HP told my dad to hit you after school

In 1995, the summer vacation after the Triwizard Tournament.

The wizarding world is so peaceful, except for the secret recruitment of some resurrected bald Dark Lord, the world is indeed peaceful, or... pretending to be peaceful.

"Yeah." Isa watched with interest the giggling children sliding down the slide in the McDonald's Children's Paradise, "I think since everyone is here, let's eat and drink and enjoy ourselves, If Dad doesn't mind, we can go together—"

"You are 16 Isa, I will never take you to play children's slides and ocean balls." Voldemort vetoed it.

Snape propped his head and sat next to Isa: "I think the four-seater is a bit cramped."

Isa nodded: "I think so too."

Lucius sat timidly beside Voldemort, not daring to show his breath.

"There's a row of counter seats by the window over there," Isa looked around, "shall we go there?"

Snape looked at Voldemort, and Voldemort also felt crowded: "Okay, change seats."

Lucius immediately jumped up to make way for the Dark Lord.

"Thank you, Lucius." Voldemort nodded.

Lucius blushed, "My pleasure, Lord."

"He's terrified." Isa walked to the window and whispered to Snape, "How did you and my dad drag him from Malfoy Manor to McDonald's?"

Snape thought it was funny: "Your dad didn't say anything, just let him think it over."

Then Lucius was willing to Apparate behind Voldemort's ass and came to this house...

McDonald's.

Isa still remembers the stunned look she saw Lucius in the shop.

No wonder he, after all, one month after the master's resurrection, another handsome master suddenly appeared to visit his house, and brought an old friend who looked much cleaner and handsomer, and asked him to go to their new stronghold for a talk, and it turned out that the place I looked at it later - isn't this a Muggle fast food restaurant! ?There is also a little girl who is exactly like the master in the store, it is said that she is the master's daughter? !

They sat facing the street view outside the window.Voldemort was next to Lucius, and Isa sat between Voldemort and Snape.

Isa thought her father was in high spirits.After all, it's exciting to visit a new world suddenly.So he rushed to grab Lucius to understand the situation.

Although he didn't take much care of Lucius' mood.

"Shall I buy you something to eat?" Isa felt a little bored sitting, "Dad, what do you want to eat?"

Of course, Voldemort had never been to McDonald's, and it was Isa's suggestion to chat here.He said that he eats what Isa eats.

"Sizzling beef burger, and coffee, without milk and sugar." Snape ordered.He wanted to stay here and watch Voldemort talk.

"Where's Lucius?"

Lucius said quickly, "I don't need it, thank you miss."

"Call me Isa."

Isa nodded, humming a song and happily ran to the counter.

The plastic bag in Harry's hand fell to the floor with a clatter.

He stared wide-eyed at the McDonald's on his right. Behind the bar seat behind the glass, Snape and Lucius were sitting in a row. The handsome Riddle face Voldemort was talking to Lucius, and Lucius was stiff and nervous. Replying carefully, Snape listened with his head propped up bored, and then a girl [-]% similar to Voldemort came with a dinner plate, she said something to Voldemort intimately (Lucius's expression became more rigid), and then she took out All kinds of Muggle fast food were distributed one by one. Voldemort curiously opened the paper package of the Big Mac. She sat next to Snape and smiled brightly at him. Snape smiled back slightly, took the coffee, bowed his head and sniffed——

Ah, and then he saw Harry standing out the window in a baggy tracksuit and staring blankly at them as they ate hamburgers.

Harry had to sit between Lucius and Isa, and Snape moved impatiently to the side.

"What do you want to eat? Harry?" Isa asked happily, "How about a strawberry new place in summer? Do you want a Big Mac set menu?"

Harry was almost dumbfounded: "...no, I mean, uh, thanks..."

Isa skipped and ran to buy food again.Snape lowered his head to unpack the hamburger. Voldemort passed Lucius and looked at Harry curiously: "You are Harry Potter?"

Harry looked at him warily: "Are you Voldemort?"

"Sir, Harry." Voldemort corrected, "I hope you can distinguish me from the bald man you saw a month ago. Just listening to Lucius' description, I can imagine how terrible his face is .”

Snape drank his coffee quietly without saying a word.

Harry didn't let go of the only person here he knew well.

"Snape," Harry glared at him, "why are you with Voldemort?"

Voldemort corrected: "Sir."

Snape decided to play dumb: "Do I know you?"

Harry looked him up and down suspiciously: "You look much younger, do you really come from that, that - parallel world?"

Snape took a bite of the hamburger and replied lightly, "Who knows."

Isa came with Harry's set meal: "Your Big Mac and Xindi!"

Harry was much softer towards Isa: "Thank you..."

"You're welcome!" Isa sat down, "Maybe you are interested in listening to me tell you about our world?"

Lucius pricked up his ears too.

For the first time, Harry saw compassion in Lucius' eyes.

Voldemort ate French fries thoughtfully, Isa bought a newspaper and was shaking it open to read the sports section.She gave Snape the entertainment version, so he was doing Sudoku now.

Harry and Lucius sipped their Cokes silently in awkward silence.

"Lucius, where do you think the bald man is now?" Voldemort dipped the last lump of ketchup.

"...the house in Lancashire, Lord."

Voldemort nodded: "Okay, let's go see him after eating this Big Mac."

Both Harry and Lucius froze.

"I want to go too!" Yisha raised her hand, "Daddy take me!"

"No." Voldemort refused. "What if I'm slowed down?"

Yisha immediately pulled her face down.Snape tugged at her hand silently.Harry couldn't help looking at them both, and Snape squinted at him warningly.

Voldemort came for revenge.

After he returned to his body, he took back the soul fragments in Isa's body.It can be said that the Alchemy Horcrux fell short.But he was more concerned about whether there was any problem with Isa's body and soul, so he gave her a checkup.

As a result, when he checked his soul, he found that his daughter's soul had been tampered with.

He was outraged at that time.He took a lot of effort to suppress his anger, and tried to calmly ask Isha who did it. Isha hesitated for a long time, and testified against the bald man in another world.

Voldemort nodded, in his mind at the time he had sentenced Baldy to death.

He started to study the timeline left by Fakie again, and finally caught another parallel time and space.

Wait to die, baldy.

Lauder pushed open the door.

The Dark Lord stood in the middle of the hall, squinting at him.

"Horcruxes?" asked the Dark Lord. "Which one are you?"

"I'm whole, ugly," Lauder said coldly.

The Dark Lord sneered.

"Who gave you the guts to talk to me like that?"

"You." Lauder countered mercilessly. "Your courage is admirable. I can't imagine that if I become as ugly and brain-dead as you, what's the fun of living in this world."

The Dark Lord was enraged almost immediately.

He raised his wand: Roaring: "Avada Kedavra!"

Lauder moved his finger, and the Iron Armor Curse blocked the attack.

"It seems that the rumor that you only know Avada and Ruanxin is true." He said pitifully, "It's been more than ten years since you graduated, and you've returned everything you've learned, right? Oh, it's understandable, after all, it's all so ugly. , It’s embarrassing to use those pink and tender spells.”

"Avada Kedavra!"

Lauder turned his head to avoid it: "Don't get angry, I don't want to play with you at your current level."

"Avada Kedavra!!!"

Lauder pouted: "Boring."

McDonald's.

Lucius went back, but Draco came.He and Harry occupied a booth, and shared a Big Mac meal with mutual disgust.

Draco took out the napkin, stuffed it into his collar seriously, took out the knife and fork, separated the burger layer by layer, cut the bread into small pieces, and ate it with cheese sauce.

Harry chuckled beside him.

Isa laughed out loud.

Snape pretended not to be smiling, and patted Isa on the back.

Draco glared at Harry in embarrassment, took a sip of Coke to cover up his embarrassment, and then he sprayed Harry in the face.

Harry:  …

"It's spicy!" Draco yelled.

"It's just carbonic acid!" said Harry through gritted teeth.

Draco looked at him suspiciously, then snorted, and handed him a napkin.

Harry snorted too, took the napkin and dabbed the Coke on his face indiscriminately.

Isa laughed so hard: "I want to pay the money!"

Snape chuckled, "Please don't."

Then Draco reservedly sliced ​​open the layers of beef, forked French fries and dipped them in ketchup, giving him a McDonald's meal that looked like a Michelin star meal.After laughing enough, Harry went straight to eating, very quickly.When Draco realized that Harry was going to eat his share soon, he did so angrily.

"This taro pie is mine!" said Harry.

Draco glared: "Didn't you already eat a red bean pie!"

"Nonsense! That's what you ate!"

Both Draco and Harry had their hands on the pitiful taro pie.After a while, they both let go at the same time.

"Hmph, seeing how skinny you look, I'll just give it to you."

"Hey, I'll give you a try because you haven't eaten McDonald's much."

The two of them looked at each other, and Yisha always felt that there was a spark inside.

"How about..." Yisha didn't think it was a big deal, "Half for one person?"

"Who wants to share with him!"

"I don't eat anything he touches!"

Snape: ...Slytherin's fame was ruined by McDonald's.

DH dog food sprinkled, Voldemort came back.

"Isa, I'm back!" He said happily, and took out a glass bottle, and a black shadow with red eyes in it hit the wall of the bottle angrily, "Daddy brought you an ugly one to play with!"

Isa: "...ugly rejection!!!"

The author has something to say:

Science students really can't come to the Red Mansion QAQ

GGAD will have it.