HP told my dad to hit you after school

After Lily got off the train, she looked around, as if she was looking for someone.

"What are you looking at?" Isa supported Lily, who was about to fall on the mossy flagstone floor, "Be careful, the floor is slippery here."

"My friend has been missing, and I wanted to introduce you to each other..." Lily muttered.

Introduce her to the professor!Yisha became excited in an instant: "I'll help you find out what he looks like!"

"Forget it, I can't see clearly." Lily gave up.

Don't mind!It was agreed to introduce the professor to her!

The little wizards stumbled and followed Hagrid who was carrying a gas lamp on the path. Isa was thinking about Ronaldo who was put on the train. The glass screamed, it broke her heart QAQ

Four people are in a small boat, and Isa and Lily are in a boat without accident.At this time, the relationship between Lily and James is quite good. James helped Lily when she got on the boat, and Lily smiled at him and said thank you.

She ate this deer lily!

Sirius lay on the bow of the boat and said longingly, "I really want to get there soon..."

Lily looked at the Black Lake, and suddenly asked: "Is it a tradition for new students to take a boat?"

Isa nodded: "Yes."

"Then what if there's a lot of cats and dogs on the first day of school some year—ah, I mean, it's raining cats and dogs? Won't the boat capsize?"

Yisha took it for granted: "The freshmen in the first grade are all single dogs, and the canoe of single dogs can stand upright."

Deer & Dog & Lily: ...Excuseme meow meow? ? ?

Sirius quickly explained in a more normal way: "Even if you use a knife, you have to take a boat... The Black Lake is very safe. It is said that there is a big water monster at the bottom of the lake, which protects all the students. The water monster will rescue people when the boat capsizes."

Isa thinks the explanation of being single is the best.

Calm tonight.The boats of the little wizards landed smoothly, but all the little wizards raised their heads and stared blankly at the towering old castle, forgetting to get off the boat for a moment.

"Hurry up, kids, Sorting and Commencement are waiting for you! And a big dinner!" Hagrid urged them, beating on the side of the boat.

Isa raised her head and stared at the majestic castle without blinking, feeling that her tears were about to flow down.

She has been looking forward to receiving the admission letter since she read the "Harry Potter" set of books in elementary school.

And now, she finally fulfilled the wish of two lifetimes!

She has already framed the acceptance letter she received, including the envelope, into a photo frame!This is the best letter she has ever received!

Of course, she would still consider it if she was sent an admission letter from Academy X.

Ok.

Isa felt that her whole body was full of strength!She excitedly helped Lily to the shore, then patted her pocket, and found that her father not only packed a money bag for her, but also packed a few Zizi honey candies.

"Candy?" When the little wizards lined up to the castle, Isa took out the candy from her pocket, "Do you want Lily? James? Sirius?"

The three little wizards obediently took the candy from her hand, peeled it off and put it in their mouths to relieve their tension.

Sirius said vaguely with sugar in his mouth, "Why do you always have sugar in your pocket? You give out sugar every time we meet?"

Yisha said proudly: "Because I am the official father, if I disagree with you, I will give you candy, otherwise I would have been forced to death by my peers."

Deer & Dog & Lily: ? ? ?

The little wizards walked up to the wooden gate of the castle. Hagrid raised his huge fist and knocked three times on the wooden gate.

The door opened quickly, and a witch with her hair in a bun and a serious expression opened the door, scanning the little wizard around.Isa quickly smiled at her when she looked over.

Professor McGonagall Meow Meow!

It is said that one of the few professors at Hogwarts who does not use the "Hogwarts Real Questions Workbook" as homework!

McGonagall nodded at Hagrid and said, "They will leave it to me."

The little wizards followed Professor McGonagall into the Hogwarts hall nervously and expectantly. Isa stared straight at the huge hall.Lily took her arm and kept inhaling softly, saying in a low voice, "My God, why is it so big here..."

Isa motioned her to look up at the ceiling, and Lily inhaled louder: "My God, is this place actually open?!"

"No...it's some kind of magic, making the ceiling synchronize with the weather outside..."

The two little girls, arm in arm, muttered to each other and chatted until they were ushered into the hall and stood in line in front of all the teachers and students in the school.

Snape, who was stalking behind them, felt that his Lily would never come back.

He ignored another pair of dark-haired boys who were also arm in arm and head chatting.

He doesn't eat deer, dog, deer, no.

Yisha raised her head, glanced around the students of the fourth courtyard who were looking at them curiously, and then looked at the teacher's seat with a complex expression.

Chief, of course, is Dumbledore.He looked down at the little wizards below with a smile.At his side was Professor McGonagall's empty space, for she was arranging the triangular stool and the Sorting Hat.Looking across the row, she only knew the chubby Slughorn and the short Professor Flitwick.

Lily stared straight at the gray hat, her voice trembling: "Hats? How are hats sorted? Are we allowed to touch the hats and let us enter which yards if the hat emits the color of light?"

Lily, your imagination is fine.

"Almost." Isa comforted her, "The sorting results are basically very accurate, basically, and very safe and very easy."

Professor McGonagall took a step back.There was a tear in the hat, and it took a deep breath, and began to sing—

"FEVER!" it yelled, "Let's rock! Dance in Hogwarts, the city that never sleeps! Let me see your hands! Friends, how are you!"

All teachers and students in the school: ………………… EXOME?

The Sorting Hat: TFYOU!

"This year is the year of rock and roll!" It jumped up from the small stool, "but I plan to use RAP to introduce you! Four! Big! Learning! Academy!!!"

"Yo!!!!!!"

Lily: "You said it's safe! It sings like hell!!!!"

Dumbledore lowered his head silently. He remembered that he seemed to have played a rock album in the principal's office this year...

Yisha felt that she should stand up and play a disc for the Sorting Hat. Without BGM and pure RAP, it would be tiring.

"...Yes, this is our Hogwarts, yo, yo, aha, yo, if you want to join, come along--Cheek, Cheek, radiate our glory-- Chuck blah chuck blah, don't worry just put me on—chick blah chick blah, and it'll be all right!"

"boom!"

After the sorting hat sang, he added a sound effect to himself.

"Thank you!" it screamed, "My friends, you are so enthusiastic! Thank you! Thank you! Please look forward to next year today, the Sorting Hat Live!!!"

Dumbledore was the first to applaud, and the others applauded after a moment of hesitation. The Sorting Hat seemed particularly useful.

This year's freshmen almost paralyzed to the ground.

Yisha took out all the candy from her pocket tremblingly, and sent a circle to the little wizards around: "Come on, everyone, eat a candy and calm down, calm down, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, listen to it once a year ..."

Snape was sent sugar too.He didn't refuse, he felt that he really needed to calm down at this time.

The world is crazy.

Mag stabilized his voice, cleared his throat, and said, "Whoever's name I read will come up and put on the sorting hat."

The list is in alphabetical order.Among the people Isa knew, Narcissa ranked first, followed by Sirius, then Lily, Lupine, and she and Snape were next to each other.

etc!She and Snape are next to each other!

Snape's spelling is SNAPE, and Slytherin's spelling is SLYTHERIN, with the same initials, but the L comes before the N!

In other words, she was sorted first, and Snape was next.

Before she could finish thinking, Narcissa walked up.Yisha suddenly realized that she didn't talk to Narcissa today, and was only busy with Lily.

... She felt that the little girl would be angry.

As expected, Narcissa was assigned to Slytherin.Lucius, who became a prefect this year, stood up and applauded his sisters, and Narcissa sat down next to her sisters.

Sirius is next.Isa showed a subtle smile.

"Gryffindor!"

"What!?" Bella screamed from the Slytherin table, "What!???"

Sirius took off his hat and ran to the Gryffindor table with a sigh of relief, not forgetting to look back at Isa and James wink (wink).

You go to your Gryffindor and don't take me.Isa thought silently.

Soon arrived at Lily, Isa squeezed Lily's palm, and comforted: "You will definitely be able to enter the academy that suits you best."

Lily smiled nervously, then ran to the stool, sat down, and put on her hat.The hat screamed, "Gryffindor!" almost as soon as it touched her long auburn hair.

Isa heard a soft sigh behind her.She turned her head, just in time to see a black-haired, black-eyed boy standing behind her looking back at Lily.

professor?

The boy retracted his chin, frowned, and stared at Isa stiffly and unhappy.Isa also realized that this was impolite, so she smiled at him first, then turned around and continued to wait for the sorting.

The professor definitely didn't run away!

Isa felt like chicken blood had been beaten all over her body.

Professor!It was the professor who was behind her!

And it's a rare juvenile body!

...but his hair looks clean.

Isa couldn't hold back, and looked back at Snape's hair.Snape was taken aback by her eyes, thinking he washed his hair last night?

Well, it's pretty clean.Isha looked back contentedly.

Is there anything happier than seeing a young male god clean and cute?

It doesn't matter if the boy god frowns when he sees her!

Lupine was in Gryffindor, and the boy who hadn't been bitten looked healthy and lively.

After that, it was Isa's turn.

Perhaps Lucius had explained in advance that when Professor McGonagall reported to "Isabella Lytherin", the Slytherin table applauded, but the other three tables whispered:

"Slytherin? Is that the Slytherin?"

"Is that Voldemort's daughter?"

"I saw her in the Daily Prophet!"

"My God, how many study cases does she have to do!"

………Isa felt that her reputation was completely ruined by her school case.

Isa walked to the stool, sat down, raised the sorting hat and put it on without any hesitation.

But as soon as the Sorting Hat touches her hair it yells, "Slytherin!"

The onlookers looked like: "Sure enough, I said it would be like this", Slytherin burst into warm applause, but Isa took off her hat with a dazed expression on her face, and she kept a dazed expression, let's see Glancing at Snape who was about to step forward, he walked stiffly towards the Slytherin table.

This is not right!

As a heroine of a fandom, no matter what, the Sorting Hat has to hold a long talk with her for a minute, from her ideals and aspirations to her life and mission, and finally the Sorting Hat looked up to the sky and sighed: "Oh my God, is it true that you are sorted?" It’s so difficult!” Then Isa calmly said: “Forget it, I won’t make things difficult for you, just Slytherin, that’s where I belong.” The Sorting Hat made a decision according to her will, and did not forget to praise her at the end. She said, "You're going to be great in Slytherin, kid!"

but!Now!How could she be assigned to Slytherin without wearing it!

She is not the heroine anymore!

Isa: Author!Author, come out to me!Do you have someone else in your heart!

Let me tell you that I will not be willing to be a female supporting role!

Could it be that this is an anti-Mary Suwen article? She is the Mary Sue who will be eliminated in the end. The real protagonist is hiding in an unknown corner, dormant and waiting to drag her down from a high place, and complete the anti-Soviet mission that readers love to see!

Do not!

Author, you can't do this to her!She has been working hard for so many years, but she hasn't even said a word to the professor. What is Mary Sue about her!

She is not a qualified Mary Sue!Her eyes and hair are black!The height is only 1.4 meters five!Her cat actually has diarrhea!

Isa denied the world in her mind, and walked stiffly to the table in the Snake Court.Prefect Lucius stood up and shook hands with her enthusiastically. Isa smiled and greeted all the Slytherins who smiled at her, and then hurriedly sat down beside Narcissa.

Narcissa was originally a little apprehensive because Isa had been with her new friends, but after being comforted by her sisters and stimulated by Sirius, her emotions calmed down.She just wanted to take the initiative to talk to Isha, but Isha stopped her: "Wait."

Then Isa stared at the boy in the next sorting house until the Sorting Hat yelled "Slytherin!", and she clapped her hands like hell.

Originally, everyone in the Snake Court was paying attention to the first Slytherin in hundreds of years, but when they saw Slytherin applauding, they also applauded in a daze, and the applause was not weaker than the one welcoming Isa.

Snape walked towards the Snake Court with complicated emotions, and the same prefect stood up, shook hands with him, and patted him on the shoulder.

Isa raised her head, her expression expectant, and she looked at Snape intently.

There is still space next to her, come sit down!

Snape frowned, however, and took the empty seat opposite her.

Isha's shoulders slumped.

She just remembered what Narcissa wanted to say to her, and turned to look at her little narcissus, but Sissy left her with an angry back of the head.

Isa:? ? ?

"What's wrong with Sissy?" She shamelessly hugged Narcissa from behind, rubbing her long blond hair with her face, "Are you unhappy?"

"Go find your Gryffindor red-haired girl, I'll ignore you." Narcissa said angrily.

Don't bother!

Lily is your future in-laws!

Your son's mother-in-law!

Isa hurriedly coaxed her, and Andromeda and Bella didn't notice this. They were paying attention to Sirius who was at home at the Gryffindor table. Seeing him and James as good as wearing a pair of pants, they were itching their teeth with anger .

don't eat!Don't eat deer, dog and deer!reject!

Snape emptied himself, did not look at Isa and Narcissa who were tired and crooked, did not look at sisters Black who were so angry that they exploded, and did not look at Lucius who was staring at Narcissa affectionately.

Beep the dog, he didn't know where to look at the whole Slytherin table.

In the end, he felt that only the bloody Baron was the most normal.

So he and the bloody Barrow looked at each other, and didn't look away until the headmaster began to speak after the sorting was over.

Bloody Baro: ......... Is that young man interested in me?

But I have given Helena my heart.

sorry!boy!Destined to let you down!

Snape: MDZZ

Snake Court This is the real pill.

The author has something to say:

Isha: Do you want to eat Deha?Do you want to eat?

Narcissa: Don't eat, don't eat, don't eat!

Isa: Do you eat deer, dog or deer?Eat or not?

Bella: roll roll roll roll

Isa: Where's snarry?How awesome is Shard!

Snape: Go fuck go go go go

Isa: ...What about the LVSS?

Voldemort: Is it itchy?Itchy hands?Want to brush up on the study case again, right?