HP told my dad to hit you after school

On the day the OWLS report card was sent, Chachaben's circle of friends was full of shameless show offs.The worst thing is James, he got 5 O's, danced wildly, and shouted all over the world that he is a 5O student master, Sirius is 4O, and he consciously didn't speak.

Snape didn't want to post his results originally, and he wasn't one to take the initiative.But James' smug face irritated him.So he silently posted Zhang Quan's report card.

The air was suddenly quiet.

The drama group has not been disbanded, and Lily asked about Isa's grades in the group.Yisha wasn't online and didn't reply, but the online people in the group jumped out one by one to confirm that Yisha wasn't all O. They live-streamed eating Pipi shrimp.

Narcissa who happened to be on vacation by the sea: Whoops, I just caught a bucket!Come and get ready, big dog!

Snape ignored the noise of the brainless and unhappy Black siblings, thinking of Isa's uncharacteristic silence.It stands to reason that after the results are sent, she should be the first one to show off the results, regardless of whether she has all Os or not.If it's all O, then Yisha will definitely flicker the screen. If there is no all O, then she will cry and cheat to the point where everyone she knows will come to comfort her.

In short, she will definitely make a fuss instead of being quiet.

Snape did know Isa.She was so quiet because something happened.

She found out about Fassbinder's death.

She also found out that her father used her body to kill people.

When she came back from the exam, she felt that something was wrong, because her school uniform was stuffed elsewhere, and the wardrobe was roughly rummaged through.She turned into an Animagus chatting with Ronaldo, and Ronaldo told her that she went back to the dormitory on the day she was unconscious, and then she rummaged through the boxes to find a suit of clothes and changed them.

Isa has no memory of this.After she and Delphi separated, she woke up and took a cauldron bath with her father.

What did her dad do to her...

So she used the flashback spell, and the wand revealed that she had used Avada.

Isa was even more confused.

After returning home from vacation, she started looking for books to see if there was any explanation for the inexplicable sleepwalking murder.The point is that she still doesn't know who she killed!

As her father's intimate little padded jacket, Isa felt that her father was more experienced in killing her father, so she hurriedly told Voldemort about her strange state after coma.

At that time, Voldemort was eating breakfast while reading the newspaper. He looked at Isa from the top of the newspaper, and Isa felt a little guilty for no reason.

Then Isa glanced at the newspaper headline:

"The German minister privately raised black magic creatures and was killed! "

"Is this an illegal shark!" She widened her eyes, "How did he die?!"

She thought that Fa Sha, who had failed in his plot, was still nesting in a corner secretly poking and holding back his big move!

"I wouldn't kill him in a fit of anger while sleepwalking, hahaha." Isa laughed, but Voldemort's eyes wandered.

Yisha: ...To tell you the truth, Dad, your expression makes me panic.

After breakfast Voldemort hurried to work.Isa immediately went straight to his study to search for clues, and finally turned out a leather-bound diary with the address of a London bookseller on the back cover. Isa sat on the floor holding the diary, her hands shaking.

"CCTV, CCTV, this is Voldemort's mansion in Lancashire, and now I'm probably holding the legendary diary! I'm about to open the diary! Dear viewers, wish me luck! If I can Seeing Mr. Diary, please viewers burn some paper money for me! This is Mary Su’s proof!”

Yisha took a deep breath and opened the cover. On the title page was a line of familiar words:

"Tom Marvolo Riddle"

She showed a foolish smile.

The first page.

1940-12-31

Start journaling today.

I'm going to start with the surname Marvolo.To be honest, I used to think this name was very strange. It wasn't until I entered Hogwarts that I didn't know that there would be parents in the world who would name their children Palapala, like wearing oversized slippers on the wooden floor. The sound of dragging and walking.

They all went home for Christmas break.Hogwarts is empty.I can stay in the library as long as I want.

It's really cool for one person to occupy a whole long table.

1941-2-3

Blake's German relatives said that Grindelwald was killing Muggles. I think he has a very clever way of ruling the European continent, and his wizard manifesto is very suitable for me.

But I heard he knew Dumbledore?

Humph.

1941-2-4

I kind of want to write to Grindelwald to talk about wizards and Muggles, and the issue of pure blood.

Grindelwald is truly a great man.

1941-2-5

Abramovich asked me if I love Grindelwald.

A joke, how could I eat people like a little girl! ?

But he asked in class, and Dumbledore heard this idiot, ah, ah, idiot, idiot, idiot, why did he show such a sour and shocked expression! ! !

So you know Grindelwald? !

1941-2-7

Orion said that Dumbledore and Grindelwald were in love :)

I think Orion's brain is burned out.

1941-2-8

The Dark Lord shouldn't be in love.

The Dark Lord shouldn't be gay.

...The object can't even be Dumbledore! ! !

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat I was thinking about gays all day! ! !

I just admire Grindelwald, why? ! !

If it’s true, I’ll leave my fandom QAQ

1941-2-12

I'd better check my background.

Asshole Dumbledore, Grindelwald must have been confused by his innocent appearance!I knew the Dark Lord couldn't resist that kind of passionate and seemingly innocent man!

I will not repeat the same mistakes never!

1941-4-16

Gunter, Gunter, Gunter, I finally figured it out!

Gaunt, she's Gaunt!Me too Gaunt!A direct descendant of Slytherin! ! !

I'm going to have my kids last name Gunter, what a beautiful pronunciation, Gunter...  

1941-4-24

Both of the Gaunt boys had been in Azkaban.

what happened? !

1941-5-1

What kind of shit is Little Hangleton?

Today Abu showed me my poster, they secretly made this thing? ? ?

1941-5-7

Going to Little Hangleton for summer vacation.The Gaunts had hurt Muggles.Fool.

Can I pretend I didn't see Walburga collecting my homework?

1941-6-1

The bad breath of the basilisk is really horrible.I was almost caught out of the women's room today, but luckily I spoke with a high-pitched voice like a woman's.Otherwise, I'd be a perverted prefect in the women's restroom.

Dumbledore seemed to notice me dangling the basilisk.

Bah, the gay guy who seduced my idol!

1941-6-5

......It's over, I took the basilisk out for a walk and a girl died.

1941-6-6

......

1941-6-7

...It's fine if you don't admit it.

And those stupid girls, they were so angry with Myrtle that they hid in the bathroom and cried, and they still looked filled with righteous indignation.

Roll your eyes.

1941-6-10

It's not a matter of the women's restroom being blocked and unable to feed the basilisk.

They want to suspend classes and abolish schools.

1941-6-11

What can I do if the school is abandoned? !Abu, what are you asking me for? !

In order for the school not to be abolished, is it difficult for me to become a school idol or something? !Now open a lovelive for you, come on Isay hey!Hey!Hey! Start Dash? !

1941-6-12

I can still throw the pot.

It's not just me raising monsters.Hagrid's big spider is more disgusting than me! ! !

Basilisks are just bad breath, spiders are more disgusting! ! !

1941-6-15

Successful dumping...

There should be no need to abolish the school.

1941-6-18

He also won a special contribution award.

1941-7-1

It's summer vacation, let's book a train ticket to Little Hangleton.

my family.

1941-7-27

......

I killed three people.

I got a ring.

I feel like I've got my revenge.I paid back the painful days and nights I spent in the orphanage.

However, I am not happy at all.

Widowed relatives.This is also a necessary condition for becoming a great man like Grindelwald.Yes or no.

I don't want any family at all.

Dirty.

Flip through the diary.I found that I looked forward to my family very much at first.It turns out the world lied to me.

Then I'll make a big joke for the world and go back.

1941-8-5

Today was stopped by the missionary.

God?Hehe, I used to pray a lot when I was forced to go to church and wipe the floors.It turns out that we wizards are not God's chosen people.

god?

There is no god in this world.As long as I am willing, I am God.

I'm studying the book on Horcruxes.It can challenge natural authority.

eternal life......

God, I can live forever too.

1941-12-26

Asked Slughorn about the Horcruxes today.The coward is about to pee in fright.

So that's it, the Horcrux will be condemned by God, and I don't care about anything, what is the sky, since it has been absent in my first 16 years to administer justice, then I don't need to give up my power because I am afraid of it.

I am God.

1943-6-30

Graduation ceremonies are very boring.

Seeing people who are destined to cry and embrace, pretending that they still have the right to choose, worrying about the future, God, Abu, Orion, you have even decided on the names of your wives and children, so don't do that again A thousand expressions of emotion.

Dumbledore wanted to say something to me, I could see it, but he gave up in the end.wise.I don't want to listen to his pressure, I can almost predict how he wants to persuade me.He is one of the few people who can see me clearly.I'm a little relieved, but more bored and wary.

Slughorn, old cunning, I wanted a trial trip, and he actually advised me to go to the Ministry of Magic.Joke, did Grindelwald start from the Ministry of Magic?

Dippet, as always, was very empty and panting.I was really worried that he would fall over if he couldn't catch his breath during the speech.

Just leaving Hogwarts.

My home.

1949-12-31

I did not anticipate that I would be traveling for such a long time.But I do want to go back.

Eric said that I was moved. Grindelwald is a lesson from the past. Overturning the rules at will can only be fun for a while, and then it will definitely be overthrown by the defenders of the rules, unless I immediately establish my own rules.

I haven't had time to read the books I found in the bunker.The Horcrux story described in the preface is too alarmist, what disfigurement, becoming manic and stupid...

It must have been compiled by the author for the sake of his own alchemy Horcrux.

1952-6-1

I went back.I really decided to go back.

Today I bled and started cultivating alchemy horcruxes.According to the steps, the body must be cultivated first, and the body is composed of the blood containing my soul.

I manually changed the gender, otherwise it would create a boy exactly like me.Without even thinking about it, I decided to change it.

The sex is more eccentric, to add honey, wine and cream.

Girls are made of mead and cream?Shouldn't it be a sequined dress and YSL lipstick?

I put sizzling honey, whiskey, bought a birthday cake, scraped off the cream and added it.

Always worried that such foolishness will fail.

1952-9-1

There was a vacancy in the Department of International Magical Cooperation, and I entered without much trouble.

The Ministry of Magic is... so easy to mess with!

Be patient, smile, they only want these two things, they don't even care about your ability!I think they even prefer the incompetent.

I bet I can beat 90% of the employees in ten years.

1956-6-1

Bloodletting for the fifth time.She is taking shape.I think she would be cute.

But I am worried that it will be only a body in the end, and the final result of the alchemy Horcrux is a "person", not just a body, or another "I", which means that I need a new soul to live in that body.

Abu looked up almost all the books about wizard births he could find for his son, except for those disgusting boys and boys (please, as soon as I read about the boys, I think of Dumbledore and the Grindelwald he overturned, I am so ashamed Yu admits that I have had a relationship with that gay guy who was willing to fall under the old friend's hands).There is a lot about the soul in it.The wizard's soul is conceived in the mother's body, which is a complicated mechanism, and I don't think I can simulate that environment to create a new soul.

What if I really created my personality and changed my body?

It's as if I like to wait and do it myself.

1960-5-31

Forget it, I decided to try the summoning circle.Tried and failed every year.Why is it so easy for human beings to create a new life, take off their clothes and roll together, some 5 minutes, some half an hour, in short, they can make a child casually, but why is it so difficult for me to let this little body open its eyes by itself.

But she is really cute.

1960-6-1

My alchemy Horcrux is finally complete.

A baby girl with my blood running through her.

According to the instructions on the slate, I will raise her up, and teach her to be my most handy tool, my most faithful servant, and my immortal—

family?

That being said, but...

Why are her eyes black?

1976-6-2

A lot happened today.

I was killed, and then I killed people.

I also realized many things today.

Like love.

I haven't kept a diary for ten years.Looking back, I found that I had changed a lot.Although the essence is still the same.

I used to think that I could travel through this cold world alone with magic and infinite dreams. I despised love because of my idol's failure and my own background. I don't need that.

Eric also told me that was optional.I thought he did, but he didn't.He loved me madly, even to the point of killing me.

If I were the old me, I would have scoffed at love even more.But today I can subtly understand something behind his madness.

Thank you for adding sizzling honey, whiskey and birthday cake to my flesh and blood.Isha is a miracle, a miracle made possible by my struggle.Nicole May said that there is no soul created out of thin air, so I want to take Isa to slap him in the face. Look, such a lovely and excellent girl, she is my daughter, and she is a soul created out of thin air!

I will not yet describe what love is.But I know, there is this between me and Isha.No description needed, I knew she would do anything for me, and so would I.Here are those four letters. LOVE.

I looked at Snape, with the portkey in my hand, and I thought Isa wouldn't blame me if he was dead.She has always been reasonable and good at self-resolution.But the thought of how she would cry in secret made me lose my grip on the portkey.

I think, anyway, she is my guarantee of immortality.Why don't you be more generous and give him the Portkey.

When I finally told Eric that I loved her as I loved myself, I realized I was lying.

In the beginning, indeed, all my care for her came from loving a part of myself.But she is naturally my responsibility, my traveling companion, love this virus does not care what your original intention is, once it happens, it cannot be stopped.I'm getting deeper and deeper, and I'm happy with it.

When I finally got back into my body, I found I was whole.Fragments of my soul merged with myself in her again.

I want to complain to that author.Alchemy Horcruxes are actually one-off.

Hurry up and have to fake the scene where Eric was scratched to death by a ghost corpse.

Let's put aside the diary for now.

When Voldemort came home from get off work, he found Isa waiting for him at the door, tears streaming down her face.

"What's the matter? Did the report card arrive?" Voldemort caught the girl who threw herself into his arms, "Did he not get all O's? It's okay, I was trying to scare you before, I know you worked hard, didn't you You're still in a coma the day before the exam, there's some interference! It's okay if you didn't get an O, don't cry—"

"Daddy," she whispered, "did I ever tell you I loved you?"

"I love you, Daddy, from the earth to the moon."

Voldemort stiffened a little.He patted Isa on the back and muttered:

"Me too."

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