HP told my dad to hit you after school

Snape snuggled under the covers and poked open the forum.

After the daily communication with Balala Xiaomoxian ("Today's love tip is: Halloween makeup carnival and cosplay with her as a couple!"), he thought carefully about his Halloween plans.

This year's Halloween will be the same, and Isha will be excited all day, wearing a jersey under her school uniform and covering it with a shirt.She will carry a small white bag, one compartment for the Zizi bee candy she wants to distribute, and the other compartment for the candy given by others.

Not only did she send each other off among the classmates, but she also took the shy Narcissa with one hand and the black-faced Snape with the other. When class was over, she smiled and approached the podium to give candy to the professor, and then made Snape reluctantly bark. She pointed at the little bat with the fangs and yelled, "Trick or treat!"

There will be different carnival programs in the evening, which depends on the school's arrangement.Generally, Isha and Narcissa will prepare the clothes for make-up in advance and participate in the carnival dressed in strange shapes.

Last Halloween, Dumbledore announced the list of goddesses by the way. That time, Isa was lazy and took advantage of Animagus's imperfections to turn herself into a real cat-ear girl.But she made serious preparations the year before and the year before.Such as Legolas the woodland elf ("Little Leaf is me and I am Little Leaf! hhhhhhhhhh my dad is King Sir!") and a woman with curly hair and red lips in a Gryffindor red fur coat ("You don't understand! I'm Wang Da Maximov, the Scarlet Witch! My dad is Magneto!").Snape will receive a set of corresponding clothes every year, such as the human ranger Aragorn who can't hold up a suit of armor and has a sword ("Don't wash your hair a few days before you come out of COS - hey, hey, how do you beat people! ’) and a gold antler helmet with black and green leather trousers and boots, and for some odd reason, a gold scepter studded with glowing sapphires and a harness to go with the suit.

When Isha saw him coming out of the boys' dormitory fully clothed, she covered her mouth.

"Kiss..." she murmured.

Snape held the helmet and refused to put it on: "It's too stupid, don't wear it. And the lines are too stupid, like your dad would say, don't say it."

Isa burst into tears: "Severus..."

In the end he didn't wear it because Isa never forced him.He didn't know who the cosplayer of this outfit was until the end.

This year's clothes were not delivered to him on October 10th.Isa showed him a few options in History of Magic class on the 30th with a booklet.

"We can make these few CPs." She used a pen—she was really not used to quill pens—and pointed to the drawings she had drawn on the booklet, "EC, I made the one in the wheelchair, this one in purple You're the one with the helmet."

Snape looked disgusted: "Let me not ask you why you are in a wheelchair... why does my character, this Erik, wear such a weird purple and such an ugly helmet?"

Yisha looked at the ceiling: "This is Lao Wan... a method used by him to show his identity as a gay..."

Even if Isa introduced the earth-shattering story of this pair of gay friends who cherished each other but took two paths, Snape refused to face this pair of old gay friends who looked like GGAD.

"Then this pair." Isa turned the next page, "The full version of the one you published the year before last."

The pair knew that Snape had read the Nordic epic "Ada" and recognized the pair of enemies, Thor and Loki.

"I produced Loki the year before last?"

"Yes, Kishen is handsome!"

Snape was silent for a while, then asked: "Then who will we produce Thor this year?"

"He's a blond muscular man."

The two skinny brunettes were relatively silent.

"...It hurts so much that I can't get a male god!" Yisha choked up and turned the page, "Then this couple!"

Snape turned the page almost as soon as he saw the Super Bat: "Tights refuse."

The next page was Dundong, and Snape quickly turned to it again: "The blue one is tights again, refuse."

Yamei, "There is also a blond man in muscular armor, refuse."

Fuhua, "You still want to come up with a Muggle detective story? I'm Sherlock Holmes, you Watson?"

"Yes, we can publish "Basic Deduction". I am Liu Yuling!"

Snape hesitated for a moment.

"I don't want to have a pipe," he whispered. "I don't want to wear Victorian clothes. I don't want to be Sherlock Holmes."

Isa stared at him discouragedly: "You are so picky this year..."

Snape pursed his lips—that nonsense, he was always separated from his friendship before, so he was embarrassed to refuse.Now I've finally become a girlfriend, and Yisha has an infinitely tolerant personality, so I should quickly push away the ones I don't like.

But the right to choose independently must have a degree.When Isa turned to the last page, Snape knew he had no choice.

"Professor Snape and the girls," she said.

Snape stared at the adult version of the black-robed Old Bat in the brochure with the same stern face.

"I can refuse—"

"No."

"... I have reconsidered. Holmes is very good."

"Sev," Isa said longingly, "I really want to see what you looked like when you were a professor. You must be very, very handsome."

Snape almost thought he was hallucinating: "...Is there an irreparable major deviation in your aesthetics, is it possible that your family's aesthetics will suddenly become incurable?"

Isa repeated firmly: "You were absolutely handsome when you were a professor! I saw it when I was in a play! You're so handsome when you grow up!"

Snape simply didn't know how to deal with this kind of meowsha who forced him to blow a wave every day after being together.He could only pretend to clear his throat and said, "Then let's get Sherlock Holmes."

"No! I want to send out Professor Snape, who made Hogwarts tremble, and the first awesome female student who dared to tease the old bat in the cellar! The old bat closed my confinement on a dark and windy night for a month, and asked me to go to bed at night. Going to disembowel the toad at eight o'clock. I knocked on the door, and the old bat called me in with a sexy subwoofer. I walked in, closed the door of the office, and a hungry tiger pounced on the old bat who was batching homework. Pressed on the office chair—"

Snape covered Isa's mouth with almost a broken heart: "I will throw you to Filch!!!"

Isa was covered with her mouth, and Snape blushed. Narcissa, who was listening to the story of the violent female student forced by the professor, didn't go to sleep anymore. She raised her head and asked Isa: "She put the old bat on the chair. ,Then what?"

Professor Binns continued to read the lecture notes, and there was a lot of snoring in the history of magic class. The three people at the end were frightened by the terrible teacher-student relationship decades later and began to listen to the class seriously.

"...In the end, the female student pressed the old bat on the office chair and slapped it painfully." Isha whispered to Narcissa.

Snape accidentally cut a hole in the notebook.

"Old Bat orders you to shut up." His ears were burning. "Fifty points to Slytherin!"

Yisha's eyes widened: "Eh? As long as [-] points, you can become a professor?! It's worth it! Then I can save a semester and have sex once——"

Snape pressed Isa's head on the table neatly, it looked rough, but it didn't use much force.Isa fell obediently along the strength of his hand, feeling that his hand was as gentle as stroking the back of her head.

Narcissa felt that today's dog food was really full.

On the night of October 10th, Snape quickly went to bed after browsing the forum, not forgetting to clear his brain.

In the middle of the night, he vaguely heard a knock on the door, and a girl's voice asked from outside, "Professor Snape, are you there?"

He rubbed his head, and found that he fell asleep while revising his thesis. Before he fell asleep, the top one was a classic T-class paper by Neville Longbottom. He was commenting: "It's impressive. Mentally retarded." Then fell asleep.

"Professor Snape?" the girl asked again. "It's eight o'clock sharp—I'm in detention!"

He actually talked about confinement so happily.Snape couldn't remember who this hapless girl was. He looked around the office and found a wooden bucket full of dead toads in the corner, which he usually prepared for T-class troll students. Prohibited content.

She is actually at the same level as Longbottom, what is the background of this girl.

"Come in," he said, putting on the most impatient expression on his face.

The girl opened the door and came in.She looked around the gloomy office curiously at first, and then looked at him with enthusiasm and joy.

"Professor, I'm here for confinement! Professor, what am I going to do tonight? I haven't closed confinement yet, professor!"

Chirp and be fearless.He looked at her green tie with a headache - an annoying Slytherin! ?How could she be so lively in his academy!

The girl walked to his desk and stood still, looking at him excitedly, waiting for his instructions.

There were good-looking girls in his academy, but he couldn't think of a good-looking girl like her.She has long black hair, she must have just washed and blown it before coming here, because it is bright and fluffy now, and she also has the unique fragrance of girls before a date, her collar is turned up neatly, and her bow tie is neatly tied Neatly, the pleated skirt was rolled up to her knees.

Did she make herself look so good for this confinement?

Snape hesitated, and he actually felt a little pity, feeling that it would be cruel to ask her to roll up her sleeves and disembowel Toad.

The girl was still waiting for him to speak, she waited quietly, staring at his face fascinatedly, and then at his neck that was tightly covered by the button-up collar, and then her gaze slipped down to his chest.

Snape could not recall her name, or even the reason for her detention.

He has changed his mind.Leave Toad to Longbottom, any reason can make him come and cry to get rid of this bucket.

This girl, this girl...

"Professor," the girl suddenly walked around the desk and walked towards him, "Sir, you—"

As she moved closer, Snape could smell the mixture of sweet mint and milk more clearly.She stretched out her hand towards his forehead, and he seemed to have been petrified, and he didn't even think about avoiding it.

Her soft fingertips parted his forehead hair and gently touched his skin.Everywhere her fingers touched was trembling, stained with a thin red.

Didn't he wash his hair last night... He thought while he was dizzy, don't she touch the oil stains...

"...Professor, did you just sleep with your paper on your pillow? 'T' stamped on your face hhhhhhhhh!"

She laughed until her eyes narrowed.She rubbed her fingers vigorously, leaving a red mark on his forehead.

"Erased it! The professor actually dozed off while correcting homework...Professor, are you tired?" She twisted her fingers, and looked worriedly at him who was stunned on the chair, "How about today? Go to bed tonight, poor rest will have a great impact on your body..."

"Your confinement—"

His words were interrupted.

She leaned down and placed a dry, warm kiss on his cheek.

"Good night," she said softly, "good night, sir."

Snape remembered her name now.

A daring Slytherin student, Isabella a T-rank dangerous troll, the reason for confinement is very credible——

Because he wants to see her.

He grabbed the hem of her school uniform and pulled the girl closer.She obediently got close enough to exchange breaths with him, so close that her eyelashes could brush his.

"No hurry," he said in a low voice, "finish your confinement first, Miss Slytherin."

"And what do you want me to do, Professor? Sir?"

He slowly pressed it up, and pressed his lips to hers.

"Don't leave me." He said the content of the confinement silently, "Please warm me, Isha."

For Halloween breakfast, Snape appeared listlessly at the breakfast table.

"Good morning, Sif!" Isa smiled and gave him a bag of candy and a set of clothes, "Here are your candies and clothes! My candy?"

You almost sweetened me to death in my dream last night.

With complicated emotions, Snape handed out a box of sizzling bee-filled chocolates that he had prepared earlier, watched as Isa opened it excitedly, and stuffed a piece into his mouth contentedly.

Snape bowed his head and unpacked the clothes, taking out a deer hunter's hat and a pinstriped Victorian trench coat.

"...how is Sherlock Holmes?"

"Hey, don't you want to teach students the topic? I just changed it!"

...Snape was in a mixed mood at this point.

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I wore a wizard cloak for Halloween yesterday, a thin black one with a wand.I think I'm super handsome!