HP told my dad to hit you after school

"Have you finished your study case?"

Isa greeted Sirius with a drooping head: "It's finished. But the "Real Volume Compilation" hasn't been written yet."

Lucius looked pale: "Let me ask you, your father has no new publishing plans recently, right?"

Isa was weak: "It's hard to say."

It was the first meeting of Lucius' small group since their summer break.They sat around under the umbrellas of the Florin's ice cream shop, eating double scoops of ice cream with ugly faces.A bookstore 100 meters away from them was holding a book signing session for "Real Volume Essence". A large number of parents and fans lined up impatiently to see the editor-in-chief Voldemort. Fortunately, they could shake hands and take photos with him.

"Have you finished your study plan?" The sisters of the Black family came to find the new book after they sold out, and this sentence seemed to have become a greeting for the children of the Death Eaters.

With tears in her eyes, Isa saw that the sisters had a set of "Real Volume Compilation" and 1971 sets of the latest edition in 38, and felt that life was not easy.

Regulus, who was not yet of school age, was also tortured and began to preview "Voldemort's Case".This reserve Voldemort fan doesn't have a good impression of Voldemort at all. Because of the school case, when he sees Voldemort's smile, his right hand holding the pen can't stop shaking.

"I really want to go to school now." Sirius said sadly, "At least no one in school forced me to write school plans."

Lucius said even more sadly: "Nonsense, all the professors are forcing you to use the Voldemort series of teaching aids."

Yisha was the saddest: "You guys are not as miserable as I am. I have to check my homework every day, and there are extra exams he gave himself."

The three who will be enrolled this year, Sirius Narcissa and Isa Qiqi sighed.

"Don't mention the lesson plans." Lucius tried his best, "Where are we going to play today?"

"What's interesting, can't you just go to the Duke of Bee and Zoke's joke shop?" Bella rolled her eyes, "And Sissy didn't buy their wands either..."

Bella has finished eating the ice cream.She offered: "Shall I take them to buy a wand first?"

Lucius also raised his hand: "Cissy, shall I accompany you to buy a wand?"

Isa lay on the table silently, feeling as if they had forgotten something.

Andromeda: "Papa seems to say that he will take you to buy wands after they finish the signing."

Isa: "Me too. I won't be able to buy a wand until my dad's signing is over."

Sirius said wearily: "...I am also led by my parents."

A circle of children sighed in unison, so they had to order another ice cream each, and sat and waited boredly for fewer people queuing in front of the bookstore.

The children of the Black family have been taken away by their parents.Isa was still leaning under the umbrella of the ice cream shop and looking at the bookstore from afar.The number of people at the door of the bookstore was already sparse, and Isa thought that it was time to end, so she took the initiative to walk to the bookstore to see if her father was done with his work now.

Voldemort is now talking to the bookstore owner, asking about the specific purchase of the case series.A female clerk was packing up all the things left over from the autograph session.Isa trotted towards her father, and hugged her father's waist from behind.Voldemort didn't look back, but just reached out and stroked his daughter's hair: "Father still has something to do, Isa will go to the side to play for a while."

Yisha lowered her head and rolled her eyes silently, then let go and walked away.

Then read a book for a while.

Isa walked to the library area, and said hello to the female shop assistant who was busy packing up: "Hello, Aunt Irene."

Naturally, she walked instinctively to the historic area...and then slammed on the brakes.

Wait, she's getting her own wand today, why not check out the wand books?like maintenance...

She turned a corner and went to the magic equipment area.

A little boy her age was standing in front of a bookshelf flipping through books.Isa glanced at it inadvertently, and found that it was a book on the study of the Deathly Hallows, the Elder Wand.The little boy's hair is very long, and his whole face is covered when he looks down at a book.Isa cleared the stranger distance and began searching for books on wand care.

She found a copy, "Love Your Wand".

Isa pulled the book off the shelf.The little boy looked back at her, lowered his head and continued to read.

"Wipe your wand with a soft dry cloth, turpentine if necessary..."

Yisha flicked through the book quickly, then thought of something in a daze.

Her father's wand looked very strange, it was the only white wand she had ever seen, she didn't believe it was yew, it looked like bone.

...and in her previous life, she even bought accessories for her father's magic wand.

Not sure what her wand would be like, maybe...

...will be red!

Or let Ollivander install a light-emitting tube in the wand, so that various concerts can use the wand as a light stick, and concerts like lovelive that require nine colors of support can even use the wand to switch between various lights. color!No need to carry nine fluorescent sticks at once like a nerd who is addicted to ll all day long!

Yisha held the book in her hand and started to let herself go.

There are also the classic wand settings in hp, and all kinds of weird wand settings, such as the meridians of ancient warcraft, the tears of veela, and the scales and whiskers of the ancient oriental dragon king...

Snape, who was standing next to her, reading a book and studying the Deathly Hallows, pretended not to know her, but now Isa started to let go of her eyes, and let out Voldemort's favorite laugh like a brain-dead bald "Hey hey", he I just want to quickly put down the book and bypass this strange thing.

……………………… What else is the wand used by the four Hogwarts giants who have been sleeping in the store for thousands of years? It is a mysterious wand that is bound together by fate, and it is made by almost plucking Fox’s tail feathers The Phoenix Tail Feather mass-produced magic wand...

Also, this wand was originally a beautiful girl, but when you connect with your wand, she will take human form...

Some women's papers even directly use [the birch wood used for Snape's wand is from the same tree] [the yew wood used in Voldemort's wand is from the same tree] [the same tree used to make the Elder Wand] Elderberry] This setting.

Yisha said in her heart that the HP fans in this article will not treat the protagonist badly, and they will definitely arrange a magic wand for the protagonist.

Then, as Voldemort's daughter, she can also be a HP fan heroine after all, right?

Wouldn't the wand or something treat her badly? !

Surely we can arrange for her a magical magic wand that is so handsome that it can be thrown out to scare everyone into tears! ? ?

Isa looked at the book in her hand and closed it with a "snap", which startled Snape who was secretly observing here.

Oh, how can the ordinary magic wand of the fish lip satisfy me.Isa looked down at the innocent and weak book "Love Your Wand" with contemptuous eyes. The books about wands she wanted to read should at least be at the level of caring for the Elder Wand!

Come, come, let her see if there is any book about maintaining the magical wand!

Isa put the book back on the shelf and walked towards Snape with her head held high. Snape pretended nothing happened and continued to study with his Elder Wand.Isa stood next to him, scanned the bookshelves up and down, and pulled out a monograph that was also a study of the Elder Wand, then walked back to her original stranger's distance and started flipping through the books.

…………

...There is no "Teaching You How to Care for Your Elder Wand"!

Hot Chicken Monograph!

Isa thought about it deeply, and felt that she could discuss this issue with Principal Deng, the current user of the Elder Wand, after school started.

Ah, she's about to become the owner of the magic wand, which really annoys her~

Snape looked at the figure of her letting go and running away, and said silently in his heart:

MDZZ.

After Voldemort was busy signing the sale, he led the already excited Isa to buy a wand.

"Father, do you think that if I am considered the master of that mysterious wand with powerful power, will I have to shoulder the responsibility of saving the world in the future!"

Voldemort: "…………you eat a candy and calm down."

Isa peeled off a sizzling bee candy and put it in her mouth, then temporarily closed her mouth.

Voldemort pushed open the door of Ollivander's shop and walked into the dark shop, thinking to himself:

………Oops, he also had this thought when he walked into this store.

[11-year-old Tom Riddle: If I am considered the master by a mysterious wand with powerful power, will I have to shoulder the responsibility of unifying the world in the future? I am so excited! 】

Ollivander appeared quietly: "Good day, sir and miss."

"Long time no see, Ollivander." Voldemort said with a smile.

"Ah, it's Mr. Voldemort. Long time no see, you even changed your name." Ollivander glanced at the wand in his hand, his whole face lit up, "Ah, this is, my most satisfying work One of... yew, phoenix tail feathers, thirteen and one-half inches, very powerful... yes, very powerful, and it chose a very powerful master."

Voldemort had a proud "that's natural" look on his face.

"My daughter is going to school this year, and she came to look for her wand." Voldemort patted Isa on the shoulder, and Isa pressed the sugar under her tongue, and said hello to Ollivander: "Good day, sir."

"Currently the only lady with the surname of Slytherin," Ollivander looked at her carefully, "she looks too much like your father..."

Yisha had a look of pride of "it's natural that my dad is so handsome and crying".

"Which is your dominant hand?"

"Right hand."

Ollivander nodded, took out a tape measure from his pocket, let it measure Isa's arm length, and went to the shelf to pick out boxes.

Isa let the tape measure measure her height and arm length, pressed down and asked Ollivander if he had any ideas for weird wands in the shop.Her father has already started to take out the textbooks she bought and flip through them boredly.

After measuring the tape measure, he jumped back into Ollivander's pocket. He had already moved out a high stack of boxes, and said with some excitement: "Come on, miss, come and try it, come and try this—"

Snape, who was about to buy himself an owl, met Isa again in the pet shop, and behind the elongated little girl was Voldemort who was empty.

Snape turned his back, hid himself behind the owl cage, and secretly listened to Isa's complaints:

"—Hard walnut wood, phoenix tail feathers, I didn't say which phoenix it belonged to... Don't I have a mission to save the world?"

Voldemort: "...... When I bought the wand, he only said that this wand is very powerful, and that I will do a great job. There is no magic wand, Isa, didn't he also boast Now that your wand is powerful, don’t you have a bright future? It’s pretty good. It doesn’t matter if you save the world or not, boy, all kinds of heroic fantasies should be limited.”

Although Isa was disappointed on her lips, she still liked her wand very much in her heart.She had long since unboxed the wand and was now scratching the straight wooden handle of the wand.

"Okay." She sighed.

"Okay, have fun, think about what kind of pet you want to buy, I think a viper would be—"

"I want to buy a puppet cat!"

Voldemort, who was interrupted, was a little unhappy: "Cat?"

Yisha, who was shoveling shit, ran to the cat area excitedly and exploded: "Oh my god, my god, there are so many meows!!!"

Overwhelmed by cats!Overwhelmed!

The clerk saw that Voldemort was excited as usual, and Isa touched every cage. She was overwhelmed by the cats and lost her mind at the moment.

"I don't care if I want to shovel shit," Isa the cat could not walk in front of a puppet cat, "It's you, Mimi, I don't care if I want you to be my master..."

When Voldemort arrived, Isa had already signed a contract with her master in private.

"I'm already Ronaldo's magical girl, and we won't be separated!" Isa had already lifted the bewildered puppet cat out of the cage without authorization, "You will be called Cristiano Ronaldo from now on!"

Voldemort: ? ? ?What about the one who agreed to raise snakes with me? ? ?

Clerk: "But this cat already has a name."

Yisha looked wary: "What's your name?"

Clerk: "It's called Leo—"

Isa: "—Leo Messi!?"

Clerk: "...that's Leo."

Isa held the cat in her hand and said to her master very seriously: "You have a new name now, and your name is Cristiano Ronaldo. From now on, join me in guarding Old Trafford and the Bernabeu!"

Voldemort felt that there was a generation gap between him and his daughter.

The descendants of Slytherin don't keep snakes!

It doesn't matter if you don't keep snakes, but you can also keep black cats in order to maintain a cool image.

But you actually want to raise a puppet cat!

The puppet cat's face is not cold at all!

look!look!After being touched a few times by him, he turned his stomach!

Voldemort was determined to convince his eldest daughter, and involuntarily started stroking the cat with his hand, rubbing his head and belly, not wanting to let go at all.

Finally Voldemort gave up: "Okay, but you're going to buy another owl to deliver the letter?"

Isa was right when she thought about it. She touched Ronaldo and looked back at the owl area. Snape, who was hiding in the owl area, froze.

But to his relief, Isa had no intention of going into this feathered area at all.She just called loudly: "Magic bird——"

A gray and white owl turned its head and hooted.

"That's it." Isa made a very hasty decision, "You will be my Jose Mourinho from now on! Guard Old Trafford and the Bernabeu with me!"

Voldemort: ... Reasonably, why do you have to give pets Latin names? ? ?

Yisha walked out of the pet shop with Ronaldo in her arms.Voldemort was a little unhappy, definitely not because his daughter was holding on to the cat and letting him carry the owl cage instead.

"I'm very much looking forward to school life now," Isa said.

Voldemort was wondering if the feathered snake felt like the down on Meow's body to the touch.

At home, Nagini suddenly felt a chill on the tip of his tail.

Snape waited for them to leave before coming out, carrying his chosen owl.

He felt that the piss of the two heirs of Slytherin...

Snake House Pills.

The former dean of the Snake Academy thought so pessimistically.

The author has something to say:

Isa is a Red Devils fan + Meilinger.

It's the double fans of Manchester United and Real Madrid.

Ronaldo became famous at Manchester United, and then moved to Real Madrid.Mourinho is the former Real Madrid coach and the current Manchester United coach.

Old Trafford is home to Manchester United and the Bernabéu is home to Real Madrid.

Isa is now probably wondering if she is the HP heroine.

Isa: To be fair, I don't even have a magic wand, so I'm definitely not the heroine.

...Damn it, I won't be the female supporting role, right?

Wouldn't this be an anti-Mary Suvin article?Based on my life experience, I won't be the Mary Sue who is going to be defeated, right?

Don't mind!I'm not called Shui Lan'er!How common is my name, where is the name Isabella Mary Sue?

It's over, as Mary Sue, I haven't even met a professor, Voldemort, one of the important protagonists of the strategy, is still my father, and I have fallen into the name of Mary Sue!

I should change my name right away.

It's called [Lonely Slytherin]!

Voldemort: MDZZ, drag it out and continue