HP told my dad to hit you after school

After the front and canine teeth were replaced, Isa started to lose her molars.

She is 8 years old, and now she has started to cook small potions, such as scabies potion, in a children's cauldron under the guidance of her father.The process of making scabies potion is very simple, the most difficult thing is that you need to add porcupine quills after turning off the fire.Isa will never forget this, because every time she picks up a porcupine quill without turning off the fire, some professor's growl can't help but come to her mind——

【"Idiot!!!!!! I think you probably put the porcupine quills in without taking the pot off the heat, did you?!"】

Isa shivered, and quickly turned the knob on the stove to turn off the fire, and waited until the potion stopped bubbling before adding the porcupine quills.

Cool and bottle.Isa stacked the glass vials neatly in one place, and now she started saving pocket money for herself, relying on the inside and outside collusion with Lucius, and her father turned a blind eye to it.

The Malfoy family is a rare rich family among pure blood wizard families.Every generation of them is good at speculative business, and they are the only big family among pure blood who have ever cooperated with Muggle society.Compared with the closed and conservative Black family, Malfoy has wider knowledge and more accurate grasp of opportunities, but he has a lot of prejudice and contempt for Muggles in his heart.

Isa knew that Malfoy had set up shop in the Muggle world, selling wizarding bric-a-brac, such as grooming supplies and potions.The scabies potion she had on hand was the big seller.Since the Muggles have a strict inspection process for the sale of potions, the Malfoy family also had to deal with the Muggles' high-level officials to obtain various certificates.Lucius had accidentally revealed that he had dinner with his father and the British Minister of Health. At that time, he and Narcissa, who was listening, showed the same contempt on their faces. Isa was a little envious and surprised at first, and after she realized it, He quickly stuffed a piece of cake into his mouth to cover up.

Scabies potion is very simple to make, but it is very powerful and widely praised among the uninformed Muggle masses.Isa saved up a box of scabies potion and gave it to Lucius in exchange for a pocket money.

Isa, who has recovered her memory, yearns for the Muggle world very much.She couldn't show contempt in front of a group of friends who were hostile to Muggles against her will, nor could she show affection for Muggles as clearly as Sirius did in such an environment.She could only choose to be silent, and then "deviant" with Sirius in private.

For example, her pocket money is used to collect model motorcycles and footballs with Sirius.Thanks to Sirius' uncle Alphard who likes him the most, Alphard is now on the verge of being expelled from the family, but he can still get in touch with Sirius.So they asked Alphard to smuggle a lot of Muggle gadgets...

For example, the package that Isa has in hand now.

Instant noodles!

Yisha's eyes lit up. When she saw the crucible for the first time, she felt that this thing is really suitable for cooking instant noodles. The crucible looks like an instant noodle pot!

Isa hummed a little tune and set up two crucibles, one for her to boil potions, and one for cooking food.

Add water, add noodles, add spice packets, bring to a boil...

The strange fragrance of instant noodles attracted Nagini.The big snake is very resentful, this thing smells like a thief, but it is not very delicious after eating, it is a lie!

Voldemort didn't break his word.He found all the textbooks and notes when he was in school, and Isa gasped for excitement when she saw the pile of dusty, tattered textbooks and notebooks.She happily wanted to take the textbooks and notebooks back to her room, but Voldemort only let her take away the first grade books, leaving the sixth grade books for his own use.

...what's the use of this?

Dad, do you want to repeat?

Isa went to preview with question marks all over her head, and Voldemort stared deeply at his pile of textbooks and notes thinking about future strategies.

Of course Voldemort was not reconciled to being just a deputy minister.

Even the Minister for Magic was only a small stop in his strategy.

After graduation, he was full of ambitions. He determined to become the next Dark Lord beyond Grindelwald, the overlord of Europe, so he rejected the connections and positions of Slughorn and Abraxas in the Ministry of Magic, and began to work in the Ministry of Magic. European experience and travel.

He met all kinds of people on the way, and he deeply realized that there are too many mediocre people in this world, and the fate of letting mediocre people gather together is very terrible.He has personally witnessed the Muggle riots in Eastern Europe, the powerlessness of the elite under the siege of the mob; the arrogance and arrogance of dark wizards in the face of the weak, and those who hold power will always have the greatest say.

He hated Muggles, and he was immensely proud of being a wizard and heir to Slytherin.In his heart, he wants the world to agree with him, agree with him as unique and incomparable.He loves this feeling of superiority, and he wants all those who have been invincible in front of him to kneel and kiss his robe corner.

At Hogwarts, he had completed the first step of his strategy.Slytherins looked up to him.But he knew very well that the status of a Slytherin heir alone was not enough to make them obey. It was his unparalleled magical talent and all-O results that made everyone feel inferior and willing to be used by him.

When he was very young, he decided that strength was the key to making everyone submit.

But in Germany, he meets a dark wizard.This person changed his views, changed his cognition, and changed his future life.

In the wizard's beer hall in Munich, he has just used magic to force a drunken wizard who insulted him to kneel and apologize.The blond black wizard bought a glass of beer, and leaned lazily on the bar next to him, watching the drunkard trembling on the ground, dripping with tears.

After he let the drunkard go, the black wizard smiled and asked him, "Is this the end?"

He gave the black wizard a cold look: "Otherwise? Do you want me to kill him? I don't mind that, but killing this kind of person is not my appetite."

The black wizard nodded: "That's right, that's not necessary. Listening to your accent, are you a foreigner?"

He raised his chin reservedly: "British."

The black wizard laughed: "Sure enough, they are British..."

The Englishman's reputation abroad was such that even wizards were not immune.

After buying each other a beer, he chatted with the dark wizard.He was shocked to find that the dark wizard had knowledge and abilities comparable to his. They met each other and agreed to go on a trial trip together.

They looked at Nurmengard together, telling each other their longings and criticisms for Grindelwald; they entered the underground castle and searched for sheepskin books in the dusty spinning workshop; they went to Romania to witness the dragon's wrath in the black forest; Talk, pinpoint the current disadvantages.

That's when he dropped his real name, he started calling himself Voldemort, and he started yearning for something more.Overwhelming power, eternal life, and supremacy...

But the dark wizard laughed at him.The Dark Wizard considered his plan to recruit troops to terrorize the wizarding world of Great Britain naive and naive.

"I know why you made such a weird plan." The dark wizard said to him after laughing and crying, "You must not have taken a good history class. Your Hogwarts history class has a bad reputation."

Voldemort was furious.But he suppressed his temper, slammed the door of the hotel, and seriously read the book list given to him by the black wizard.

...He really didn't take Professor Binns's class well.

History is repeating itself, as smart as he is, of course he can see it.Where there is oppression, there is resistance.The unbearable mob periodically overthrows the autocratic rulers, but there are almost no rulers who are truly eternal in spring and autumn, and the only eternal eternal life in spring and autumn only lasts for one era of that monarch.

Grindelwald's failure was not because he was not as powerful as Dumbledore, but because he lost the support of the bottom of the pyramid.Dumbledore would not have gone back to duel him without the mob's provocation.

The black wizard made a bet with him, asking them to conquer a person in their own way.

Voldemort kidnapped his chosen Muggle child and forced him to steal from dark wizards for him.The black wizard disguised himself as a righteous young man, helped the Muggle find his child, and accompanied him to report the crime. In the end, the black wizard secretly rescued the Muggle’s child. The Muggle cried and begged for revenge. The black wizard "In desperation", Muggles were asked to help steal Voldemort's things.

In the end the dark wizard won.After Voldemort had forgotten all about Muggles, he thought he had found the newest path.

A reasonable, legal, and permanent way to become the hegemony of Europe.

He made a bet with the dark wizard to see who could be the first to become the overlord of Europe.The primary goal of the dark wizard was to become the Minister of Magic of Germany. Voldemort thought of Slughorn's expectations for him, and felt extremely confident that he would win the bet.

He wants this mob he despises to cry and beg to lift him up to the altar.

Isa accidentally found out that her father was making a book.

Her father used a binder to hold a thick stack of handouts, with all kinds of scratches and alterations on it. After obtaining permission, Isa went to look through the drafts, and was shocked to find that——

This is a set of teaching aids!

For example, she has this book in hand!Special Edition Charms Teaching Supplement for Fifth Grade OWLS Candidates!Corresponding to each chapter in the textbook, there are study notes and magic skills, and what's even more frightening is that there are real questions from previous Hogwarts OWLS exams!

Liberal arts courses like History of Magic and Runes also have key points to recite!

What the hell do you want to do! ?

Isa couldn't speak, she looked down at her book in shock, and looked up at Dad, Voldemort looked smug.

Conquer Hogwarts in one fell swoop!

The "Lord Voldemort Studies" series is being linked to publishing.

Voldemort thoughtfully set the cover as his own photo, and each book also comes with learning and memory cards that are easy to memorize. At present, he has only released a set of OWLS for the fifth grade, and has not edited the other grades.

The learning tips in this set of books all come from the study notes of Voldemort, the former Slytherin prefect of Hogwarts, the former chairman of the Boys' Union, and the current Deputy Minister of Magic, Voldemort.He plans to set up a study case writing team, all of which are composed of all O champions in the OWLS exam, employing Hogwarts professors as consultants, updating it every year, determined to improve the learning quality of Hogwarts students.

He said at the new book signing event that this move is for the next generation of wizards, for all young wizards to get the grades they want, and to get the best jobs with good grades.

Moreover, the Death Eaters, a small group of pure-blood wizards he formed privately, had an internal price of [-]% off everything.

The first batch of Voldemort's Studies were all sold out.

The Daily Prophet has been discussing this for a whole month.

Dumbledore also rarely praised Voldemort's actions in the air.

It is said that the fifth-grade students in this class have a copy of "The Case of Voldemort", and some local tyrants even bought a whole set.After reading the series, the professors at Hogwarts also think that the writing quality of "Study Cases" is very high, which is very suitable for candidates to review and study.

However, the victims in this publication, the children of the Death Eater family, began the days of bloody and tearful school cases every summer vacation.

In July 1970, "Voldemort's Cases" published all the cases from grades 7 to 30, which triggered a rush to buy.At the same time, the OWLS results of the first batch of candidates who used "Voldemort's Case" also came out. This year, the O rate of Hogwarts has increased by [-]% compared with previous years.All parents believe that the improvement of their children's academic performance is due to the assistance of "School Cases".

Almost all wizarding families with school-age children have "School Cases" with Voldemort's face printed on them.

Voldemort also discovered for the first time in a daze that writing books made more money than being a devil and waiting for others to confess.

Yisha almost collapsed and buried herself in the school case every day and couldn't extricate herself.

The children of Death Eater families all but lost their summer vacation.They are forced to complete the study task of brushing up the school case every day, and cry bitterly at Voldemort's charming smile on the cover of the "Study Case" every day.

According to incomplete statistics, Voldemort's only opposition party recalled the rebellious psychology because of the pain of reading school cases in childhood.

Spider Alley.

Severus Snape heard his mother return.He put out the fire under the cauldron and went downstairs to meet his mother who had just left work.

Mom looked much better after the divorce.She began to take the initiative to contact the wizarding society and work in the bookstore in Diagon Alley.

Snape found that this world was much crazier than the original world.

For example, he discovered that Voldemort had become the idol of middle-aged women, gave birth to a child inexplicably, became the most popular candidate for the next Minister of Magic, and even started publishing a book.

"The "Study Case" is out of stock again today." Irene Prince put on her apron and went to cook, "Every day people come to buy the school case...Sev, you really don't need to buy a first-grade school plan to preview it Is it? Mom can buy a set at the purchase price."

Snape refused: "It's really not necessary."

If it was in his previous life, he would still be able to use his status as a Death Eater to get an internal price, and get another [-]% discount on the purchase price.

Pooh!

...Even if you give him a [-]% discount, or even give it away for free, he won't buy it!

He didn't know what kind of tricks Voldemort was playing in this life, but Voldemort would never change his anti-social nature, this must be part of his plan to achieve his ambitions, it must be!

Former Hogwarts Potions Professor Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor, former Hogwarts Headmaster, now 10-year-old Severus Snape, tried his best to suppress the idea of ​​looking at the study notes of Dead Xueba.

Even if he heard that it contained the original study notes from Voldemort's school days, he wouldn't be tempted to read it!

no way!

Isha knew someone worse than her.

It is said that Sirius hasn't gone out for three months, and is forced by his mother to write lesson plans at home every day.Originally, after he finished the questions in the first grade "Voldemort's Cases", he thought that he could come out and play with Isa, but Voldemort happily launched the "Hogwarts Real Questions Workbook" series.

All of these are exercises.

Sirius Black swore that he would learn magic frequently when he grew up, and that Voldemort would put a sack on him when he got off work from the Ministry of Magic one day.

Miss Isabella Lyttering gave him a silent nod.

Lucius, who is in the fourth grade, is immersed in the "Five-Year OWLS Three-Year Simulation", and Andromeda, who is in the second grade, and Bella, who is in the first grade, are struggling to preview and complete the summer homework.

It is said that some of the current Hogwarts professors have begun not to assign papers, and use the "Hogwarts Real Questions Workbook" as homework.Professors of some disciplines are willing to participate in writing the series of study cases at Voldemort's invitation, so they don't have any psychological pressure to take the "Hogwarts Real Test Workbook" as homework.

It is said that the History of Magic subject of Voldemort's Science received the lecture notes of the real Professor Binns.

British wizarding society is setting off an educational revolution.

The initiator was the future European overlord, Lauder Voldemort.

In this regard, Miss Isabella, Voldemort's biological daughter, felt very kind and very sad.

She was born so long ago to find out that her father's alias is Wang Houxiong.

The editor-in-chief of "Voldemort's Case", "Five-Year OWLS Three-Year Simulation", "Hogwarts Real Exam Workbook", is called——

Lord. Wang Houxiong. Qu Yixian. Enbo. Ge Jun. Voldemort.

The author has something to say:

I wrote this from ten in the morning to two in the afternoon.

The end result of writing while playing BGM is that the legs are shaking so much that I can't type.

And at the end of the writing, the more I wrote, the more I trembled, and I once recalled the horror of being dominated by teaching materials.

[Go to hell, five-year college entrance examination and three-year simulation! 】

[Go to hell with 38 sets! 】