as me vegetable chicken...

Although the offensive looks quite fierce, but the instinctive reaction of the body can tell that it is a guy who lacks exercise...

Hey, needless to say, he definitely used an artifact to unlock himself.

Why do you want to grab the position of a warrior as a mage!

The title of the number one physique master in Hong Kong and black is not blown out, this kind of head sent to the door is not paid for nothing.

After giving up the distance, it took my God Master [-] seconds to complete the crushing, and the corners of his mouth curled up in dismay: "Should we have some sideshows, for example, the purpose of your approaching Miyin is..."

Before he finished speaking, the uncle miraculously grabbed Chuya with his backhand, and quickly stretched out his hand quite harassingly, and pulled me off the choker.

Oh, gravity doesn't seem to have any effect on the gods, and Ebisu was originally from Hiruko again, with joint dysplasia, in short... the image of a slug... Wait!I didn't say anything... bah bah bah bah!

Before the sigh was over, one of the uncle's artifacts was disarmed and cast a spell on my divine master.

Meow meow meow?What's your situation?Look down on us self-taught is not it!Do you still have some manners? The artifact casually takes the initiative to touch other people's gods!Can you take my dignity as a wisher seriously?

I struggled to regain my human form, and managed to get out of Yebisu's control, but I slipped and bumped into a big man in black with the same human form, causing him to roll twice on the ground like a rotten apple, and the spell was interrupted .Zhong Ye regained his ability to move and rushed forward without saying a word, it hurt to hit him, and within a few punches, the uncle was knocked to the ground and vomited blood, and a bunch of big men in black ran out of the hall, nervously surrounding him and yelling "Master!"

Hastily got up and pulled away to block in front of him,

I was quite the villain and complained first: "Gao Tianyuan has not allowed gods to plunder artifacts for a long time. Is Ebisu intending to rebel knowingly? Seeing that we are gods from the northern countryside, we are bullying casually. Why don't we use Yokohama's chief worship god?" Great country lord, please come, the age of the wild gods is not long!"

"Hey, Mi Yin, what are you talking about?"

Zhong also frowned and leaned over to whisper.The opponent is too weak to be interested at all, I looked at him helplessly: "No... I'm actually thinking about how to submit a report on this year's profit decline, so it doesn't look like making excuses... We Beat the God of Wealth until he vomits blood. Will Mr. Mori make us work overtime forever?"

"...What are you talking about? This vegetable chicken is also a god? The God of Wealth?"

Your word "also" is confusing...

Chuya's expression froze for a moment: "Can I kill him directly... and Miyin, you are indeed infected by the virus!"

The uncle was helped up by his bodyguards: "Huangshen, since you refuse to recognize your blessings and beacons, why don't you let her go free. I need a smart assistant to manage the fortune of the Yokohama Concession, so I came to ask for help. Xian. In terms of force, I am indeed no match for you, but it seems that Zhuqi Miyin has not been used correctly in your hands."

"Compared to Zhu Qi Zhaoma, who is recognized as the strongest, there is only a slight difference. She may not be able to replace her in time. It is too inferior to stay by your side."

Ebisu's righteous speech...but it didn't work.

I was grabbed and stuffed behind him by the God Lord, and even the dull hair was so angry that I wouldn't show it to anyone: "First, no matter what you are, you are in a good mood today if you dared to pry the corner of my wall and didn't beat me to death. Second, Don't compare Mi Yin with others. Third, stop trying to get ideas from Lao Tzu's family. Got it!"

I poked my face out from the side of his hat and yelled at Ebisu: "That's right, I don't want to change the god master, refuse to work overtime, refuse to be a social animal!"

"presumptuous!"

Standing next to the uncle was an old man whose hair was all white and made people feel very similar to Mr. Hirotsu Liulang. He was the only one in a black suit wearing an orthodox Shinto kimono. He looked very abrupt. I took off: "Zhuqi Miyin, please pay attention to your words and deeds as a beacon!"

It’s okay not to mention this, but when he mentions this, I’m even more unhappy, pointing at the big man who was knocked down by me and yelling: “Your family’s artifact dares to cast spells on my divine master, it depends on whose lower limit is lower! ?”

The old man stared at the bodyguard again, staring at the burly man in black so that he was trembling.

"Young master, since the Rage God Zhu Qi is not willing to accept the solicitation, it is better to change to another one. There is no need to fight against the neighbors."

He tremblingly looked at my divine master: "The young master is looking for talents and thirsty for other reasons. The Lord Wuzhu allows the old man to not go into details, and please calm down the anger of Lord Rage God. This place is Ebisu Shrine, which is inconvenient When swords and soldiers meet, it is better for everyone to take a step back and keep the water in the well."

Chuu also finally figured out what supernatural event he was facing, put away his supernatural powers and glanced at me.The one who can talk to the artifact can only be the artifact. Gao Tianyuan looks a lot more modernized, but inside he still has the old set of superiority and inferiority. Even if this old man is asking for peace with my divine lord, the one who answers the question must be me, not Zhongye. This is a question of alignment.

Of course, he looked at me because he was a little soft-hearted towards the old man, and he didn't understand the logic of these questions and answers.

In line with the idea of ​​"I can't really have a deadly feud with Ebisu, otherwise the Hong Kong gangsters won't make money, wouldn't we work overtime to make life worse than death", I glanced at the master and tried to seek his opinion... Zhong also directly Turn your head away and let me figure it out.

Hmm... Thinking about it, I'm the one who was poached, after all, I have to show a clear attitude to end this farce...

Why do you turn your face away and reach out to secretly grab my clothes!

"Hey, I don't want to break up with the god master. You see, my god master is rich and generous, and he only raised me as an artifact at home. Do you understand the special treatment of the only child? I will not leave him no matter what. I'm sorry. ~ As a wish, I can’t be a part-time job. This is a matter of professional ethics. But I

I know that there is a poor ghost in Kansai. Although he is also a god of misfortune, his new artifact has also become a blessing. You can try it. "

I blamed the trouble on others without any guilt. The old man signaled his subordinates to send us a new bag of peaches as an apology, and respectfully sent us out of the torii gate of the shrine... To put it bluntly, I was scared of being beaten, and there is indeed a relationship between gods Classification, but the original rules are still the mainstream aesthetics, if you are hammered, you have to admit it, who told Ebisu to be so weak?

"Miss Miyin," the old man stood under the torii gate and bent slightly towards me: "Please, please cherish it. The existence of Zhu not only means absolute loyalty to its lord, but also to those children who have made mistakes. It also represents redemption and direction.”

I returned the salute to him seriously: "As the blessing vessel of the Rage God, I am personally willing to forgive and accept those Nora."

This is probably what he wants, from "What's wrong with this Ebisu, the family has a litter of Nora.

... Raising two or five children can also raise addiction?

Fang Mori Ogai had already put two feet and three shots on the steps and threw them into the sea.

Leaving Ebisu Shrine, Chuya walked in front in silence all the way, I walked behind with a bag of peaches, and when I entered the club building, someone greeted me... It's a pity that Chuya's expression was a bit cruel, and the person who said hello was petrified and weathered in the end Sandification stood still and did not dare to move.

He pressed the elevator button viciously, lowered the brim of his hat and dragged me in with his backhand, then let go immediately.The construction quality of the Ganghei Building is very good, the elevator is smooth and fast, and soon stopped on his office floor, and I was dragged into the office by God again.

The subordinates I met by chance cast puzzled and sympathetic looks at me, but I was not afraid, because I saw Zhongye's ripe red ears hidden in his hair.

"It's work! It's work! What are you looking at! Look at it again and I won't agree to let you run away with others. You can also control the barbarian spit in my body, right? You can't carry mackerel in a can Next, don't even think about resigning, just go to work!"

Zhong Ye slapped the table and yelled at me, it sounded loud, but with the strength of your gravity control, there is not even a seam on the table You seem to be making me laugh?

The Almighty seemed to find that the way of threatening was a bit wrong, he repeated his luck several times, walked over and quickly took off his hat and slapped me in the face, pressed me in the seat and stuffed a fountain pen over: "Don't look at me! Look at the document!"

After I obediently flipped through the paper, a small voice covered under the water pouring into the cup came: "Thank you..."

Thank you for being dependent on each other for more than ten years, and thank you for your perseverance in the future.

"What nonsense are you talking about. Without you, I would have been killed and devoured by the fallen spirits long ago. You are my God Lord, you gave me my name and the cornerstone to continue to exist in this world; I am your blessing , you are alive, I restrain you, you are replaced... I will continue to be your supporter."

As I said that, I picked up the document and looked up and poked my cheek with the tail of the water pen—although it is not auspicious, what will the little Zhongyuanzhong look like?I can't help but imagine... the ancient gods often have some animal features, just... orange cat ears?And the tail?Add another bell?

"puff--!"

Nakaya sprayed the table with the water he had just drank to cover up.

"Throw out what's in your head for me!"

"How do you know what I'm thinking?"

"I am your God Lord, how could I not know!"

"Didn't you always think of me as AI!"

"..."

yeah!Miss Mi Yin's big victory!

etc!So you already know it and still have to hypnotize yourself?

strike!Must strike!