[Comprehensive] Daily life of the retired savior

Yokohama is adjacent to the hot spring resort of Hakone, and it would be useless for those who come to Yokohama to not go to Hakone to soak in the hot springs.

After returning to Yokohama again, my life has become idle again... I can’t say I’m idle. With sufficient materials, Da Vinci personally made jaw-dropping devices. Some small abnormal fluctuations can even directly throw heroic spirits over. It's just a matter of deciding who to let go.

I have to say that this has reduced my workload quite a lot, my life has become easier, and I even have time to go to the hot springs with the detective agency... The ticket was given by a friend of President Fukuzawa, and it cannot be exchanged for another Things that are not in vain!

Because it is a hot spring, I summoned Ms. Okita, who has been troubled by a stubborn cough, and let her sit between Dazai and me and drive all the way to Hakone. I said that I would reach the destination within 10 minutes by car. , As a result, everyone shook their heads unanimously and chose to take the bus. In the end, only a few obeyed the majority and let Aden run errands to buy a ticket and squeeze the bus.

The places where the hot springs are located are usually relatively remote. After two hours, the bus left a bunch of people at the station and ran away with white smoke. I was afraid that a homicide would happen after a while... There is only Edogawa Ranpo here, No Conan Edogawa, no mistake!

Mr. Ranpo suddenly opened his eyes and took a look at me. I was so scared that I immediately put away my full stomach and concentrated on looking at the phone and flipping through the map.

"Ah... It seems that I bought the wrong ticket... A Dun? Didn't you buy the ticket?"

Mr. Kunikida repeatedly checked the map on the road sign and looked at Atsushi Nakajima, who was in charge of ticketing. The white-haired boy looked nervous: "The ticket office only has this kind of ticket, or you have to charter a car..."

He glanced over cautiously, and Dazai immediately looked back: "Lixiang's car is driving well!"

"That's it...then there is no other way, let's walk over together."

Mr. Kunikida immediately changed his tone, and greeted the people with their luggage to walk to the hot spring hotel.

I can’t wait for a car in such a remote place. After contacting the hot spring, the proprietress said that the car that can be transferred as soon as possible will have to wait until dark, so I’d better move by myself.

Mr. Ranpo vividly embodies the motto of "If it suits me, everything is fine". He has to ask how far away it is every 5 minutes. After asking six times, he is completely unwilling to leave. Please help Mr. Kunikida After the points were divided, the most honest people walked forward under the brilliance of ideals with their seniors who were four years older than themselves on their backs.

I heard someone chant "It's great that Mr. Dazai didn't follow suit", what do you mean!

Someone pursed his lips and smiled: "I can also recite Lixiang!"

"...Forget it, you were injured not too long ago, and I don't like to bully the injured."

I looked at his back thoughtfully, Shibusawa Ryuhiko died too fast and too early, he sneaked into such a deep hole in the back, and I didn't have time to punch him, depressed!

"Hey~ah~ I'm so happy, Lixiang is caring about her~"

He still helped me take the things in his hands and walked forward slowly.

Ms. Okita looked at me thoughtfully, and I quickly walked a few steps to dispel her idea of ​​reciting me.

I was afraid that she would vomit blood and pass out halfway, and that she would cause trouble for myself by then.

Dazai is a person who has a lot of problems - he is afraid of pain, suffering, spicy food, heat, in short, he is afraid of any uncomfortable temperature, environment and feeling.However, even if you are afraid of these things, you still have to wear a bandage, a shirt, a windbreaker, and a tie to give away your head... just like that kind of special young master.

In contrast, I look like a rough guy who couldn't be rougher.

The station is really far from the hot spring, and it took about an hour to arrive at the destination. The proprietress stood at the door with a red face and welcomed us in.After the rooms are divided according to gender, you can move around at will. You must go to the hot springs!

It is late autumn now, and the maple leaves rise one by one along the gentle hillside, looking from a distance like a burning sunset.Me, Ms. Okita put on my yukata, hugged the little yellow duck with the towel, found Kyoka, and gathered with Dr. Yosano,

Then they went to drag Naomi who wanted to get into the men's bath to find her brother, and after taking a bath, they happily soaked in the oversized open-air pool.

The natural hot spring water is a little turbid, the mist is huge, and there is a slight sulfur smell. The pool is made of stones to build a gentle and wide ladder, and it just reaches the neck when sitting on it-oh, I am shorter, at least I don’t need a stool?Surrounded by garden views specially planted with plants, guests will not feel bored while soaking in the hot springs.

Miss Okita and I had a lot of fun, trying our best to push the little yellow duck on each other's head into the water.Jinghua padded a stool and obediently sat in the water blowing bubbles and looked over enviously, inviting her but refusing to join.

"I still can't control Yasha Baixue, and I can easily hurt you."

Naomi teased her brother through the thick wooden board, and Yosano-san held a glass of wine while laughing and watching us fight.

The battle between Ms. Okita and I became more and more intense, we accidentally fell into the water together, shook the water from our hair, got up and walked towards the steps.

"Lixiang, you have so many injuries...do you want to get rid of them?"

The action of drinking with Ms. Yosano stopped. Even if Fujimaru Tateka had performed a full-body examination on her hands, it was not the kind of examination that required the patient to strip.

If I hadn't seen her in the bathtub, I couldn't believe that a girl who was not yet 20 years old would have so many scars on her body.

Maybe these scars are her medals and glory, but from the doctor's point of view, she only feels distressed.

"Eh?"

I touched my back with my backhand, and sure enough there were old pitted injuries: "How do I get rid of it?"

Girls, there is no one who doesn't love beauty, and if possible, no one wants to wear a wound all over.

Dr. Xie Ye tilted his head and thought for a while: "My supernatural power 'Please Don't Die' can heal all traumas instantly when seriously injured and dying, and the scars left by such traumas can also be repaired. You... think about it? "

My first thought was: "How could such a good thing happen!"

The second thought immediately vetoed the heartbeat of the previous second: "No, my body data is constantly monitored by Chaldea. Because I used to go in and out of the singularity, it is easy to be mistaken by the world consciousness as an outsider that needs to be cleared." '. How many staff members work overtime all year round just to prove the certainty of my existence in this world. The near-death state may cause data collapse. I can't trouble them. If there is a scar, there will be a scar, anyway, it doesn't hurt It doesn't itch and doesn't affect sports, so I'll save it up and get rid of it when I retire. Thank you, Miss Jingzi!"

The capable lady sighed, raised her head and drank the wine in the glass: "You are so cute, Lixiang! Nah~ come here~ let the big sister come and check your body~"

"Wow ah ah ah ah ah!"

This is me shivering and screaming.

"Aster hold on! Don't lose Chaldea's momentum!"

This is Okita-san, who secretly drank and looked out from between her fingers with her face flushed and her eyes covered.

"Ah~~~~~~"

This is Naomi with an inexplicable face, she seems to have gotten to the gate of some new world.

"Gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

Jinghua was still blowing bubbles obediently.

The hot springs should not be soaked for too long, and it is enough to stay in the pool intermittently for more than half an hour. The girls dried their bodies and changed into bathrobes and walked to the room together.

The proprietress has prepared dinner, but this portion...is too traditional. I feel like five mouthfuls can be enough. Who would have the nerve to ask for more than three extra meals?

I whispered to Naomi Kyoka quietly and told them that they had brought instant noodles that could be mixed with each other, so everyone got together and had a "hee hee hee" without any complaints. After everyone arrived, they picked up chopsticks and ate quietly.

"Thank you for your hospitality."

The five ladies put down their chopsticks very subtly and thanked the proprietress, and went for a walk in the courtyard in groups after dinner.

A group of men looked at each other in blank dismay for a while, and they were too embarrassed to ask for more food. In the end, none of them was full.

Usually people will go to play ball or sing after soaking in the hot springs, but today we walked too far when we came here, and we had no energy and no interest in other activities. After turning around twice to see the proprietress pack up the tableware and leave, I ran back immediately Room.I took out a lot of junk food from the salute, each with a huge serving of instant noodles, Naomi wanted to hug me and kiss me.

"Lixiang~ Let's play Hundred Monogatari, we will eat when we are hungry at night!"

Although this game is more suitable for summer, I always feel that a large part of the content is missing without playing something after soaking in the hot springs.

Weird stories like Hundred Monogatari... I'm not afraid of the strange stories that used to be part of them, okay? However, Miss Okita and Naomi wanted to play very much, so Dr. Yosano nodded and agreed: "Okay, but the five of us are a little No, I'll ask the men if there is anyone who wants to play."

So we left puffed food like potato chips out and packed the rest.The room had just been tidied up, and a group of people squeezed in from the next door, all of them came to play Hundred Stories...

It seems that there are quite a few people who are bored.

A-Dun hurriedly ran to borrow a flashlight—candles are too easy to catch fire, and here is the mountain forest in autumn, so it is safer to use a flashlight.

Close the windows and doors, turn off the lights, and fill the house with the beam of the flashlight.

"Okay! Let's take turns talking about ghost stories, and the person who finishes speaking will turn off the flashlight. I'll come first."

Dr. Xie Ye picked up his flashlight: "Let me tell a story that happened in the hospital."

"When Ms. Hanako was on night shift, she would feel the sound of footsteps behind her every time she made rounds. This situation had lasted for a long time. One day she felt that this could not go on, so she suddenly turned into the bathroom and used the mirror while she was on duty. Looking back, there was still no one behind her. Miss Hanako left the bathroom in peace, but what she didn't know was that after she left, Miss Hanako in the mirror showed a cold smile."

With a "snap", she turned off the light source of the flashlight, and everyone felt that the temperature in the room dropped rapidly.

At the back was Ms. Okita, she picked up the flashlight and smiled: "Let me tell you a strange story that really happened... One day 150 years ago, in a farmyard in the countryside of Edo, I... died ...it's..."

As the flashlight turned off, someone whimpered, but it certainly wasn't a lady's voice.

Then there was Naomi, she told a strange incident on campus that was widely spread among the students.Immediately after was Kyoka, and then me.When I finished my travelogue, it was the men's turn. Tanizaki Junichiro talked about the plate-counting Akiku.A Dun told a story about a strange mother-in-law who ate children from the orphanage. It was not scary at all but made the audience feel sad.Then, after several people took turns, it was finally Dazai's turn.

He sat very casually, leaning against the sliding door, letting his hair cover his eyes and his eyes were out of focus: "When I was young, the servants at home saw Zashiki Wardou, and they were a pair of very cute little girls. It is said that the family left by Zashiki Ware It became prosperous and prosperous, and many people hoped to have such things in their homes. At that time, laughter, the sound of hitting balls, the sound of playing, and the sound of nursery rhymes could often be heard in the house." He said in a low voice. He sang a few "travel songs" with a low smile and continued: "It's just such a nursery rhyme. I can sing it after hearing it a lot. Later, there was a heavy rain one year, and a corner of the courtyard's foundation was washed away, and a big urn was buried. Down below. The servants were all wondering, why is there an urn here? They discussed together to remove the urn and refill the foundation... Then, the nursery rhyme rang out again."

"Pass, pass. Where is this path? This is the path of the gods. Pass gently, go to the opposite side. If there is no important matter, there is no need to pass...Smooth travel, difficult to return..." The desolate tone accompanied The chill climbed slowly up the spine.

At this point, he looked up and looked around, his voice was hoarse: "Didn't you hear it? The nursery rhyme sung by the children whose parents killed them with an urn?"

There was a sudden creaking sound from the window decorated with washi paper, and a couple appeared vaguely on the paper door behind him.

The girl in the kimono seems to be reaching out to open the door and walk in.

With the crisp sound of the flashlight switching on and off, the room suddenly fell into complete darkness.Mr. Kunikida yelled "Oh", which startled everyone in the room. Behind a green light curtain, a pair of dolls appeared in the center of the room, clapping one hand and bowing: "One, two, three, four , five, six, seven..."

Mr. Kunikida was not the only one who screamed, and the exclamation was so loud that the ceiling was almost lifted.

"Ah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

The light switch on the wall was turned on, and the doll in the center of the room disappeared as Dazai patted Junichiro Tanizaki on the shoulder: "Hahahahahahaha! It's so funny that so many people are scared!"

"Dazai! You are definitely playing tricks!"

Kunikida-san jumped up against the case, Dazai raised his hands: "I didn't do anything, Kunikida-kun, don't avoid your own weaknesses!"

It turned out to be Tanizaki's special ability "Xiyuki"... Everyone heaved a sigh of relief and ordered Dazai not to participate in similar activities again.

It's already a bit late now, and no one thought that it would take so long to talk about strange things.

"Okay! Go back and rest, and return to Yokohama at noon tomorrow."

Dr. Yosano chased away all the men, especially guarding against Dazai to leave.After they left, we dug out the instant noodles... Then we found out speechlessly that there was no hot water in the room...

"The proprietress said that you can use her kitchen, why don't you go and boil some water?"

Except for Ms. Okita who said she was not hungry, the other four people quietly opened the door with plastic bags and slipped out.

We squeezed into the kitchen, but fortunately, there were all water and electricity, and all modern appliances were available.Jinghua stood watch at the door, and I was in charge of boiling the water, tearing off the wrapping paper and seasoning packets with Dr. Yosano and Naomi.

It takes time to boil water, and Naomi whispered about the weird talk just mentioned.

The hissing sound of plastic tearing was a bit harsh, and Dr. Yosano and Naomi stuck out their tongues at each other to speed up, and soon the water was boiled.We called Jinghua in in a low voice, warmed the noodle cakes softly, sprinkled seasonings and mixed them with anticipation. Before we could eat the noodle bowls with the words "Super Large Portion" printed on them, the sliding door of the kitchen was quietly opened again.

I don’t want people to find out that I got up secretly to eat so many things at night. Naturally, no one has much to do to light up the kitchen lights. We just hold the bowl and watch a taller guy with fluffy hair leading a shorter guy with messy bangs The guy got in.

Jinghua touched her back with her backhand, and was stopped by Dr. Xie Ye, who looked like she was making eye contact and should be beaten to death.

I waved at them.

When you are caught doing something bad, it is not wise to silence it.The optimal solution is to turn all insiders into accomplices, so that it is foolproof.

"Aden, are you hungry?"

Before the two of them walked around the storage room, I preemptively caught a boy who was so nervous that he didn't know where to look.

"Hold, I'm sorry, I'm so hungry and noisy that everyone can't sleep..."

He scratched his bangs and laughed like he was crying, and there was a terrible bowel sound coming from his abdomen.

Jinghua immediately handed over the mixed noodles: "We still have more, you eat first."

"Mirror Flower Sauce!"

He was so moved that he couldn't help but stand there and eat hard.Fortunately, I brought a few more packets of noodles and put them in the bag. Now I can boil the water and re-soak Jinghua in time.

As soon as the water on my side boiled, I turned my head and found that my face had disappeared. Someone bit a fork and smiled unreservedly: "Oh, I'm so hungry!"

I:"……"

The second time I soaked two more noodles, Jinghua and I sat together and ate slowly.Dr. Yosano and Naomi were full and said they would go back early, I nodded without looking up, and there was a rustling sound from the sliding door of the kitchen.

After eating, restore the used kitchen to its original state.

With Aton in Dazai, he would never do anything.The young man quickly cleaned and dried the noodle bowls and put them into a uniform garbage bag. Before he could completely wipe out the evidence, the sliding door of the kitchen rang again.

"Ha! You really are hiding here and stealing food!"

Mr. Ranpo puffed up his cheeks and was very dissatisfied. He walked in with Mr. Kunikida's persuasion "it will be unhealthy for digestion if you eat it so late": "Is there anything to eat?"

A Dun pointed to the garbage that had been cleaned: "The instant noodles brought by Miss Lixiang are finished!"

I blushed and coughed, and before I opened my mouth to speak, Dazai put his arm on the junior's shoulder: "Aden, you are serious, didn't you call me hungry and I would bother Lixiang?"

The little tiger who didn't get the girl's heart at all was stunned for a moment, and immediately read the air and tried to make up: "Well, I'm really sorry...I ate too much..."

"Eh?"

Mr. Ranpo made a doubtful voice, and before he opened his eyes, I stuffed a box of noodles: "I'll boil the water now!"

After a while, Ms. Okita, who couldn't bear the temptation, also ran over. After 10 minutes, everyone went to the kitchen. The last box was given to Kenji, and the instant noodles were completely wiped out.

"Look, I predicted this would happen a long time ago, so it's true to remind Lixiang to bring more snacks, right?"

Someone who accompanied me for a walk to digest food was particularly proud.

"Does Lixiang like hot springs? If so, come back in winter..."

I smiled and nodded and continued to walk forward, shaking the hands together like a child: "Okay, then wait until winter."