HP told my dad to hit you after school

"I've read "Pride and Prejudice" and "Andal, the Sorcerer of Love". The plot you designed does not conform to the direction of classic love stories!"

Isa ignored him.

Voldemort on the side of the double-sided mirror was still chattering: "Astoria should stop the duel after hearing about the duel here, instead of secretly destroying the opponent's equipment—"

"Do you think Leah is that kind of peacemaker? Didn't we discuss it before, is her character set to be smart and brave? This will be OOC! Dad, you read all Victorian novels, and people like to hear it now It is women who fight against fate!"

"Dad, you can read some more classic love novels, such as "Lolita", "Mrs. Chales' Lover", "Red Night Run", "The Golden Vase—"

Ah wait, some books weren't published in 1974!

Voldemort felt that this article could not go on.

"But you let Leah lie to Daniel and get the trick of freezing magic. It seems that the victory of the duel is entirely due to her strength instead of mine—"

Isa couldn't count the number of times she reminded her father: "The hero just has the same name as you, Dad! Don't substitute, don't substitute, don't substitute!"

Voldemort rolled his eyes dejectedly.

Ever since Voldemort and Isa opened the door of co-writing together, the two have frequently used double-sided mirrors and fork pads to communicate and write. One is struggling to create a beautiful and lovely first love for himself, and the other is constantly writing. Trying to make up the love story of parents moving heaven and earth.

"Wait a minute, the duel chapter has to be changed. We'll discuss it when I get back. I'll go sign it to the legal department—hey! Sergio! Where's the document?"

Yisha buckled the double-sided mirror and continued to do her homework.

The almost forgotten hero Snape felt that he couldn't understand this terrible father and daughter.

Both Isa and Voldemort were asked about the mysterious Mrs. Voldemort after the "illegitimate daughter" incident. The two big-handed wives who agreed in advance looked up at the bright sky and sadly: "I don't really want to mention it again.. ...If you have to ask...in fact, there is nothing to hide, just mention it once, and it hurts once..."

In this way, who dares to continue to ask!

And after finalizing the character design of "Astoria von Pendragon Griezmann" (Isa tried her best to change Pendragon to her middle name, otherwise she would become saber How scary! EX curry stick!), Voldemort made a special trip to France and stuffed a lot of money into the real Griezmann family, and promoted a young man from their family to the French branch of DE company , the treatment is good, and the condition is to make them acquiesce that there was a beautiful reclusive girl in the family.

After returning to England, Voldemort brought Isa a bunch of information about the Griezmann family.After seeing their beautiful country house and the creek forest next to the house, Yisha was inspired, and immediately wrote a chapter about the first encounter between a girl and a young wizard, and passed it to the forum using a trumpet overnight. Voldemort.

The girl who was catching ball fish barefoot in the dewy green grass was mistaken for a fairy in the forest by the young man. She led the young man to find the nest of the velvet rabbit, but her foot was scratched.The young man who was good at magic and healing didn't cure her immediately, but carried her on his back, took her back to her ancestral house, and made an appointment to meet again by the stream.

At that time, Voldemort was dumbfounded at night, and he repeatedly confirmed that the scheming, domineering, cute and shy handsome wizard in the book was himself.

This is not his style!

He hasn't even memorized Isa!Hug it at most!

And what is the fairy in the forest?

Fairy in the woods? ? ?He is so stupid to think that there are forest immortals in France? ? ?The origin of Linxian is in Northern Europe and the Mediterranean coast!Then they migrated to Scandinavia on a large scale!The last recorded sighting of Lin Xian was in the 19th century!

The domineering dead learner was educated by a silly wife.

"Art is higher than life! If the hero is really you, the girl would have been scared away by you long ago! Daddy, why don't you just lend your name to the hero?"

Next, Mrs. Fu watched as a silly wife skillfully used "exchanging tokens", "naming each other", "meeting each other in a dream", "taking potion by mistake to become smaller", "sneaking out and walking around the market hand in hand" , "Falling and touching lips" and a series of love stalks that people love to see, write Fuli CP vigorously and sweetly and greasy!

No, girl, my father who exudes the fragrance of a single dog asks you——

you!for!Varied!what!meeting!this!what!cooked!practice!ah!

He showed the trial chapter to Abu, an old driver, and didn't say it was a novel, but said it was his memoir. As a result, he has been in the British wizarding world for 40 years, has a lot of experience, and his ability to seduce girls is close to that of a neon classic prodigal son Guangyuan's Abraxas's classmate was frightened silly on the spot!

"A mountain is higher than a mountain!" Abu was almost heartbroken, "No! I thought that my ability to seduce girls was only a failure! I thought you were just a nerd! I didn't expect you to keep letting me! So you stay strong Yes! It seems that you were really studying hard back then! Ah! My lord! The old driver please bring me!!!"

Lord Fu pushed away the president of the TR support club with a cold face: "What kind of car are you, you little hot chick on a broomstick, roll away, go and finish the promotional video, or I will send your son to the Eastern European office A year on the job, and when Lucius comes back you'll find him a communist."

The son is under someone else's hands as the Ministry of Magic Xiaomeng's new Abu Maliu went to the set to step on the progress.

Narcissa felt lonely after Lucius graduated.Not only because the male ticket left, but also because she had to place the order after the gay friend left the order.

"And I can't spoil their time alone—" she whispered to Lily.In the magical creature protection class, she took the opportunity to feed the fluorescent bird and chatted with Lily casually.

The Fluorescent Bird is a magical creature that turns red when it senses a lie, and usually blue.

"Should you find yourself another hobby that can pass the time, such as journaling or—writing novels?"

"What's a handbook? Novel... Isa seems to be writing it recently, but I don't have the talent."

"How will you know if you don't try it! You must have the urge to write! It's okay! Try it, you will definitely be able to write a great Narcissa!" Little Angel Lily persuaded her.

Narcissa controlled the upturned corners of her mouth, but she still pretended to be calm on the surface: "Call me Blake, Evans. I shouldn't talk too much to you, hum."

She stuffed the chirping red fluorescent bird into Lily's arms.

Little Angel Lily, who is basically used to Narcissa's hot and cold behavior pattern of wanting to hook her up while struggling to abide by the Black family's pure-blood rules, pretended not to hear: "I seem to hear a bird call, Narcissa .”

"Call-me-Blake!"

Sirius touched the fluorescent bird in his arms as it floated past, and said faintly, "I seem to hear a cock crow."

Narcissa tripped him fiercely: "The idiot who took Lei Gu out for a ride on a flying motorcycle in the middle of the night and was almost caught by Mag is not qualified to say me! Lei Gu was caught cold by you! How did you become a big brother!"

Sirius held the fluorescent bird in his arms and argued: "It's not the same thing as you hanging around Lily every day, and then acting super disgusted after teasing her!"

"I don't hang out with Evans every day! I'm not looking for a mo--I mean, Gryffindor!"

Lily and Sirius raised the bird in their hands at the same time.

"It's red," Lily said.

"It's super red," Sirius said.

"These two birds are broken." Narcissa said with a cold face.

Yisha was passing by with a basket of chirping fluorescent bird cubs, and when she approached Narcissa, they turned red.

"Hey, who told a big lie! Why is my basket all red?!" Isa was so scared that she almost dropped the basket.

Narcissa blushed with anger, but she was mostly ashamed: "Siris, you are a big fool!!!"

Lily looked down at the bird in her hand: "It's blue."

Isa left with a basket of bluebirds in her arms: "Oh, this sentence is true."

The stupid big dog wanted to fight the bird: "I can't live through this day!"

Isa felt relieved when she walked to Snape's side: "I think DH is promising."

Snape, who had nothing to do and watched Dashalu and Dashalang holding a bird and doing multiple-choice homework in Potions class, turned around: "?"

The stupid deer James is still there: "Bezoar can detoxify 76 kinds of poisons."

The bird is red.Remus crossed the B out.

"Bezoar can detoxify 79 kinds of poisons."

Still blue.Remus crossed the C out.

"Then A and Dog are left... Bezoar can cure 84 kinds of poison!"

The bird is blue.

James hurriedly filled in the answer: "Okay, okay, D, choose Dog! Hey Remus, let's steal one and go back to raise it, and take it out during the exam! Then we can crush Isabella to be the first in the grade !"

Yisha sneered: "MDZZ. There are no multiple-choice questions during the exam."

Snape lit a row of wax for his nemesis' emergency IQ.

"Sev, look at this cute bird!" Isa carefully picked out a fluorescent bird with big and black eyes from the basket, "It's different from other birds! It's a mutant species, and I was the first to discover it. of!"

Snape looked at the blue fluffy little guy: "What's the difference?"

Isa demonstrated it to him.

"2+2=4."

It doesn't change.

"My name is Yi Meili."

It went red with a bang.

"Look, its polygraph ability is still normal," Yisha signaled, "The really scary thing is behind."

"The premise of a lie test is that you know what you said is false." Isa walked towards James holding the bird, "Just like James was taking the test just now, he actually learned the lesson of bezoar, he just forgot, but he subconsciously Li knows that bezoar can detoxify 84 kinds of poisons. So the bird changes color according to the fluctuations in his heart."

"If a man living in the Middle Ages believed that the sun revolved around the earth, would the bird change color when he uttered the words 'Earth is the center of the universe'?"

Snape shook his head. "He doesn't think he's lying, so the bird won't change color."

Isa smiled: "Then let's try this Jiujiu."

"Hey James, I have a question!" She petted the bird and asked Zhan Dalu loudly, "I want to quickly become an Animagus in half a year! Do you think it's okay?"

"You will never be an Animagus! That's not the difficulty of choosing ABCD in the exam! I still can't do it!" James laughed.

The bird in James' hand was still dark blue, but Chirp behind Isa's back turned red.

Snape frowned: "This..."

Isa turned around and said calmly, "He really believed that I couldn't learn the Animagus. Because his bird wasn't red."

"But I actually do."

Snape felt his hairs stand on end, as if Isa wasn't holding a frail cub, but the endless darkness of the abyss in the Ministry of Magic's Department of Mysteries.

"Yes, it's not just a lie detector bird." Isa said calmly, "It's a truth bird that represents the universe, life and everything."

Snape almost wanted to confess the bird: "Then you want to..."

"Hurry up and ask Dumbledore and my dad! They can definitely use it to find out a way for humans to evolve into ten-dimensional life!"

Isa faced this tweet almost fanatically, and piously asked her the ultimate question that she had never been able to answer:

"The answer to the universe, life and everything, is 42?"

Birds are still blue.

Isa almost cried: "Douglas Adams is the beacon of humanity!"

Snape intuitively felt that it was not easy, so he also asked, "I am 14 years old."

The bird is red.

"You are 51 this year, professor." Yisha said politely.

The bird is still red.

Snape looked at Isa silently.

Isa's eyes are big and dark like the innocent and cute little Yundou Chirp.

"I have a way to confirm." Snape cleared his throat, and as the dead-student who was the best in logic and mathematics among wizards, he decided to do it himself.

"2+2=5."

blue.

"My name is Alan Rickman."

red. (Isa yelled sadly: "Shut up, you are breaking my spiritual sustenance to the AR male god!")

"I'm from House Slytherin."

red.

"I'm blonde."

blue.

"Isabella Slytherin is doing well."

red. (Isa: "Sev, what do you mean, what do you mean by not tweeting?")

"I got an o in the monthly potion test."

red.

Isa was speechless.

Snape brutally shattered her dream: "It's not a truth bird."

"It won't even be a lie detector."

"It's just a color-changing bird that cycles from blue to red."

Isa: No more love!Chirp!Dad is very disappointed in you! ! !

Jiujiu was at a loss, it turned back to blue, tilted its head and rubbed against Isa's fingers.

"You red and blue traitor!!!" Yisha complained, "Do you know that you will be rejected by the fluorescent bird group like this?"

"..." The bird turned red again.

"I want to call it Messi." Isa said with a cold face, "This little red and blue bastard."

Red Messi chirped.

Isa asked Mourinho and Ronaldo to stand in line.

Recently, the magic bird has been very free. After getting a fork pad, it stopped delivering letters and only delivered parcels. The whole bird became fat.

Ronaldo is still the master, lying on his side with his tail flicking.

Snape was sitting on the sofa next to him, doing his homework while watching Isa give the locker room lecture.

"We have a new member in our team!" She held out Messi, who was still blue at the time, "It's called Messi, Leo Messi!"

Ronaldo glanced at it, and the magic bird began to comb its hair.

"Although he belongs to the universe team, but as the former coach and absolute core king of the tolerant Galaxy Battleship, the seniors should be more enthusiastic! Xixi is still young! Hey, Magic Bird is also a bird, you should be more enthusiastic! C Luo! Chris! Take good care of Sisi! The 16 Golden Globe Award is yours, be tolerant!"

Messi jumped onto the table, bang red. Cristiano Ronaldo was taken aback, and carefully stretched out his claws to grab Messi.Messi didn't admit that he was born, and jumped happily to Ronaldo.

Isa looked at the inexplicable harmony of the twin stars with great emotion: "...Ah, my Galaxy battleship is about to sweep the football world! Just ask who has Ronaldo, Messi and Kaka!?"

"I still have three awesome coaches! Magic Bird! Sir Alex! And Arsene Wenger, Arsenal is also among them!"

Snape: "Well, the Lord you're talking about, that's the word 'Lord', is that who I thought it was?"

"That's right, he's talking about my father! Lauder! Although his Lord is a secondary honorific, that is, an 'adult', the level of sama in Japanese, but he has recently been thinking about talking to the queen about awarding honors! Even though our Lord Ferguson's title is just a Sir, but my father said that if he wants to get a title, he will get a big one! He will be a lord in one fell swoop!"

Snape almost had a myocardial infarction: "He won't...during the award ceremony... directly capture His Majesty's soul...After all, the award ceremony has to kneel ..."

Isa didn't care: "So he gave up! This Lord is called for pretense. Anyway, he has the Merlin First Class Medal, and he doesn't want any other honors."

"Grand Duke, I think my father's emphasis on the fame of those identities is only because of his obsession when he was a child." Isa scratched Ronaldo and Messi rolled into a ball, and the magic bird stared at them with disgust, "My father This person, in the end, the one who believes in his bones is—"

"The prince and general Xiangning is kind!"

The author has something to say:

Ever since Yisha was with the professor, I discovered:

I'm starting to get serious about Calvin.

I was lost in their relationship mode after falling in love, lost in the self-release.

I smelled myself and found that I still have the same fragrance of a single dog for 17 years.

I can't grasp the feeling of being in love.I'm a theoretical old driver, but never had practical experience.

So today I was in a hurry, I think I have more love than the main CP when I write about the interaction between father and daughter.

I meditate and I am looking for a breakthrough.

At the end of October in Wuxi, I returned home on parole and sat at my desk.There is a trigonometric function paper on the table, a mobile phone is hidden in the drawer, and a small blanket is covered on the lap. In the wet and cold weather that has been raining for two weeks, I dig my foot (not!) and poke JJ open, search "HP", intends to find a few innocent professors to find inspiration.

However, I was naive.

In the 16 years when HP ebbed, everyone climbed the wall.

Everyone fell in love with Kazumi, Kisan, Juanfu, and even Onmyoji.

So everyone put together.

The most common ones are the United Kingdom and the United States. HP and Marvel and DC and Curly.

I actually saw the Ming Cult's Meow Luo.

I saw a Chinese comprehension girl in Northeast dialect.

I saw everyone getting tired of the professor, Tsundere Dragon slowly rose to the top of the popularity list, and Lauder was still there, not coming or going.

So after tossing all afternoon, I couldn't find a professor's article that touched me in the past year.I'm done with the article about Bububuda's summer vacation.

I am so depressed.

Obviously three years ago, I could find a great professor article to read anyway!

I meditated while writing trigonometric functions.

why?

sinX kindly said: Because your taste is tricky.

cosX said seriously: because your writing is totally heterogeneous.

tanX is also a heterogeneous, so it let the double angle first.

2sinXcosX is sin2X said: because your heart has also changed.You've grown up.

cos2X finally said: Don't stick to HP, read other articles for inspiration.

I slapped my thigh: You are right!

[So this is why you watched it all afternoon with absolute surrender for the second brush, so that you updated it in the middle of the night? ]

Me, I haven't finished writing trigonometric functions QwQ

Okay, let's be serious.I’m short of QAQ and I’m still caving!