I heard I'm the big villain

Gu Ying took a step back vigilantly, he couldn't believe the sound he just heard - did he buy a porn robot?

Lin Yishu came back to his senses with a short snort, and quickly shut his mouth tightly. Fortunately, the indifferent robotic face would not reveal his emotions.He stared straight ahead, pretending nothing happened.

The palm-shaped depression on the chest is still there, but now Gu Ying is a little unsure whether to press his hand on it: "What's the sound?"

The robot on the display stand said without changing expression: "Start the bell."

Gu Ying circled around him suspiciously. He had never used the Contractor before, so he couldn't be sure that there wasn't such a weird activation bell, but the Contractor didn't have the function of lying, right?

"Put your hand up to activate it?"

The robot nods.

Gu Ying pressed his hand on the robot's chest in doubt, and another burst of electric current brushed through it. This time Lin Yishu was prepared, and he finally screamed without shame.He felt a probe protruding from his chest, piercing Gu Ying's skin to take a drop of blood, and at the same time a long string of body data flowed through his eyes in the form of a waterfall of data.

"The genetic matching is completed, and the observation and research of the operator's first-generation machine is officially launched, and the data will be sent back regularly."

Then a core instruction appeared, even overriding the contractor's one-to-one regulations. This instruction required Lin Yishu to send back his own data logs regularly for research by the research institute.Isn't it said that the contracted person and the heavenly man serve one-on-one?And absolute privacy, it's all bullshit!

Maybe every deed has a dog leash in his mind. The research institute stipulates that heavenly beings must receive deeds when they reach adulthood, and deeds are often inseparable from their masters.If the research institute can put the core program in the mind of the contractor at will, then they can even order the contractor to kill the master. After all, no matter how powerful the spiritual body of a celestial being is, it is no match for the most defenseless machine butler stabbing a knife.Thinking about it this way, isn't the research institute's intentions somewhat sinister?

Lin Yishu looked at the ex-boyfriend of the new owner who was still pressing his palm on his chest, and thought to himself, you are lucky to meet me.

"Activated, let's make the initial settings."

Gu Ying quietly looked at the robot that recorded his iris, voiceprint and other data, trying to get some clues from his expression.This robot is strong and tall. It is a head taller than itself when it steps off the display stand. Its appearance is not perfect, but it looks pleasing to the eye.There is a black "shu" tattooed on the Adam's apple in the middle of the neck, and the number "01" is on the back of the neck opposite to it.

This is the sign of the contractor, the word in front represents the model, and the number behind is the batch number.If it is the envoy with the largest production volume, the number may form a complete circle and be worn around the neck like a necklace, while the characters are special "pendants". "01" means that the number of operators in this batch will not exceed two digits at most, and it is even very likely that he is the only one.

As a first-generation machine, Gu Ying does not believe that this operator is really useless.

"Next, let's personalize, what would you like me to call you?"

"Owner."

"Okay, sir."

"???" Gu Ying looked into those green data waterfall eyes inexplicably, "Can't understand human words? Lord—human—"

Lin Yishu's heart: the man who is in charge of your uncle!

"This setting cannot be made."

"reason?"

"The system does not store the title."

Gu Ying looked at that paralyzed face for three seconds, then shrugged: "Continue."

"You can set my personal title, or the default title is Shuxing Zero One."

"Pornbots."

Lin Yishu: ...? ? ?

"You may consider changing to a..."

"That's it, sure."

Lin Yishu looked at the black face for three seconds, gritted his teeth: "It has been saved. Do you want to synchronize your personal terminal information?"

"Synchronize."

"Synchronizing...completed. The porn robot has all the functions of a personal terminal, and you can use it directly." Lin Yishu spoke loudly on purpose, wanting to disgust Gu Ying.

Unexpectedly, Gu Ying was completely unmoved, as if he hadn't thought of anything: "Got it."

Here Lin Yishu is fighting wits with his new owner's ex-boyfriend, and over there Xin Zhui has activated his own type-fit person and runs over.What Hongmao bought was an attacker, which was not beyond Lin Yishu's expectation - this kid had always said that he wanted to join the army, and buying an attacker was just right.

"Gu Ying, why did you still buy this!" Hongmao shouted exaggeratedly, "Hurry up, hurry up and ask for a refund before it's activated, and say it's a wrong purchase."

Gu Ying shook his head calmly: "It has been activated."

"Impossible! You didn't buy it when I went to activate it. Who did you ask to activate it?" Hong Mao looked at the first-generation machine with critical eyes, and the more he looked at it, the more disgusted he became. ... Unit [-] - Wucao! Gu Ying, the name of this robot is like Ershu!"

Lin Yishu: That's me!

As soon as the red hair finished shouting, he covered his mouth, looked around guiltily, clasped his hands together and waved to the sky: "Bah, bah, bah...forgive me, your lord has a lot to forgive the little one's unintentional words. Die early and be reborn early, don't come to me."

Lin Yishu: What is early death and premature birth? ? ?Hey, system, come out to destroy the system, where is my original body?You are killing me! ?What about my Xiaojin!

Gu Ying stared closely at the operator he just bought, but the other party didn't react at all after hearing Hongmao's words, on the contrary he seemed a little nervous.Gu Ying lowered his head and laughed at himself, yes, he saw him die from a heart attack with his own eyes, this contracted person just had a similar name to him, and he had some ridiculous fantasies.

"Come on, go home."

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Lin Yishu didn't expect that there would be a day when he and Gu Ying would return to this low-rent house.

The [-]-square-meter small house barely separated two bedrooms, there was no living room, the kitchen was directly opposite the door, the toilet was in Gu Ying's room, and the dining table was next to Lin Yishu's bed.Lin Yishu followed the young man into the room, as if he had traveled back to the time when the young man hadn't moved away, feeling a little dazed.He naturally rolled up his sleeves and walked towards the kitchen, reaching back to pick up the dishes.

Without a heavy handbag in his hand, Lin Yishu subconsciously turned around and saw Gu Ying standing there staring at him inquiringly.

It's over!I am Shu-type Unit 01 now, not Lin Yishu!

Lin Yishu froze for only a second, then said adaptably: "Need...do I help you?"

Gu Ying still didn't speak, just looked at him so silently, until he stared at a certain robot that was about to leak oil before he shrugged and walked in: "I thought the person helping people would stand behind."

Lin Yishu laughed twice, but didn't reply.

Gu Ying walked to his room, this time Lin Yishu didn't rush to another room, although he did feel sorry for the little baby who hadn't been watered for three days - that was what he found in the market Rare, very delicate, must be watered and cared for every day.

"Make something to eat, the ingredients are in the refrigerator."

Lin Yishu breathed a sigh of relief, turned and walked into the kitchen.It was probably the reason why he didn't come back for three days. The kitchen was a little dusty. Although Gu Ying didn't know why he didn't live in the big mansion but came here to live here, but this young master never cooks.

From the first day when Lin Yishu met Gu Ying, he felt that he was the kind of troubled nobleman in the novel, with slender fingers without any calluses, as tender as white tofu, eating slowly, and his body was full of ashes. Elegant and luxurious temperament.Of course, such a young master can't cook, so Lin Yishu is responsible for buying vegetables, cooking and washing dishes, and he is responsible for subsidizing the food expenses.

If Gu Ying sent some special instructions, he might reveal his secrets, but cooking really couldn't be easier.Lin Yishu opened the refrigerator in a relaxed mood: stickleback fish, vegetables, eggs...everything, all dogs like to eat.

Lin Yishu took out the egg while thinking badly, and he skillfully pointed the egg at the edge of the bowl and knocked it lightly.

boom--!

The loud noise almost made Gu Ying's heart stop beating. It took him a long time to recover, and he walked out with the help of the wall, and saw the porn robot he just bought standing in the kitchen stupidly, covered in egg whites, and the kitchen was full of people. It looks like it has been ransacked. If it is replaced with ketchup, it can definitely be used as a murder scene.

"Are you going to bomb my kitchen with eggs?"

"I'm very sorry." Lin Yishu swore that he really didn't want to make it like this. At most, he was going to make the food a little less delicious. This dog man, but how did he know that the robot is so powerful?He beat the eggs with the strength he used to, and even the cooking table was cracked into three pieces!In this way, those staff actually said that it was a defective product with fragile materials?Wouldn't the attack type with good texture be able to tear the mecha with bare hands?

Gu Ying looked at the disused kitchen and felt a headache: "Can't cook?"

Lin Yishu rolled his eyes with some guilty conscience: "The cooking system is not implanted."

Gu Ying sighed, turned and went back to the room: "Forget it, let's eat takeaway first today. Clean the kitchen... Can you clean it?"

Lin Yishu was happy when he saw Gu Ying's sullen look, and couldn't help but want to say: "Yes."

After he finished speaking, he stood still, and Gu Ying frowned: "Then clean it."

Lin Yishu shook his head innocently: "There is no built-in cleaning tool."

Gu Ying swears, he must have seen this facial paralyzed robot gloating!

"It is detected that the level of anti-andramine is too high, do you need a sustained-release agent?" Lin Yishu asked dutifully.

Gu Ying felt that he really needed some external factors to calm himself down, otherwise he would be very likely to do something like beating up a robot that would hurt the enemy eight hundred and self-damage ten thousand: "Let's get one."

Lin Yishu stood still.

"what happened again?"

Lin Yishu tried his best not to laugh: "There is no sustained release agent in reserve for use."

Gu Ying rolled his eyes and was immediately dizzy.