I heard I'm the big villain

Lin Yishu didn't expect Gu Ying's psychological endurance to be so low, and he was really dizzy from anger. He panicked for a while, carried him to bed, and injected sustained-release drugs until his physiological indicators stabilized. Breathe a sigh of relief.

"I used to be quite strong, why are you so careless." Lin Yishu tucked in the quilt, walked out of the room lightly, and opened his door impatiently.

The small room of more than ten square meters was packed to the brim. The 1.2-meter single bed is placed by the window, and the closet on the bed is still half-opened before he left. The few shirts inside are neatly stacked, and the small dining table and bedside table is placed by the door, opposite to it There is also a desk.There is a faint fragrance in the room, which is his treasure of smoked orchids.

Lin Yishu stretched his long legs, stepped onto the bed in two steps and rushed to the window - hanging in a porcelain bowl outside the window sill, a light purple orchid was swaying gently in the wind, exuding a faint fragrance.Lin Yishu touched the soil nervously, and it turned out to be wet. Did that bastard Gu Ying water the flowers for him?

"There is nothing to show courteousness to, rape or steal!" Lin Yishu thought, "But I'm already 'dead', why doesn't he blatantly steal? It must be because he is afraid that I will turn into a ghost to retaliate against him!"

Forget it, for the sake of the dog man watering the flowers for me, I will make you a delicious meal.

Lin Yishu walked into the kitchen in a good mood, first cleaned up the horrible cooking table and egg whites, and then ordered a new cooking table from the Internet - the money was naturally drawn from Gu Ying's account, just kidding, I But a machine housekeeper with no emotions, how could I have private money!

At the moment when the egg exploded just now, Lin Yishu had already calculated from the range of the egg white splash, the time when the porcelain bowl was broken, and the degree of cracking of the cooking table, his current strength is 17.3 times that of Lin Yishu before—this is still not much effort Condition.Don't ask him how he calculated it, he was just puzzled for a moment, this value appeared on the display after milliseconds, like some kind of innate skill.

Lin Yishu began to have a vague concept of "shu type".

Pan-fried stickleback fish, scrambled eggs with tomato, stewed pork belly, Lin Yishu put the two dishes and one soup into the incubator, and then went back to the studio.

Gu Ying hadn't woken up yet, his pale face looked like a living dead, Lin Yishu couldn't help scanning his physiological values ​​again, fortunately, it was still within the normal range.But compared to before, Gu Ying is indeed much thinner.

Celestial beings are a magical species, the stronger their spiritual bodies, the worse their physical qualities.In the past, Lin Yishu raised a dragon, and he was so weak that he gasped after taking two steps. Although Gu Ying never showed him his spiritual body, his body was always better than his.

The current Gu Ying looks even worse than Lin Yishu in the past, he can faint when he is angry, Lin Yishu really wonders if he will go into cardiac arrest if he just scares him?

"Didn't eat well, you deserve it, who told you to chop my leg, Qiao Nini can't even cook rice!" Lin Yishu flipped through the photos in Gu Ying's personal terminal masochistically.

There are not many photos of Gu Ying and Qiao Nini, and the poses are also very consistent. They are all Qiao Nini pointing two fingers at the camera, and Gu Ying stands behind like a background board. If you don’t know the relationship between the two of them, you will definitely not think These two are husband and wife.

"Could it be that you had a quarrel with her? Isn't it too naive to go back to your mother's house after a quarrel? Is it a bit self-conscious to be a married woman?"

"not married."

A low voice suddenly came from behind, startling Lin Yishu to jump up on the spot, knocking the low low-rent house into a hole.

The two looked at each other amidst the dust, and Lin Yishu pulled himself off the ceiling in embarrassment: "You, you're awake. Ha, ha, that... dinner is ready, do you want to eat now?"

Looking at the perforated roof, Gu Ying frowned deeply, and opened her mouth to ask him to clean it, but then remembered that this useless robot can't clean it, so she could only sigh long: "Eat."

Lin Yishu graciously helped Gu Ying open the chair, and brought two dishes and one soup to the table, as well-behaved as a messenger.He was so engrossed in looking at the photos that he didn't even notice when Gu Ying woke up, and he didn't know how much he had heard about cheating.He could only look at his expression carefully, trying to see some clues.

Gu Ying picked up food with chopsticks, and suddenly said, "How do you know you're eating in this room?"

"When you fell asleep just now, I cleaned the whole room. Based on the oil stains deposited on this table, I deduced that this is the dining table." Hmph, fortunately, I have previewed this question.

"Will it be cleaned?"

"Yes, external cleaning kits were found in the house."

"The fish is good."

"I just downloaded the cooking program, I hope you like it."

"I like it very much, Ashu."

Lin Yishu froze for a moment, and blushed shamefully. Although he knew that he said he liked fish, and he also knew that Ashu was calling robots, but can you stop saying such ambiguous words!

"Your nickname," Gu Ying looked up at the robot standing there stupidly, pointed to the pattern on his Adam's apple and added, "Ashu."

"Saved."

When Gu Ying ate, he basically didn't speak, he chewed slowly without making a sound, his posture was as elegant as if he was attending a high-class banquet, and he abruptly ate the home-cooked dishes like a five-star meal.

It wasn't until he swallowed the last mouthful of soup that he narrowed his eyes comfortably and showed a satisfied smile.

"Update your current affairs news. I divorced the second lady of Qiao's family seven days ago," Gu Ying said, "Also, I understand that I care about the master's situation, but I don't need you to judge my behavior. Got it ?"

"Understood." Lin Yishu's hanging heart finally returned to his stomach. It seemed that Gu Ying didn't hear his previous words.

But what about divorce?Lin Yishu logged on to the news website while cleaning up the dishes, only to find that the headline on the front page of the entertainment news was "Unidentified spirit body makes a big wedding, poor dicks get divorced".The cover picture shows Xiao Jin guarding him and roaring fiercely, and there is a small picture next to it is Gu Ying's big head portrait.

It turned out that after Lin Yishu fell to the ground with a heart attack that day, his mental body went berserk and injured many big bosses, and everyone from all walks of life expressed varying degrees of censure against the Qiao family.The most troublesome thing is the Holy See of Sacrificial Water. Bishop Qian, who presided over the wedding that day, was drowned by a drop of Xiaojin's saliva——Xiaojin is a top-level fire-attributed dragon, and his saliva is thousands of degrees of lava. Poor Qian The bishop died on the spot, not even his ashes remained.

The Sishui believers were furious, but the main culprit, Lin Yishu, was already dead, so they could only blame the reason for their mental runaway, only to find out that the murderer turned out to be the groom's ex-boyfriend, and it was probably because of him that the wedding was organized.

Now all the spearheads are pointed at Gu Ying, and Qiao Nini doesn't have much love for Gu Ying herself, she just wants to marry him because she is handsome and noble in spirit and body. He said that he didn't know that Gu Ying was such a person who was indiscreet in his private life before, and scolded Gu Ying to the ground.

So retiring the engagement became a matter of course. After all, the spiritual bodies have not yet interacted with each other, and they are not really married yet.There was no follow-up report that the Sishui cultists dealt with Gu Ying in this way, but judging from the fact that he was able to go to the Huimin showroom to pick out the contractors, he should not have been retaliated against—at least not yet.

The news was seven days ago, and Lin Yishu had been in the showroom for three days, that is to say, it took the damned celestial and human destruction system four days to turn him into a robot. No wonder he vaguely heard the water injection link before.

Originally, Lin Yishu was still thinking about whether he could change back, but now he completely dispelled this idea: no matter whether he was conscious or not, his mental body killed a bishop of Sishui!This is definitely a crime to be burned to death.

"I'll go out for a while, you stay at home."

Gu Ying changed his clothes and went out. Lin Yishu gloated a little after learning that he was getting divorced.

Gu Ying paused for a moment: "Fix the roof, don't spend money recklessly. Find a way by yourself, online shopping is not allowed."

"Okay, sir." I'm not a swallow, I'm slobbering! ?

Lin Yishu walked into Gu Ying's bedroom with slander, first swept off the white ash on his bed and the bricks that had fallen on the floor, and when he was wiping the table, he suddenly found a letter, which was the admission letter from Sishui First University.

Sishui First University, formerly known as Royal First University, is a famous school with a history of more than 200 years and the best university in the whole sky.In the past, he had made an appointment with Gu Ying and said that they would take the exam together.Lin Yishu laughed at himself, reached out to pick up the admission notice and shook the ashes, but unexpectedly there was another admission notice under it.

Lin Yishu looked at the admission notice below with a complicated expression. His name was clearly written on it, and he was admitted to the School of Special Mental Body Research, the same university as the first one.

Sometimes Lin Yishu really didn't understand Gu Ying, they got along so well, why did they secretly hang out with his ex-girlfriend?Mingming was indifferent to him like a stranger at the wedding, so why did he return to this hut?Why did he leave his acceptance letter, why did he water the smoked orchids for him, why... did he buy the surgical machine No. 01.

Lin Yishu firmly embedded the brick in his hand into the hole: "Do you think you are Tom Cruise?"