[Comprehensive] Daily life of the retired savior

"a~s~ter~ Mom is waiting for your explanation~"

Minamoto Yorimitsu's boy Kiri Yasuna's marriage is approaching. If I can't come up with a correct answer, the first instigator, Osamu Dazai, will probably be "sanctioned" by his heroic spirit.

Hiding them is always the worst way.Heroic spirits have accompanied me all the way, and they are intimate with each other. I shouldn't cheat or hide...Of course, if they didn't ask me, I don't have to say it, but the question has already been asked...Let's not tell a lie. Can't play a role, it really hurts feelings, doesn't it?

Let's not mention the embarrassment of being exposed in the next second, okay?

"Mom...it's like this...don't get excited. Sit down calmly and talk..."

In any case, the particularity of berserker Minamoto Raimitsu easily made her confuse the concepts of "child" and "lover". Fortunately, Sakata Kintoki was not sent back to the Seat of Heroes, which prevented her from drawing her sword in the first place. thunder……

In order to prevent my bedroom from being razed to the ground by Laiguang's mother, I dragged her to find a larger empty room, and before I could arrange her to sit down, a few spirits who were very interested in this came in Listening in, the doorway is still scattered from short to high with several heads poking in... My bustling is so beautiful!Don't you all say you love me?Why are you so excited when you see that I'm about to be beaten?

Do you still love me or not?

"Mom, it's like this. Emiya and Merlin also know about this..."

Drag as many as you can into the water, and you will have a helper when you run for your life.

"This story is a long one..."

I was right and tried to pass the test with my fingers, but Yuan Laiguang's heart was so determined that she didn't give it a chance at all: "Then please make a long story short!"

"..."

This is what you want to hear!

So I started talking about being picked up by Yato, and laid the groundwork for more than an hour. Seeing that Minamoto Raimiko was about to be unable to hold back, I finally raised my head pitifully and said, "That's how it is, no wonder Others, it's my own problem..."

"What's the problem?"

Minamoto Larimitsu's face was darker than a thunderstorm, I sobbed, gritted my teeth and bared my face: "It's just that I was walking on the road and saw someone else's little brother was very good-looking. Someone knocked me out and dragged me away to sign this, mom, I was wrong!"

Anyway, I didn't get mixed up in the process, and I was the one who didn't reject others. For the safety of Mr. Dazai, I just reversed the subject and object of the result...

"Is that so...?"

Laiguang's mother miraculously put away her anger, turned over the marriage certificate and carefully looked at the standard ID photo of Mr. Dazai... "It is indeed the appearance that the princesses of the Gongqing family will like. Is the literary talent good? Can write waka Is it a haiku? Is it elegant? It looks like a young child, is it good-natured?"

... Mom, what you said has nothing to do with this person, except for his face.

"Probably... right? He likes to read books (Complete Suicide Manual), has lived a very vigorous life (ex-Mafia), has a delicate mind (bad belly), is weak (Bandage Man), and is quite refined." (Excellence in drama)..."

I really did my best Dazai!This 800-meter-thick filter is so disgusting that even I can't stand it!

"I understand……"

Minamoto Larimitsu felt a little disappointed in his relief, and raised his hand to rub the top of my head: "Mom's Xiao Lixiang is a good boy, and he will not do things that are difficult for others, so it must be because of the sympathy between the two that the marriage can be concluded. Uh ... Boom... Mom should be happy, woo woo... Xiao Lixiang has grown up, blah blah... As long as it's what you like... blah blah, mom will accept it... blah blah... "

Mother!Don't get excited!This is actually a false certificate!

"Mum Raikou, you will always be my favorite mom. No one else can compare to you, you are not like them..."

did not expect

One day I will say such scumbags...

Minamoto Raimitsu's emotions finally returned to a controllable range, and he went out to find Jinshi to confide his distress. I looked back at the extra heroic spirits in the room and outside the room, and the sprinting legs were left behind. Andersen pushed his big glasses: "I think it's best for you to leave Chaldea for a while before Qingji hears the news... Anyway, the arrest warrant and charges have been withdrawn, so it's considered a vacation ?”

I:"……"

Andersen, you are such a clever little ghost!

Mr. Intelligence Officer has always watched the excitement and never thought it was a big deal. Da Vinci, who had obtained enough alchemy materials, was so talkative. With the help of these two, I... sneaked out of Chaldea and appeared in the Nordic continent with a small bag on my back. in the mountains.

The Wandering Sea, which has the nickname of the moving stone coffin, is the moving mountain itself.It usually wanders in the sea as the name suggests, but it is said that occasionally it will land on land... Anyway, I was dropped on land, the intelligence officer is too kind to me!

"Aster will definitely go to find that man. Instead of arguing with the master, why don't you wait for her to lead the way, what do you think?"

Mr. Holmes raised his eyebrows and looked at the many heroic spirits who had assembled. The teeth-gritting faction headed by Kiyohime, the worry faction headed by Matthew, and other spectators who were full of troublesome atmosphere were all staring at the monitor and bouncing around. The jumping orange-haired girl showed a "kind" smile.

Dare to abduct the master of Chaldea, and still be favored by her?

hehehehehehehehehehehehe.

It took me a week to get my bearings out of this ever-moving mountain range, into the normal world, buy a train ticket jingling across several small countries, and finally catch a flight to the island country from Charles de Gaulle before the strike started ... It's not easy for me!

Sneaking this kind of thing is really a test of physical strength and knowledge reserves!

In addition to the transit time, I stood at the bus connection point of Haneda Airport with weak legs after more than 20 hours.I could hardly keep my eyes open, if it wasn't for the fear of lying on the ground and being picked up casually, I would be falling asleep right now.The dark figure in the distance was completely ignored by me, and I leaned against the pillar and closed my eyes to rest...in fact, my eyes were swollen.

"Miss Fujimaru?"

Someone next to me suddenly called my name, and I unconsciously moved "um", a group of big men in black rushed up and almost carried me into the black car that had been on standby for a long time on the side of the road. walk away.

"Looks like a kidnapping? Call the police!"

The kind-hearted person at the side took out his mobile phone, and before dialing the number, he was politely stopped by the man in black who stayed behind: "Sorry, that's our boss who ran away from home."

"Is this so? I'm sorry..."

The passer-by was startled, put away the phone and changed places to hide far away, who knew that the plot of Miss Jidao, which only appeared in TV dramas, would be staged in real life!

In other words, the girl who was taken away looks so cute, how could she have something to do with Jidao, she doesn't look like that at all!

To be honest, I curled up in the car and fell asleep completely.Whoever you love, don't care, anyway, I'm a valuable baby, I'm so sleepy, I really don't want to disturb my brain that has become a mess at this time...

I don't know how long I slept. When I woke up, I found myself lying on a luxurious big bed in the hotel. Mr. Mori and President Fukuzawa were sitting side by side on the left in front of me. Mr. Zhongyuan, a Hong Kong gangster cadre with a suspicious relationship, and behind him are a bunch of guys who don’t know whether they are watching the fun or really coming to the scene; on the right are the intelligence officer and Da Vinci sitting side by side, and the shield in Matthew’s hand is shining , all the heroic spirits who can leave Chaldea stand behind... Worthy king, don't take out your axe!

Is the Saint Quartz given to you for you to play like this? !fall!

"In short..." Laiguang's mother came out in a suit of armor, and Jin Shi looked around and moved a chair for her.

"Our Ji Jun fell in love with Young Master Ling and handed him over. Chaldea doesn't care about family property, just follow along. But!"

Minamoto Laiguang held the boy Che Anzuna on his knees: "Genji's family rules must be abided by. If there is any incident in the future that humiliates Genji's lintel and makes Ji Jun feel ashamed or even depressed, don't blame us for re-educating Young Master Ling."

I lay down without daring to move, but in my heart I felt that Lai Guang's mother's words sounded a bit weird...why is it so similar to the tone of the old bully lord's yamen who robbed the women of the people?

Moreover, not only do the bully's parents not restrain their children, but they help the tyrant to beat the door to oppress the good people...

It's a pity that the oppressed "good people" not only did not feel grief and indignation, but also felt a sense of relief that "the goods in the warehouse were finally cleared out, but luckily they didn't fall into their hands". Just skip the dividing line in the middle and start pleasing the "bully parents"...

Then, in the next second, Laiguang's mother looked away from Dazai and looked at the other: "Is this a dowry?"

Holding back his laughter until he was trembling, a certain cadre stopped with a "crack" and pointed his backhand at himself, so surprised that he couldn't control it: "Huh? Why is I just a dowry! Are you targeting me?"

Ahhhhhhhhhh!The red light of the supernatural power came out!

Seeing that this room was in danger, I slipped out of the quilt and sat obediently: "berserker!"

A row of several berserkers came out and started to move, as if they really wanted to dismantle something.

"Mother Laiguang, thank you. Mr. Nakahara is my good friend, please don't make fun of him."

The crisis was temporarily lifted, and several berserkers returned to the queue. Only Qing Ji was about to cry and pointed to the Dazai whose expression was shining brightly and was about to die of curiosity: "Master Anzhen! Who is he! Master Anzhen is no longer Qing Ji's Yet?"

Just when I was racking my brains, Dazai put on a standard "fox spirit" insidious smile and said back: "It's not who An Zhen belongs to, but me, who completely belongs to An Zhen from body to heart." ~"

No, you are better than Qing Ji, you can't live without acting, how do you say such a shameful thing?

"Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough!" Choking on my saliva, I let out a series of earth-shattering coughing sounds.

Qing Ji froze for a moment, and muttered to herself as if she had been hit hard, and hid behind a bunch of berserkers to think about life.

Mr. Mori only did one thing throughout the whole process, and that was to hold back his laughter while watching the show. In the end, President Fukuzawa stood up to uphold justice for his employees: "Dazai will trouble your company in the future, please don't give up on him no matter what. .”

Lai Guang's mother scanned the black-haired young man pickily again, and turned her head to pinch me: "Why do you only look at the face like other Ji Jun, this guy can see the whole body besides the face What an advantage! How did you dig such a thing out of the trash can so accurately that you didn't have to cut him off and replace him with the black-clothed boy next to him?"

"Let's give him another chance, maybe he can be saved..."

That said, I didn't even have confidence in myself.

The Heroic Spirits still dote on me very much. Seeing that things are not that easy to change, Gritting their teeth sent Gritting their teeth to return to Chaldea to plan follow-up actions, Worried Pie followed closely, and the Watching Faction put away their interest when they saw that they couldn’t fight. Watching Dazai turn around a few times and whispering in a low voice all the way back to Chaldea.I understand what they mean, it's nothing more than "for the sake of the master, let this guy die, let's wait and see in the future."

The last one to disappear was the glittering golden King Gilgamesh. He looked around arrogantly at the "spicy chickens" all over the floor, and finally snorted at me: "Your taste is nothing more than that, even if you kneel under the throne crying Don't mind meddling, hum!"

Good lord, I understand lord, what you mean is that if you are wronged, you must go back and sue.

Sending off the Chaldean army, Dazai, who stood still and said only one word, immediately fell to the side. The honest boy Atsushi Nakajima and another young man in black who I only saw once, "Mr. Dazai, Mr. Dazai"

Exclaiming in shock, Dr. Sen rushed forward to help him, and Dr. Sen waved his hand to indicate that the follow-up work would be handled by the cadre Nakahara Nakaya, and he immediately came out with all the Hong Kong black people who said they were supporting the scene but were actually watching the fun.

I kept sitting upright and rubbed my legs while relieving the numbness and pain: "What did you lose?"

During the period of my rest, are there any buildings in Yokohama City that have not collapsed?

Nakaya took off his hat and threw Dazai beside me to make him lie down, and sat down on the chair himself: "Fortunately, they didn't do anything except beat up the mackerel, and, anyway, And let him breathe."

"The most terrifying thing in this world is really someone who is obsessed with it and desperate for it..."

Someone like a dead fish stretched out his hand and gently hooked my little finger: "Hook your finger, hook your finger, a liar will swallow a thousand needles, hook your little finger... I have tried my best to avoid fatal injuries and live, so, Li Xiang You can't break your promise."

Chuya immediately picked up his hat, turned around and left. The detectives of the detective agency had long since disappeared. Now only me and Mr. Dazai, who is disabled, are left in the room.

"Before, it was because Shibusawa Tatsuhiko's mist would separate the supernatural power from the supernatural power user. If I let go of Chuya, I don't know what will happen if I let go of the Araba spit and the safety device... Don't get me wrong?"

"I have to work obediently."

"If I haven't tried a new suicide method recently, Li Xiang will not go there..."

"All the young ladies in the phone address book have been deleted."

"I learned how to make curry from Oda Saku."

He was lying there chattering endlessly. Looking carefully, he could see that his face was pale, and there were still some bruises on his cheeks. He was pitifully fragile, like a stray cat that had been lost for several days and finally found its home. .

"I'm really dying, there is only a trace of blood left, and I will go to hell if I take another punch...Obviously, people prefer to commit suicide without causing trouble or pain... Ah no, what are you, Lixiang? I didn't hear it either, this part was cut off..."

This guy stretched out his palm and wrapped it around my hand:

"Miss Fujimaru, do you have any requirements for the staff who apply for Chaldea... If you can't stay with me, then I'll go find you. Don't worry, I'm also a smart person?"

I took out my hand and rubbed it on his fluffy hair: "Please submit your resume to the intelligence officer and commander. We welcome all volunteers. I am in the Chaldean Human Security Agency and look forward to hearing from you."

"That would be great, it sounds like a reassuring place..."

He fell asleep lying on his stomach like this, with some traces of blood showing faintly under the white bandage.I felt for his pulse... Should I say that this guy really has tenacious vitality—at least his life is safe.

"If you don't want to die, just hold my hand all the time."

After thinking about it, I simply lay down and leaned aside to catch up on sleep.

As for the rest?Let's talk about it when I wake up completely...

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