[Comprehensive] Daily life of the retired savior

Hello everyone, it's me again, I'm here again.

Um?forgotten?It's okay, I can remind you again.

My name is Miyin, and I am an artifact who works for the port boss Mori Ogai along with Mr. Chuya Nakahara, the god lord.

In the first memory, I was captured by humans together with that Araba spit. The scientists couldn't figure out the difference between the undead and the Arayu soul. After all, they knew nothing about this field.Anyway, the instrument detected energy fluctuations, and before I could react, I was put into a special container as an energy body and taken into the laboratory. Maybe the same is true for Huangbatu. Ancient gods usually have not perfect IQs, probably because they have existed for too long It's not necessarily dementia.

Scientists hope to use this "natural energy" to artificially fill people with supernatural powers. After pretending to be rotten, several experimental subjects finally spit out Huangba into a boy's shell... Since If one can fit in, then the other should also be able to, so I became Mr. Nakahara's artifact in this way.

In other words, we were tied together by accident at the beginning, and there was no normal process of reaching a contract with the God of Artifacts.

Originally, I didn't want to lose my freedom by becoming a vassal of some god in such a muddle, but if Chuya died, I would not be able to cancel the contract with him and become Nora. I had no choice but to accept this account.In fact, it's not that I can't coax him, who has just been born with sanity, to break up directly, but at that time, I touched my conscience and felt a little pain, forget it.

In this calculation, I counted myself in.

Later, a long-haired man dragged the "safety device", that is, Nakaya's own consciousness, to the shallow surface, and Huang Ba spit and ran away, and the entire experimental base was blown into a bowl-shaped pit by him.After I exhausted my spiritual energy and forcibly turned off Huangba's outburst, I fell into a dormant state, and I opened my eyes again... My divine master has already completed the information integration by himself and insisted that he is definitely a human being through and through. Advanced AI brought out by the laboratory.

Okay, your brainstorming is quite logical.

——He secretly went to the cinema to watch Marvel movies by himself, everyone understands, right?

I changed from an ordinary artifact to a blessing artifact when Shenzhu was about to turn 16.

Anyway, he insists on treating himself as a human being, so I can only let him go, sixteen is sixteen, we can pretend that the previous Huangbatu didn't exist at all.Before that, I was just a bad-looking blue plastic bracelet, which was not very useful, and Chuya simply regarded me as a commemorative decoration.Then he found out that I could take part of his report in human form, and I've had a place at his desk ever since... sobbing, if only I had pretended I couldn't read!

On the day I became a wisher, a strange tall man wearing a familiar hat appeared in front of us after killing several members of the organization. His ability was very special, and the surrounding human body was dismembered in an instant with almost no movements. , looks like a god in a foreign mythology.

In short, my God Lord and his partner were beaten badly. It is said that it was the second worst battle in history. I was still dormant and did not catch up with the worst battle, so I saved the chance to protect the Lord.

At that time, I was just an ordinary artifact with no combat effectiveness, basically a chat machine except for a little warning function, the blood of the God Lord overflowed from the wound and stained my body-although the bad partner who was the switch was also there, The situation is still not optimistic at all.

The visitor almost grabbed Zhongya alone and beat him violently. If he didn't use Huangba's spit power, he would die, and if he used it, he would be endangered due to backlash.

At that time, I was full of thoughts about protecting this boy no matter what. We finally escaped from the laboratory and stumbled to live, not to lie down in the cemetery in another way.

It's a pity that it's useless. After I lost control and took the initiative to restore my human form, it still didn't have any effect. I was crushed by the attacker in about 3 seconds when I stopped in front of Chuya... _(:[-])∠)_

I really tried my best, for [-] seconds, I didn't save any face... Hey.

The only thing that makes me gratified is that my decisive [-] seconds are not in vain. The God Lord who suddenly exploded the seed made a comeback and finally saved himself and his bad partner.

Life.

Originally, I thought I was going to complete the gg lunch box, and I was about to say goodbye to my god master after holding back some very emotional words, but I didn't know that he called me my name as a magic weapon, and the gate of hell that had been opened was closed again, lest I slip in They seem to be poor.

……Pooh!

The moment I changed my shape and became a wishing device, I just wanted to make myself look less cheap. After I reacted, I found that it turned into an orange gem pendant... In order not to let me appear in a more embarrassing place, God Lord He even sneaked to the accessories counter with sunglasses on and bought a choker to wear, and then opened the door to a new world and became a boy who always stood at the top of the fashion trend.

Sister Hongye gave a thumbs up here.

Cough, cough, cough, don't tell the story of the past, just bring it back to the present.

After the damn mackerel ran away, I wanted to cry without tears and took out my private money to settle the bill.I hate Osamu Dazai as much as Chuya Nakahara hates him, even more so because of the superposition of emotions. If I can break through the bottom line, I will never pay him, let alone buy it with Chuya's card.

The president of the Armed Detective Agency requested that the conversation be of great importance, and I couldn’t be willful, so I sent a message to Zhong Ye to make him mentally prepare in advance, and slumped under the series of anxious bombardments of “Have you been infected by the bandage virus”? Walk back to the building and take the elevator to Mori Ogai's office.

I am not the same as Zhong, he was brainwashed by Mori Ogai to the point of loyalty 99+, but I have no feelings for Mr. Mori.If it wasn't for the sake of the Almighty's favor, it would be very possible to take offensive actions against him...what's so strange about it?Perverted lolicon can be punished by everyone, okay?Therefore, under normal circumstances, I will not be allowed to appear in front of the big boss. If I ask him a proposition like "Mr. Sen and I fell into the water, who will you save?", the Lord God will probably go crazy.

"Boss, Mr. Zhongyuan."

In front of outsiders, I give Chuya a lot of face. Not only do I put Mori Ogai's title first, but I also respectfully use honorific titles for the gods.

"I ran into Mr. Dazai in the coffee shop downstairs 10 minutes ago, and he asked me to send a message to the leader."

Since he had passed the anger with Zhong Ye just now, his expression is still normal now.I think there is no minefield ahead, so I continued: "The president of the Armed Detective Agency hopes to find a place to have an informal meeting with you. From the analysis of his words, this suggestion should be made by Renhu."

Sitting behind the table, Mori Ogai laughed suddenly: "Miss Yayin, if my order is contrary to that of Chuya-kun, who will you listen to?"

What you are talking about is nonsense. Of course, listen to the Lord God. His life is my life. If one of us kneels, the other will have no good fruit.

But as a social animal, an adult in the workplace can't talk like this. I looked up at the middle-aged man who was half hidden in the darkness: "This kind of assumption does not exist, leader. Mr. Zhongyuan will never disobey your orders."

"Hehe, don't be so nervous, go back to Nakaya-kun."

He waved his hand casually, so I obediently lowered my eyelids and stood behind the altar.

"Then, the informal meeting will be arranged by Black Lizard, Mr. Zhongye, hurry up and search for traces of Q."

We left the chief's office one after the other, and Mr. Hirotsu, who came out together, took off his monocle and wiped it with concern: "Miss Miyin, it's great that Mr. Dazai didn't do anything to you!"

Well, everyone thinks that I am another humanoid ability of Zhongye, and the ability-nullified [Disqualification in the World] can be said to be the natural enemy of this type of ability. If you touch it, you will be forced to format it once.Judging from Dazai Osamu's previous character, it is a rare mystery in the world to catch the humanoid ability of Chuya, who is alone in the Central Plains, and do nothing.

Zhong also looked over with lingering fear... Wait!You have lingering fears, you ghost!Am I not an AI?That's [Disqualification in the World] and not [Dementia in the World]!

"Except for being forced to eat and drink by him, there was no attack. Please rest assured."

After seeing off Mr. Guangjin, Zhong also put his clothes on his body, put his arm around my shoulders, and approached me with no image at all: "See that mackerel again?"

Just run, whoever blocks and kicks, I will support you! "

"Forget it, a few days ago you didn't listen to dissuasion and insisted on going to the torture room to find fault. The surveillance records that day became famous scenes, and many people secretly called you 'Miss' behind your back. Next time, go to me I'm afraid you're going to make a c debut with that guy for no reason."

I pushed Shenzhu’s arm away with no expression on his face and let him stand up straight. Except for Q, Alice, and Quan Jinghua who ran away with the tiger, only I was shorter than him in the whole organization. Can't get close, Alice is the leader's skin, and Jinghua is Hongye's darling, no matter which one can go to find a sense of superiority, only I can make someone mistakenly think that I have grown taller...

"Ugh……"

At this time, either pretend to be stupid or sigh, there is no other way.

"Why are you sighing again? Don't discuss that stinky fish, uh... be happy. What do you want? Eat? Buy clothes? Go out and play?"

I have to say that Zhong is also a good God Lord, he is forthright and kind, working for him has everything except no holidays and no boyfriend.

However, I shook my head: "Go home and rest early. Tomorrow I have to search for traces of q. Mr. Mori will probably agree to cooperate with the detective agency. At that time, this will be one of the bargaining chips. I suspect that he and the president Mr. You are old, don't underestimate my intuition, although I am not a prophet, but I am very sensitive to omens."

"Stop... Don't mention your theory of gods, gods and ghosts. Why are you so superstitious when it is clearly a product of technology? Could it be that your hands were shaking when you installed the program in the laboratory? What did you do wrong?"

"Ah? It's because you were mispacked, you canned food!"

"If I were a can, you would be the product label on the can!"

"..."

I just suffered from being stupid!

After arguing all the way, I finally drove home to play games and didn't go anywhere.