HP told my dad to hit you after school
Chapter 7. On the train
Isa rubbed her father's face reluctantly, then kissed her father's face again, and then let go to end the hug.
"You must write to me at school." Voldemort gently patted his daughter's head. "If Dumbledore wants to talk to you, you can't believe it all. If he ever looks for you, you must write to me."
Isa nodded desperately.
"The pocket money I gave you is already in your school uniform pocket, be careful not to drop it when you get in the car and change—"
Isa unzipped her jacket and said, "Ah? But I've already put on my school uniform... oh oh oh, the pockets are so big, dad, how much money did you pack..."
Voldemort: ...do you need to be in such a hurry?
"Get along well with your classmates," Voldemort told her at last. "Remember, you are a descendant of Slytherin, the daughter of the next Minister of Magic—"
"—the general election will start again in December, father—"
"——Anyway, your father is determined to be the minister. Don't talk nonsense——Remember your identity and pride, you must be the leader, no matter what it is."
Isa nodded desperately.
"Don't forget that your father knew Slughorn, and he will send me another copy of your report card."
Voldemort smiled sweetly.
Isa is heartbroken.
"Finally," he leaned close to Isa's ear and whispered, "Be careful when you go to open the secret room. It's very dirty inside, don't go in with a skirt on."
Isa nodded desperately.
"Okay." Voldemort straightened up, and patted his daughter's shoulder reluctantly, "In the blink of an eye, you are already 11 years old. Why do I feel that it's not long since you were born..."
These are the top ten illusions of parents.
"Then I'm getting in the car." Isa picked up Ronaldo and waved to her father. Lucius just got out of the car and helped her carry her luggage.As Isa turned to get into the car, Lucius lip-synced to Voldemort that he would take good care of Isa.
Come on, Voldemort thought blankly, your girlfriend is better than you at taking care of my daughter.
"Our compartment is already full." Lucius said to Isa with apology.
They walked through the aisle between the train cars.Isa said indifferently: "It's okay, I'll go find Sirius and sit with him. You go back first, I will use the levitation spell—"
Lucius watched helplessly as the little girl waved all the luggage with her wand, including the owl named Mourinho.
"Okay, then I'll go back." Lucius didn't miss it either, and hurried back to find Narcissa.
Isa quickly found Sirius who was chatting happily with her new gay friend in a big carriage.She opened the door with a "wow", and the three people in the carriage all looked up at her.
"Hey, you're here?" Sirius greeted her, "Hey, why did you bring two pets—"
"Let's discuss," Isa patted Mourinho's cage, "The magic bird is in your name first, anyway, you don't have a pet, so if you pat yourself on the head, it's like a dog."
"I treat you like a brother, but you actually treat me like a dog?" Sirius rolled his eyes, "You don't want the jersey anymore?"
"Yes, yes." Yisha showed a flattering face next time, "Yes, Sirius is the brightest Sirius in the sky! Hurry up and give me my jersey, sir!"
Sirius enjoyed it: "Call again."
"Big guy!"
"Good brother." Sirius threw the package in his hand to her. "There is no name printed on the back of the jersey, only the number. You can add the name yourself later."
"Okay, brother, thank you, brother!" Yisa took the package neatly, and began to unwrap it without saying a word.
The ignorant onlookers X2: "..."
Isa used the floating spell to put the suitcase on the luggage rack, and then sat next to the only girl in the carriage: "Hello, are you also a freshman this year?"
The little red-haired girl nodded, her eyes couldn't help glancing at the jersey in her hand: "... Are your parents ordinary people?"
Sirius coughed loudly.
Isa was about to lift the Manchester United jersey to look at it, and was taken aback: "Ah? Why do you say that?"
"Because of your Manchester United jersey..." The red-haired girl pointed to the clothes, "Our whole family is Manchester United fans. In fact, my family lives in Manchester."
Isa went crazy: "What!!! Really!!! Come and shake hands!"
The little girl smiled happily and shook hands with Isa: "Hello, my name is Lily Evans."
Isa already knew that she was Lily, and she also knew that Sirius' new friend was called James: "Hi, hello, my name is Isabella Latherin, you can call me Isa. But my father is a wizard ..."
James coughed loudly.
Lily said "Oh": "Hi Isha."
"You're a Slytherin!?" James looked back at Isa with a shocked face, and then his expression became very indignant: "Your father is Voldemort!??"
Yisha said in her heart: "Yes, that's him."
James said accusingly: "...Your father is simply a devil! How could he write those study cases and practice questions! I was forced by my father to preview and brush up the study cases all summer vacation!"
Isa is also a victim: "I am worse than you, okay!? My dad has been forcing me to write his new book since I was 8 years old! I am the first to read all the teaching aids you are using now! You didn't buy it I've brushed everything I've ever done!"
Lily looked confused:? ? ?
Yisha explained to her: "It's like this...My dad was a dead-end student when he was in school. He sorted out his study notes a few years ago and started to publish various teaching aids...Because the book is well compiled, Now almost the whole of Hogwarts is forced to use the teaching aids to study..."
Lily suddenly realized: "Oh! You said "The Case of Voldemort"! Yes, I also bought a set for the first grade! I also made a little during the summer vacation. Your father is really good, and the compilation is great! Isn't it That handsome guy on the cover is your dad?"
Issa nodded unrequitedly.
"Hey, your dad is so handsome!" Lily said with a smile, "I thought they picked a male model for the cover..."
James looked indignant: "But it can't change the essence of him being a big devil!"
Sirius agreed, "That's right."
Isha joins the accusation: "Inhumane!"
Lily, who had a great time brushing up the school notes: "??? No, I think it's pretty good..."
After scolding the study case together, the four of them quickly became acquainted and started chatting.But James and Sirius still prefer to chat privately, and Isa likes Lily very much.
Lily happily chatted with her about football: "My father said that our family went to watch the British World Cup in 1966, but I didn't remember it at all. I just remembered seeing Her Majesty the Queen from afar. ..."
Isa: "Last year's World Cup is really regrettable. The England team was eliminated by Germany in the quarter-finals...but Pele is really too strong! He is history! He is the king! This is his last tournament It's the World Cup, so helpless..."
Lily: "Oh, but Manchester United has not been able to do it in recent years...just a Premier League champion in 67 and a Super Cup champion in 68..."
Isa: "Don't worry! Manchester United will definitely create another glory! I believe it!"
... But this brilliance had to wait until Sir Alex Ferguson started coaching in 1986.
In the past few years since she was in school, she stopped going to the field to watch the football.
James quietly whispered to Sirius: "Her father is really that Voldemort? How did I remember my father said that her father has a tendency to reject Muggles?"
Sirius: "......a genetic mutation?"
James: "And her surname is Slytherin. Why do I think she is so lively as a Slytherin? She won't become a Gryffindor!?"
Sirius: "It's hard to say, maybe we will make history?"
Isa and Lily chatted from football to celebrities again. It wasn't until the dining car came in that Lily suddenly remembered something.
"I have a friend who also came to this box!" She bought a pot helmet cake and remembered, "Where did he go?"
Isa: Yes, I'm also curious about where the professor went, I haven't seen the professor yet!ah!Desperately want to see the professor! ! !
In fact, Snape came out of the box when Isa and the others were angrily scolding the school case.At that time, he was just mentally prepared to face the enemy in his life, but he didn't expect that when he was about to open the door, he saw the lingering Slytherin again!
You can meet her everywhere!
I can meet you selling potions secretly, you can meet you when you go to a bookstore to buy a book, you can meet you when you buy an owl, and I didn’t expect to meet you on the train when school starts!
This Slytherin is poisonous!
When Isa and Lily started chatting about football with great interest, Snape decided to evacuate, he couldn't do it, if he stayed any longer, he would be poisoned to death by this Slytherin.
If he finds out that Lily was poisoned by this Slytherin...
He just, he just set Old Trafford on fire.
Snape thought about going back to Old Trafford to secretly poke and find out what it was.
Isa made a circle with her textbooks, put three chocolate frogs in it, and watched them jump around: "One second, one second, the life and death of the Gouli Kingdom..."
She gave Lily all the cards she got: "You can collect them now, the people on this card will move!"
"It's Dumbledore!" Lily flipped over the card in surprise, "—and Voldemort! Ahhh, I really like Voldemort's picture, he's so handsome!"
Three people from wizard families vomited blood: the face of the Great Demon King can confuse people!
Don't be fooled by his handsome appearance!
It was getting dark.The car lights came on.The four of them had already enjoyed a game of Crack and Blast, and James was surprised that Isa hadn't played this card game: "All little wizards play it!"
Isa: "While you guys are playing cards, I'm going to do the study papers..."
Ronaldo jumped into Lily's arms, and Lily snored contentedly when she touched it.
"Is it coming soon?" Sirius leaned over and took a look outside the carriage, "Should we change our school uniforms?"
The two boys went out voluntarily and gave up the carriage to the girls to change their clothes.Isa helped Lily float down the box, and Lily changed into a sweater and pleated skirt excitedly: "I heard that the school uniform will automatically change to the style of the school you belong to when the sorting is completed! I am so excited! At that moment It must be very cool!"
As for someone surnamed Slytherin who had no suspense about his sorting result: "...the green school uniform looks pretty good."
Lily: "? By the way, why don't you change your clothes?"
Yisha pulled the zipper handsomely, and raised her hand to take off the long coat covering her body: "I have already worn the school uniform under the clothes! I am super smart!"
Lily: "...do you need to be so anxious?"
After the two girls packed the boxes, they let the boys in, and they waited outside.
"Do you know how they are sorted?" Lily asked a little excitedly, "I heard from Severus that there was a test, but he refused to tell me how to test..."
Yisha thinks it's not good to lie, but she can't help but want to lie to her: "I just show you the representative colors of the four colleges, and you can enter whichever college you like..."
Lily froze for a moment, then jumped up very happily: "Great Isa, we can all get into Gryffindor! Gryffindor is red! It's Manchester United!"
Isa: ………………Excuseme
Instead, Isa, who had fooled herself, quickly changed her words: "Actually, it is a bad tradition of Hogwarts not to tell the new students about the sorting process... I just guessed."
Lily pouted: "...Oh. But, Isa, you have the same surname as Slytherin?"
Isa: "...you just found out."
Lily thought for a while and said, "Could it be that you will enter Slytherin? By the way, isn't the surname Slytherin quite rare?"
Isa: "It's very rare, I only heard that my last name is this."
Lily: "And your father's surname is not Slytherin, his surname is Voldemort! Do you share your mother's surname?"
Isa: It’s so troublesome to explain, but I can’t refuse Loli Lily...
"I... er, my father's surname was not Voldemort. This is the second name he gave himself, which is equivalent to a stage name... My father's ancestor was Salazar Slytherin, one of the founders of Hogwarts One, and then my father didn't want to give me his parents' family name after giving birth to me, and he thought the surname Slytherin was long and pretentious, so he named me Slytherin..."
Lily said "Oh—" and suddenly grasped a doubtful point: "Your father gave birth to you?"
Isa: ......... How can I explain this.It really seems that she was asexually reproduced by her father...
Isa: "I was born in a single-parent family, and I don't know who my mother is, so I always say that I was born by my father."
Lily covered her mouth: "Single-parent family... Isa is sorry..."
What is there to be sorry for? It should be her father who said sorry to her...
"It's okay, it's okay, I don't mind this." Yisha quickly changed the subject, "Should they change it?"
The two opened the car to get in, and saw two boys helping each other tuck their shirts into their pants.
Isa & Lily: "...It's okay, you can continue."
Damn, I caught off guard and ate a mouthful of deer, dog and deer.
After they changed their clothes, sat down, and ate a round of Bibi’s multi-flavored beans, the train’s announcement rang.
The train is about to reach the terminal.
Hogwarts.
The author has something to say:
Professor: Avoid the Slytherins.That guy is retarded.
So new friends GET!On the Lily of the Lion Court!
The last chapter got stuck more seriously, but it is more fun to continue writing this chapter and let yourself go, and it will be coded soon.In the middle of writing, I went to the background to read the comments of the previous chapter, but JJ told me that I was in the online review, and I was stuck on the third netizen and could not pass the review.I immediately clicked [Article Review] and decided to help, but after reviewing a few chapters, the system told me that there was no article to review.
JJ you can [thumbs up]
"You must write to me at school." Voldemort gently patted his daughter's head. "If Dumbledore wants to talk to you, you can't believe it all. If he ever looks for you, you must write to me."
Isa nodded desperately.
"The pocket money I gave you is already in your school uniform pocket, be careful not to drop it when you get in the car and change—"
Isa unzipped her jacket and said, "Ah? But I've already put on my school uniform... oh oh oh, the pockets are so big, dad, how much money did you pack..."
Voldemort: ...do you need to be in such a hurry?
"Get along well with your classmates," Voldemort told her at last. "Remember, you are a descendant of Slytherin, the daughter of the next Minister of Magic—"
"—the general election will start again in December, father—"
"——Anyway, your father is determined to be the minister. Don't talk nonsense——Remember your identity and pride, you must be the leader, no matter what it is."
Isa nodded desperately.
"Don't forget that your father knew Slughorn, and he will send me another copy of your report card."
Voldemort smiled sweetly.
Isa is heartbroken.
"Finally," he leaned close to Isa's ear and whispered, "Be careful when you go to open the secret room. It's very dirty inside, don't go in with a skirt on."
Isa nodded desperately.
"Okay." Voldemort straightened up, and patted his daughter's shoulder reluctantly, "In the blink of an eye, you are already 11 years old. Why do I feel that it's not long since you were born..."
These are the top ten illusions of parents.
"Then I'm getting in the car." Isa picked up Ronaldo and waved to her father. Lucius just got out of the car and helped her carry her luggage.As Isa turned to get into the car, Lucius lip-synced to Voldemort that he would take good care of Isa.
Come on, Voldemort thought blankly, your girlfriend is better than you at taking care of my daughter.
"Our compartment is already full." Lucius said to Isa with apology.
They walked through the aisle between the train cars.Isa said indifferently: "It's okay, I'll go find Sirius and sit with him. You go back first, I will use the levitation spell—"
Lucius watched helplessly as the little girl waved all the luggage with her wand, including the owl named Mourinho.
"Okay, then I'll go back." Lucius didn't miss it either, and hurried back to find Narcissa.
Isa quickly found Sirius who was chatting happily with her new gay friend in a big carriage.She opened the door with a "wow", and the three people in the carriage all looked up at her.
"Hey, you're here?" Sirius greeted her, "Hey, why did you bring two pets—"
"Let's discuss," Isa patted Mourinho's cage, "The magic bird is in your name first, anyway, you don't have a pet, so if you pat yourself on the head, it's like a dog."
"I treat you like a brother, but you actually treat me like a dog?" Sirius rolled his eyes, "You don't want the jersey anymore?"
"Yes, yes." Yisha showed a flattering face next time, "Yes, Sirius is the brightest Sirius in the sky! Hurry up and give me my jersey, sir!"
Sirius enjoyed it: "Call again."
"Big guy!"
"Good brother." Sirius threw the package in his hand to her. "There is no name printed on the back of the jersey, only the number. You can add the name yourself later."
"Okay, brother, thank you, brother!" Yisa took the package neatly, and began to unwrap it without saying a word.
The ignorant onlookers X2: "..."
Isa used the floating spell to put the suitcase on the luggage rack, and then sat next to the only girl in the carriage: "Hello, are you also a freshman this year?"
The little red-haired girl nodded, her eyes couldn't help glancing at the jersey in her hand: "... Are your parents ordinary people?"
Sirius coughed loudly.
Isa was about to lift the Manchester United jersey to look at it, and was taken aback: "Ah? Why do you say that?"
"Because of your Manchester United jersey..." The red-haired girl pointed to the clothes, "Our whole family is Manchester United fans. In fact, my family lives in Manchester."
Isa went crazy: "What!!! Really!!! Come and shake hands!"
The little girl smiled happily and shook hands with Isa: "Hello, my name is Lily Evans."
Isa already knew that she was Lily, and she also knew that Sirius' new friend was called James: "Hi, hello, my name is Isabella Latherin, you can call me Isa. But my father is a wizard ..."
James coughed loudly.
Lily said "Oh": "Hi Isha."
"You're a Slytherin!?" James looked back at Isa with a shocked face, and then his expression became very indignant: "Your father is Voldemort!??"
Yisha said in her heart: "Yes, that's him."
James said accusingly: "...Your father is simply a devil! How could he write those study cases and practice questions! I was forced by my father to preview and brush up the study cases all summer vacation!"
Isa is also a victim: "I am worse than you, okay!? My dad has been forcing me to write his new book since I was 8 years old! I am the first to read all the teaching aids you are using now! You didn't buy it I've brushed everything I've ever done!"
Lily looked confused:? ? ?
Yisha explained to her: "It's like this...My dad was a dead-end student when he was in school. He sorted out his study notes a few years ago and started to publish various teaching aids...Because the book is well compiled, Now almost the whole of Hogwarts is forced to use the teaching aids to study..."
Lily suddenly realized: "Oh! You said "The Case of Voldemort"! Yes, I also bought a set for the first grade! I also made a little during the summer vacation. Your father is really good, and the compilation is great! Isn't it That handsome guy on the cover is your dad?"
Issa nodded unrequitedly.
"Hey, your dad is so handsome!" Lily said with a smile, "I thought they picked a male model for the cover..."
James looked indignant: "But it can't change the essence of him being a big devil!"
Sirius agreed, "That's right."
Isha joins the accusation: "Inhumane!"
Lily, who had a great time brushing up the school notes: "??? No, I think it's pretty good..."
After scolding the study case together, the four of them quickly became acquainted and started chatting.But James and Sirius still prefer to chat privately, and Isa likes Lily very much.
Lily happily chatted with her about football: "My father said that our family went to watch the British World Cup in 1966, but I didn't remember it at all. I just remembered seeing Her Majesty the Queen from afar. ..."
Isa: "Last year's World Cup is really regrettable. The England team was eliminated by Germany in the quarter-finals...but Pele is really too strong! He is history! He is the king! This is his last tournament It's the World Cup, so helpless..."
Lily: "Oh, but Manchester United has not been able to do it in recent years...just a Premier League champion in 67 and a Super Cup champion in 68..."
Isa: "Don't worry! Manchester United will definitely create another glory! I believe it!"
... But this brilliance had to wait until Sir Alex Ferguson started coaching in 1986.
In the past few years since she was in school, she stopped going to the field to watch the football.
James quietly whispered to Sirius: "Her father is really that Voldemort? How did I remember my father said that her father has a tendency to reject Muggles?"
Sirius: "......a genetic mutation?"
James: "And her surname is Slytherin. Why do I think she is so lively as a Slytherin? She won't become a Gryffindor!?"
Sirius: "It's hard to say, maybe we will make history?"
Isa and Lily chatted from football to celebrities again. It wasn't until the dining car came in that Lily suddenly remembered something.
"I have a friend who also came to this box!" She bought a pot helmet cake and remembered, "Where did he go?"
Isa: Yes, I'm also curious about where the professor went, I haven't seen the professor yet!ah!Desperately want to see the professor! ! !
In fact, Snape came out of the box when Isa and the others were angrily scolding the school case.At that time, he was just mentally prepared to face the enemy in his life, but he didn't expect that when he was about to open the door, he saw the lingering Slytherin again!
You can meet her everywhere!
I can meet you selling potions secretly, you can meet you when you go to a bookstore to buy a book, you can meet you when you buy an owl, and I didn’t expect to meet you on the train when school starts!
This Slytherin is poisonous!
When Isa and Lily started chatting about football with great interest, Snape decided to evacuate, he couldn't do it, if he stayed any longer, he would be poisoned to death by this Slytherin.
If he finds out that Lily was poisoned by this Slytherin...
He just, he just set Old Trafford on fire.
Snape thought about going back to Old Trafford to secretly poke and find out what it was.
Isa made a circle with her textbooks, put three chocolate frogs in it, and watched them jump around: "One second, one second, the life and death of the Gouli Kingdom..."
She gave Lily all the cards she got: "You can collect them now, the people on this card will move!"
"It's Dumbledore!" Lily flipped over the card in surprise, "—and Voldemort! Ahhh, I really like Voldemort's picture, he's so handsome!"
Three people from wizard families vomited blood: the face of the Great Demon King can confuse people!
Don't be fooled by his handsome appearance!
It was getting dark.The car lights came on.The four of them had already enjoyed a game of Crack and Blast, and James was surprised that Isa hadn't played this card game: "All little wizards play it!"
Isa: "While you guys are playing cards, I'm going to do the study papers..."
Ronaldo jumped into Lily's arms, and Lily snored contentedly when she touched it.
"Is it coming soon?" Sirius leaned over and took a look outside the carriage, "Should we change our school uniforms?"
The two boys went out voluntarily and gave up the carriage to the girls to change their clothes.Isa helped Lily float down the box, and Lily changed into a sweater and pleated skirt excitedly: "I heard that the school uniform will automatically change to the style of the school you belong to when the sorting is completed! I am so excited! At that moment It must be very cool!"
As for someone surnamed Slytherin who had no suspense about his sorting result: "...the green school uniform looks pretty good."
Lily: "? By the way, why don't you change your clothes?"
Yisha pulled the zipper handsomely, and raised her hand to take off the long coat covering her body: "I have already worn the school uniform under the clothes! I am super smart!"
Lily: "...do you need to be so anxious?"
After the two girls packed the boxes, they let the boys in, and they waited outside.
"Do you know how they are sorted?" Lily asked a little excitedly, "I heard from Severus that there was a test, but he refused to tell me how to test..."
Yisha thinks it's not good to lie, but she can't help but want to lie to her: "I just show you the representative colors of the four colleges, and you can enter whichever college you like..."
Lily froze for a moment, then jumped up very happily: "Great Isa, we can all get into Gryffindor! Gryffindor is red! It's Manchester United!"
Isa: ………………Excuseme
Instead, Isa, who had fooled herself, quickly changed her words: "Actually, it is a bad tradition of Hogwarts not to tell the new students about the sorting process... I just guessed."
Lily pouted: "...Oh. But, Isa, you have the same surname as Slytherin?"
Isa: "...you just found out."
Lily thought for a while and said, "Could it be that you will enter Slytherin? By the way, isn't the surname Slytherin quite rare?"
Isa: "It's very rare, I only heard that my last name is this."
Lily: "And your father's surname is not Slytherin, his surname is Voldemort! Do you share your mother's surname?"
Isa: It’s so troublesome to explain, but I can’t refuse Loli Lily...
"I... er, my father's surname was not Voldemort. This is the second name he gave himself, which is equivalent to a stage name... My father's ancestor was Salazar Slytherin, one of the founders of Hogwarts One, and then my father didn't want to give me his parents' family name after giving birth to me, and he thought the surname Slytherin was long and pretentious, so he named me Slytherin..."
Lily said "Oh—" and suddenly grasped a doubtful point: "Your father gave birth to you?"
Isa: ......... How can I explain this.It really seems that she was asexually reproduced by her father...
Isa: "I was born in a single-parent family, and I don't know who my mother is, so I always say that I was born by my father."
Lily covered her mouth: "Single-parent family... Isa is sorry..."
What is there to be sorry for? It should be her father who said sorry to her...
"It's okay, it's okay, I don't mind this." Yisha quickly changed the subject, "Should they change it?"
The two opened the car to get in, and saw two boys helping each other tuck their shirts into their pants.
Isa & Lily: "...It's okay, you can continue."
Damn, I caught off guard and ate a mouthful of deer, dog and deer.
After they changed their clothes, sat down, and ate a round of Bibi’s multi-flavored beans, the train’s announcement rang.
The train is about to reach the terminal.
Hogwarts.
The author has something to say:
Professor: Avoid the Slytherins.That guy is retarded.
So new friends GET!On the Lily of the Lion Court!
The last chapter got stuck more seriously, but it is more fun to continue writing this chapter and let yourself go, and it will be coded soon.In the middle of writing, I went to the background to read the comments of the previous chapter, but JJ told me that I was in the online review, and I was stuck on the third netizen and could not pass the review.I immediately clicked [Article Review] and decided to help, but after reviewing a few chapters, the system told me that there was no article to review.
JJ you can [thumbs up]
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