I heard I'm the big villain

Chapter 3: Being Bought

Hello!What's happening here?System—Heaven and Man Destruction System, you come out, and you tell me clearly, how did I get into the body of the Contractor?

Lin Yishu yelled frantically in his mind, but the indifferent system was too lazy to give out half a word, which even made Lin Yishu suspect that what he heard before about the deed of heaven and the destruction of the world were all fantasies.

Tired of shouting, he stopped to look at the showroom.

After the self-container was invented, the Celestial Government stipulated that every adult celestial being was obliged to equip a self-container to ensure personal safety—after all, a fragile celestial being may be fractured even if it falls.Rich and powerful celestial beings can go to the market to buy those with higher prices and more complete functions, while ordinary people without money can go to the government-run showrooms to buy one at a very low price when they are adults. Taiwan's basic fund, which belongs to the benefit of the people.

Lin Yishu definitely belongs to the poor among the common people. He used to live in the low-rent housing provided by the school, and he will not be able to afford the lease in the future.So he has always been looking forward to entering the Huimin showroom run by the government and picking out the most powerful and domineering contractor, but what he didn't expect was that he did come, not a buyer, but a product.

The exhibition hall is divided into five areas, which are sold separately: attack-type contract, imperial-type contract, medical-type contract, envoy-type contract and other types, and Lin Yishu is in the other types of sales area.

Lin Yishu rolled his eyes to look at the introduction board that was almost parallel to himself:

Type: Surgery

No.: 01

Function: Calculus

Price: 5000 yuan

Looking left and right, there is no other model like him around, that is to say, his "01" is not the first one, but the only one!Although there are mostly unpopular models in other types of exhibition areas, the lowest number of them is three digits, which means that hundreds of units have been mass-produced anyway. Combined with the two staff members just now, I may still be a Defective products.

surgery type?Lin Yishu has never heard of it. What is the function of calculus? Is it the teaching assistant of the high mathematics teacher?Besides, which robot can't calculate? Which brainless scientist invented such a tasteless function?It's still 5000 yuan!The most popular envoys around are only a few hundred, okay?

Lin Yishu suddenly had a bad premonition, this tasteless ability, expensive price, "01" that no one has tried... What did the male duck voice say just now, if it can't be sold, it will be destroyed! ?

Lin Yishu tried to communicate with the system hidden in his head: "Master System, don't you see that this is no fun? You got me into this contractor's body, okay, let's not care about this for now. But you Anyway, give me a better prospect summary, I will be destroyed soon, how can you help you destroy the world? We are a cooperative relationship, right, I can't destroy the world, and you are not happy, right?"

"No. 369 Tianyiren Lin Yishu, did you give up the mission?"

The high-cold system was finally willing to make a sound, and Lin Yishu suddenly became energetic: "What will happen if you give up?"

"You will have 5 minutes to leave your last words."

Lin Yishu: "...Damn!"

The body of the special machine operator erected in the corner of the other area suddenly shone slightly, which attracted the attention of a little fat man next to it.Curiously, he approached the robot that was at least two heads taller than him, and first looked at the introduction board - he didn't understand it, so he reached out and poked Lin Yishu's abdominal muscles: "Function introduction."

Lin Yishu was on fire, and didn't bother to talk to this little chubby boy.

"Hey, why didn't you respond. Handsome guy~ handsome guy! Is your contractor broken..." The little fat man ran away.

Later, some people were attracted by Lin Yishu's unique introduction board one after another, but as he expected, most of them stopped at the expensive price and inexplicable functions.You must know that those who can come to the Huimin showroom to choose a contract are poor people who cannot afford a contract. Maybe the contract selected this time will be with them for the rest of their lives.In this case, almost no one will choose a first-generation machine that looks very tasteless (and expensive), and everyone does not want to be the first person to eat crabs.

Messenger is the best-selling model among the Contractors. They are also called Hybrid Contractors. Compared with the three types of Attack, Defense, and Medicine that specialize in one aspect, they know a little about each of them and are the most convenient to use.Most of the offensive types are purchased by heavenly beings who intend to join the army - they can replace the master's mecha, and they can also fight alone; the defense type has the best defense ability, and the medical type can almost be used as a private hospital. Devas who are weaker in body will choose them.

For three whole days, there were fewer and fewer contractors in the entire exhibition hall, and no one cared about Lin Yishu.

"The system judged that Lin Yishu, the No. 369 Tianqi person, was unable to complete the task, and the destruction procedure was about to start, and the countdown was—three 10 minutes."

The sudden sound of the high-cold system startled Lin Yishu. He hurriedly looked at the wall clock. Sure enough, there were only 10 minutes left before closing the hall!

"You can't do this. It's not my fault if you can't sell it! It's not your fault for getting me into such a weakling. It's your mistake, and I can't be held responsible!"

"It's not fair, I haven't done anything yet, I'm about to be destroyed!"

"Hey, destroy the system, Master Demon King, please speak! I beg you, otherwise you activate me, and you let me save myself! I can't even move, how can I complete your task!"

Time went by bit by bit, no matter how hard Lin Yishu tried, the system stopped making a single sound, and only projected a blood-red countdown in front of his eyes.

Lin Yishu anxiously looked at the dwindling flow of people in the exhibition hall. In the last few minutes, everyone was walking out, and no one would notice that there was a robot that was about to be destroyed in the corner of other areas.He roared and roared in his mind, but his body remained motionless, and even the green data waterfalls in his eyeballs gradually dimmed.

"In the last 5 minutes, No. 369 Tianqi person Lin Yishu can leave his last words to No. 370."

"Liu Liuliu, what are you staying for! I said, did you kill No. 368 in the same way? Stop playing, okay, you want me to destroy the people on this planet, yes! Anyway, I'm not from here , Let me tell you, you really chose the right person. If you choose someone else, you may have some nostalgia-I don’t have it! Let’s discuss it, let me go, and I will help you get all the people here Kill it clean, how about it? Talk, talk!!"

"Just him."

Three words suddenly came to his ear, Lin Yishu froze for a moment, this was a real voice, not the system's voice in his mind.And why does this voice sound so familiar?

Lin Yishu pulled his attention away from the countdown that suddenly stopped, only to realize that there were two people standing in front of him at some point.Fortunately, he couldn't move, otherwise he would definitely jump up in fright.

The young man with dyed red hair on the left said: "Gu Ying, don't choose this one, right? It looks very weak. See how many imperial models are left over there. Let's go there and see?"

Lin Yishu screamed in his head: "Don't go! Buy me~ Master! Xin Chasing you bastard, it's useless for me to treat you to so many meals!"

Because it was placed on the exhibition stand, and the body of the contractor itself was taller than heaven and man, so Lin Yishu looked down at the pale ex-boyfriend, and always felt that he seemed to be thinner again, swaying like a gust of wind Can blow down.

Gu Ying raised her eyes to look at the special model on the display stand, her amber eyes stared at the pattern of the word "Shu" on its neck.For some reason, she always felt anxious from this expressionless artificial face, so Gu Ying lowered her head to look at the introduction board: "It's him."

Hongmao hated iron but sighed: "Aren't you short of money, this one costs 5000 yuan!"

"Make more money."

A staff member in the distance called Hong Mao to activate the contract he had just bought. Hong Mao turned his head while running: "Gu Ying, calm down, and read the function introduction first. It's best not to buy it, it's not worth it!"

Lin Yishu: "Your uncle's." But why is Gu Ying short of money?Didn't he marry into Qiao's house? Speaking of which, how could such a rich and noble family let Chenglong Kuai's son-in-law come to Huimin's showroom to buy the contract? Isn't the supplier queuing up to send the best model to him at will? pick?

Could it be that he was dumped by Joanini?Lin Yishu speculated maliciously.

"Features."

"Calculus."

Lin Yishu and Gu Ying stared wide-eyed. The latter waited for a long time and couldn't help but frown: "What do you mean by a magician? What do you mean by a calculation?"

"Ten and follow eight, which means that eighteen kinds of martial arts are all familiar. A practitioner is also a calculus." Lin Yishu really didn't want to play tricks on Gu Ying. At this time, he wished to be more attractive so that this dog man would buy him back.But his language system is a bit out of control, he can't talk nonsense as he likes, he can only speak the sentences set by the program.

Gu Ying lowered his head to think, and Lin Yishu anxiously looked at the blood-red countdown above his head, fearing that he would turn around and leave, and he would die again.

"How to activate?"

In the blink of an eye, Gu Ying had transferred the money from the personal terminal to the cashier, and the countdown above his head disappeared completely, and Lin Yishu heaved a sigh of relief.

But... how to activate it?How do I know how to activate myself!I just became a product three days ago, please ask the staff about this kind of thing, okay?After successfully surviving the destruction crisis, Lin Yishu's mind came alive again.What evil did I do, even if I turned into a robot, it was actually Gu Ying's exclusive robot?Wouldn't it be necessary to obey him in the future, seeing him and Joanini in love every day is not counted, and maybe they have to help push his back at night?It's depressing to think about!

Lin Yishu rolled his big eyes——

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