HP told my dad to hit you after school

It was too late when Voldemort got the newspaper.

However, there are traces of this.

Three days ago, when a reporter from the Overseas Edition of "Daily Prophet" was writing an article about the youth representative of EMEA, he focused on Isa, the new pride of Britain, the inventor of the X-note, and the only surname Slytherin people.

"Eleven years ago, Mr Voldemort, who was then a deputy minister, took her to the ribbon-cutting ceremony of Britain's first wizarding welfare home, and since then, the discussion about the life experience of this child who is almost exactly like her father has not subsided. .

Mr. Voldemort is a capable and beloved leader, but there are too many mysteries about him, just like his real name-Riddle.Among these mysteries, the first to bear the brunt is the issue of Isabella Slytherin's life experience.

Mr. Voldemort devoted almost all his energies to the public. He is a rare public figure without any scandals.But his transition from dashing bachelor to devoted single dad is so quick that heartbroken witches are left to ask—

Who was the mysterious Eve who gave birth to Isabella for him? "

The editor-in-chief of the overseas edition acted as a reporter and wrote too much for the entertainment edition, so he was warned, but he had some selfish intentions to sell the article, so the editor-in-chief didn't delete and edit the manuscript, and directly published it.

As the mouthpiece of the Ministry of Magic, Sharp, the editor-in-chief of the "Daily Prophet", was almost Voldemort's queen writer. Whenever there was a publicity task, he was approached.

But Sharp missed the overseas version this time.

Three days later, the third-rate tabloid "Liverpool Daily News" published an article on the front page——

"The hemp witch Anna Li Xuelei sued Voldemort: the man who lied to my feelings and body and the child who was taken away for 14 years and never saw each other"

Below is a photo of a middle-aged woman who still looks good, with a photo of Voldemort embracing Issa when he was elected at the OMA venue last month for comparison.

"Anna Lee met Voldemort in Borgin-Bock's shop, which was a shop in Knockturn Alley. Voldemort, who had just graduated at the time, worked there and still used his real name: Tom Riddle."

"Voldemort promised to give Li the status of wife he deserved, but after Li gave birth to the child, he only had time to look at her, and Voldemort sent someone to take the child away. From then on, she can only see her child in the newspaper. Wife Not to mention the wedding. Voldemort threatened to lose her job at Knockturn Alley if she revealed the secret."

"It is reported that Li only received a pitiful hush money, and she had to sell her body in Knockturn Alley to make a living."

The weeping and haggard woman is in stark contrast to the happy father and daughter.

下面居然还有在伊莎出生前李的多次堕.胎记录，以及1960年5月31日到6月1日在圣芒戈的住院证明，标注着住院原因：生产。

Newspaper publication date is September 9st.

On this day, Voldemort happened to be visiting France, and it was too late when he got the newspaper.

"Sales are exploding, Lord." Avery's back was covered in cold sweat. "Almost every employee of the Ministry of Magic has a share, and they all watch it in private. We can't stop—"

"No need to stop. Suspend the visit, Abramovich, take someone to bring me everyone in the editorial department of that scumbag, use Death Eaters, and hide." Voldemort's expression was blank when he put down the newspaper, "Eh Free, tell Sharpe to have a double-way mirror ready, I'm going to see another double-way mirror in two hours, opposite his double-jawed face, I want him to take my dictation and post it tomorrow , work overtime tonight and put the manuscript on the front page."

"Sergio, hold on to Gezilla, I'll have dinner with him tonight. I'll be back in two hours."

Voldemort got up and Apparated.

Isa saw the newspaper in Care of Fantastic Beasts class.

The Care of Fantastic Beasts class is shared by Slytherin and Gryffindor.This class is about taking care of Bidiu, a small furry animal* (from "Luo Xiaohei Zhan Ji").

The hearts of the girls almost melted, and they touched it and threw it food, and the boys went into the Forbidden Forest to find food of different colors for it.

"Is it male and female?"

"I really want to raise one!"

"This one is only 3 months old, not long after leaving mother!"

Sirius, James, and Remus came back with a bundle of firewood, and Snape was said to be still pulling some herbs from it.

The boys clamored to be fed, and Isa stood up to make room for them.

She took a few steps back and stood outside, just in time to meet Peter Pedilou who was reading a newspaper.

"Slytherin, I have a question I've wanted to ask you for a long time," the little boy turned his head back to talk to her, and Isa bowed her head and smiled at him as friendly as possible.

"You ask."

Pedilu was so nervous that the tip of his nose was sweating, but at this moment, the pleasure of being able to humiliate the proud girl of heaven overwhelmed everything.

"I want to know, what's it like to not have a mother all the time?"

Isa was taken aback.

"Then now," he stuffed the newspaper into Isa's hands, "you must be happy to know that your mother is a prostitute, bastard!"

Yisha subconsciously threw a fountain of clear water back, splashing water on his face: "Keep your mouth clean, little bastard! Be careful if you talk nonsense again, I'll throw you in the black lake to wash your mouth!"

The movement here attracted Deer Dog Wolf and Narcissa, and Snape, who had just walked out of the Forbidden Forest and was still holding a few small yellow flowers, also came here.

Sirius ran over first: "What's the matter, big brother? Peter, what are you doing?"

"she--"

"He called me a bastard." Yisha knew the truth of suing first.

For some reason, Remus, who had no fluffy little problems, didn't become friends with Pediru.Gryffindor's Pediru is a low self-esteem alien. Although no one deliberately looks down on him, he always feels that he is overwhelmed by prejudice.

He is jealous of all glamorous people.

The big brother Sirius rolled up his sleeves to prepare for a fight, Isa unfolded the newspaper, and was numb just by reading the headline.

What the hell! ?

[Blood Witch Anna Lee Sues Voldemort]

Who is this girl? !A bitch witch?

[The man who cheated on me emotionally and physically]? !

Are you sure you are referring to the Minister Volt who was dragged by the Italian minister to watch the strip dance, but after watching it for 5 minutes, he secretly approved the documents? !

[With the child who was taken away for 14 years and had no chance to see each other]? !

This fucking doesn't mean her, does it? !

Isa stared at the headline for half a minute, until a group of people gathered around them and read the entire report in silence.

Fortunately, Yisha is usually popular.At this time, the group of teenagers and girls all looked at her, and began to scold the reporter who wrote such irresponsible rumors and gossip.

"Think about fire and want to go crazy!"

"Just find any woman and want to frame our male god?"

"This bitch must have taken money!"

"It's us male gods who don't like her! Male gods look better than her in the mirror!"

Snape took the initiative to hold her hand, Isa looked at him blankly, then she collected herself and said first:

"I was born at home, not in St Mungo's."

"And my dad..."

Isa said seriously: "My dad's eyes are red, but he is not blind."

The first British wizarding radio station BWBC premiered tonight. The ratings of the talk show "The Andres Show" were amazing. In front of the TV, watch the talk show where the minister was invited to watch the first episode.

With his back straight, Voldemort sat upright on the sofa, swaying freely.

The fans in the audience have basically lost their minds: ah, ah, I want to lick Lauder!

He recalled for a while his dead school years at Hogwarts and his struggles after entering the Ministry of Magic. The host asked the last and most important question:

"Regarding the recent rumors about Isabella's life experience...do you have anything to say?"

"Ah...the French have seen it. I saw the report this afternoon when I was visiting France. At that time, the old Gesla asked me if I was really with that lady... ."

"I don't remember this lady at all. Maybe she had a crush on me when I was working or something... You know, magic can't cure hypochondriacs." Voldemort shrugged, "I know there are many people I like me very much, so I am curious about my various privacy, but my dear, no matter how curious you are, you can’t make it up. Both Isa and I will be sad."

"Isa was sent by a crane...Of course I know you won't believe it."

"It's actually quite a sad story. Isha's mother died after she was born... I was too sad to mention it and I didn't tell Isha because she, a silly girl, would think It's her own fault."

"Yeah, I met her on my school trip. She's from a bigoted pure blood family that hates Brits... like we hate foreigners? I sort of kidnapped her." Well, the wedding was held in secret. But it didn't take long... Her health is really bad. I haven't come out yet."

"So, dear media friends, please stop making up stories about me and Isha's life experience, it's not funny. We are all sad people, it's hard enough to live so hard, why go to our wounds What about salt?"

"So the newspapers are all fake?" the host asked.

"St. Mungo's documents cannot be forged. I guess someone found out about Isa's birthday, checked the hospital records of St. Mungo's, and found this lady to complete a sensational news. But I think, this The women's accounts of their careers and their astonishing records of abortions are true."

According to a survey by the "Daily Prophet", 70.00% of the people do not believe that absurd gossip.This means that voters are finally settled.

But Voldemort knew that this was just the beginning signal, the signal for Fassbinder to do something.He will patiently find out his reasons one by one, whether it is fact or fabrication, he will ruin him.

Voldemort couldn't take it.There are many loopholes in him, Yisha's life experience is one, and his life experience is also one.

He must go to Little Hangleton and erase all traces of Riddle.

There is one more important thing.

Fangirls will believe his romantic elopement stories.

But the other party, Yisha obviously wouldn't believe it.

While the old porter at Riddle Manor was dragged out and buried without a sound, Isa was watching the tape of The Andreas Show at school, and almost all the Slytherins were crowded in the common room to watch the show.

Bella started crying when she saw Voldemort fondly remembering his wife, out of breath.Her boyfriend Lestrange wiped her tears with an "ah, I knew it".

Isa and Snape were almost in a daze.

Lauder, your ability to make up nonsense is good!

"Is this true?" Narcissa asked in shock, "Your mother really—"

"Yes, I actually guessed it." Isa tried her best to lie for her father, "I saw my father touch her picture sadly occasionally..."

At this moment, Yisha felt that she could not waste this lingering romance story that her father worked so hard to make up, so she applied to co-write this story with her father!

"She's French, pretty, with black hair and violet eyes." Isa began to tell a beautiful Mary Sue story so seriously that all the Slytherins in the common room pricked up their ears and began to listen, " She was sneaking out of the house to play when she ran into my dad who was exploring the neighborhood..."

Room on request.

It took Issa an hour to perfect the outline of the lingering love story between "Mum" whom she named "Astoria von Griezmann" and the handsome and exotic youth Voldemort.Snape sat next to her, watching with almost amused amazement the meme of the romance novels she'd spent her entire life reading.

"They fought against the conservative old lady Griezmann together. After the negotiation broke down, they had to elope. Do you think it is better to elope by magic or by boat? It is more dangerous but emotional!"

Snape, who was asked for his opinion, thought carefully for a while, and replied: "Let's use the Portkey. According to your chronology, when he went to pick up Astoria, Astoria was already pregnant. No longer, can't take jolts, apparitions, and floo webs."

Yisha patted him on the shoulder: "Good job, I'm relieved to have you help me so rigorously!"

Snape was angry and funny: "Why do you want to help your father make up your life experience... You, shouldn't you be very resistant to such things?"

Isa bit her quill in a daze: "Huh? Why should I resist? Writing novels is so much fun!"

"I mean..." Snape couldn't explain it clearly, it was an intuition from a child who had an unhappy childhood.

A child, who was left alone at home and taken care of by house elves since he was a child, did not see his relatives a few times a day, and when he was 14 years old, he didn't even know who his mother was or what her name was...

Snape never asked about her mother.This is a kind of tenderness and understanding from him.Although he was sure that as long as he asked, Isa would definitely answer, but he would not expose her scars.

He could almost guess her background. After One Night Breeze passed by, the girl from the little pure-blood family found out that she had a child.So after giving birth to the child, Voldemort took the child away, maybe gave the girl a hush money, maybe sent her abroad, or maybe silenced her... In short, she will never appear again.

It can be said that the story in the "Liverpool Daily News" may be half true, but the identity of the heroine is wrong.

Isa is so smart, she must have guessed something, right?

But she couldn't pierce it, nor could she ask her father directly.She can only hold the imagination of her biological mother, swallow bitterness, make up stories about Voldemort's status and fame, and make a happy face...

"You... if you're sad," Snape stretched out a hand, wrapping his arms gently around Isa's shoulders, "just tell me. It's okay."

"I am always here."

Isa turned her head and looked at him fixedly, black eyes to black eyes.

"...What did you imagine yourself?" She asked strangely.

Snape: ...Huh huh huh?Why don't you come here according to your personality?

"I know, you feel sorry for making up this story for your father. In front of me, you don't have to pretend or anything..."

"What am I pretending to be? I really love writing Mary Su poor novels!"

"But," Snape felt, how pitiful she was, "it's not fair to you or your mother!"

"Ah, it's okay." Isa said with a smile, "It's really okay, I can make it up as I like, because I don't have a mother in the first place, so I should be made by my father alone!"

Snape: ...Excuse me! ?

He was in so much pain because of his brain, and finally took the initiative to sweeten, take the initiative to comfort and comfort others, originally thought that he could give extra points to people who are cold on the outside and hot on the inside——

——In the end, you were not moved at all, and you still told me that you were a single-sex bred? !

Author, come out and explain!Can the emotional line be pushed down? ?

Isa borrowed Slughorn's office fireplace and went directly to the minister's office to intercept Voldemort who was packing up and preparing to continue his visit to France.

"This is the outline, and I will answer this in future interviews!" Yisha handed the novel to Voldemort with a sense of accomplishment.

Voldemort: ...What is "The Lord is in Love with Me"?

"Oh, there are alternative titles." Isa added.

The Dark Lord's True Wife

"The Evil King's Contract Lover: Lauder, Please Have Mercy"

Voldemort: You can't get along in JJ like this, okay? !

At least it should be: "[HP] My Road to Redemption with Voldy"!

The two veteran drivers looked at each other.

"Let's write together, Dad!"

"...I don't think Griezmann's surname is good, what about Pendragon!"

"...Father, you will be chopped down by Saber like this."

The author has something to say:

I am a girl!girl!The male one is a finger-pointer!