HP told my dad to hit you after school

Chapter 28. Drama

Isa was so busy during this time.

On the one hand, she has to take care of her studies and rehearsals, and sometimes she has to provide materials for X-note's patent application.Even if Voldemort is a minister, some necessary application procedures still have to go.

At the beginning of December, the rehearsal has entered a new stage.

"You should still be a little angry here," Isa said to Regulus. "Your fiancée actually started to hate you after being resurrected. You should be confused and unhappy during this period."

The good boy Regu blushed.The rest of the crew sat on chairs by the walls of the empty classroom and ate melons together, happily dangling their legs as they watched the rehearsal for the third act.

In the first act, the three brothers fight against the god of death. Everyone calls this scene three against one, or one abuses three, and the god of death Snape's aura completely explodes the three brothers.

In the second act, the eldest brother died in the tavern. Everyone called this scene a gang fight.Because Isa basically piled up all the actors in this scene, not only the eldest brother Sirius and Lorenz who murdered him, Bella Narcissa and Lucius are all in this scene.

In the third act, some people behind the scenes called this scene a tender grass, because Isa and Regulus played a sister-brother relationship, and Haimo had to dye his hair and wear colored contact lenses to play their son.

The most controversial aspect of this scene is Isa's treatment of her fiancée's resurrection and return to the underworld.She had to play the resurrection of her fiancée as she was hugged by the princess of death to her second child, and when she returned to the underworld, she happily threw herself into the arms of death.

The first person to refuse was Reaper. Mr. Reaper felt that his fiancée had bad intentions, and he said that he couldn't hold his fiancée.The fiancée said that she is super light, how heavy can a soul be!

"I think the fiancée actually fell in love with the god of death after death, so she doesn't want to go back to the second child?" Bella, who played the proprietress of the tavern in the second act, said while eating melons.

The crowd gnawed at the melon and nodded in agreement.

Regulus also nodded, until Isa put on a green fleece cap: "The top of your head is almost like a prairie dick! Hurry up and rehearse!"

Regulus struggled to take off his hat, taking the opportunity to be patted on the head by his own brother.

"Okay, continue." The meticulous Regulus straightened his clothes, adjusted his expression, pinched the back of the chair in pain and anger, and yelled at Isa who was sitting with her head bowed:

"Is your heart as dead as your body?!"

The onlookers held their breath.

The Grim Reaper folded his arms and watched coldly.

"I am the man who defeated death! I defeated death and brought you back!" Regulus waved his hands nervously, "Didn't you miss it before you died?! You are still so young! There are so many The thing was not done! The life we ​​could have spent together was taken away by the god of death, aren’t you unwilling?! Have you forgotten that night—”

"I haven't forgotten." Isa always sat with her back to Regulus, with a distant expression.

"Even if I die, I still remember that day." Yisha said softly, "That night, you climbed over the fence of my house and knocked on my window. I was writing a reply that day, and I was about to put dried flowers in the letter, and you coming.

"You were mysterious and said that you would take me to a place. I put down the letter, and you carried me out of the window and over the fence, and my brother almost found me.

"You dragged and walked for a long time. When you first came to find me, the sky was still on fire. When we reached the valley, it was already dark. You thought it would be a clear moonlit night, but your ability to observe the sky is extraordinary. No, it started to rain on the way. You had to conjure up a big awning and sit with me under it, watching the rain outside with great dejection.

"I wanted to comfort you, but you suddenly spoke and told me..."

Isa jumped up suddenly, walked to the other side of the empty classroom with Regulus, changed her face in a second, and looked like a couple watching the rain.Regulus looked confused and embarrassed, while Isa looked shy and slightly excited.

The Grim Reaper was still standing in the original corner, watching their show coldly with folded arms.

"Liz!" Regulus said loudly, blushing, "I, let's get married!"

Every time Sirius watched them play this part, he would "tsk tsk tsk" loudly, and then was knocked on the head jointly by Bella and Narcissa.

"Suddenly, what did you say suddenly!" Yisha almost jumped up, and then tried to hold back the smile at the corner of her mouth, "I, my brother won't agree—"

"This has nothing to do with your brother!" Regulus said eagerly, "Ask your heart, don't you want to be with me? Let's learn divination together, watch the stars together, and spend afternoon after afternoon talking about magic. Curse...do you feel my heartbeat and throbbing?"

"I, I..." Isa twisted her fingers.

"I want to tell you everything!" Regulus said with burning eyes, "I want to live with you in a three-story cottage, with the kitchen and reception room on the first floor, potions and your favorite laurel trees in the garden , Our children live on the second floor, the elder brother is called Ralph, and the younger sister is Daphne; we are in the attic, and we can open the skylight to watch the stars together on a clear night..."

"Wait! I, I don't like it..." Isa bit her lips lightly, then closed her eyes, as if mustering up her courage, "I like it better, I like the name Roy for boys... ..."

Regulus froze for a moment, then jumped up in ecstasy.

"Ca!" shouted Lily, the assistant director, "Isa and Regulus are both great!"

Regulus almost collapsed on the chair in a state of collapse.Sirius helped him up with a laugh, and patted him on the back: "Little Leigu has great acting skills! We won't have to worry about girlfriends from now on!"

"I'm so afraid that the Lord will make a mess after watching the show..." Regulus worried in his heart, "It's so stressful to play with Sister Isha!"

Narcissa was resting with Isha, drinking water and eating melons.

"You little shy girl is really good at acting!" Narcissa, the old love driver, affirmed Isha, "If I hadn't watched you grow up, I would have thought you had the experience of leaving the singles!"

Yisha humbled herself: "Where is it? You don't need two people to fall in love. I can complete all the necessary steps to fall in love by myself."

A certain professor who has been single for nearly 50 years: ...What happened to the sudden empathy.

A certain idiot who has been single for more than 30 years: ...you get used to being single.

"However, after the play is performed, the number of greeting cards you receive on Valentine's Day can be doubled again." Narcissa held her chin and stared, "But our little Isha doesn't like any of them~"

"I care more about chocolates than greeting cards." Isa took a bite of melon, "It's great that we can eat for two months every year."

"We have to count together for a week every year," Snape reminded darkly. "Don't you think it would be cruel to drag me along to identify whether there is any love agent in the chocolate?"

"Because Severus is the best potion learner, and I trust you so much." Isa smiled and shared a piece of melon with him, "My dad brought it from abroad, it's sandy and sweet. Try it!"

Snape took the melon with a look of disgust, and muttered: "It's hard to wash the juice on the robe..."

"You didn't wash it yourself..." Isa gnawed on the melon and said inarticulately.

"Eat like this, let people outside this room see you, who would think you are a school girl. You are a goddess, what a joke..." Snape took a small bite of the melon, and then smacked like a hamster Bit by bit.

In the rehearsal classroom, Lily and Sirius laughed at James' jokes. Regulus had just been ruffled by his brother, and Bella pulled him to continue rubbing with a dejected expression.Laurenz and Haimer were chatting about the car, while Lucius was digging and eating half a melon in Narcissa's right hand silently, feeding Narcissa a mouthful from time to time.Isa and Snape held a piece of melon each, nibbled on it, and looked at all the happy people in the room calmly and contentedly.

"That's great." Isa sighed, but she didn't say what was good or where it was.But Snape understood, he silently turned his head to look at her, subconsciously reached out and wiped a melon seed off her face.

Isa didn't seem to feel it, and Snape stared blankly at the melon seeds on his fingertips, startled by his familiarity.

"This kind of leaning on the steps, ah, it's a chair now, and the two people smile and look at the quiet time, it really looks like the little professor and the old Wan." Yisha babbled, "But I am the little professor and you are the old Wan. , This time the professor or something can not be used to call you, different professors are different, one is in HP, one is in Marvel, one is in Warner and one is in Fox..."

Snape quickly flicked off the hot melon seeds and snorted nonchalantly.

The play that the whole school is paying attention to, the day before the Christmas holiday, finally, the grand opening.

When the curtain opened for the first act and the actors walked onto the stage, the audience screamed——

Mom, who are these three handsome men! ?

"It's Brothers Black and Potter—they've been drinking the Age-Aging Potion!"

Three black-haired men of adult size walked side by side on the path set out. Sirius, the oldest, was tall and handsome, with a high spirit; , sunny and cheerful, brisk walking.

[A long time ago, there were three brothers traveling abroad.They walked together, and walked, and finally, a fast-moving river blocked their way. ]

The narration starts.The silky and melodious low-pitched male voice echoed in everyone's ears, and the girl with the voice control directly flinched half of her body.

Okay, listen carefully to QAQ

[The three brothers are so powerful that they created a bridge and passed the river easily. ]

Sirius took out his wand and waved it pretendingly. Bella from the props team quickly transformed him into a stone bridge with Transfiguration.

Sirius laughed, and was the first to cross the river. He said contemptuously, "I thought this river where so many people drowned is so great! We got here so easily!"

Regulus followed closely behind, smiling: "We are the first to defeat the death traveler."

James said nothing.

[Reaper is angry because his three offerings are gone.But he had a plan to show himself and speak directly to them—]

On the stage, suddenly black mist lingered.A thin man in a black robe and hood appeared by the bridge.

The Grim Reaper, Severus Snape, returned to Hogwarts as an adult.

The grown-up Severus Snape confronted the grown-up James and Sirius, making no secret of his hatred and dislike.He twisted his thin lips, forced a smile, and said softly:

"God will reward you, excellent mortals."

("Ahhh, I can tell he is the narrator!"

"The Grim Reaper is so handsome, oh, oh! A male god of abstinence!"

"Which number is he on the list of male gods? He's not in the top ten."

"He's the one Isabella called to fill the vacancy!")

"God promised to reward each of you with something," Snape said softly, "anything."

Sirius was extremely excited. With his head held high, he asked complacently: "Then, as a wizard who has defeated the god of death, I ask for a powerful wand that will never be defeated!"

Snape said nothing.Silently he snapped a branch from the prop elder tree beside the bridge, and in a flash of golden light he transfigured the branch into the Elder Wand.

The Elder Wand hovered quietly in front of Sirius.He removed the Elder Wand with a look of fascination, a few sparks popping from the tip.

The boss got his gift.

Regulus looked at Sirius ecstatically indifferently, pursed his lips slightly, raised his chin, and asked, "I want the ability to bring the dead back to life."

Snape twitched the corners of his lips, which was his standard action when he got a "D" grade paper.He raised his hand, and a stone by the river jumped up and jumped into Regulus' palm.

"The Resurrection Stone," he said softly.

Finally it was James' turn.Snape and he stared at each other for three seconds with the most explicit eyes, but the audience thought it was the witty youngest thinking.Then James recites his lines:

"I want something that will keep you from finding me."

Upon hearing this, Snape reluctantly took off his hood slowly, exposing his long black hair and pale face to the audience.

("Fuck! Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, so handsome ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

"Fucking Snape, he's so handsome when he grows up!!!"

"This kid doesn't know how to put on makeup! Why do you suddenly feel that he is very mature and attractive!"

"I think it's okay, I don't control uncle, but his voice is really nice."

"Why does Snape have such long hair - but it's good looking!")

Snape took off his black robes extremely slowly, and the audience watched with bated breath, thinking he was utterly sexy.

Are you trying to tease us by taking it off so slowly? !

Snape really did it on purpose.

Isha put on his make-up for an hour after she drank age-boosters with him before the show.He felt Isa, who was more beautiful and more impactful in adulthood, dangling close to his face, and his ears were almost burning.

However, Isa was so serious when she was the most idiot, she was dedicated to turning the adult male god into a mature and ascetic and charming Alan Rickman who was as mellow as red wine. When Snape had already emptied his eyes and emptied his brain, he had finished the makeup by silently memorizing the production process of the aging agent for the seventh time.

Snape froze for a minute when he finally saw himself in the mirror.

"It's so much like the sparrow-turning-phoenix in The Princess Diaries." Isa sighed, and then handed Snape a stack of neatly folded black clothes, "Your costume, be careful, don't let me break it Now, this is the black robe of my male god Mr. Rickman, I have treasured it for 7 years, and I am only willing to take it out now."

Snape choked strangely.

His own robe to conceal his identity was first sold to the little Isa, and now it has returned to him.

He wanted to ask her why she called him Rickman, but he was afraid of being exposed.After thinking about it...he even missed the matter of rebirth, saving her once is not a big deal, so let's talk about it.

"Actually..." He cleared his throat.

Unfortunately, Lily who suddenly rushed into the dressing room interrupted him.Lily, who had taken the aging agent, was as beautiful as before. She watched Snape complimenting her, and then pestered Isa to put on makeup too.So Isa kicked him out after briefly reminding him of a few performance points, which included taking his clothes off slowly.

"Let's talk about it after the show." She winked at him as she closed the door, leaving him alone with Potter's yelps of shock.

He slowly took off his black robe and reluctantly handed James the clothes he had treasured for seven years by Isa.

"The invisibility cloak," he said.

With a final warning glare at James (if you dare to get your clothes dirty), Snape walked off the stage and went backstage to receive Issa's ardent compliments.

"It's great, Severus is great!" Isa with a pale face and sick makeup hurriedly prepared the props for the next act, "You sit down and rest for a while, and then start at the end of the second act... Lorenz! Have you got your prop knife?"

Snape thought she was being perfunctory.

In fact, since he started preparing the play, Snape clearly felt that Isa paid him less attention.Because she has too many things to consider, the script stage and actors, and she also has to take care of her studies and X-note development.She no longer accompanied him to the library every day, no longer accompanied him to make potions once a week, and even basically only chatted with him in the group.

Snape didn't get used to it after feeling quiet. He would occasionally click on the Marauder's Map to look for the little dot that represented Isa - he marked her as a little silver star, and watched her randomly grab her from the cafeteria. After ordering food, he rushed to the empty classroom to prepare props, and then returned to the common room without stopping, rushing to do homework frantically.

More than once, he wished that the drama would not exist, so that life would return to the original point, and he would no longer be upset by Isa's chaotic schedule and dark circles.

But Isha is clearly enjoying it.She enjoys the feeling of being in control, enjoying the feeling of completing a huge project. She is tired and confident, running around all day long as if she has found meaning.

He also thought viciously what would happen if he refused to participate.The little obsessive-compulsive disorder who can't find a suitable candidate will definitely feel uncomfortable. She will come to pester him, lobby him, and beg him... But seeing Isa's expectant and excited eyes, everything is dissatisfied All the complaints were suppressed, and all the guts turned into a "yes", he put on the black robe inexplicably, did what he thought he would never do, participated in a play, and was still with Potter.

Snape sat backstage, waiting for Sirius to be taken away at the end of Act Two.As an adult, he has a stern face, and other actors who were curious about his change in appearance were shocked by his aura, and kept their heads far away from him.

Only a tall man in a black robe and hood sat unconcernedly beside him.Snape didn't look sideways, staring at the screen used to watch the performance in the backstage, watching Sirius carelessly save the Lucius couple who were embarrassed by Lorenz, and then showed off his Elder Wand.

"Do you think the Deathly Hallows is real?" the black-robed man tilted his head and asked him, Snape was silent, and it took a while before he replied: "It exists."

"I think so too. But if you collect all three things, can you really fly over death?"

Snape thought this question was very stupid: "Of course not. Death is the fate of mankind, and even Merlin cannot escape it."

"It's really like what the god of death would say." The black-robed man laughed lowly, "But what about Nicolas? The Philosopher's Stone—is the Philosopher's Stone, so how to explain it?"

"Slowing down aging is not immortality," Snape said curtly.

"Then there is no way to live forever?" the man in black robe asked.

Snape saw Lorenz slit Sirius' throat, realized that he was about to go on stage, straightened his clothes quickly, picked up the prop scythe and went on stage.Before leaving, he glanced back at the man who was obsessed with eternal life, and only saw his clean chin and unpredictable smile.

"Go, Severus, I'll wait for your return." He said softly.

Snape went up suspiciously.

He dragged Sirius down who was excitedly playing with the plasma on his neck, and then went to Regulus who looked nervous.

"It's your turn, Regulus." He said, and then Isa hurried over from the black-robed man, and placed a large rough stone ring on Regulus's hand with great care.

"The resurrection stone is not a prop." Isa said with a serious face, "Don't think about anyone or anything during the turn. If you really call out the ghost, it will be a performance accident."

Regulus trembled all over: "Really, really?! Deathly Hallows?!"

"If you break it, be careful, I will tell my dad to beat you after school." Isa warned, "Okay, go up! Lei Gu, you can do it, relax!!!"

Regulus stepped onto the stage with one hand and one foot.Snape looked down at the pale but still beautiful Isa.

"Lead me up." Isa raised her wrist, which was locked with a thin, clanging iron chain.Snape took the chain silently, and couldn't help but glance at her slender wrist, which was locked with a chain representing death, which had a strange beauty.

On the stage, Regulus turned the resurrection stone, covered in cold sweat.The audience thought that he was just nervous because he was about to meet his fiancée, but who knew that what he was holding in his hand was the real resurrection stone.

The Grim Reaper walked slowly onto the stage with a pale woman locked in his hands.Her long black hair flowed behind her, and her white skirt covered her feet, making her walk almost as if she were floating.As soon as the god of death exerted force in his hand, the iron chain turned into a black mist that drifted away.Facing Regulus' eager gaze, the woman who had regained her freedom silently took a step back and grabbed Snape's sleeve.Snape had to pull out his sleeve and give Isa a little push behind him.

Isa finally walked over to Regulus, but in the end, unscripted, she glanced back at Snape.

"Go ahead," Snape finally said, moving his lips.

Isa turned her head and walked slowly towards Regulus step by step.Snape watched her, and didn't leave the stage until Regulus took her into his arms.

"Regu should be glad that his Lord is visiting Turkey, otherwise her father would have to tear him apart." Sirius and Potter watched the drama next to each other, chattering and commenting.

The man in the black robe was still sitting alone, looking at the screen with low pressure.

"I finally understand Slytherin. It is said that he killed a sphinx alone to vent his anger on the day he married his daughter." The man in the black robe said gloomily, "I saw you staring at her reluctantly when you stepped down You stood there for a long time."

Snape's heart skipped a beat.

"You are......"

The man in the black robe raised the corner of his hood, showing him his highly recognizable face: "Someone who should be in Turkey."

Snape almost sat down in shock.

"I changed my voice. No wonder you didn't recognize it. No one noticed anyway." Voldemort said lightly, "Sit down and watch the show."

Snape sat down, pretending to be calm, and watched Isa and Regulus perform a bitter drama.

"I can't imagine Isa getting married," said Voldemort suddenly, "not even in love."

Snape didn't know what to answer.

"She seems to be the only opposite sex around you at school," said Voldemort. "Do you think she has anyone she cares about?"

I.Snape almost wanted to answer like that, but it was killing him.

"She loves her little business with all her heart," Snape replied cautiously.

Voldemort scratched his chin thoughtfully.

"Indeed, she has always been obsessed with fame and fortune." He was slightly relieved, even though Isa and Leigu's son, Haimo, appeared on the screen.

"The X-note is about to be mass-produced, and she will be the one who will change the way wizards live." Voldemort turned to look at Snape, "And you, when Isa has already achieved something, don't you want to be famous as a great hero?" ?”

Of course Snape wanted to.That's why he trusted him in his previous life.

"I can give you this chance." Voldemort smiled, "Don't be dumbfounded, the second child is going to commit suicide, it's up to you."

Regulus' emotional outburst was spot on.Isa watched silently as he fell, and then Snape silently appeared and lifted Regulus up.

Isa watched Snape, who was holding a scythe, re-lock the chain for her, and suddenly twitched the corners of her mouth, revealing the only smile since she came to the stage.

There was air-conditioning from under the stage.

With a bright smile, she turned around and picked up Regulus who was also in chains, and happily left the stage.

"How! Am I doing well!?" Isa asked Snape loudly, and then Voldemort.Voldemort was still hiding his identity, and only gave a thumbs up.

"Excellent," Snape said.

Lily and James come on stage.They play the third couple who met in the countryside and fell in love happily.

James returned the black robe to Snape early on, and he took the real Deathly Hallows Invisibility Cloak to the stage and chased Lily with two braids hahahaha.

In the end, James was full of children and grandchildren, holding Lily's hand and being roughly dragged off the stage by Snape, regardless of what the original book said, they returned to the underworld "like friends".

Finally, the curtain fell and the stage returned to darkness.The narration sounded again.

[To this day, the Deathly Hallows is still passed down from generation to generation among wizards.

Legend has it that if you collect all three Deathly Hallows, you will live forever. ]

"Shit."

A man spoke softly.

The follow spot lights came on, and Voldemort seemed to be shining all over, standing in the middle of the stage shiningly, accepting the shocking and ecstatic cheers of the audience.

"True immortality is not eternal life in terms of life span," Voldemort said, "but living in the minds of future generations."

"Merlin is dead, but he lives in the hearts of all English wizards.

"Slytherin is dead, but his spirit has left traces all over Hogwarts Castle.

"What about us, can we leave our name in history and live forever?"

Voldemort looked around and met the eyes of everyone in the audience, including Dumbledore who looked unpredictable.

"Everyone has a chance to overcome death." He said softly.

"Maybe you discover a new species, and the creature named after you lives on with your share.

"Maybe you invent a new potion and you'll live in the hands of every apothecary.

"Maybe you write a book, then you have spiritual communication with every reader, leave traces in their hearts, and live among the books.

"You will never die, as long as you are willing to contribute to the wizard and leave your own marks.

"Boys, stand up, the future of the wizarding world will belong to you after all." Voldemort raised his arms, "I am waiting for you on the previous page of the history book."

"Daying will be brilliant because of us!"

The author has something to say:

Wait until I have a holiday on October [-], and then comment one by one, you are so enthusiastic QwQ