HP told my dad to hit you after school

Hello from England Wu Yanzu.My girl, it doesn't matter how good-looking she was yesterday, but 10-point-worthy today.The final question of today's paper is: What is it like to wake up and find yourself turned into a Mary Sue.

However, this question was placed a few years ago, and the topic should be: what kind of experience is time travel.About 11 years ago, JJ still had a special category of "traveling". Now he travels through the bad streets. Without rebirth time travel, he doesn't know how to write articles, so I cherish the lost time of scanning articles.

Mom sells batches off topic.

Yesterday, I was a smart, witty and cute girl who picked my feet. I had no other pursuits except racking my brains to scan my professional blessings. I saved Gouyu and drew cards to get SR but not SSR.

crossed!

Students, you probably don’t have this kind of experience. When you wake up, you find yourself lying in a big, resplendent room. There are piles of gold and jewelry on the bedside table, and there is a puppet in your arms. B becomes D...

Fog Grass D, students! ! !

D! ! ! ! ! !

You don't know that I knead—

It's not appropriate to talk about mother selling criticism.

I stroked it politely a few times.

Anyway, I was very shocked. Putting down the cat, I got out of bed and walked around the room. Second Battalion Commander, I can’t even afford the things in this house after selling them. Damn thief!

I looked at the pajamas on my body, thinking about changing them, I opened the closet and knelt down.

The space in the fucking closet is as big as a room!It's full of clothes!It's all super cute little skirts! ! !

Classmates, I understand when I see this.God closed a door for me, and opened a wormhole for me!

I like every piece of clothing here.In the end, I chose a plaid skirt with rhombus stockings. After wearing it, I felt like a princess!

The room has a bathroom, so I went in and looked in the mirror.

Seeing the face in the mirror, my phantom limb stiffened immediately.

Classmates (crying bitterly), classmates, I want a female ticket myself, really, this little foreign girl is so cute and beautiful, I want to marry her!How could it be such a foul!

So humiliating that I obsessively touched myself for 10 minutes after waking up in the morning without washing my face.

Finally, after washing up, I went back to the room and looked around again.I found myself in a foreign country, because the desk was full of foreign language books, and I couldn't read them.Several sheets of paper were of good quality. I took one out and carefully identified it. I was relieved to find that it was in English. Although it was useless, at least it was a subject for the college entrance examination, and I also learned it back then!

Then I saw a familiar word: Hogwarts

I frowned and looked down.

Look up and understand, school badge, lion snake eagle badger, Dear Isabella Slytherin:

I can't read it down.

I suddenly understood half of it:

Co-authoring this is still retro time travel!

HP was very popular in the past few years, but now it is Marvel, Zong Yingmei, and Onmyoji. In short, I am a little surprised that HP has chosen me.Fortunately, the past love is still there, and I haven't forgotten what Slytherin is.

Yo yo Slytherin!

The name Isabella has never appeared in the original book, and I knew it was the original heroine when I thought about it with my knees. I was scared to cry every second when I said this surname. No wonder I am so pampered now, so I am a pure-blood noble lady!

...But how do you pronounce the name Isabella?

I couldn’t read this letter any further. I returned all the words I had memorized early and late to my English teacher. It was just a row of phrases followed by a space, a space, a bright red O, and no other letters, just an O.I figured this wouldn't be a report card, would it?

What kind of bullshit rank is O? Shouldn’t the ranks be like ABCD?

Confused, I started looking for my wand, which I found next to my pillow.My wand is nothing special, just a dark brown straight stick with a wooden handle, gone.

I actually miss a magic spell and get excited, but since my HP is reading the genuine Chinese translation of the People’s Literature Publishing House, sister Ma Ainong and Ma Aixin have translated all the magic spells into profound idioms or four-character words, The only thing I can remember is Avada Kedavra.If I really use it, it will be over.

Next to the pillow is a small piece of jewelry with a gold chain inlaid with green diamonds in an S shape.

Hahaha, wouldn't this be the noble symbol of QQ Music's SVIP?

I opened the jewelry and found a photo in GIF format embedded in it. A handsome man who killed Luo Daihua was holding a little angel-like foreign girl and smiling at me.I swear that I didn't fall in love with him at first sight, and I didn't have any intention of abandoning Luo Daihua's half-hearted and self-consciousness. I just rushed to the bathroom and took a closer look in the mirror again. I found that the girl in the mirror was surprisingly similar to this man.

Oh, family photo frames.

Since it's a father, it's easy to handle.Don't come up with a must-have whoring. Whoring. Fun.

I hung the jewelry around my neck, put my wand on my skirt, and opened the door to explore a new map.

I have to say, students, reincarnation is a technical job.This Miss Slytherin Mary Sue had a good pregnancy. Not only did she look like Miss Universe and the supermodel of America, but her house was also very large. I went out and wandered around a lot, but I couldn't find where the stairs were.Along the way, I admired a lot of abstract paintings, all of which looked like half-grown children smearing ketchup.

Finally, I found the stairs and walked down the stairs step by step holding the railing. Downstairs is the dining room. There is a black-haired man sitting beside the long solid wooden table.Hearing my movements, he raised his head, looked at me with good eyesight with red eyes, and then, he burst into a very gentle smile.

If I was struck by lightning, I stood there in a daze.

Let's put it this way, if this man and Wu Yanzu confessed to me at the same time... no, no, no, it's not an order of magnitude if the nationality is different.If the big cousin, Dou Sen, and bald Dong form a group together and confess to me at the same time as this man, then I may hold my head in pain and struggle with the length of the three BJ single diaries.

Only Uncle Face in AR reincarnation or Darcy mode can fight with it!

The handsome man with red colored contact lenses smiled and said, "->+%*#=+%."

Me: ... Padden?

Would you please speak in standard spoken English for the college entrance examination?

I can't understand your heavily accented British accent that only fans appreciate!Although I think you speak super nicely, even if you don’t understand it!

I looked at him from a distance, pleasing to the eye.

The man with red colored contact lenses gradually frowned.

But I belatedly realized that he seemed to be the man in the GIF in the jewelry box.

So that means...

This is dad?

ah.I feel a little regretful that this can't be solved.

But is there such a handsome guy with red eyes in HP?

There is one pink eye disease, but it is ugly.The fan girl gave him a V hall out of politeness, and I called him bald out of politeness.

Dad looked me up and down, sighed, frowning, and asked: [Amnesia again? ]

Shocked, I understood this time, so I nodded quickly.

He beckoned me down.I obeyed the stairs and sat down at the table.He propped his head and asked anxiously: "Do you remember me?" ]

I tried to say: [.....Dad? ]

This didn't seem to make him very happy: [Another reasoning? ]

I kind of believe he's my dad, and he really knows my wit.

He murmured: [The unstable soul is really troublesome...]

me? ]

He waved his hands irritably: [Nothing.Today I decided to cure you...you sit here first. ]

He put me in front of the TV in the living room and left, and I started watching "Dora the Explorer" in a daze.But at least I can understand this.

Dora asked: "Where is the monkey key?"

She also thoughtfully reserved ten seconds for me, a mentally handicapped person, to look for it.

I am triumphant: "It'son the tree!"

Dora: "Wow! Bravo!"

Together we applaud my wit.

......

I always feel like I ruined Mary Sue's image.

But the treatment of this Mary Sue is really great, she is beautiful, witty and rich, and she has a father who is so handsome that she has no friends, and she is very considerate with her own amnesia setting, maybe after her father comes back, balabala will automatically explain the previous story of the story Woolen cloth!

Really looking forward to it!

I watched two episodes of Dora and learned five new words.Then my dad took two men home.

I maintained a well-behaved sitting posture and tried to say "Welcome" in standard English

My father looked at me inscrutablely, and the old man with the white beard he brought back looked at me with pity.

Another young man came out from behind them and looked over with a fixed frown.

I stared at the young man.

The young man's black hair was a little messy.His complexion was pale, his nose was large and straight, and he was serious and handsome when he frowned.

It's my favorite!

I straightened my back slightly, acting like an old driver of Mary Sue.Although it feels that the eyes of the three of them are more like caring for mentally handicapped children.

"*~%*＞#~$＜/" Dad said something to them, and then their eyes became more worried.

They came over and sat on the sofa together. Dad sat next to me, and the other two sat on a small sofa.

I hit pause.

[Do you remember what your name is? ] Daddy asked.

I can't read Isabella, so I don't remember.

Shaking his head.

Father translated for them, the old man sighed, but the young man still frowned.

[Don't remember us either?Don't speak English either? ]

I nodded.

"%*$＞|*／:?" The young man asked me a question, and I vaguely understood the two words, so I hurriedly said, "Padden?"

He froze for a moment, then said slowly, "What do you remember?"

My eyes became unpredictable.

I remember that I was an inspirational girl who collected all five blessings, and a full set of HP plots, and the plots of the movies were not consistent.

But what can I say?

No!

I can only say:

"Nothing."

The old man discussed with my father mutteringly, and then the old man took out his magic wand that looked like a string of candied haws.

"Whoareyou?" I thought I should find out.

Dad looked at the two of them, and said softly: "I am your father." ]

Me: ...I'm sorry I thought you were swearing, Darth Vader.I am still your uncle.

[This is the principal of your school. ] He pointed to the old man, then to the young man, [This is your... good friend. ]

I raised my eyebrows: "Headmaster and goodfriend?"

The young man silently glanced at his father, cleared his throat and corrected:

"Boyfriend."

Dad looked like he was gnashing his teeth.

Me, I'm super happy, the guy I'm looking at, Mary Sue, automatically and consciously helped me get it, how great!

"Would you please tell me your name?" I smiled shyly.

"..." The young man met his father's murderous gaze, "Severus.Snape."

Hello Wu Yanzu from the UK.

I woke up and found that I was Voldemort's daughter and had a boyfriend named Snape. Now I strangled myself and went back to sleep to collect the five blessings before it was too late?

However, the world is like this. It doesn’t count if you give you a handsome and explosive Dark Lord father, but you have to buy one and get one free for a boyfriend of a popular old prince of HP. This is Mary Sue, so it doesn’t make sense.

Well, anyway, after I learned their names, I quietly became my well-behaved girl, and I didn't speak when I was beaten to death, because I was worried that something was wrong and I would be clicked by them.

Where did the lonely ghost come from to occupy the body of our dear Mary Sue!

Dumbledore — bah, Dumbledore helped me check my body, although I felt that it was all kinds of colored lasers, which were painless.

He talks to Dad when he's done, Professor—yuck he's not a Professor yet, Snape, Snape talks to me slowly.

I have to say that Snape's voice is the kind of reverberation that can hit the ears. He perfectly interprets the role played by AR. I feel that if the nosebleed can come out of the ear, then I Should be sent for a blood transfusion now.

He slowly explained it to me with fourth-level vocabulary. My name is Isabella, nicknamed Yisha (me:?), I am 16 years old this year, and I am a classmate with him.

A month ago, a fool heroically saved a wave of the world (me: It really is the classic story of Mary Su), but the soul fluctuated a little, and I lost my memory at every turn in the past two days.Sometimes I thought I was 14, sometimes 11, sometimes 6.In short, getting younger and younger and getting worse, I simply can't understand the words today.

"Oh—" I pretended to understand.

Mary Sue died after saving the world, so I took advantage of it?

I'm sorry for being a silly lady, I'll help you take good care of your boyfriend hehehehehe~

But in father—well, let me address him politely, after all, he is the father of a silly lady.

Call V Shuai.

There always seems to be strange soul events around Shuai V.

It's so annoying.

Shuai V and the principal soon started talking loudly.

I asked Snape if they were arguing, and Snape nodded slowly and said, "The Lord wants a master to heal you. But the professor doesn't want him."

I tilted my head: "Who is the master?"

Snape smiled slightly.

"Gellert Grindelwald."

The author has something to say:

You are irritable when you are stupid.